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#AskBen: Welcome To Twitter @BenBernanke
The comments on Ben Bernanke's blog posts at the Brookings Institutions may be filtered, but as of moments ago anyone will be able to praise the former Fed chairman for "bailing out the world" and being so very "concerned about America's seniors" in person, courtesy of what appears to be Bernanke's legitimate first ever Twitter account.
So, is it time for #AskBen?
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Ben doesn't really understand how the internet works, does he? What a surprise. Let's see how long this lasts.
About as long as Blythe Master's Fuckbook site lasted, I'd imagine. The goldbugs were relentless.
What's the infield fly rule, Ben, and would you do away with it if you were league commissioner? (FYI, the infield fly rule is meant to curtail purposefully poor play e.g. dropping pop ups to nail a double play).
Don't these guys ever learn? #askben Like walking around with 'kick me' sign on your back.
I liked this one, so far:
"If we agree to buy the rounds can we get you drunk enough at a bar to tell us how screwed we are again? "
Fuck the bernaske AND the horse he rode in on!
#AskBen
I just banged this skanky old ass ho named Janet. My penis now discharges green linen, which I subsequently flush down the toilet. What should I do?
#AskBen...
Ben,
1.My wife and i are having a disagreement on the color we should paint the kitchen.
She wants a light desert sand while I am going for plain Northern Europian White.
2. Should we pay cash or take out a home equity loan?
This is obviously just a ploy from the Feds to troll for death threats.
Facefuck, twatter, spoogle, its all .gov bitchez. Or maybe .nazi or .facist or .marxist?
Yeah I wonder about some of the comments on ZH sometimes, and wonder if they are designed to get people worked up. Some ahole ramps up the rhetoric and gets the crowd going. All well and good until 10 years from now when the Government does a historical trawl through the intertube data to compile a retroactive case against anybody who gets too uppity. They don't need the data now, but not a bad idea to get the blood flowing to generate stuff they can potentiallu utilize at a later date. AGENT PROVOCATEUR.
+1000 absolutely correct, I have no doubt
Yes, it seems the COINTELPRO is working its way deeper through all communication layers of society. You see it on forums, in "alternative news" websites that all have different unfounded slants to start intestine wars between the various ilk of truthseekers, even on spiritual seekers forums I see an increasing amount of superficial diversion, getting people to argue about whether truth exists or not, and so on.
Understanding that attention is the highest currency in existence - as it represents investment of Self through time - one must be highly perceptive and discriminative when interacting with such possible attention sinks/parasites. Realize that one of the main control protocols of the matrix is reality perception management - that is, molding ideological structures - as such beliefs form the underlying investment strategy of your attention through time.
DIE already you fucking piece of shit scumbag motherfucker.
" Juif qui Parle, Bouche qui Ment " Victor Hugo
Translation : " Jew who talks, Mouth who Lies "
Ben-How much Jew confetti do you normally carry in ur wallet?
Ben admits to "saving the seniors" and fucking the children...
Someone want to ask him about that...
He would say that "savings" skipped that generation, and leave it at that.
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It just started and they know they have to filter the comments "because of the volume".
Actually, it looks like Tyler started the #AskBen hashtag. Those Formula 1 racing folks gonna be in for a fun time.
Also, Bernanke's account is still pointing to a parody account.
Would not take any economics lessons from this shill.
Besides, there are pleny of new recruits coming out of B-schools that have "learned the ways of fractional reserve banking" from a FED stocked acedemia.
Hey Ben, how can you determine eCONomic policy knowing full well that virtually all of the governments statistics have been proven false time and time again?
Monday Morning Follies....and please TEE OFF on this piece of shit my fellow ZHers.
My call? The Bernank will shut this down within a few hours. Maybe sooner...
Watching the distortions in the global economy is a bit like riding in a slow motion disaster movie. You know it is going to crash at some point, and you know that the drivers are insane. A few riders are screaming early, but most riders are unaware so the real screaming is yet to come. You also know that a lot of people will end up dying. And, you wonder if it is all centrally planned and controlled. Thanks Ben!
A cloned Ben flew the Germanwings....the real Ben sat long enough in the cockpit to ensure the big crash in the very near future.
Ben-True or False:
''The entire system of debt-money is an attempt to get something for nothing. This is the crux of why usury is historically reviled and usurers hated''
Shields down Mr Zulu...
Son you NEED to get to work. I look forward to your contributions on this with glee.
first one just showed up! lol! keep it up please.
Yes! Yes! Yes! You've waited for this day for a long time,William! Now if only I could figure out why you block me on Twitter..
What is your twitter handle?
shows he really doesn't know how social media works
I'm seeing all banzai now. :)
If you hooked Bernanke up to a lie detector, it would explode.
Let us know if and when he actually blogs on baseball. Ben on baseball might actually be worth reading, if only for the fact that it's the most likely to
The only question about baseball that I want Bernanke to answer is:
Which hurts most, the aluminum or the wooden bat?
That's a false assumption. Who do you think owns baseball teams? Sure...the same people Ben bailed out. And there's probably a lot about baseball they want to change.
This will be almost as fun as #askjpm. What an idiot!
Who wants to bet that his twitter password is "imthebest"?
I'm going to have fun trolling this shmuck.
Bernanke was a well-greased cog in the globalist 1% wheel. His period of usefulness is over, as the proverbial wheel has turned. The world would be a better place if it found this tool run over by said wheel.
Seniors need to send him all the pain they have endured since he punished them for saving.
I have a question Ben- FUCK YOU!
ZH member comments blocked from Tha Bernankes Twatter in 3.....2....
We Bernanked some folks...
Oh no, not low savings rates. Enjoy your Medicare Part D and STFU, Seniors.
Ben do you think the Nationals win the World Series ??? And the Globalists win the World ???
A Twitter account?? For seriously!????
Trolling in 3, 2, 1.....
Baseball? Well golly, he's just like us!
Yep, all his baseball stories start with: "When I go to the World Series and sit in my custom armchair in the VIP box...."
He won't last long. He was always on the verge of crying at those press conferences and congressional interviews.
He'll fall apart when everyone starts boring in. He's a puss.
Ben,
1.My wife and i are having a disagreement on the color we should paint the kitchen.
She wants a light desert sand while I am going for plain Northern Europian White.
2. Should we pay cash or take out a home equity loan?
For old times sake...
Fuck you Ben Bernanke