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"Hedge Fund Olympics" Caption Contest
We have no clue, nor do we want to know, what is going on in the following picture of Lynn Tilton.
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I'm pretty sure that's a dude.
Tylers: You sure you didn't mean "Hooker Olympics"?
And the "Senior Division" at that?
MY EEEYYYYEEESSSS!
And First Place in the “Denied Admittance Into The Mille-High Club” category goes to…
I should've never clicked on this article. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
EyeBleach
DaddyO
that is a pic from the 2013 "most cum ever swallowed in 1 hour contest"...joey chestnut came in a distant 2nd....
Okay, the 80's pics weren't that bad. Yikes, this photo is the digital manifestation of "the turtle effect."
As for the caption contest:
"what picture did Bruce Jenner take to his pre-opt appointment?"
pods
Long botox
Oh looooooook, she won the special olympics.
Has her obsession with plastic surgery prevented both sides of her mouth from smiling? Fuck you grace!!
Steven Tyler's (Aerosmith front man) Transgender older brother wins bronze in The Special Olympics.
Exactly. Totally looks like Steven Tyler to me too. If that's what she's advertising on the outside, the inside must be a complete mess.
Now thats Funny TIS !!!
"...And this is what you'll look like if you stop mid-way through gender re-assignment surgery"
America in a nutshell.
OK, I give up. What is it?
What's the difference?
That's one scary lookin' bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBCUCJNWimo
An ugly dude...
Stay classy.
Rug don't match the curtains. Both are prolly 100% grey anyway.
Zero shave
A female friend of mine used to say 'when mixing up hair dye do a double batch so you can have a snatch to match'!
Obviously a New York girl, Flatbush.
She's a bush pilot?
No, she's a bushman of the kalahari.
Yikes!!!!
DaddyO
William, your not helping things here. Its going to take something quite caustic to remove the images for sure.
Detach your retinas. Then you qualify to be a German co-pilot...
Not soon enough!
Raise shields!
ZERO WEDGE
Too much information.
W-A-A-A-Y-Y-Y too much information.
You gotta admit, it adds a hole new dimension to "Zero Hedge"
That hedge needs mowing though, would'nt you agree?
DaddyO
Man is that ever a great image WB7!
Is it holding a cupie doll between its thighs?
I am afraid to zoom in too close to check...but I am fairly certain they sell unhedged bush panties like that on Cramer's website.
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Now where'd I put that ZeroHedgeTrimmer again?…
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Aw hell naw!
hahahaha
Nice wolverine ;P
A missing appendage around the crotch area?
That hedge is definitely > zero
Power muff from the early 80's.
Fabulous Shiksa?
I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com
Serious case of man hands going on there.
She's a man, baby!
No Nigel, I mean she's a man.
No he's not, she's my mother!
~ Austin Powers
That badge has to say Honorable Mention at some sort of Special Ed stripper competiton. Good for her.
First runner-up at Miss Tranny Universe Pageant.
I bet The Donald was trying to tap that backstage.
You'd think that woman, with all the money she's worth, would replace a worn out sweater now and then - you can see right through that ugly thing! Same with the sweater!
Irma la Douche
"Dude looks like a lady."
Plastic Surgery Olympics; she got a gold medal in the "Botox Marathon" Event.
Sucked the most cock in any single day...? scary shit. All women try to maintain their revelance.. older, especially wealthy, women seem to be the most desparate in this regard sometimes... ..here's to all those dad's that were a "no show" in their daughter's lives eh...
Hey Vagenius,
Just WTF does revelance & desparate mean? Define it.
relevance...
basically a "look at me" attitude..
look at me, pay attention to me... It's the only reason that I have to explain some of the things the mothers of my kid's friends wear.
There is simply some shit that a mother of three, who let herself go, should not wear...
You either need to hone your reading/spelling skills or get a new eyeglass script. Or is it dyslexia?
Read your post Asshat.
I said define "revelance & desparate"
So your contribution or intellectual input today is focused on my spelliing error?
Troll.
It would appear that you don't receive as well as you give.
Your posts reveal an unbridled anger at more than the financial chicanery as evidenced repeatedly.
Perhaps a comfort woman could help release some of that all too obvious negative tension.
So your helpful definition for non-existent words was really solicited?
Who gives a shit? At least he had something meaningful to contribute beyond spellchecking.
And that was what?
Sucking cocks?
Meaningful, no doubt.
Ehh. You spellchecked someone on the internets. Go fuk yawself gai kunt
Oh and caption could be "Before plastic surgery this forehead necklace was just a necklace".
She's only 55 too, no way her natural face at 55 looks worse than this. Great '88 pics though what a decade.
"Wall St. ... bitchez"
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Miss Piggy
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VvWQp_OOM8s/TTUGY2E3_xI/AAAAAAAABKM/PR8dusyiR9...
Chevy Chase has one hell of a makeup artist..
The only appropriate caption for this is - WTF?
For Sale: 1959 Olds - driven hard. All parts replaced or upgraded, but years ago. As is. BO
Do you have clean title?
Can't keep buffing out that paint job forever. Eventually you get down to primer.
Does it leak tranny fluid?
FIND THE NIPPLE!!!
(i did and now i suddently have a hankering for an openfaced roasted beef sando)
Man, I like that two pound watch. Wonder where he got it.
"Women want to be her, men want to be with her."
"Lynn was thrilled to accept the award as the world's first transsexual fund manager."
Jumping to conclusions in the senior olympics....
What is it?
A horse.
Lynn wasn't able to make the event, so her body double Stan did instead.
I could not put into words what I was looking at but after reading your comment, it perfectly expresses what I was thinking! Too funny
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my arse........
Hey ya Lunatic, you are confusing rabbits with Hamsters !!!
Looks like your average insurance salesman.
Putting the MUG in MUGly!!!
Putting the Fug in Fugly!!--- fixed it for ya
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
They had a program on Coasttocoastam about them last night.
Sagging old Bridget Bardot advertized in the side bar is looking better and better!
a PLASTIC Surgon is thinking...big money ahead
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I know I'd give her some money, just not to invest…
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V-V
Lynn Wiltin' Tilton
Seen better looking heads coming out of zippers
My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!!
Kafka had a sweater just like that.
She may be a Clingon, but she's definitely not from the Virgo Cluster.
Wherever she/he was, whatever she/he did, at least she/he won first prize!
I got some private video of her getting ready for the event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-plPj9LGu8
HEDGE-AMONICS
And in other news, GDP prints at 3% higher as a result of worldwide replacement of cracked camera lenses and viewer spectacles.
Honey, which goes better with this dress, my fake Rolex watch which I pledged as $25,000 collateral in the Zombie I fund, this matching rhinestone tiara, necklace and ring which I pledged as $15million collateral for the Zombie II fund, or this priceless Olympic gold medal in financial gymnastics which I awarded myself with a forged certificate?
Needed: one paper bag, the giant lawn/leaf variety.
I THOUGHT ZIPPERHEADS WERE ORIENTAL
This pic of Lynn (nee Garfinkle) comes from her FB section Photos.
I spotted another one there, where she's posing with John Travolta. One of the commenters (Arlene Menachem) commented "Beauty & Brains". I guess Arlene would know...
Then there's a pic of her and her dad kissing, with her comment: "One of the few pictures of me and my dad. Remembering the strength of that love makes me smile in my heart." On the lips? Really??? Seems creepy.
Her father was Jerry Garfinkle, from the Bronx. According to Wiki, her father "was a tough New York City schoolteacher and a strong influence on her." Evidently.
Crcodile Dundee check needed, Isle 2 !!!
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly' stop the bone.
Beauty slowly fades away but ugly holds its own!
Or a bush in hand is worth two in the street?
I am a bit torn but yes to the eye bleach.
I have read we all begin as females in the womb? Not so sure!
Good day all!
You could still fix it - until somebody comments.
oops
Ugly's to the bone. Spell check monster ruined it !
All the spell check fairies are now going to have their way with me so down arrow away !
Whut, no beavuh?
oh... thanks WilliamBanzai7, thanks!
I'd still hit it.
She has the same birthday as I - (different year) - Earth Day.
I think not.
And it gets worse:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.helihub.com/wordpress/wp-...
Holy shit, there are some SERIOUS issues here...
That's her outfit for beheading ISIS prisoners.
caption contest: "When you got one of these...you can get one of those, anytime"
Peak Trollop?
Look, Ma, it's a raccoon!
Who the hell dresses and takes photos like these? Holy shit!
https://www.google.com/search?q=lynn+chilton&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&e...