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California Democrat Predicts Surge In Hookers, Blames "Global Warming"

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Ripped from the pages of The Onion, this is not. California Democrat Barbara Lee proposed a resolution in the House of Representatives that claims women will eventually be forced into prostitution since they face "disproportionately harmful impacts from climate change." So, first 'we' blame weakness in economic growth on excess cold, and now excess global warmth - according to Lee's House Concurrent Resolution 29 - will drive women to "sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage."

 

 

Here's some key excerpts from the happy clappy lady's Resolution...

"Women will disproportionately face harmful impacts from climate change," - we are not really sure why?

Climate change will turn women into hookers?

"food insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health"

Women are "uniquely" capable of adapting to climate change?

"despite a unique capacity and knowledge to promote and provide for adaptation to climate change, women often have insufficient resources to undertake such adaptation"

Women know best when it comes to climate change and how to fix it?

"women are often underrepresented in the development and formulation of policy regarding adaptation to climate change, even though they are often in the best position to provide and consult on adaptive strategies."

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Sat, 03/28/2015 - 18:53 | 5937920 Mac Avelli
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It's a brave new world, isn't it!!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 18:57 | 5937937 Winston Churchill
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Raving maybe.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:01 | 5937947 kaiserhoff
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A woman like "happy clappy"  couldn't make fitty cents a week.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:08 | 5937976 Greenskeeper_Carl
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"in order to combat this, we will need to redistribute more of your wealth"

I wish this farce would hurry up and die. Why people still give any of these fucking criminals any attention of credibility is beyond me. Must be a slow weekend for ZH to keep posting pointless articles like this. Yes, this woman is a fucking idiot, as are ALL those who listen to her or buy into this global warming bullshit in any way, shape or form. But, we ALREADY FUCKING KNEW THAT. So why do we keep seeing these pointless, click bait articles posted non-stop?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:18 | 5937991 chumbawamba
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Yeah, it's amazing how the market adapts to a changing environment, Barbara Lee.  That's the beauty of it.

The ironic thing is that these conditions and the sort of pablum that comes out of Barbara Lee's mouth is a result of the feminism many American women have embraced for the last generation.  Reap what you sow.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:28 | 5938027 nmewn
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From..."Keep your hands off my body!"

To..."Government should pay for my healthcare, its my right!!!"

No one and I mean no one can figure out a leftist chick...lol.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:33 | 5938049 Againstthelie
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Politics follows biology.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:52 | 5938093 nmewn
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That explains Pajamas Boy! ;-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:17 | 5938156 Latina Lover
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“Y’know, I don’t think I’ve heard anything this profoundly f*#king retarded since Jeb Bush’s remark about gettin’ illegals to leave our country if we just ask them nicely.

I look at our nation today under Obama and I thank God every day for alcohol. It’s the only way I can absorb the combined stupidy of all these dumb sh*ts without completely losin’ my f*#kin’ mind.” (Ron White, comedian)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:33 | 5938189 JoeSexPack
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I'd pay that she-beast to stay the hell away from me.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:34 | 5938191 JoeSexPack
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Since she brought it up....

 

"Circassians, Syrians, and Nubians were the three primary races of females who were sold as sex slaves in the Ottoman Empire. Circassian girls were described as fair, light-skinned and were frequently sent by the Circassian leaders as gifts to the Ottomans. They were the most expensive, reaching up to 500 pounds sterling and the most popular with the Turks. Second in popularity were Syrian girls, with their dark eyes, dark hair, and light brown skin, and came largely from coastal regions in Anatolia. Their price could reach up to 30 pounds sterling. They were described as having "good figures when young". Nubian girls were the cheapest and least popular, fetching up to 20 pounds sterling"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_the_Ottoman_Empire#Sexual_slavery

 

 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:03 | 5938332 Lore
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Stupid dingbat.  Climate is always changing. Some parts of the globe are warming; others are cooling. 

I despise how language gets twisted nowadays. What the hell is "transactional sex?"  I thought all sex was a kind of transaction.  Does this mean you can now make deposits and withdrawals?  What the definition of "early marriage?"  Does that mean the preacher shows up at the crack of dawn?  Anyway, I thought the culture creators were trying to destroy marriage and the family: nowadays, you're just supposed to "hook up," screw, father fades back into the woodpile, and guvmint raises the kids sans values. 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:09 | 5938360 Bumpo
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If I gotta pay a Carbon Tax, let all proceeds should go to said Hookers where we can all claim our fair distribution of the wealth! Is there an online menu I can order from? Forgive me if I've misunderstood your proposal.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:10 | 5938371 Wait What
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the menu is called MyRedbook.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:19 | 5938393 smlbizman
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ill tell u what.... it seems since around 2008, i have become a raging nigger hating raycyst....i thought it was due to all the shelia jacksons and mizz lee and sharpton and ofuckinwaste of life, et. als....little did i think it was the snow....learn summtin new everyday...

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:42 | 5938428 Manthong
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I knew there was an upside somewhere to all this global warming hooey.

 

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 09:01 | 5938914 Headbanger
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Yeah!   Make prostitution legal !

It adds to GDP and the gubmint can tax the shit out of it

Problemo solved!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:07 | 5938367 Wait What
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sex is already transactional. show me 1 woman who doesn't want you to do something (pay, gtfo in the morning, buy her roses & a ring, support her children) after sex. they don't exist.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:11 | 5938374 Seek_Truth
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Never met a woman who truly loved you, huh?

Sad.

That's usually the case when you don't believe in love, so you never make the attempt to display it to the woman in your life.

"A man reaps what he sows."- Galatians 6:7

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:49 | 5938437 Lore
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@ Seek_Truth:  You misunderstand. All relationships can be defined as a series of economic transactions.  Lest we forget, marriage is a contract with equity and love as a term of reference.  Get it?

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 09:53 | 5938992 Thirst Mutilator
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I don't PAY for sex... I'm paying for them to LEAVE after it's finished...

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:45 | 5939073 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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How mangina of you.

You still believe in the concept of love ?

Hypergamy and wallet are the only words I know.

AWALT.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 11:10 | 5939115 Seek_Truth
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"A good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and an evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." - Luke 6:45

No question regarding the truth of that Scripture. You've aptly demonstrated what is in your heart.

"Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires." - 2 Peter 3:3

“In the last time there will be mockers, following after their own ungodly lusts.” These are the ones who cause divisions, worldly-minded, devoid of the Spirit." - Jude 1:18-19

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:51 | 5938425 Lore
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Another glib bit of Orwellian Newspeak that drives me up the wall is that term "Unplanned Pregnancy." Every normal young man and woman past 16 knows the section at the back of the pharmacy marked "FAMILY PLANNING," with special emphasis on the term PLANNING, as in HAVING a PLAN, as in PLANNING TO FUCK.  I know accidents happen, and worse, but please don't call MILLIONS of unwed mothers and broken families "unplanned" and expect to be taken seriously. 

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 16:07 | 5939827 r3phl0x
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It's definitely not unplanned - bareback just feels better for the guy, and gives the girl a guaranteed $2k+/mo from the state for 18 years.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 14:35 | 5939572 thecrud
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I think you have trouble understanding the difference between Climate and weather.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 09:01 | 5938913 Baja Blitzer
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U   R   !!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:46 | 5938213 Parrotile
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Inadvertently highlighting one area where there will be lucrative opportunities "post collapse" - alcohol / spirits manufacture.

"I need a drink" never relates to Spring Water (bottled or otherwise). So, maybe a good idea to include those who work in fermentation (Brewing, Pharmaceuticals, Processs Biotechnology, Chemical Engineering) on your "close friends" list :-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:30 | 5938409 zhandax
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Who knew that if I had only dropped out of college, moved to commiefornia, and fried my brain on drugs for 20 years, that I could get elected to congress?

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 08:38 | 5938891 cheech_wizard
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Politics follows post-menopausal biology. Taken a serious look at Obama's cast of female department heads lately?

 

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 00:24 | 5938608 A Nanny Moose
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From..."Keep your hands off my body!"

TO: Forced immunizations....ugh.

http://www.mercurynews.com/california/ci_27453882/lawmakers-aim-bolster-...

Nevermind that some of the measles outbreaks here are from illegals. No passport or greencard required to get into Didneyland...and I am OK with that.

If one is immunized, and immunizations are effective, then what is there to fear from those who are not immunized? Either it works, or it is fucking snake oil.

....Other than another fucking witch hunt?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:35 | 5938054 Excursionist
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Because willful ignorance of idiots like Ms. Lee is the same as aiding and abetting them.

Ms. Lee is Exhibit A for subjecting elected officials to certification tests prior to taking office.  No pass, no office.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:34 | 5938190 delacroix
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congressman hank johnson was afraid guam would tip over if we sent more soldiers over there. it's on youtube.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:59 | 5938238 ceilidh_trail
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Don't forget that other retard who claimed that sharks today still follow the paths of the old slave traders due to them learning to lay back and eat all the slaves thrown overboard on the way. Intellectuals all...

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 23:38 | 5938529 401K of Dooom
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Hey let's not forget that the honorable Sheila Jackson Lee wanted to see the picture of Astronaut Neil Armstrong puting up the U.S. flag on the planet Mars.  Obviously knowledge of U.S. history is "NOT" a requirement to be a member of the house of representatives.   Only membership in a protected class.  I hate the media!

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 09:18 | 5938941 RaceToTheBottom
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Quotas have their own benefits.

I wish we could have accelerated Evolution that we have removed via quotas and gifts.

Make stupidity a capital offense rather than a reason for promotion.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:54 | 5939091 Fun Facts
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"congressman hank johnson was afraid guam would tip over if we sent more soldiers over there. it's on youtube"

Slightly alarming that these absolute retards are the ones voting on laws we are all bound by.

Hank Johnson was installed by AIPAC to replace Cynthia McKinney who was giving them a hard time.

It's pretty easy to fool Hank Johnson. Mission Accomplished.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:02 | 5938200 seminal1
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"Ms. Lee is Exhibit A for subjecting elected officials to certification tests prior to taking office.  No pass, no office."

Democrat Congresswoman Barbara Lee would pass certification tests for being a progressive communist and a radical black racist. She shares the viewpoints of most of her constituents in the 13th Congressional District which includes the cities of Oakland and Berkeley.

Born as Barbara Jean Tutt in El Paso, Texas on July 16, 1946, Barbara Lee attended Mills College in Oakland, California from 1969-73. During this period, she volunteered for the local Community Learning Center of the Black Panther Party. In 1973 Lee worked on the Oakland mayoral campaign of Black Panther Party co-founder Bobby Seale and served as a confidential aide to the organization's “minister of defense,” Huey Newton. After earning a master’s degree in social work from UC Berkeley in 1975, Lee served as a staffer for the openly socialist California congressman Ron Dellums. In 1977 Lee accompanied Dellums on a delegation to Cuba to discuss healthcare issues with Fidel Castro.

From 1983-85, Lee was an executive board member of the U.S. Peace Council, a Soviet front which was dominated by the Communist Party USA (CPUSA). Lee went on to serve, along with Angela Davis, on the national coordinating committee of the Committees of Correspondence for Democracy and Socialism, an organization that splintered from the CPUSA in 1991.

When Ron Dellums retired from Congress in 1998, Lee won his vacated congressional seat (in California's 9th District) and has held it ever since. She is a member of both the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) and the Congressional Progressive Caucus in the House of Representatives.

In 2008 Lee served as a Western regional co-chair of Senator Barack Obama's presidential campaign. She lauded Obama's “message of fundamental change” for being “as close to a revolutionary message as we have had in decades.” A strong supporter of the revolutionary communist Van Jones, Lee played a key role in the latter's appointment as the Obama administration's “green jobs czar” in 2009.

In November 2010, Lee and 15 other congressional Democrats met—either personally or through their respective staffers—with supporters of the Freedom Road Socialist Organization/FightBack, a Marxist-Leninist group condemning the “FBI raids and grand jury subpoenas” of people who were doing “international solidarity work” and “anti-war” organizing.

In 2012, Lee served on the host committee for “Leading with Love,” an event celebrating the five-year anniversary of the Marxist-led National Domestic Workers Alliance.

In April 2013, Lee sponsored a bill stating that climate change could lead to drought and reduced agricultural output in much of the world, and that this would be particularly harmful to women. Said the bill: “[F]ood insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as [engaging in] sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health.”

 

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=936

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:03 | 5938247 Ms. Erable
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Her resume reads like another 'volunteer' test case for retroactive abortion.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:14 | 5938267 Ward cleaver
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With that background she would seem a
likely candidate for President if this whole Hitlery
story stops her from running. Hopefully she is a lesbian
which would make her a shoo in.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:32 | 5938287 nmewn
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A transgendered lesbian would seal the deal for the Ignorati...lol.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:54 | 5938330 malek
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You forgot to mention her reelection vote results - some would have made communist party convention voters blush.
Which is not her fault, but tells us something about the voters in her district.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 23:47 | 5938548 Akiva
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She ran unopposed. I am unfortunately in her district. I didn't vote for her, but it didn't matter. There is no Republican Party here at all and nobody viable ran against her in the Democratic primary. 

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 00:04 | 5938576 frankly scarlet
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"It is not who votes but rather who counts the vores that matters"....Joe Stalin or Jeb Bush I forget which....

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 08:25 | 5938875 cornfritter
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Who picks who/what will ve "voted" for may be important also

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 17:16 | 5939985 JR
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The right to vote by people who are neither property owners nor tax payers is literally destroying the country.

The Founding Fathers put certain restrictions on who had the right to vote. The basic principle that governed voting in colonial America was that voters should have a “stake in society.” Just because you are a citizen or walk across the nation’s borders should not automatically give a person the right to vote himself the treasury. One restriction instituted by the colonists against mob rule was limiting voting to property owners because a person with a vested stake in the country is careful how he votes his property.

"Each of the thirteen colonies required voters either to own a certain amount of land or personal property, or to pay a specified amount in taxes," according to Steven Mintz in “Winning the Vote: A History of Voting Rights."

John Adams believed that an equal voice, in all acts of state. “tends to confound and destroy all distinctions, and prostrate all ranks to one common level.”

There have always been more C and below students than B and above; think about the plight of education should the classroom be ruled as a democracy.  As James Madison said, “democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have in general been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths.”

Barbara Lee is a product of “democracy.”

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 09:30 | 5938962 RaceToTheBottom
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"Ms. Lee is Exhibit A for subjecting elected officials to certification tests prior to taking office. "

Sort of a common core of congress???  OOOPS

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:02 | 5938116 itstippy
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Groundskeeper_Carl: "Yes, this woman is a fucking idiot . . ."

This woman has a Masters in Social Work (MSW) from the University of California, Berkley (UCB).  She's a Congressperson representing the voters of the East Bay district of California.  Those are some serious scientific credentials.

If she says that vagina-endowed humans are uniquely qualified to combat the scourge of global warming, you'd best listen up.  I, for one, think that devoting a large percentage of future carbon tax revenues to the women's studies program at UCB is a terrific idea and could potentially save the World.

Get with the Goddam program.  Are you ready for Hillary?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:05 | 5938132 TeamDepends
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Free your manhood from the chains of gynocentrism!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:50 | 5938323 itstippy
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Imagine the world baking under a relentless, blazing sun with no rain ever.  Parched crops, dried-up creek beds, dessicated barren vaginas.  Is that what you want?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:00 | 5938345 TeamDepends
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Brother, you have been smothered under the blanket of feminism, embrace the cock!!!

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 00:28 | 5938613 A Nanny Moose
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Estrogen based parasites!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:30 | 5938182 sun tzu
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The problem is that the majority of the brainwashed morons known as Americants listen to those snake oil salesmen and would happily buy carbon credits from Wall Street Banksters to "save the world" from Globull Warming.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:44 | 5938210 Farqued Up
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Just in case we may forget.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:26 | 5939039 OutaTime43
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That's right. All science is fake so just ignore what is says.  I guess the sun goes around a flat earth because "Carl" says it does.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 12:53 | 5939291 caconhma
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The woman is not an idiot. No, she just is doing her dirty job paid by the same people who control the Congress and the Government. America now is just a Zionist colony.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:09 | 5937978 TeamDepends
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According to feminism, no matter what happens women will suffer more.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:21 | 5938005 kaiserhoff
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Yaz.  I should suffer like the fat housewives I see everywhere,

  who have never worked a day, and never intend to.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:54 | 5938097 ebworthen
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"...transactional sex, and early marriage."  Isn't that a contradiction?

Early marriage?  God forbid!  We can't have non-bastard children with Fathers!  They must be dependent upon the state!

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:26 | 5939037 ThisIsBob
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They are all jews?

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 14:24 | 5939524 Sokhmate
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Perpetually unhaaaaaaaapy

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 09:24 | 5938953 de3de8
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Want to bet that won't gain traction

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:02 | 5939002 Government need...
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Clap-happy hands can be trained to give hand-ies!  So she will never be 'food insecure'.  Happy endings all around!!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:01 | 5937948 OldPhart
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We only produce the 'best' in the Golden State.

In this case, the 'best' are high quality morons to be standards for the masses.  Common Core will complete the program.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:06 | 5937969 nmewn
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This is right up there with Hank Johnson saying Guam was going to tip over and sink...lol.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:30 | 5938034 Realname
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Bastid! You beat me to it...heres the clip... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:30 | 5938037 TeamDepends
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It amazes us to this day how the military man was able to keep a straight face and say, "...um, no, we don't expect that to happen."

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:34 | 5938050 nmewn
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Obviously a good poker player...lol.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 00:37 | 5938624 StychoKiller
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To which I can only reply:  'Bring on the Drought!'

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:23 | 5938398 ThroxxOfVron
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There is bad, and there is real bad, and then there is what we have to contend with.

We are in a seriously awful double-wide double-deep double-dirty hyper unstable radioactive fuckload of trouble here...

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 22:00 | 5938344 one_hundred
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 00:28 | 5940943 snodgrass
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Another dumb ass nigger hoping to get some of global warming hoax cash. Or will it lead to new "programs" to help women of color deal with "climate change"?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 18:54 | 5937922 davidalan1
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Blank stare-

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:03 | 5937955 nmewn
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lol...and if you don't take her seriously you're also a razzzist-misogynist!!! 

So...so...there! ;-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:14 | 5937987 davidalan1
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Crying foul here, as Im in the sheila jackson Lee and Maxine Waters fan club. Smartest women EVER, next to Hillary,

God Bless America...

Side note: Took a friend on a tour of D.C. today. Went by Mt. Vernon were they have a historical Road sign out front. Part of the Verbiage was how Washington rode 60 fucking MILES in one day on HORSEBACK.. to get to yorktown. Imagine that sheeeit??

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:23 | 5938013 nmewn
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lol...ya gotta love Maxine, all the grace and nuance of a hammer & sickle:

“And guess what this member would be all about? This member would be all about socializing er, uh….would be about… [pause] … basically … taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”

Because nothing says government efficiency and cost savings like being 18 trillion in debt ;-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:15 | 5938157 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Because nothing says government efficiency and cost savings like being 18 trillion in debt

...except, of course, being $19 trillion in debt, or $20 trillion in debt, or $21 trillion in debt...

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:47 | 5938215 OldPhart
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Should be ticking over 19 in a couple days, 20 a day later, 21 a few hours later, 22 a few minutes later...

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:48 | 5938218 nmewn
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Only a matter of time.

Which brings us full morality-circle back to, if being deeply in debt or poorer than a pickpocket in a nudist colony, why are we told we have to vork for someone or something else and why do we even pay taxes?...just print it baby and gimme my shit!

Sumpins not quite right here ;-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 23:37 | 5938526 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Only a matter of crime.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:54 | 5938098 Semi-employed W...
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The lazy bastard should have walked instead of making the horse do all of the work.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:15 | 5937992 TeamDepends
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And therefore, out of necessity, comes the rise of MGTOW.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 00:40 | 5938627 StychoKiller
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"You can tell what a woman's feeling by looking at her hands.  If she's gripping a baseball bat, she's probably angry!"

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 18:55 | 5937926 Nutflush60
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does global warming make pols stupid?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:03 | 5937953 kaiserhoff
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Why not?

Everything else does.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:09 | 5938259 Blano
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There is no global warming. 

Stupidity just comes natural to her. 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 18:55 | 5937928 The_Prisoner
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Hardly a surprise.
Where's Flakmeister ? ZH's own climate change whore. Probably flying first class to some taxpayer subsidised climate change conference.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:33 | 5938046 Realname
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I ran he and his Prius over after he left his NAMBLA meeting.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:42 | 5938071 The_Prisoner
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She's a woman. Which you can probably tell by the emotional outbursts I response to any challenge to her opinions-disguised-as-scientific-evidence.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:46 | 5938077 Realname
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Ahhh...I think this may be her... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCUvCEKSes

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:20 | 5938168 Latina Lover
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Don't worry, Prisoner, the Faggotmeister will show like a bad politician, kinda like Barbara Lee.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 18:57 | 5937933 ISEEIT
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Just like a cartoon...

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:46 | 5938078 TheFourthStooge-ing
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If Barbara Lee had been able to get Michael Ramirez of Investors Business Daily to put her ideas in the form of a cartoon, one of the Tylers would have taken her quite seriously.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:00 | 5937944 FieldingMellish
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Feminism ruins everything it touches.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:14 | 5937988 bunnyswanson
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Women who sacrifice the rest of us and the children in order to remain loyal to the agenda of the elites is tragic, make no mistake.  Maternal instinct gave women the tenderness required to balance the savages.  Black women have been turned into Hate Machines.  Sending our sisters and daughters into the streets to fuck for food is as low as it can go.  Sending our children into the arms of lewd men as a means of survival is a stake in the heart of humanity. 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:07 | 5938243 cornfritter
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Note how only those women who are complete morons (suckers for collectivist tripe) or are militant lesbo types (strong fascist / ruling class tendencies) tend to get in there.  Interesting.  I believe there are many fantastic and  moral women who could help with providing leadership in this country - Rest assured, they will receive no sponsorship.  Or not yet anyway.  No expense has been spared to diseducate them and squelch their maternal instincts.

Edit: or better stated - "bend there maternal instinct toward socilist/collectivist policy" - dangerous stuff,  as without understanding they adamantly believe they are doing the right thing, while the world burns down around them and they actually deliver other women into prostitution and drug abuse, etc..

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:40 | 5938067 Shitgum Suicide
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Undeniable truth of life #24 -

Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:12 | 5938264 Blano
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I believe Rush said long ago that feminism was created to demand equal rights for ugly women. 

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 02:24 | 5938720 Kirk2NCC1701
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As intended, by the OWG crowd. 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:01 | 5937945 A Lunatic
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Why not cut out the middle(wo)man and fix climate change like we fixed Fukushima; and simply not  report on it anymore......??

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:16 | 5937994 nmewn
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Whats a Fukushima? The server seems to be inoperable, deleted or offline ;-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:41 | 5938068 kaiserhoff
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It's nothing personal nmewn.

As soon as they find the missing REACTOR FUEL, I'm sure they'll get right back to you.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:01 | 5937946 GMadScientist
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Would the kind negress from Berzerkeley please put the crack pipe the fuck down.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:06 | 5938130 Crisismode
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"Negress" . . .

now, there's a word you don't hear much anymore . . .

I wonder why  . . . . . . ?

 

 

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 08:54 | 5938905 GMadScientist
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Fundamentally poor primary education would be the most likely cause.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Negress#/media/File:Negress_by_Jean-Bap...

Uncanny, n'est pas?

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:02 | 5937951 screw face
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..... BULLISH

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:07 | 5937972 DaveA
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I too have noticed that women tend to wear skimpier clothes when the weather gets warm. If the climate gets a few degrees warmer, they'll all be walking around naked!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:58 | 5938105 Semi-employed W...
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Her theory is confirmed by ghetto scientists everywhere. When it be gettin all hot out and sheet, dem hoes be all up in da hood.  QED.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:09 | 5937975 carni
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Good deal for the DEA

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:17 | 5937998 Atomizer
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Common Core math equation; does a wet pussy and semen generate above averge parts per million CO2 into atmosphere to delineate the formation of sun spots?

/lol

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:20 | 5938000 Seasmoke
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These black bitches sure are some angry nappy headed hoes. 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:19 | 5938001 Eahudimac
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I've fucking heard it all now. This woman is a public nuisance.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:20 | 5938004 crash commando
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As a man, I'm pleased to hear for once I wasn't blamed for something somewhere in the world.

 

Message for Lee: War disproportionally effects men and is actually something you can vote for or against, unlike the weather.

 

Get to work!  I'll hold my breath while you get to work!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:21 | 5938006 Who was that ma...
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Mo' hoes.  I don't have a problem with that.

Bring it!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:24 | 5938009 HowardBeale
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"It is due to women's unique 'insight' that I am standing before you and making these claims."

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:27 | 5938022 pupdog1
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Actually, she was saying "Ah likes it this long!"

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:28 | 5938028 Angry Duck
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Hurry up you fuckers, keep burning up fossil fuels.
We need more hookers over here!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:00 | 5938109 Semi-employed W...
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We don't need quantity. Got that already.  We need quality!

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:57 | 5938233 The Joker
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Speak for yourself.  I'll take quantity.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 14:34 | 5939567 Sokhmate
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Pussy by any other name.
I can't get enough roses

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:30 | 5938036 kowalli
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morality is dead in USA

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:48 | 5938085 Seek_Truth
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There remains a remnant that have not bowed their knee to the god of amoral situational ethics.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:48 | 5938086 nmewn
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Oh I don't know, the fact we can still laugh at the immoral & baseless ramblings of complete lunatics says we're still pretty well grounded.

Now why this particular lunatic thinks women will turn to prostitution instead of theft or murder to get what they want...you'll have to ask the lunatic in question.

She obviously thinks they're all criminally inclined ;-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:21 | 5938171 kowalli
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I know that it is what top class is thinking....

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:53 | 5938227 nmewn
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Yes, all top classes, world wide.

There are very few saints among the oligarchs or politics, just different degrees of larceny ;-)

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:34 | 5938052 Shitgum Suicide
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If by climate change she means Obamacare and progressive/communist policies she's dead on balls accurate.

If not the this communist bitch can go fuck herself with her black power fisted dildo.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:38 | 5938064 Rootin' for Putin
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All sex is transactional, buy them dinner - sex, take them on vacation - sex, birthday present - sex the only thing that changes over time is the amount of sex you get per dollar spent.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:16 | 5938271 Seek_Truth
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Never met a woman who truly loved you, huh?

Sad.

That's usually the case when you don't believe in love, so you never make the attempt to display it to the woman in your life.

"A man reaps what he sows."- Galatians 6:7

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:17 | 5939022 Government need...
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Marriage, the Christian-approved vehicle for heterosexual pair-bonding, is a contract.  Guess what, holmes?  In marriage, the Bible indiciates one should NOT withhold sex from one's spouse.  So there it is, in the contract, 'all-you-can-eat' sex.  'True love' is an abstraction.  Putting food on the table, a roof over a family's head, and clothes on everyone . . . that's the stuff that defines the everyday.  The abstraction of true love is for philosophers and 1%ers.  The rest of us are workin like hell to git er dunn.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:52 | 5939088 Seek_Truth
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You are for the most part correct that "the Bible indiciates one should NOT withhold sex from one's spouse."

"The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband.  The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife.  Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.  I say this as a concession, not as a command." - 1 Corinthians 7:3-6

Where you err is that the husband and wife can mutually consent, for a time, to not engage in sexual relations. It also should be noted that this is not a commandment. You also seem to dismiss the fact that sex in marriage is not engaged in so that one of the parties may benefit materially- that is what whores do, not Christians who are in love with one another.

But here's where you are completely wrong- True love is not an abstraction.

"Above all, clothe yourselves with love, which binds us all together in perfect harmony." - Colossians 3:14

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.  It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love" - 1 Corinthians 13:13

Love is not an "abstraction." It is the most important thing in life, it supersedes everything else, and lasts forever.

"A good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart, and an evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in his heart. For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." - Luke 6:45

You've made it clear what your heart is full of.


 

 

 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:42 | 5938070 Chuck Knoblauch
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She has nothing to worry about.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:47 | 5938082 A Lunatic
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Because she is already a Whore for the establishment.......

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:09 | 5938135 Kirk2NCC1701
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You beat me to it... I was going to say "I guess she'd know... about hookers & blow"

 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:44 | 5938073 Realname
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A while back some other idjit was proclaiming that global warming would cause more women to be raped. Now, global warming will cause more women to get paid to have sex, according to this twit. In womens lib terms they should be happy; rape doesnt pay whereas prostitution does. Freedumbs fer all! /s

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:51 | 5938091 are we there yet
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Barbara is already a politician, which is close to being a hooker. If Barbara was a middle aged overweight hooker, her demand and supply market value would be 2 bits maybe (not bitcions).

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:22 | 5938172 Latina Lover
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Have you taken a close look at her? Even Beer Googles wouldn't be enough.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:58 | 5938235 OldPhart
Sat, 03/28/2015 - 19:51 | 5938092 Shitgum Suicide
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Hey Miss Lee, this ones for you.

A prostitue Is like any other woman
They all trade something for sex
And they do it weeeelllllll.
That's why I loves prostitutes, prostitutes, ooooooohhhh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=77rJ8VLj2-c

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:02 | 5938117 SmedleyButlersGhost
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I think I can clear this up - she misunderstood . Thought the issue was chlmydia change.

Pun intended

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:03 | 5938120 venturen
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Wonder if they have figured out having thousands of acres of BLACK PANELS raises tempuratures and stop rain? Guess a couple more cronies need to make a couople hundred million before they figure it out

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:14 | 5938152 SmedleyButlersGhost
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By Black Panels - do mean like the Congessional Black Caucus ? How do you measure them in acres? Can you measure them in pounds?

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 10:39 | 5939063 Monty Burns
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One thing you can measure is their value.

Zero.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 21:12 | 5938266 Parrotile
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Interesting, isn't it.

The acreage of black(ish) or at least very dark blue panels has a far lower albedo than the ground over which the panels sit; a large chunk of all that absorbed energy is re-radiated at infrared wavelenghts (even the "best" panels have a fairly poor conversion efficiency, certainly no better than around 20%), and these panels "have" to be kept reasonably cool, since conversion efficienct decreases as cell temperature increases.

Then there is the overlooked problem of maintenance - even such basic activities as keeping the panels clean (even minor surface contamination can significantly affect energy production); the commonplace idea of "Fit and Forget" is a sure-fire way of minimising revenue from any solar installation!

In view of the unknowns (medium - longer term), this article may well be worth a read. http://www.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/solar-power-parks-impact-environment-soil-plants-climate

 

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:03 | 5938122 ZhedgeReader
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Another example of 'Insanity is winning' in our society . . . these are our leaders?  god help us, we are in deep dodo

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:04 | 5938123 22winmag
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I guess TSA is actually 99,999 fat black people standing around.

 

One of them jumped the fence and landed in Congress.

Sun, 03/29/2015 - 09:36 | 5938969 RaceToTheBottom
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The way you control that is remove the "Handicapped Parking" signs.  

All of them have older Jaguars or Caddies with Handicapped signs on them.  Wait I saw one with a Corvette once as well

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:06 | 5938133 q99x2
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You know the government is planning to kill you when you hear politicians talking like this.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:09 | 5938140 Bunga Bunga
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Then legalize it, regulate it like in other countries. It's just a job and creates jobs.

Sat, 03/28/2015 - 20:29 | 5938181 mastersnark
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Am I crazy, or was there as a time that claiming "global warming causes hookers" would have been laughed at?

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