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Federal Agents Investigating Bitcoin Money Laundering Extorted, Stole Over $1 Million In Bitcoin

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This is one of those sad times when The Onion realizes it has badly, and permanently, missed its IPO window.

Just released from the Department of Justice

Former Federal Agents Charged With Bitcoin Money Laundering and Wire Fraud

Agents Were Part of Baltimore’s Silk Road Task Force

Two former federal agents have been charged with wire fraud, money laundering and related offenses for stealing digital currency during their investigation of the Silk Road, an underground black market that allowed users to conduct illegal transactions over the Internet.  The charges are contained in a federal criminal complaint issued on March 25, 2015, in the Northern District of California and unsealed today.

Assistant Attorney General Leslie R. Caldwell of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division, U.S. Attorney Melinda Haag of the Northern District of California, Special Agent in Charge David J. Johnson of the FBI’s San Francisco Division, Special Agent in Charge José M. Martinez of the Internal Revenue Service-Criminal Investigation’s (IRS-CI) San Francisco Division, Special Agent in Charge Michael P. Tompkins of the Justice Department’s Office of the Inspector General Washington Field Office and Special Agent in Charge Lori Hazenstab of the Department of Homeland Security’s Office of the Inspector General in Washington D.C. made the announcement.

Carl M. Force, 46, of Baltimore, was a Special Agent with the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and Shaun W. Bridges, 32, of Laurel, Maryland, was a Special Agent with the U.S. Secret Service (USSS).  Both were assigned to the Baltimore Silk Road Task Force, which investigated illegal activity in the Silk Road marketplace.  Force served as an undercover agent and was tasked with establishing communications with a target of the investigation, Ross Ulbricht, aka “Dread Pirate Roberts.”  Force is charged with wire fraud, theft of government property, money laundering and conflict of interest.  Bridges is charged with wire fraud and money laundering.

According to the complaint, Force was a DEA agent assigned to investigate the Silk Road marketplace.  During the investigation, Force engaged in certain authorized undercover  operations by, among other things, communicating online with “Dread Pirate Roberts” (Ulbricht), the target of his investigation.  The complaint alleges, however, that Force then, without authority, developed additional online personas and engaged in a broad range of illegal activities calculated to bring him personal financial gain.  In doing so, the complaint alleges, Force used fake online personas, and engaged in complex Bitcoin transactions to steal from the government and the targets of the investigation.  Specifically, Force allegedly solicited and received digital currency as part of the investigation, but failed to report his receipt of the funds, and instead transferred the currency to his personal account.  In one such transaction, Force allegedly sold information about the government’s investigation to the target of the investigation.  The complaint also alleges that Force invested in and worked for a digital currency exchange company while still working for the DEA, and that he directed the company to freeze a customer’s account with no legal basis to do so, then transferred the customer’s funds to his personal account.  Further, Force allegedly sent an unauthorized Justice Department subpoena to an online payment service directing that it unfreeze his personal account.

Bridges allegedly diverted to his personal account over $800,000 in digital currency that he gained control of during the Silk Road investigation.  The complaint alleges that Bridges placed the assets into an account at Mt. Gox, the now-defunct digital currency exchange in Japan.  He then allegedly wired funds into one of his personal investment accounts in the United States mere days before he sought a $2.1 million seizure warrant for Mt. Gox’s accounts.    

Bridges self-surrendered today and will appear before Magistrate Judge Maria-Elena James of the Northern District of California at 9:30 a.m. PST this morning.  Force was arrested on Friday, March 27, 2015, in Baltimore and will appear before Magistrate Judge Timothy J. Sullivan of the District of Maryland at 2:30 p.m. EST today.

The charges contained in the complaint are merely accusations, and the defendants are presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty.

The case was investigated by the FBI’s San Francisco Division, the IRS-CI’s San Francisco Division, the Department of Justice Office of the Inspector General and the Department of Homeland Security Office of the Inspector General in Washington D.C.  The Treasury Department’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network also provided assistance with the investigation of this case.  The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorneys Kathryn Haun and William Frentzen of the Northern District of California and Trial Attorney Richard B. Evans of the Criminal Division’s Public Integrity Section.

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Some additional, and simply epic in their stupidity details from the criminal complaint:

The full criminal complaint can be found here.

 

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Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:02 | 5942345 venturen
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That is nothing there is an outfit that has printed over $4 Trillion counterfeit  bills....get over and arrest the people at the FED!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:05 | 5942397 Tom Servo
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Force, aka "fonestar"..... LMAO.... maybe he was also "Dread Pirate Fonestar" instead...

 

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:13 | 5942437 Payne
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The FEDS do not actually investigate so who dialed these guys out or how did the FEDs accidentally find out and were forced to do their jobs ?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:18 | 5942729 MillionDollarBogus_
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Irritating when folks pretend to be someone else...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:47 | 5942860 Ignatius
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Crime and law enforcement is a distinction without a difference.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:06 | 5942943 TruthInSunshine
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Fonestar is getting pounded in the ass as we discuss this.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:31 | 5943051 Bindar Dundat
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I told everyone that you couldn't trust bitcoin er...the feds er...the banks..er..fuck you just can't trust anyone -- buy gold asap

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 23:51 | 5944474 NidStyles
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BITCOIN IS SO SAFE AND SECURE!!!

 

Suckerz.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 00:00 | 5944485 RU-GAY2
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Yes it is, never had any stolen.  Had my debit card hacked over 5 times.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 04:06 | 5944714 NidStyles
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I thought you guys compared this to gold....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:05 | 5943437 RU-GAY2
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How do you figure that moron?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 23:54 | 5944477 NidStyles
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It's ok Foneystar, we won't tell anyone your secret. ;-)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:25 | 5943028 logicalman
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I thought BitCoin was supposed to be anonymous.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:43 | 5943112 commander gruze?
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You were wrong then. Bitcoin is pseudonymous. If you want anonymity you need to use bitcoin tumbler.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 06:58 | 5944812 LikeyMikey
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how does bitcoin tumbler bypass the bank accounts to get the money in and out of the bitcoin exchange?  Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:46 | 5942471 smlbizman
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remember folks...like that...folks....a judge recently ruled that law enforcement does not have to know the laws.

http://www.policemag.com/channel/patrol/news/2014/12/16/scotus-rules-evi...

so they will plead "what" and be good....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:50 | 5942616 LasVegasDave
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what was the old punishment for betraying your oath as a public servant?

cut off your nose, put you in a sack with a wolverine and toss you in the river?

something like that....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 20:05 | 5943923 Slomotrainwreck
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That bastard, $500k of that was mine!

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 06:40 | 5944796 NoPension
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2 years off with pay while they decide if you did something wrong.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 23:32 | 5944441 runswithscissors
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"Dread Butt-Pirate Fonestar" instead

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:30 | 5942768 TheReplacement
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But, but, bitcoin is so secure TPTB could never trace you and your activities... it's a protocol and stuff.

LOLOLOLOL

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:37 | 5942800 USisCorrupt
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But, But, you are a FOOL, diversification is KEY, I own 10 Physical BitCoins and I am glad I do. If these Bozo's only knew how to purchase and hold things of value they would not be a FOOL !

 

I believe in REAL Wealth.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 23:55 | 5944480 NidStyles
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So you own fake version of fake money?

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 02:09 | 5944637 shouldvekilledthem
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Retard.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:02 | 5942928 pcrs
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Reading the complaint, it could very well be that DPR gave them the hint. He passed 100k$ in bitcoin to french made for information. He could probably remember that in jail.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:02 | 5943428 junction
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Agents Force and Bridges (even their names sound phoney) must learn to share.  AG Eric Holder is retiring soon and he expects his cut.  Others in the Silk Road task force knew enough to funnel the bitcoin rakeoff upstream. 

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 00:13 | 5944501 blowing winter
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 00:56 | 5944576 glenlloyd
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If I could quintuple down arrow your post I would....

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 09:47 | 5945118 Grinder74
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Why does this thing still have an account on ZH?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:01 | 5942361 SumTing Wong
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So, now we know why there was a shooting at Ft. Meade??? These defendants are or were in Maryland.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:24 | 5942494 graftvshost
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And it's reported that the 2 men were dressed as women - I bet one of them was in a French Maid uniform...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:33 | 5942507 smlbizman
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that is why u must vote for owe malley....he has the experience needed to be prs-o-dent....and i knew drudge was not as presented..like a rebel sorta....but with owemalley being on it everyday...drudge is more own than i even realized....and that is coming from a guy that buys his tin foil from costco....and please dont be harsh on ur judgement if possible, but i am right in the middle of a hypo attack...some will know first hand what i mean, others will know what i mean but have no actuall experience and others will be wtf is he talking about....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:03 | 5942378 Winston Churchill
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Untraceable bitcoin ?

Pull the other leg, it has bells on.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:07 | 5942406 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yep, that's marketing but the only mistake was they were the wrong acronym. If it had been the IRS it would've been completely alright and the number would be a lot bigger....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:07 | 5942409 BustainMovealota
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No, not untraceable.   There is a hash code which is difficult to trace, but not impossible.  

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:25 | 5942500 Bay of Pigs
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That's not what the Fonestar Brigade says...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:33 | 5942529 agent default
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The fonestar brigade is either mentally retarded or on the NSA payroll. Either way to hell with shitcoin already.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:17 | 5942720 commander gruze?
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Fonestar is doing bitcoin a great disservice claiming it's anonymous. It takes some effort to make it anonymous. Rather, default state is that it's transparent, and so was agent's operations.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:07 | 5943445 RU-GAY2
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When has fonestar ever claimed that Bitcoin is anonymous?  Anonymity is a personal preference and does not pertain to the protocol in itself!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:50 | 5942613 nmewn
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Agent Satoshi, that kinda has a nice ring to it.

"Pssst, hey kid, yeah you, over heya. Could I interest you in some duji? You can pay with the BitShit, no one will ever know."

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:25 | 5942753 commander gruze?
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Sure, just run it through tumbler and we have a deal.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 23:42 | 5944466 willwork4food
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Who has a name like "FORCE"?  "Hello, I'm Carl Force..glad to meet you."

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 08:15 | 5944904 Arnold
Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:03 | 5942380 buzzsaw99
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not surprised at all. the doj is a criminal enterprise and protection racket.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:04 | 5942394 Doubleguns
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He must have froze the assets of one in the protected class. Oops that will cost ya. 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:23 | 5942477 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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No, he just witheld the loot from his boss. Everyone in the mafia knows you give the boss a cut.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:37 | 5942550 tarsubil
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It was no longer profitable or convenient to keep him around. Exactly like the mafia.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:20 | 5943001 mtl4
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Probably froze some senator's funds without knowing it.........ahhh, the war on poverty/drugs/terrorism continues.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:04 | 5942387 BustainMovealota
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"Bridges placed the assets into an account at Mt. Gox, the now-defunct digital currency exchange in Japan.  He then allegedly wired funds into one of his personal investment accounts in the United States "

Fairly easy paper trail right there.  His Mt. Gox account linked to him,  His investment account.  His investment account wasn't tied to Mt.Gox, so there will be a middle man to tie it together.  Should be open and shut case.

What a dumbass, there are better ways to move money, he should of known better since that was part of his job.

Bob Dylan once said,  "A man must be honest to live outside the law"

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:14 | 5942446 Payne
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You can imagine by the arrogance of their opinion of the FEDS.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:16 | 5942454 Bananamerican
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my first thought "the arrogance (and malfeasance) of Officialdom"

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:04 | 5942391 A Lunatic
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FBI’s San Francisco Division, the IRS-CI’s San Francisco Division, the Department of Justice Office of the Inspector General and the Department of Homeland Security Office of the Inspector General in Washington D.C.  The Treasury Department’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network

 

Justifying the need for alphabet soup again.........

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:37 | 5942552 zhandax
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And who believes that many different vain gubmint agencies cooperated with each other?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:04 | 5942658 nmewn
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It was like a DHS blockchain or sumpin ;-)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:04 | 5942393 RhoneGSM
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Wasn't Force & Bridges the names of the cops on Miami Vice?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:25 | 5942754 NoDebt
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No, you're thinking of that other show Don Johnson did after Miami Vice.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:05 | 5942396 Jonesy
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Bitcoin, only slightly better than fiat in many ways.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:21 | 5942740 commander gruze?
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The good news is you still have exciting educational adventure ahead of you on what is Bitcoin.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:05 | 5942398 LawsofPhysics
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Once it becomes clear that no one will be held accountable for anything, absolute power will corrupt absolutely.

Moral hazard is a real bitch like that...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:08 | 5942413 NoWayJose
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Bitcoin is a lot easier for the government to find than my stack.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 02:20 | 5944647 shouldvekilledthem
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Completely false. There is nothing easier than taking physical stuff.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 13:11 | 5945741 Pseudonymous
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Finding and taking are two different things. Both gold and bitcoin can be hidden very well, given some effort.

Bitcoin has the advantage that even if "found" (encrypted wallet found or public addresses identified) it can strongly resist theft, again, given a little effort (having good security practices with e.g. a memorized encryption password or wallet seed).

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:09 | 5942416 Miss Expectations
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Casting Call:

Brad Pitt as FORCE

Edward Norton as BRIDGES

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:10 | 5942425 q99x2
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Arm yourselves the FEDs are coming.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:44 | 5942582 booboo
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No shit! You got that right and it is only a matter of time before roadside shakdowns demanding sex with the kiddies in the back seat. Lawlessness and rot from the head down. Prepare to be boarded.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:16 | 5942452 pashley1411
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DEA agent - should have stuck to what they know, coke and whores.  

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:18 | 5942459 Bell's 2 hearted
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not bad

 

but the leader in the clubhouse is still the lead investigator (SEC) into Madoff ... marrying madoff's niece

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:18 | 5942462 Mister Delicious
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I am Jack's Lack of Surprise.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:18 | 5942464 BiPolarFrenchman
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Yay DEA!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:21 | 5942472 Joebloinvestor
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DEA and SS. That explains it all.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:22 | 5942480 Deathstar
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These pieces of GOV shit will never see a day in jail, just like their murdering cohorts behind the local blue line.

Duplicity in the system renders it useless, without credibility.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:22 | 5942488 joego1
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Our government is hopelessly out of control. Prepare for the worst.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:29 | 5942764 mumbo.jumbo
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That is a rank contradiction. If it is yours, that implies you have control over it. If you do not have control over it, then do not misuse the language (i.e. use 'they' instead of 'we').

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:25 | 5942496 lasvegaspersona
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naughty

sounds like rats are leaving the sinking ship, kinda like cops who ask you if you have cash on you....for the good of society and to protect the children (from your horrid cash)....what a world, what a world...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:25 | 5942497 macambaman
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Blatant thievery.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:47 | 5942595 disabledvet
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That is evidence.

 

The lesson would appear to be "do not make the arrest."

 

I never understood what gave the Government the right to the monies in the first place.  If there was a fraud being committed shouldn't the kids who had their money stolen get their money back?

 

Of course at least now we know this is a crime...meaning money that can be traced BACKWARDS.

 

Now about those cost over runs on the new Enterprise...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:25 | 5942499 nmewn
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These guys are going to need some really good TwoBitLawyers.

"Ladies & gentlemen of the jury, my clents are completely BitInnocent. Everyone knows BitCoin is absolutley untraceable and anonymous. If the BitGlove don't fit, you must aquit!"

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:43 | 5942580 cherry picker
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That all depends on the Bitjudge and Bitjury, that is if the BitMSM doesn't hang the Bitperps inthe Bitmedia.

But seeing  as this Bitnonsense is not visible and Bitwallets cannot be bittraced, these Bitsecretservice and BitDEA guys will probably take a Bitwalk to MountGov which no one has ever climbed or seen yet on the Silk Road where all the Bitcoin people travel.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:56 | 5942633 nmewn
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Well thats good to know, that the BitPerp's BitAccounts weren't actually BitFrozen and/or BitConfiscated, so now they can hire the best BitLawyers in all of BitLand cuz it obviously can't be BitTraced BitBack to BitThem, they're BitNonymous! ;-)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:31 | 5943053 logicalman
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I'm now BitConfused!

 

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 13:48 | 5945857 Pseudonymous
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You need to learn the rules of the game of Bitcoin Bitchess!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:25 | 5942502 youngman
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Like I said before the line between right and wrong is gone..its now steal all you can and if you get caught..ask for forgiveness...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:31 | 5942526 venturen
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or just donate to the democrats and all will be forgiven...just ask Jon Corzine or Marc Rich

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:27 | 5942504 WillyGroper
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Hmmm,

I seem to remember an IT guy, his wife and grandchildren burned alive in their McMansion in MD.

Nah, couldn't be connected.

Stop those presses. I've got to run & refill my popcorn stash.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:27 | 5942513 Bunga Bunga
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Meth, hookers and bitcoins. Welcome to 2015.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:42 | 5942577 nmewn
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Well, at least BitCoin won't rot your teeth out or make your pecker fall off.

So its got that going for it! ;-)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:41 | 5942569 stu11
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What is shocking is, not that these agents were criminals, but simply that they were charged!

 

I suppose that since most US Federal agents are criminals, the DOJ was forced to charge this pair because it came out in court and they were not able to keep it quiet.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:53 | 5942627 disabledvet
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This is the problem with money or other property...when claimed as stolen the actual person from whom it was stolen from will want it back.

 

Drug money on the other hand....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:46 | 5942589 Mi Naem
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Bitcoin - like money in the bank. 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:52 | 5942870 Deathstar
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Gold! - Everywhere you want to be! (TM)

Try to spend your shitcoins anywhere where there is not a computer. (99.99995% of the earth surface)
Good luck with that.

The spear chuckers in africa and the Sherpas at Mt Everest will scoff at your BC hash. Get the idea?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:07 | 5942946 Mi Naem
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Evidently, you are so smart, the /irony tag has to be spelled out for you. 

'cause Bitcoin is unhackable and banks are so safe.  Get the idea? 

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 14:24 | 5945978 Deathstar
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I do not use banks. I do not use electron money. I use the tried and true that has been the "gold" standard for the last 10,000 years and will continue to be so behind the scenes of your imaginary chits. Remember, your chits are still denominated in paper currency and the next reserve currency will be backed by... wait for it..... GOLD. Not lines of hash.

When you are able to put minimum 500K where your mouth is sonny, then you can talk some real "cents".

Until then your shitcoins are still that. Shit, and beneath all the fraud and chits, there is still gold.
In the decades to come, you may have the "come to jesus" moment when you look back and see the truth to my words.

Period.

End of line.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 11:35 | 5945423 messystateofaffairs
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Try to stop making a fool of yourself in front of adopters who understand the new game.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 14:17 | 5945963 Deathstar
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LOL, I bet I have orders of magnitude more AU than your hash codes on paper. It is hackable. Good luck with the electron money your puppet masters are herding you sheep into.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:58 | 5942638 Jack Burton
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Government's Agents are overpaid, underworked, underqualified twats!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:10 | 5942957 kchrisc
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"Government's Agents are overpaid, underworked, underqualified twats!"

You forgot treasonous.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

An agent of empire looked in the mirror and saw a terrorist. A further looked revealed a lurking guillotine as well.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:09 | 5942655 Caleb Abell
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Carl M. Force, 46, of Baltimore, was a Special Agent with the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and Shaun W. Bridges, 32, of Laurel, Maryland, was a Special Agent with the U.S. Secret Service (USSS).

 

I guess they got bored because the whore houses were closed that day.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:20 | 5942733 Arbysauce
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Of course.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:34 | 5942771 pakled
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"The charges contained in the complaint are merely accusations, and the defendants are presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty"

 

Uh Huh. Be lucky a panel of ZHr's aren't sitting on the jury. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKZL2ogi2h4)

 

ps - And what's with the photo of "The Picard"? Are we trying to blame the French for this too? ;>


Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:47 | 5942858 Deathstar
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Calling fonystar, calling phonystar. Front and center with your shitcoins!

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 02:35 | 5944661 shouldvekilledthem
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Get a life peasant. Before you talk shit you should educate yourself.

https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Main_Page

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 14:14 | 5945948 Deathstar
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I did long ago idiot. Gold is everywhere shitcoins are not accepted...as well as preferred everywhere shitcoins are accepted.

Try to get a sherpa, or anyone else for that matter, anywhere in the world to accept a hash instead of gold. You'll be in for a rude awakening there buddy.

Fact

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:01 | 5942922 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Federal Agents Investigating Bitcoin Money Laundering Extorted"

As opposed to the private Money Laundering cartel that is known as "The Federal Reserve"?

Clearly the Fed doesn't like competition, not even from 'the other Fed'.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:34 | 5943063 logicalman
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The Fed launders

The IRS extorts

 

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:03 | 5942930 pcrs
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Was this guy not invited to the Sex party in Colombia?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:06 | 5942944 kchrisc
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Their real crime was not sharing with their bosses and the empire.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

No honor, or Constitution, amongst thieves.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:57 | 5943753 Lmo Mutton
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The fed is fed but the FED is private. Ergo the FED does not like competition from the feds. Clear?

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 00:17 | 5944512 I Write Code
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And then they tried to crash their way into the NSA wearing wigs and dresses.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 00:31 | 5944529 Shitgum Suicide
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Nothing says secure like a virtual currency that mimicks the current system,while pretending to be an alternative to banker fiat, that pumps it's "value" like the housing market was based on "value" and to leave it to a few people who can lock you out in a millisecond ith all you currency.

You don't hold it, you don't own it. How many times must people learn this lesson?

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 03:30 | 5944694 TheRideNeverEnds
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Government stealing the funds for themselves = legal

Agents of the government stealing funds for themselves = illegal.

Oh I see. Makes perfect sense.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 07:16 | 5944832 Kokulakai
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A few months at Club Fed, and all will be forgiven.

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 08:16 | 5944905 Atomizer
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Prompting a beta test to think tank steering committee groups on a digital currency transition. Media bait and fake outcome. 

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