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Shooting Reported At Gate Of NSA Headquarters In Fort Meade - Live Stream

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The day is starting off on a very bizarre footing after not only Ben Bernanke became a blogger and joined Twitter, but moments ago at least one American appears to have had enough with the Big Brother state, and moments ago WNEW reported that there has been a shooting, two injured and according to local reports, one fatality, when someone decided to ram the gate of the NSA's Fort Meade, Maryland headquarters.

From WNEW:

Two people are injured Monday after an incident at the gate of National Security Agency headquarters, Fort Meade officials say.

 

There are multiple reports that a shooting took place, but no officials have confirmed.

 

A Ft. Meade employee tells WNEW that an announcement was made to employees that the incident was cleared, but the gate is closed.

Below is a live stream from the scene of the shooting:

 

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Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:00 | 5941611 Jonesy
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Things are heating up again.  

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:04 | 5941627 TeamDepends
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Looks like we will have to ramp up Jade Helm to start, oh, last week or so.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:06 | 5941639 Haus-Targaryen
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Should have used something better than a Ford Escape for ramming speed, especially as F250s are so cheap.  

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:08 | 5941653 ACP
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I guess this is why it's called the "National Security Agency" as opposed to the "Local Security Agency".

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:09 | 5941658 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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“We must spy more to prevent such tragedies on our spy agencies.”

A new take on “The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy.”

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:13 | 5941684 Gen. Keith Alexander
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The timing of my retirement was impeccable!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:15 | 5941702 NotApplicable
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Hillary must be getting desperate!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:17 | 5941709 nmewn
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Beat me by a minute...lol.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:23 | 5941736 TruthInSunshine
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A white van with 5 Hasbra "Urban Movers" employees happened to be in the area and were questioned & released after filming incident as it happened.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:46 | 5941842 TeamDepends
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Were they dancing?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:53 | 5941888 NidStyles
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What's with every March being loaded with attacks these past few years?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:39 | 5942667 smlbizman
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right after 9/11 i had to do work and go thru this gate...we were putting an awning over an office so it was a work truck...i was pulled out of my truck and had a varitey of weapons pointed at me, ....the kicker was this girl with a bazooka pointed at me...the dude with a the german shepard bomb sniffing dog got furious because fido found my razor knife (in my construction truck that had nothing but tools) and could have cut his nose on it.... he than thru this knife off my windshield and it ricochetted(?) back to the floor....with all this hardware pointed at me and this extremily pissed off steroid dude...i told him he needs a smarter dog if it cant tell the difference between a bomb and a fucking razor knife....so i proceeded thru the base, the entire thing was nothing but 1 check point after another...so i called my contact and said we were on the job site and where was he? ....he, in a very shocking response asked me how i got passed the interior gaurd...i said he was drinking coffee at the gate...i waved,(hello fashion)  he waved in a hello fashion and i kept driving...i told him if he wanted me to stop i assumed he would have fired a few rounds....so my point is i guess...no matter how they present themselves they are nowhere near as invincible as they hope you think...same as all this "we know everything you say and do meme....) all bullshit just to mind fuck your thought process.....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:19 | 5941711 ACP
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Nah, just some dude looking for porn. OBVIOUSLY didn't realize that the archives are in Utah. Poor bastard was shot making a u-turn.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:14 | 5941687 negative rates
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Now it's the airplanes turn.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:10 | 5941664 Tall Tom
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Attendance check..

 

Okay. Who, here, is missing?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:14 | 5941693 nuclearsquid
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Looks like ZH might have a few more visitors today.  lets give them a warm welcome!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:16 | 5941706 nmewn
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Looks like Liz Warrens vehicle, probably just stopping by the ole NSA to point out what server room Hillarys emails were copied into.

No good deed goes unpunished ;-)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:29 | 5941763 Normalcy Bias
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Fauxcahontas did a 'Geronimo' charge?!

I've been looking for a dreamcatcher hanging from the rearview mirror, and A.I.M. bumper stickers...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:00 | 5942127 QQQBall
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Lizzy rides bareback - you know - Injun style

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:08 | 5941651 remain calm
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The person trying to get Hilary's emails out didn't make it.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:14 | 5941689 Gen. Keith Alexander
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We had absolutely no idea she had her own mail server.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:17 | 5941707 NotApplicable
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That was a CIA server. Surely they know how to keep the NSA out?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:09 | 5941631 freewolf7
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NSA: "We apologize. This never happened. Go back to work, or if you're looking for work, go back to that. If you've given up looking for work, go back to that. We're sorry for any distraction this may have caused."

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:41 | 5941818 wisefool
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CNN pundit just said "This is not terrorism, or if it is, it is a really feeble uncoordinated attempt"

Whew. If was a coordinated attempt we'd be getting ready to attack some nation on the other side of the world full of brown people, and put US citizens in jail of they refused to pay trillions in taxes from those jobs you talked about. It is unpatriotic to not be having or getting jobs.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:04 | 5942659 Herd Redirectio...
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Someone was TRYING TO LEAVE.  Can't have that.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:32 | 5941779 glenlloyd
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Nothing to see here....move along.

I get the impression that the video footage is coming from a drone mounted camera. It's clearly not a fixed camera and a chopper mounted cam would have more vibration I would think.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:06 | 5942147 813kml
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Probably just a self-driving car that became sentient.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:23 | 5942197 rg144
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True story, my father-in-law and a friend, both in suit and tie, made that wrong turn into Fort Meade (you get off BW parkway onto 32, you can easily think you are supposed to exit the highway). So you have to drive up to the gate (no backing out the one-way highway exit). So now Security people are freaking out, yelling at them that they have no business on the Fort property. Secuirty cars surround them and they are told to follow and taken to the road to exit the base.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:48 | 5942604 RabbitChow
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My guess is that some guy finally got ticked off at those stupid NSA police cars out on 32 waiting to pounce on anyone going over 55.  Those police have nothing else to do it seems.  They do police the gun ranges nearby, but being paramilitary police they are so draconian it isn't even funny.  A place to avoid, that's for sure.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:58 | 5941901 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Things are heating up again."

Nah, more like "chilling out".

You get shot for "shooting your mouth off", which is a euphemism for "venting one's spleen" or "showing righteous indignation". These days, such behavior gets you labeled as "having Anger Issues" or being Depressed, according to the MSM and TV buzz-talk shows.

Modern Serfs are expected to remain calmer than sheep, about to get buggered, sheared or slaughtered.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:03 | 5941919 FrankDrakman
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Hope everyone is 'sheltering in place'.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:40 | 5942039 junction
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They gave the guys printed directions from Mapquest showing where to launch the "false flag" attack.  These ESL guys, recent NSA hires, looked at the first address, the start point on the directions, and mistook it for the location of the attack.  Mistakes will happen.   

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:55 | 5942319 JLee2027
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I mentioned elsewhere that one of the NSA gates is a honey pot, designed to trap people when they make a wrong turn. You then drive to the gate to get directions or turn around and instead you get stopped and questioned by armed men because you have trespassed on Government property. They are backed up by hidden shooters.  My son did this, he just followed his GPS and it took him right to the gate where they told him he couldn't leave.  I think it's outrageous. They placed the entrance gate INSIDE the property. 

It's easy to see someone panic and try to leave, then the goons open fire and kill them. 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:00 | 5941612 NoDebt
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NSA's immediate comment:  "We knew that was going to happen."

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:08 | 5941644 Handful of Dust
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probably just two drunk secret service men out for a joy ride and discharged their weapons by axcident

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:50 | 5941872 DuneCreature
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Or some poor schmuck semi-legal alien that couldn’t read the English ‘Authorized Personal Only’ sign and had panic episode. Remember the mom and kids at the White House barriers?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:08 | 5941652 Max Steel
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He wants NSA to take down Bernanke blog

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:36 | 5942237 BigJim
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 NSA's immediate comment:  "We knew that was going to happen."

If only the resource-starved Warriors Who Keep Us Safe™ were given the tools and legislation they need, We Could Defeat Terror Once and For All™!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:36 | 5942549 wisefool
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Well they might be starved for budget, but after 2016 they are guaranteed to get new leadership from a very tech savvy POTUS. Thank goodness. Hillary is capable of running the secretary of state's  email out of her basement, on her own dime. But she is not even top tier. Lindsay Graham has been able to operate as a senator and J.A.G. without ever having sent an email in his life. For those not in the IT security business, that is the highest level of security possible, and only the greats can disconnect the comms and still accomplish the mission. Prepare yourselves for the POTUS campaigns to win the great cyber war of the 21st century 'Murica!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:01 | 5941613 FoundInTranslation
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Was just a matter of time.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:02 | 5941622 RealityCheque
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Please tell me someone shot Keith Alexander.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:06 | 5941638 Overfed
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You wish. It was probably just the minimum wage guy in the guard shack who took a bullet. Somehow, no one who deserves one ever gets one in cases like these.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:06 | 5941640 Emergency Ward
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Maybe Michael Hayden caught Keith spying on him in intimate situations and blew him away.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:12 | 5941671 1000yrdstare
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Please tell me someone shot Keith Alexander.

 

 

That prick was safe on the Star Trek bridge....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:05 | 5941633 Invinciblehandaxe
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too bad no airliner hit the gate

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:46 | 5942063 Geruda
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Why is that too bad dipshit?  You don't give a fig for the lives of airline passengers or what?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:06 | 5941637 Omega_Man
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The US people are going to overthrow them!! GO USA!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:47 | 5942066 Geruda
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And fat asses like you are going to lead the charge, right?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:39 | 5942249 ParkAveFlasher
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Lighten up, Francis.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:12 | 5941667 Matthew John
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Also...

Former media director for former Missouri gubernatorial candidate Tom Schwiech was found dead overnight. Schweich committed suicide last month.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:23 | 5941734 NotApplicable
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Wow, this story is getting stranger by the minute.

I wonder exactly how much leverage (and what type) it takes to coerce a double suicide?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:07 | 5941923 fleur de lis
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The media director probably knew a lot about Schweich's work so they had to get rid of him, too. 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:41 | 5942256 overmedicatedun...
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if you happen to drive by this NSA building you will see lots of blacked out SUV's - some with blinking cop lights - they let you know to keep on moving by just being there on the highways ..cameras out the waazoo.

it's a big target and not one single terror attack since 911 on our secure buildings- I guess they are just good and block any attack by that evil al cia da types ..goat herders just want to bomb crowds of folks watching a marathon, make any sense to you?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:32 | 5943056 Zymurguy
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yeah, this is getting interesting

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:12 | 5941673 Mike Honcho
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White House: if we could prosecute thought crime, this would have been prevented.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:14 | 5941688 Jonesy
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Where are all the cops?   I routinely see more cruisers handing out tickets at seat belt roadblocks in the midwest.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:15 | 5941692 Fun Facts
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Probably one Soulless Stasi 2.0 peeping thom fucker upset about being spied on by another soulless stasi 2.0 fucker.

How about re instituting the US constitution and trying the whole lot of them for treason...a capitol offense.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:14 | 5941695 ILikeBoats
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My guess, not something to do with NSA behavior, but, a disgruntled former employee or someone with a personal beef about a person who worked there.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:15 | 5941697 Omega_Man
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When Trotsky and Lenin went to Saint Petersburg there were a few deaths too, unfortunate but meh, what you gonna do?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:15 | 5941698 FieldingMellish
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Anyone not buying stawks at the time must be considered a suspect.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:17 | 5941708 Omega_Man
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How come the vehicle rammer never had percision guided weapons such as MOAB? 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:17 | 5941710 Usurious
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Fort Meade??..........thats where I send my stool samples.....too funny

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:26 | 5941753 Berspankme
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I send mine to bernanke

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:48 | 5941860 General Decline
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In the construction industry that's known as a "Rattlesnake". They're usually found inside an empty drywall mud box in the corner of the basement on new construction.. Mexicans? Naw.. They wouldn't do something so third world like that.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:19 | 5941718 Omega_Man
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Just a disgrutled staffer told he cannot watch porn at work any longer...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:26 | 5941750 Berspankme
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Hope bernanke was visiting and someone killed the fucker

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:43 | 5942053 Geruda
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Asshole comment.  If they can kill the bad guys then the good guys (if there are any) aren't safe either.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:38 | 5941809 JRobby
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Just a disgrutled staffer told he cannot watch people's private web cam and phone cam feeds at work any longer...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:19 | 5941719 pizzedoff
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we must stamp out domestic extremism.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:51 | 5942620 lakecity55
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We must stamp out domestic citizens!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:24 | 5941739 LawsofPhysics
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Idiots. The real target is in Bluffdale. 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:25 | 5941747 Falconsixone
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Does that chopper have any rockets?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:27 | 5941755 lakecity55
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Despite all their hi-tek they can still be hit.

Imagine a trained commando stick hitting that place.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:29 | 5941761 brushhog
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Whats interesting is that I recently was told the movie "citizenfour" ( academy award winning film about Edward Snowden) is being censured here in the US. Sure enough I did some searches and its pretty impossible to find that movie anywhere. Amazon, the people who have every movie made, for some reason wont sell it. Same with netflix. Yet i guarantee they will have American Sniper all over the place when it comes out on video...they'll be practically giving it away.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:43 | 5941827 jakesdad
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the nsa (& tsa) have fewer bigger critics than me but this one's not true - hbo's been running it & I have it (& the internet's own boy [aaron swartz docu]) on my dvr now.  that said if I don't post in 24 hrs avenge my death!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:44 | 5941831 JRobby
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It was on G2G for a while. Gone now.

Available on DVD from Netflix

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:29 | 5941997 jakesdad
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& btw I gotta say I was kind of disappointed in it...  definitely worth seeing but don't think it lived up to the hype/benefited from "brokeback mountain" effect - "OMG!!!  we must gush over it b/c its topic is far too important to judge the film itself on merit!"  again, you should still see it but the Aaron Swartz one is much better (if you haven't already seen it)

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:31 | 5941769 CoastalCowboy
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They're hoovering up every damn electronic bit on the planet and cannot even find the needle in the haystack that directly threatens them.

I don't really have a lot of confidence in their ability to protect anything due to trivial information overload. I'm sure some of the NSA folks reading this would agree.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:40 | 5941815 headhunt
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They hoover everything up so when they pick out someone to persecute they have all the shit they need.

It is for control, not protection.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:53 | 5941886 Grumbleduke
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Control, blackmail, frontrunning.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:54 | 5941890 CoastalCowboy
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Yeah, Justice Roberts might know a little bit about that mission.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:20 | 5941967 conscious being
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True, but there's more to the picture. They are modelling the zeitgeist with all their collected bits. For example, the US has been a dead man walking for some time. By building increasingly better data models they can fine tune the boiling pot so the frog doesn't wise up and jump out.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:58 | 5941904 Falconsixone
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Must be time for a bigger budget.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:04 | 5941924 jakesdad
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I don't doubt they have intercepted info that has prevented some n>0 attacks but this does illustrate the long tail problem.  the probability of an attack will always be non-zero and the marginal cost, both in terms of $ AND civil rights, is severely hyperlineal.  simply stated every "9" you tack on to "security" costs ~10x what the previous one did but the 1st digit never becomes a "1" nor the last a "0".  what would be interesting but probably impossible to determine w/any precision would be an information overload laffer curve - where's the relative maximum beyone which more information actually puts you more at risk due to signal:noise ratio?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:11 | 5941944 CoastalCowboy
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Very true, but when you're being financed by funds conjured from thin air costs aren't even an issue especially when you're talking about saving the life of even just one child.

Who cares about the other hundreds of millions of generations of babies unborn who will be serfs as long as one single child's life is saved by infinite spending required to get it all the way to umpteen million sigma.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:51 | 5942081 wisefool
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Both of you figured out neo-Keynesism way to(o) fast. The Bernake is going to be pretty busy on his blog inventing "next level" economics.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:32 | 5941773 FallenOne
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white male 30-45 yrs old mark my words! sum crazy cracker asses out there!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:38 | 5941804 headhunt
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"crazy cracker" loves them some freedoms

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:55 | 5941896 CoastalCowboy
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He's on SSRI drugs too.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:32 | 5941778 hoist the bs flag
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AJ must be shitting himself right now...I should hop on over to Infowhores and watch AJ have a stroke.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:53 | 5942092 hoist the bs flag
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all downvotes will be dismissed as just kneejerk, reactionary comments... induced from drinking alexjonestown Koolaid

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:42 | 5942260 BigJim
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Agreed, but -1 for whining about getting downvotes

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:57 | 5942336 hoist the bs flag
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downvoting for downvoting my downvote comment...downvote away. I am here all day, try the veal. i just downvoted myself too.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:33 | 5941785 thetruthhurts
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Probably the shooting was done by the NSA on some innocent photographers or a family just driving by......

 

Photographyisnotacrime.com

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:42 | 5941801 22winmag
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Helicopters allowed over NSA, but not allowed over Ferguson.

 

That tells me all I need to know.

 

This is right up there with the ambulances parked hundreds of yards away from the Sandy Hook non-shooting.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:45 | 5942584 lakecity55
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Bath House: Is this real, Admiral?

We don't know sir. We have so many FFs going on we have lost count.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:38 | 5941805 Panic Mode
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Moar big brother watching.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:49 | 5941849 VooDoo6Actual
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Funny how all the scenes look the same. News Helicopters allowed @ Ft. Meade BUT not ferguson tells me what I need to glean from this agitprop. How about a Anti-False Flag Bill ?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 10:48 | 5941855 Falconsixone
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Looks like a bunch of guys thinking about spending there next check. Shouldn't they be goose stepping in dresses? 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:10 | 5941938 Geruda
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Many ignorant things are written in this forum and yours can be added to the list.

 

The probablility is that a lot of things we never hear about and never know occur.    Considering the shit poor job the MSM et al do reporting news in the first place, why would you expect you or the public to be particularly well informed on matters pertaining to national security, domestic terrorism etc.?

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:21 | 5941971 Chuck Knoblauch
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You just made Dick Cheney's x-mas card list.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:06 | 5942148 IridiumRebel
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No shit Sherlock. What do you suggest? Imbibe the putresence of the MSM or ask questions and discuss? I think the one who "knows nothing" is you. Enjoy your self declared ignorance.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:28 | 5942212 Geruda
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Don't take it so personal...er...unless the shoe fits that is.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:19 | 5942466 IridiumRebel
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You write about our ignorance to cover for your ignorance which emboldens that ignorance.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:04 | 5942663 stant
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I guess trannies are down today

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:28 | 5941966 Chuck Knoblauch
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The Patriot Act must be renewed!

You can hear it now on CNN & other propaganda outlets.

All going according to plan.

Dick Cheney says buy more stocks and bonds.

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:58 | 5942117 wisefool
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He and his daughter are also pitching their personal National Security Advocacy 501c3 pretty hard. Your tax deductible contributions would allow him to "get out and about explaining the real threats to america from places around the world" (fox news sunday interview)

But if the money is tax free, that means the government would not have money to defend against the threats he goes around the world to "find." This stuff is very hard to understand.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:09 | 5942421 Chuck Knoblauch
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Obozo has set a new standard for overseas vacations.

Cheney feels entitled to his Hawain vacation.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:26 | 5941985 firewolfsblog
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Hands up! Don't shoot!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:51 | 5942082 hoist the bs flag
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PANTS UP! Don't LOOT!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:41 | 5942829 wisefool
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Apparently, they were tranvestites. Skirts up, don't shoot.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:35 | 5942021 eyesofpelosi
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I love the smell of False Flags in the morning.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 11:54 | 5942097 Shitgum Suicide
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So when is Obama going to take credit for thwarting this attack like he did with the underware bomber?

People have also commented on helicopters being allowed over NSA but not Ferguson. Very interesting indeed.

Just as interesting as the clipboard guy standing next to an ebola patient surrounded by medics in hazmat suits.

It sometimes feels like we are the rat stuck in the corner with nowhere to run while the snake decides how and when to strike. But sometimes the rat gets lucky and bites the snakes eye out.

Sharpen those teeth my friends.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:05 | 5942098 NuYawkFrankie
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If that's a Ford Bronco, this might well be O.J. trying to redeem himself....

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 12:51 | 5942307 q99x2
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The government is going to protect the government. Pretty soon its the season again for naked gunmen to be running through the White House.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:50 | 5942611 lakecity55
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These transvestites were NRA members. We suspect all NRA members of being crossdressers fondling their weapons.

Today I am limiting transvestite customers at gun stores!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:23 | 5942478 ConManipulation
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Ha, are we expected to believe that the NSA did not know every single detail about these guys & their plans??  That this was a surprise attack??

 

Were these dudes communicating using only carrier pigeons?  Etch-a-sketches?  Secret Batman Decoder Rings?  Winks and nods and encrypted hand signals, in a deep, dark, underground cave??

 

Come on, NSA...you've gotta try harder than this to fool us!

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:42 | 5942574 lakecity55
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Transvestites Attack!

News at 11.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 13:55 | 5942630 lakecity55
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We are approaching a bloodbath in the US.

Leftist/Fascist pretenders like the crew at the WH often overreach. They see their minions armed and ready. In the isolation of the notorious Beltway, they think all Americans will cower before them.

They send the army out to practice war on Americans.

They are eventually in for a Big Surprise.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:05 | 5942925 falak pema
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"Leftist fascists" is like saying lesbian or homosexual heterosexuals...

You are one or the other. Its a question of values of the soul of your intimate self. 

MLK marched on Selma but was not a KKK who wore a conical hat before the burning cross...That's how absurd your statement is. 

Now if you had said : Leftist commie...I would agree.

Words do have meaning. Ask Ho CHi Minh's ghost, not the current VIetnam boss who is toast ever since the US bought them out... like they did with "ping pong China" until it reverted to "another country" like today...

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:18 | 5942682 no1wonder
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Look at the trails of the cars, the black/green Ford Escape [sic!] was driving away from the HQ, the white police one crashed into it to stop it while/after/before shooting all the round they have at it.

We lost two (?) whistleblowers and a big piece of truth today.

May their names and deeds be remembered no matter they will probably be never known.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBWsy3_UMAEbUkj.jpg

http://rt.com/files/news/3b/e1/90/00/nsa1.jpg

http://rt.com/files/news/3b/e1/90/00/nsa2.jpg

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:39 | 5943086 Luc X. Ifer
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Agree, the most plausible scenario.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:40 | 5943095 Zymurguy
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definitely appears that suv was heading away from HQ.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:37 | 5942802 DuneCreature
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Two kamikazes dressed in drag pulling a frontal assault on NSA headquarters?

The MKUltra bozos at the CeyeA are out doing themselves on the entertainment level.

This is pure false flag flailing theater at its finest!

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/30/us-usa-maryland-fortmeade-idUS...

~ DC

 

 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:40 | 5943099 Luc X. Ifer
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Agree, being so dumb makes it total bat shit crazy

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 19:05 | 5943746 DuneCreature
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Bat crazy shit show for sure.

Dumb? Well that depends on from who’s prespective you’re taking.

Don’t forget all of these alphabet spooktard agencies are constantly jockying for ever larger chunks of a gargantuan black budget. They ARE NOT above salting their ‘unforeseen threat’ field with an constantly widening array crazy potential attackers. (Might be a gaggle of Goth girls on skateboards next.)

I wonder if cross dressing the patsies was in the original operational directive or added at the last minute by some handler in the field to spice up his resume for future ops?

I’ll bet someone is going to catch hell for letting the one surviving assaulter live through the event.

They didn’t count on him playing possum until the EMTs got to him. Now they’ve got themselves a pesky damn show trial to orchestrate.

~ DC

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:58 | 5942912 falak pema
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40000 people at Fort Meade, now thats what I call an army of the shadows! 

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:33 | 5943059 Zymurguy
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That heli-reporter who posted the pics claims now that it was 2 men dressed as women to crashed the gate.  Fawking weeeuuuuhd.

Mon, 03/30/2015 - 15:35 | 5943065 Luc X. Ifer
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Don't bite the sucker bait ... this is insanity, 2 morons attacking probably the best protected place in NA?! Give me a break, if you believe it certainly you don't score far from 90 on IQ ...

Tue, 03/31/2015 - 02:28 | 5944651 onmail
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Revolution starts in America.

Well done, these guys are heroes.

Americans come out, take your vehicles along & barge into the evil stasi regime.

Dont be cowards anymore

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