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OR, Defcon 6: Illegal aliens are coming in the country 1 every 33 seconds with our open borders policy but no worry, Homeland Securitiy knows who all of them are--and where they are.
Defcon dollar...
No clouds in the sky today.
Cosmic radiation in coming.
The ice age approaches.
I think we're all due for a spraying.
Release the chemtrails.
We didn't get any until this evening. Got 'em now though..
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32090420
Just wanted to join the growing trend of posting stories that have absolutely nothing to do with the original post on ZH. I felt no rewarding emotional reaction on so doing, so I'll have to assume I am stunted in this regard because so many posters not only seem to enjoy it, but seem to be literally compelled to be repeat practitioners of this esoterically useless habit.
These are backwards! Forward!
Right you are. It's a cute bit, but the originator didn't know that DEFCONs have no color coding, DEFCON 5 is the least severe and DEFCON 1 is full war footing.
Never spoil a good infogram with the facts.
I guess it was bad form to obstruct the further dumbing of the masses.
Like Hoss was the brains of the ranch
You know what makes a joke funny right? It must have a hint of truth in it. It elevates to art when it can be viewed from many perpsectives.
This one is not WB7 level stuff, but I think it is good.
Another putin lie exposed.
Here is proof of mass graves that appeared in Russia, Rostov - just in 2 month period.
Check out google maps evidence at my blog: https://stopputinregime.wordpress.com/
https://consortiumnews.com/2015/03/22/crimeans-keep-saying-no-to-ukraine/
https://consortiumnews.com/2015/02/13/the-putin-did-it-conspiracy-theory/
When he cancels golf you know IT'S HAPPENING
"Air Force Aims to 'Rewrite Laws of Cyberspace'"
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2008/11/air-force-aims/
"Kissinger: Obama primed to creat 'New World Order'"
http://www.wnd.com/2009/01/85442
enough said?
"Munchkins, this '666' guy has lot of power."
"I will copy him, haha."
Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?’” Obama asks nervously.“It doesn’t matter.” replied the psychic.“Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday.”
WARNING Will Robinson! Enemy agent at 12'oclock!
Make golf, not war. hell yeah.
President Obama warning system
Defcon 1-oboma is thinking about running for president
Defcon 2- Obama has fielded a team to research the viability of a presidential run
Deacon 3- Obama starts taking donations for preidential campaign
Deacon 4!- Obama starts winning,surging in polls.
Deacon 5!!!- oboma in White House!
I must have missed it- where is "Stick Head Up Own Ass"?
or the stick dick up Reggies ass one
Still the best president America ever had.
How's that Cool Aid? Grape?
He's drinkin' the grape APE variety. LMAO
Tell me ONE thing that mulatto monkey has accomplished you goddam shit for brains Americunt asswipe!!
Umm
The man is not President. He is a fraud, not legitimate.
Well....what you would expect from Americas first muslim president?
He is not Muslim. he is a shit for brains puppet of the ZioNazi KIKES
Coo Coo Ca Choo.
Immanentize the Eschaton.
Obozo is not alone & the PTB / CFR / Club of Rome / CERN / IMF / UN et alia etc.have analyized the USA for a very long time & know how to divide the American people in many different levels...Should be a hoot...
i'm divided in the fact this mathematicly cannot go forever this way but as they master the tools to bend the reality of numbers, they have, de facto, the ability to get the infinite path, or at least the slowest, finest, easiest down path, imperceptible.
this, sadden me. because all i can do by myself over time is to wait and keep living as if nothing serious could happen.... until it can...
it's a hellova fustrating.
You miss "Into the Reggie room".
Feakn communist
Have you ever heard this shit for brains MULATTO MONKEY speak without a teleprompter?> Almost as imbecilic as Bush the Chimp. The USA is fucked , not ONE goddam person with any real brains.,
Here is my special flag to be flown over the "palace" of that faggot HNIC. I did not think it possible for anyone to be worse than Shrubbie but you have exceeded even my expectations.
YOU have done more to destroy and turn this country upside down than all preceeding WHITE presidents COMBINED! I made a prediction in 2007 that you were going to be the last nail in the coffin and that it was fitting that you are the same color. You are nothing but LAZY (typical), a LIAR, A FRAUD, a fuckin' Muslo-communist and a world terrorist. The true Manchurian candidate.
Fuck YOU 0'n1663r!
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DEAFCON Level 1 - Don't care what the critics say
DAFTCON Level 2 - Keep repeating the bullshits, the sheep will take it
DREADCON Level 3 - Propaganda Putin wants nuclear war
DEATHCON Level 4 - Let the war begins.
POPCON Level 5 - Sit down and enjoy the show. Don't forget to share on facebook and tweet it.
This will sound counterintuitive but I would like to sit down and talk with Obama after a round of golf. Let's fire up some shots of Jameson. My first question would be this: Was it worth it? The guy sold out his own race just to be a tool for the establishment. Are you proud of what you did or didn't do Mr. Obama? I don't think he would be a bad guy to sit and get drunk with but he sold his own fellow countrymen out just like the president before him and the one before that.
The whole scam is not working because it can't work. Color me carzy but these people who enter into the scam of controlling other people are the ones who want to live forever. That is not how things work. This is how things work: I keep buying silver and gold and some numismatics and then I die. You .gov fucks get NOTHING. The bastards cant touch me or my children without creating a situation that no one wants. I promise you all that I am several steps ahead of any .gov "employee". I fear them not. What I am concerned about is how fucking dumb the .gov actually is.
For all of those who worry about the .gov spying bullshit then I say this: Come through my door and see what happens. Bring it on .gov. Just bring it and you have not for all of these years and do you know why? Yeah, it is because you are fakes and nothing but paper tigers. Take your cops TV shows and shove them up your ass. I am not intimidated by the likes of these fucktards. What a scam.
I have .gov twisted six ways from Sunday and especially in international law. If the copsters happen to kill my wife or children then guess what? They are Russian citizens. Yes, I have angles that I can play and that is why no coppers will ever fuck with me. I know where my limitations lie but that is my problem. I cannot move my metals over international borders.
A waste of your time, he is an islamo-fascist and does not know what he is doing, they guy has never even run a fruit stand, much less be qualified to occupy the WH...he needs to go smoke some more blow and fade away.
King Putt to the rescue...not
Lol the entire notion of Govt authority has become a complete joke, its pretty much the guns pointed at us all at this point that keeps the tax revenue coming in for them. . .
Whoever did the graphic is not up to speed. Defcon 5 is the normal state of readiness, i.e. peace. Defcon 1 is "nuclear war imminent or ongoing". Obama certainly wouldn't cancel golf in peacetime. Didn't he play a round after ISIS looped that guys head off?
I thought is was backwards, too.
When I have to go to a nearby base they are hopefully at FPCON Alpha, which means all is cool. They go to Bravo sometimes and Charlie when training.
That's better than 9/11 when they were trigger-happy and about ready to shoot anything weird.
Defcon 1 is the most severe, you have this backwards.
Defcon 0: Run for president.
Defcon 6
Rahm cancels, you know.
Tell ya what. I'm running for president. if I win, if you call me I'l do whatever ya want. The next muthafucka calls me Ill do whatever he wants. I'll do whatever all muthafuckas want all day long every day. All you gotta do is call and I'll do whatever anybody says they want.
Can I count on your vote if I run for prez?
What a fine example our first negro president has been. Bread and circus for dumbasses. Anyone with a brain left a long time ago.