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Meet Andorra: Europe's Next Failed State

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Nestling idyllically between France and Spain in the foothills of the Pyrenees, Andorra - which has enjoyed the benefits of European borders without the restrictions of EU membership - has seen its risk "increase beyond our expectations," according to S&P. As a reminder, when Cyprus was "templated" and depositors awoke with a 47% haircut, its total financial assets to GDP was around 8x, Andorra is now at a stunning 17x. As The Telegrpah explains, in the last three weeks, the state has been gripped by a banking crisis that threatens to take it to the brink; and Andorra, which is not a member of the eurozone but uses the single currency on an informal basis, would have no way of bailing them out (with no central bank or lender of last resort). In short, the country faces a catastrophe if its banks fall apart.

Andorra has for many years enjoyed the benefits of European borders without the restrictions of EU membership, allowing light-touch regulation that has brought in tourism and wealthy expats from its bordering countries. However, as The Telegraph reports, in the last three weeks, the state has been gripped by a banking crisis that threatens to take it to the brink.

Bankers have been thrown in jail, savers’ deposits have been restricted, and the country’s government is scrambling to convince powerful regulators thousands of miles away that the country is not a haven for tax evasion.

 

On Tuesday March 10, the US Treasury Department’s financial crime body, FinCEN, accused Banca Privada d’Andorra (BPA), the country’s fourth-largest bank, of money-laundering. The authority said “corrupt high–level managers and weak anti–money-laundering controls have made BPA an easy vehicle for third–party money-launderers”.

 

Three senior managers at the bank accepted bribes to help criminals in Russia, Venezuela and China, to funnel money through the Andorran system, according to FinCEN.

 

The next day, the state took charge of BPA, dismissing three directors. On the Friday, the bank’s chief executive, Joan Pau Miquel, was arrested and detained. Mr Miquel remains in a jail cell in La Comella, the country’s only prison, with a capacity of 145.

 

At BPA, the Andorran authorities have installed new management. After international banks cut off links, withdrawals were capped at €2,500 (£1,830) a week, a limit many people are maxing out.

 

Banco Madrid, the Spanish subsidiary of BPA acquired as part of an expansion spree in recent years, filed for administration on Wednesday.

 

The Andorran government insists that BPA is an isolated case, saying it is committed to transparency and that the rest of the sector is clean. For its sake, it had better be right, but many experts fear this is not the case.

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This is a major problem... When Cyprus was "templated" its banks assets were only 8 times bigger than the economy and Iceland's troubles hit at 10x...

Andorra’s banks have assets under management 17 times bigger than the economy, and the sector accounts for a fifth of GDP...

Which means, were its banks to get into trouble, Andorra, which is not a member of the eurozone but uses the single currency on an informal basis, would have no way of bailing them out.

The crisis is a classic example of how countries seeking to welcome financial services by promising a hands-off approach to regulation, can become dangerously vulnerable to them.

 

Andorra’s exposures to its banks provoke echoes of Iceland and Cyprus – both of which suffered painful economic crises when their lenders fell into trouble. But unlike Cyprus, which received a last-minute bail-out, Andorra has no central bank to act as a lender of last resort: if its banks go under, it goes under.

 

A single bank is one thing, but contagion would be an altogether different beast. A collapse of the entire banking system would spell disaster, especially after the hubristic expansion of recent years.

 

The crisis has now led Standard & Poor’s, one of the three major ratings agencies, to downgrade the value of the principality’s sovereign debt.

 

“The risk profile of Andorra’s financial sector, which is large relative to the size of the domestic economy, has increased beyond our expectations,” S&P said two weeks ago.

 

“The absence of a central bank or a lender of last resort in the Andorran financial system exacerbates the risks, in our opinion.” S&P said

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The Telegraph sums it up perfectly - In short, the country faces a catastrophe if its banks fall apart.

 

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Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:26 | 5942756 4shzl
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The Mouse That Roared?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:35 | 5942792 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"Bankers have been thrown in jail, savers’ deposits have been restricted, and the country’s government is scrambling to convince powerful regulators thousands of miles away that the country is not a haven for tax evasion."~

Coming to a continent near you...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:38 | 5942797 layman_please
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jailed bankers and no central bank? something's seriously wrong with that country. quick, somebody, call the rothschilds

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:39 | 5942819 Wolferl
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Andorra is not a state actually. It´s about time anyway those anachronistic entities like Andorra, Monaco, San Marino are incorporated into the next real state. 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:44 | 5942843 Uchtdorf
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Since neither Spain nor France qualify as real, those wide spots in the road are going to have to wait a while longer. As for Liechetenstein, well, now that's another matter! LOL.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:52 | 5942884 cossack55
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Used to go there to stockup on duty-free Cuban cigars. Oh, and booze. Kinda like an American Indian reservation for Euros. Some of the best tasting water on the planet.  Love Andorra.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:53 | 5942897 knukles
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Don't worry.  Like Andorra is not part of the EU, Ukraine is not part of NATO, so means that US will take care of the problem in exchange for bases or something inane.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:25 | 5943027 wee-weed up
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Lizard-skin Lady (IMF) will bail them out.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:29 | 5943317 Polonius
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bustout?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 19:12 | 5943796 Wolferl
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So, now you are getting downvoted here on Zerohedge big time if you want to get rid of those tax heavens and loopholes like Andorra were the 1% oligarchs are able to avoid taxes and hide and launder their wealth. Shows you how brainfucked many of the Zerohedge crowd really are.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 05:50 | 5966024 AndorranCitizen
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I am Andorran and I felt the need to tell the writter that Andorra is a transparent country where we do not tolerate malpractice by 2 bankers who are now in jail. The government is acting properly to convince the intl. community that our direction is transparent.

We are signing agreements with EU, DTCs (Double Taxation Conventions) with nabouring countries, have our own tax system (income, vat, corporate...) and welcome you all to come and discover for yourself:

-A country that is safe.
-A country with a remarcable health system.
-A country with 3 free educational systems: Andorran, Spanish and French.
-A country with political stability.
-A country that is opening it's economy to foreign investment and by doing so, offering opportunities.
-A country with excellent people/culture and mediterranean cuisine.
-A country that is only 2h away from Barcelona.
-A country surrounded by nature (health and wellness).
-A country with an advantageous taxing system.

-A country that welcomes you to come and see for yourself.

I hope the athor can come and visit someday and then write another article with what he personaly thinks ;)
All the best,

Niki

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:52 | 5942892 Tom Servo
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Bankers thrown in jail, what in the actual FUCK?!  Can that happen??  Anyone seen Corzine?!

 

off topic, I think i could locate someone in a matter of weeks using publicly available information (ie, Jon Corzine), why hasn't any terminally ill veteran hunted down and murdered some of these bankster fucks?  Unintended Consequences style....

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:24 | 5943024 McMolotov
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Corzine was last seen sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:37 | 5943071 Real Estate Geek
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The Hamptons on Memorial Day weekend would be where to find many, many guilty parties.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:47 | 5943371 Oracle of Kypseli
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Puerto Banús in Marbella is the capital of ill-gotten loot.

https://www.google.com/search?q=puerto+banus&rlz=1C1CHWA_enUS627US628&es...

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:41 | 5943094 wee-weed up
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I'm sure Corzine has paid armed security with him at all times.

Just like Mayor Bloomturd, remember?...

He had his guns in NYC, but the average Joe could not.

No wonder all the rich fucks are for gun control.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 23:06 | 5944395 StychoKiller
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Only 145 Cells??  They're gonna need a bigger prison(s)!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:54 | 5943177 Slomotrainwreck
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Andorra could no be bailed out (with no central bank or lender of last resort). In short, the country faces a catastrophe if its banks fall apart.

That couldn't happen here in the US. There's got to be someone to bail US out, right?  Right???  RIGHT!!!?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:01 | 5943424 logicalman
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If Andorra's banking mess looks like toppling an important domino, they'll likely get a bail out.

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 05:48 | 5966021 AndorranCitizen
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I am Andorran and I felt the need to tell the writter that Andorra is a transparent country where we do not tolerate malpractice by 2 bankers who are now in jail. The government is acting properly to convince the intl. community that our direction is transparent.

We are signing agreements with EU, DTCs (Double Taxation Conventions) with nabouring countries, have our own tax system (income, vat, corporate...) and welcome you all to come and discover for yourself:

-A country that is safe.
-A country with a remarcable health system.
-A country with 3 free educational systems: Andorran, Spanish and French.
-A country with political stability.
-A country that is opening it's economy to foreign investment and by doing so, offering opportunities.
-A country with excellent people/culture and mediterranean cuisine.
-A country that is only 2h away from Barcelona.
-A country surrounded by nature (health and wellness).
-A country with an advantageous taxing system.

-A country that welcomes you to come and see for yourself.

I hope the athor can come and visit someday and then write another article with what he personaly thinks ;)
All the best,

Niki

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:41 | 5942828 Model T
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The US Treasury Depts. Financial Crime Body"----yep, it sure is. All that happened, people is they got attacked by the Main Mafia; The USA's Empire is Us -Worldwide everything authority"; where everyone is guilty of not paying us enough, until we say they're not. It's not their fault; they didn't do anything weird. This is the underlying theme for the next 5 years; as the .Gov. gets more and more desperate; it's going to turn out that everthing belongs to them; period. Hedge Accordingly.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:20 | 5943003 Ruffmuff
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Don't worry the stick save is coming from those who created it.

"we don't need no stinkin real banks, so we shall run them out of biz and take over what's left."

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:30 | 5943667 3Wishes
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Every where those Nazi hideout shit happens.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 19:33 | 5943855 theprofromdover
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Fredonia !!!!

 

(declares war on USA, immediately surrenders, and then lives off the massive rebuilding aid)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:27 | 5942757 NoDebt
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I always knew the next worldwide financial system collapse was going to start in Andorra.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:28 | 5942762 813kml
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They need to start pumping out more of those expensive sweaters.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:36 | 5942796 Dr. Engali
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Yeah, and some hats too.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:38 | 5942806 Handful of Dust
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The Butterfly Effect may very well happen.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:45 | 5942848 layman_please
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couldn't this be caused by austrian HETA?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:41 | 5942827 ah-ooog-ah
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Nice soft spiderman towels anyone ?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:43 | 5942837 813kml
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Tough crowd, looks like someone doesn't appreciate luxurious wool.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:22 | 5943012 Ruffmuff
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Only cheap wool is needed to be pulled over your eyes.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:41 | 5942826 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Personally I'm heartbroken. Andorra was the ideal place to go according to the "International Man" crowd due to its European setting, lax currency controls and lovely scenery. And yet in the back of my mind is Joliette Jake, napkin tucked into the top of his shirt, leaning over and asking...

https://youtu.be/GDXYzUlv0S8

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:48 | 5942865 NoDebt
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Funny, I don't recall Simon Black mentioning the place.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:42 | 5943085 August
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Simon did a multi-page special report on Andorra (with very nice photos) not long ago, in which he managed to praise the banking system.  So, either this BPA is just one bad apple, or Simon's praise should be taken with a grain of salt, or maybe a shaker full. He also suggested a bank in Ecuador which subsequntly collapsed.  But his Mongolian picks are spot-on, so far.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:43 | 5942839 KnuckleDragger-X
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That's one of the countries on my list if I ever decide to bug out from America, beautiful country, great people and apparently the standard corrupt banking system.....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:05 | 5943439 logicalman
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Don't believe you!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:15 | 5943630 PTR
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It IS at the beginning of the alphabet...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:29 | 5942758 LawsofPhysics
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Do they know any bankers or financiers?  Looks like a pretty nice place in so much as Aspen or Deer Valley could become a "failed state"...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:43 | 5942838 Harbanger
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"Bankers have been thrown in jail, savers’ deposits have been restricted, and the country’s government is scrambling to convince powerful regulators thousands of miles away that the country is not a haven for tax evasion."

-Bankers jailed

-Depositors screwed

-Gov looking to convince regulators ie bankers that they collect taxes from people.  Why? so they can borrow moar money?

Something isn't adding up.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:46 | 5942855 KnuckleDragger-X
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Shame on you!!! Applying logic to the situation.... :-)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:57 | 5942909 Harbanger
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Logic tells me their Government is broke, they found some scapegoat banker to take the blame off of them, they are preparing to plunder their plebs savings, while at the same time going back to other bankers trying to convince them that they will indeed get tuff on collecting taxes, so they can borrow moar money to keep their gov from going bankrupt just a little longer.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:05 | 5942941 LawsofPhysics
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There you go...  All the while, the truly guilty parties are living the good life in those houses on the hillside "above" the town.

Start putting the heads of the "bankers of record" on fucking pikes and you might see some change...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:15 | 5942977 Harbanger
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The change will be having to live within your own countries GDP and not being able to borrow from the future to pay for todays pensions and civil servants.  It's gonna suck for those expecting gov to help them.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:31 | 5943052 schadenfreude
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Don't know if you can translate this to Andorra. This principality does have 80k inhabitants and 40k citizens with a GDP of less then $1 bn (Debt 30% of GDP). Andory is a tax haven and most of the money belongs to dubious sources.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:42 | 5943106 LawsofPhysics
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Yep, let me be clear; fuck em.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 19:43 | 5943883 scrappy
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Harbanger

This will be one of their next tricks to kick the can.

"re-amortization'' of pension-debts that would, in effect, stretch the payments out over a longer period of time.

(AT MUCH HIGHER COST)

http://www.providencejournal.com/article/20150325/NEWS/150329519/0/SEARCH

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:07 | 5942948 KnuckleDragger-X
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Governments are always broke,its just some are better at hiding it. The money came from somewhere and went somewhere...where that somewhere is has deep pockets and the ability to hide.....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:17 | 5942989 Harbanger
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Not all governments are broke, just most western govs.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:08 | 5943451 logicalman
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Can you name one that isn't?

 

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:21 | 5943476 Harbanger
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China.  That's why it can afford to lend to all the broke nations.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:08 | 5943607 logicalman
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ALL governments are broke, until they steal the assets of the productive citizens.

They work by stealing first then, giving back just enough to keep the people from getting pissed off enough to rebel.

 

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:54 | 5942899 LawsofPhysics
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Show me those "bankers in jail"...

Call me skeptical....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:25 | 5943030 Ruffmuff
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Yes they are. Barney Fife has them in protective custody.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:31 | 5942773 Seasmoke
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And yet I still see a large crane in the picture. .. infinite growth on a finitevplanet !!!!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:32 | 5942774 williambanzai7
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Greece is the new Lehman and Andorra is the new Madoff?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:08 | 5942954 Harbanger
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One by one, the failed socialist states of the World are falling.  They will never reform their spending until they are forced to.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:28 | 5942963 Kirk2NCC1701
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As a Sovereign Man member, I am becoming increasingly troubled at the list of countries that Simon Black had endorsed for their libertarian politics and banking practices, but which have since fallen on "tough times".

As a matter of record, he had endorsed Andorra (something I had considered but did not act on). He has also endorsed the Baltic states and Ukraine. Then there's the gem of endorsing gold storage in Singapore, only to have some Korean guy busted by the Singapore govt, for trying to bring in too much gold.

"Call a place paradise, and you can kiss it good-bye" comes to mind, as it attracts too much riff raff and then the attention of the US.gov. Looks like the best/safest place to bank is where US Senators and Congressman bank offshore: Cayman Islands.

It may be that the specific banks that Simon endorsed are healthy and robust (since a smart, savvy and rich guy like him wouldn't fall for a BS bank), but is sure puts a damper on future investments -- which may the very INTENT that the US Gov is trying to achieve in this version of Banking PsyOps: The CB of all countries want their sheep getting spooked, so they will keep or bring the funds "back home". Where it can be monitored, taxed or confiscated.

p.s.
Personally I'm staying ahead of the global trend of "Bankers off Trampolines", by keeping the cash and PM as "Phyz in safe places" (not just at home). If I snuff it, my lawyer will give a sealed envelope to my kids (with info, specific instructions and admonitions/advice inside, and additional info, links and videos on an encrypted memory stick). So, fuck you "Parasites R US"!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:38 | 5943076 schadenfreude
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These paradises become shitholes when US and EU want them to turn to shitholes. I wouldn't take a bet on Cayman either. One point in time there might be the political will to let it bust and that's when politicians are desperate enough to kick some oligarchs in the butt.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:10 | 5943614 logicalman
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The only reason tax havens survive is because it gives those stealing from the populace somewhere to hide their ill-gotten gains.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:38 | 5943339 MeBizarro
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No they don't and they just keep the money in the US.  Irony of the the US going after so many places for money laundering and yet the US is one of the biggest money launders in the world (if not the biggest).  

There is a cottage industry thriving in Wilmington, DE, that deals just with this issue given the huge finance/insurance presence there along with large rate of incorporations.  I have heard it is the same in Nevada although I don't follow that nearly as closely.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:24 | 5943495 FMOTL
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Kirk , you trust a lawyer over your kids ? Seriously why not give your kids the info now  ? None of my biz I guess but I never understand what kind of relationship people have with their own children that they dont seem to trust them. A tight family is the ultimate enemy of the state

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:16 | 5943632 logicalman
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Both my kids know what I have and know that I want them to split it 50/50 when I go.

I have a good relationship with both.

They have a good relationship going between themselves.

If they go with 50/50 they will both get something (not a lot!)

If they involve lawyers, the lawyers will likely get most of it.

I know they realise this.

 

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:38 | 5943534 FlacoGee
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Sovereign Man, Sovereign Society, blah blah blah... All work on the same play list and they all pimp the same vendors.   You too can be one of the vendors they pimp for the right price.

Whether it be banks in Andorra, a specific shithole bank in Austria, offbrand banks in Switzerland, etc.    Money managers that lose money every year...   Shyster lawyers that will do whatever they can to fuck you...

Stay away from them all.   They talk their book and their book will lose you money.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:33 | 5942775 Dr. Engali
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Wait... what... bankers went to jail? That's not how it works.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:34 | 5942790 NoDebt
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They don't even have a way of bailing out their banks.  Can you imagine?  What a bunch of noobs.

You see that really cool hotel or whatever it is in the picture?  I figure I'll be buying that in a few weeks for like $1,200.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:38 | 5942804 Dr. Engali
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I've got an HP I can sell them.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:58 | 5943202 Slomotrainwreck
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A mere 100ozt of ASE's

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:37 | 5942803 Ruffmuff
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Thatt's what happens to real bankers. It is the plan of the CB's to rule by corrupt cronization.  

An offer you can't refuse. Do you honestly think the MOB was the original? 

FUckin hell no.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:36 | 5942795 tony wilson and...
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the rulers of andor

give in

donte fight it already

suck cum

not to borg

but rabbi

 

you must become refugee in swede and london

the tora bora and the talmmo states these lands

are for the chosenun.

go now before city of london and tel aviv sends in the kosher isis hordes

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:37 | 5942801 Handful of Dust
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Bankers corrupt?

 

Unpossible!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:38 | 5942809 ah-ooog-ah
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"Mr Miquel remains in a jail cell in La Comella, the country’s only prison, with a capacity of 145."

 

Space for another 144 bankers. Nominations ?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:39 | 5942816 dbTX
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Do a bail in and buy a printing press.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:40 | 5942823 Joebloinvestor
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I have been there, beautiful place.

Everyone was there buying duty free stuff.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:40 | 5943091 schadenfreude
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Me too. There are more luxury cars then inhabitans I thought then.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:41 | 5942830 1hirtleman
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The first thing that came to mind was who are BPA's counterparties and to whom is BPA a counterparty?  

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:44 | 5942844 world_debt_slave
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tsk,tsk, now if they would've based their currency on precious metals.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:45 | 5942847 tedstr
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I mean really?  Does anyone care about a tax haven banking system failure other than a few New York and London real estate agents, and a few good people at HSBC, and Um Jamie dimon and um......

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:19 | 5943636 logicalman
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HSBC could give lessons on money laundering.

Born out of the Opium Wars and still profiting from drug money.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:46 | 5942851 q99x2
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Banking shall never again be allowed to be (mis)managed by humans.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:49 | 5942872 freddymercury
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Perfect for that yearly Bilderberger meetup!!!!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:49 | 5942873 freddymercury
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Perfect for that yearly Bilderberger meetup!!!!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:50 | 5942877 Captain Willard
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Group B Teams P W D L F A +/- Pts  Wales 5 3 2 0 7 2 5 11  Israel 4 3 0 1 9 5 4 9  Belgium 4 2 2 0 12 1 11 8  Cyprus 5 2 0 3 9 10 -1 6  Bosnia and Herzegovina 5 1 2 2 5 6 -1 5  Andorra 5 0 0 5 2 20 -18 0 Standings are provisional until all group matches have been played. Already a failed football state!
Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:51 | 5942888 unplugged
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failed? no - just getting started on their big move up - in the USA after the banks failed in 2008, stocks and bonds went on a fabulous run !

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:56 | 5942903 Marco
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The only danger to Andorra is if they try to pull an Ireland instead of an Iceland.

If they stop(ped) capital flight fast enough there will be more than enough capital to pay deposit guarantuees. Just like Iceland they will be able to prioritize domestic depositors (Iceland won their court case about that) and their economy will do just fine.

A lot of people with more than 100K in deposits will get taken to the cleaners of course, just like in Iceland and in Cyprus ... cry me a fucking river.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:00 | 5942918 CHX
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Sodom and Andorra... ?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:02 | 5942927 Batman11
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Is there a single nation on planet earth where they can run banks successfully?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:21 | 5943645 logicalman
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USA runs banks really successfully ..... for the banksters.

You have to be more careful defining your terms.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:03 | 5942932 Chandos
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Ahhh! memories of Bewitched....Trouble starts when Andorra shows up!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:49 | 5943149 All is chosen
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Endora's style could never be equalled. I used it to raise my children.

......

Meanwhile at the HSBC ......... _____________________________________-

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:05 | 5942940 Jano
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I do not believe, that banks shouldn't go bankrupt.

Since 2007 more, than 1500 went bankrupt in USA.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:08 | 5942953 LawsofPhysics
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and precisely how many of the individual "arsonists that burned down the financial system and profitted from it" actually went bankrupt or to prison?!?!

Do you not see how irrelevant it is if the corporation goes under but the owners and management get to keep their wealth?

tick tock motherfucker....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:25 | 5943648 logicalman
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I was fortunate to have two parents who were thinkers.

When I was about 14 years old, my dad made a comment that nailed it.

'Trans-national corporations will be the end of humanity if people don't stop them'

That was 1969.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:11 | 5942960 FlacoGee
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All of the offshore havens have all imploded or are imploding:

 

Cyprus.

Andorra.

East Caribbean.

Switzerland (US DOJ, France, UK, Germany, FATCA, etc.)

 

This leaves...

Singapore

 

 

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:15 | 5942978 LawsofPhysics
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Bullshit.  My cayman island account is intact.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:31 | 5943050 walküre
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obviously the attempt is to dry up the Russian funding

none of the CIA funds will be touched, not to worry whereever they're hiding

real funding sits in offshore accounts and the USSA is confiscating every other fund globally

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:44 | 5943120 LawsofPhysics
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Have been moving to more physical assets, slowly...  Now that I see some really big dogs going after each other I know shit might start getting interesting soon.  I am not a big dog by any stretch, but know quite a few "in the club" (the real owners club), when these fuckers start going after each other there will be collateral damage...   ...again, same as it ever was...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:42 | 5943111 FlacoGee
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I was not aware Cayman is in the East Caribbean.  

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:43 | 5943116 schadenfreude
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How long is it going to stay intact?

tick tock motherfucker (wanted to use this at least once)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:05 | 5943126 LawsofPhysics
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no shit sherlock...  ...on a long enough timeline, but then again, many families have kept their wealth and power for generations...

be exceptional, don't settle for anything less and teach your children well.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:26 | 5943651 logicalman
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For how long?

Will you be able to access the contents when TSHTF?

Important questions to consider.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:15 | 5942976 dunderduck
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As long as all the locals get out in time, then it'll just be some Russians footing the bill.  Bank fails, start a new bank.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:20 | 5943000 kowalli
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soon in usa

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:20 | 5943002 wildbad
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sounds like bullying to me...obviously a suspect problematic client list.  no golldman bagboys on it. a tax haven is only a place that has not given into international FED fraud nor submitted to their illegal cross border extortion.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:25 | 5943015 pashley1411
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Waiting for F Corleone to get come in on the (encripted) land line, "let me make you an offer you can't refuse".   Salvation would be for France and Spain to each go full confiscation-socialist (but I stutter), and Andorra act at least a Macao or Hong Kong.

Bankster-robber-baron government seems to have no nationality, or limits.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:23 | 5943016 pashley1411
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(dup)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:34 | 5943029 hallywood
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The Andorran Banks are flush and solvent, so the article is misleading. This is about US bullying and nothing esle. They do not want serious competition for the New York and London based laundromats. The FED goons are trying to spark a bank run. At some point, probably sooner than many expect the relevence of the USD$ will be diminished. The US military burns 350,000 bl of oil per day. What happens when USD$ is no longer accepted for oil? Dead in the water. Of course they are trying to provoke a global war before that happens. Even traditional western alliance partners are lining up to join the Chinese version of the world bank. If you have been collecting federal reserve notes to tabulate your wealth, you may end up with nothing but your pecker in your hand. Caveat Emptor.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 06:19 | 5966035 Comte d'herblay
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Meanwhile, if U have any FRNs prreferably in the $100 units, I'll be happy to take all of them.

Call me indeniable.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:29 | 5943037 walküre
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Part of the financial war on Russia.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:29 | 5943038 Cthonic
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Another sovereign nation being thrown under the bus to insure that the tax donkeys of the Western world have no alternatives to the financial status quo...  (bonus in that there is quite a bit of Russian expat money there, too).   It wasn't enough for them to reform their (very private) notario system or for them to install an income tax.  No, let's go and wreck their independent banks as well.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:52 | 5943158 MoneyThimbles
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Hang on, it was *trying* to bail out its banks that did for Ireland, and half-bailing them and half pissing off the UK and the EU that did for Iceland. So if Andorra has no way of bailing out its banks ... it's going to be OK.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:37 | 5943327 dearth vader
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>> In short, the country faces a catastrophe if its banks fall apart. << What do you mean, catastrophe? It will be a blessing in disguise. Back to sheep herding and cigarillo smuggling like in the old days.
Did you know Andorra has two princes, one a Spanish bishop, the other, wait for it..., France's president, Hollande :D

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:40 | 5943345 Smegley Wanxalot
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First we had the "PIGS", and now with Andorra it's "PIGS A" ... now all we need is Slovenia and Slovakia to go down the tubes and we'll have the "PIGS ASS" we all know the EU to be.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:43 | 5943361 ILikeBoats
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So a bunch of expats and non-residents get toasted, but not the locals. How is it a crisis?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:14 | 5943388 MeBizarro
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Again this isn't about the going after Western banking money launderng. It is about chasing others and closing another door to systems outside of the Western orbit.  They won't go after a place like the Isle of Man or Bermuda because those are in the orbit and used by the Western banks/corporations/high net worth individuals to do their dirty deeds.  

The one question mark to me is Panama.  A lot of Venezuelan money has gone through there and increasingly the Chinese have a big presence there.  

We invaded Panama in '89 because Noreiga got too big for his britches.  He tried to interfere with narco CIA-funds and slush money that the CIA had used for all kinds of fund & mayhem in the 80s in South America along with causing a ruckus to a still vital US national interst - Panama Canal.  Instead of being happy to be the token dictator of a banana republic and live quietly, he outlived his useful & the US 'invaded' Panama.          

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 16:51 | 5943390 anonymice
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The place doesn't even have a US military base. Andorra is an idyllic country.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:03 | 5943431 harrybrown
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Three senior managers at the bank accepted bribes to help criminals in Russia, Venezuela and China, to funnel money through the Andorran system, according to FinCEN.

Hey they missed out Iran, North Korea & Syria from the "criminals list"... everyone knows that a country without a Rothchild dominated Central bank is a corrupt criminal haven that needs to be PUNISHED

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:20 | 5943471 Monty Burns
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Thinking exactly the same thing as I read it.....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:24 | 5943494 Magnum
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Years ago I took a bus from Barcelona to Andorra La Vella, and skied for a few days. Partying at a hostel with some Argentinians who worked at the resort. What a great time. I was only 21. In Europe as a student. It was here I met my first discouraged American expat. He ran a ski rental shop. Said he'd been there for something like 15 years and never wanted to go back to USA. I'll never forget. Like I'd just been given my first red pill. Having grown up in blue collar 1970s America, this was a very new perspective that really made me think. Of course, since then I've met too many like him to count. I hope he is well.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 17:33 | 5943523 trader1
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It's a beautiful country.  

Great food too.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 18:24 | 5943647 walküre
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here's a template the EU banksters should get used to:

uses the single currency (EURO) on an informal basis

the good stuff will only be sold in exchange for real currency

prices in Euro are purely "informal" in the sense that they're entertaining the uninformed...

you have been informed

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 19:09 | 5943791 Atticus Finch
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Everyone on ZH should read Ellen Brown's, The Public Bank Solution. It is a revelation. No country needs any private banks because they can print their own currency and lend it at low interest rates to its population. Relying on private banks for lending is game for fools.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 20:11 | 5943940 scrappy
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Not good enough Atticus Finch

For instance our trade deficit is about 500 Billion.

Interest on our debt is 420 billion and climbing.

Ellen Brown's proposal falls short, we should create money at 0 interest, especially in light of the coming long term deflation due to malinvestment, overcapacity, and demographic change.

And that's just a start.

Lot's of problems to tackle.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 06:14 | 5966032 Comte d'herblay
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How does she propose to get the Jews, who control all the important financial nexus in the world,  to let that happen???

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 19:27 | 5943836 Rootin' for Putin
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I like this place, at war with germany 1918-1958.  Everyone has to keep a rifle at home to defend the country.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 21:40 | 5944184 tony wilson and...
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all silence on the

jersey and the isle of man and guernsey masonic front

ultimate safety for queen and child rape rothschild cuntry

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 22:14 | 5944286 Village-idiot
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Note the last statement in the article from S&P.

"The absence of a central bank...exacerbates the risk..." Trying to convince the masses that a central bank is a good thing, maybe even a necessity.

Talk about setting up the country for a takeover by the global Elite!

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 03:18 | 5944687 honestann
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Backwards.  This would be good if they respond simply and honestly.  Let all the banks fail.  Lock up all the banksters, grab all their private wealth, pass it out to savings and checking account holders, and sell the buildings at auction.

Let people buy and sell with any fiat, fake, fraud, fiction, fantasy "currency" they wish, but make "grams of gold" (with no paper forms) the "official currency" (how prices are set, and how people trade when both sides agree upon gold rather than fiat).

This would show the rest of the world how harmful "banking systems" are.  If Andorra took these simple actions, their economy would blast through the roof within a year, and make the rest of the eurozone look like zombies, Germany included.

The world needs some example, somewhere.  Andorra would be as good as anywhere else.

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