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Turn Those Machines Back Off!!!
Someone pull the plug stat!!
Turn Those Machines Back Off!!!
My how times have changed....
As we noted earlier...
One more exchange break should push the S&P back to green http://t.co/1FXQPLqcJJ pic.twitter.com/LEmrnXtCx6
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) March 31, 2015
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still don't get it I see, there is no spoon.
You are allowed to exit the market, but first, you must empty your pockets.
Casinos look positively honest in comparison to the "Market".
I'm seeing Lottery players in a whole new light.
{Dealer} "Color coming in!"
{Pit Boss knocks electrical cord to Casino out with his foot}
I actually think Yellen's been sending surrogates like Warsh, etc out lately to get the most stubborn of the insiders to get out of the game before the Fed turns off life support for a while.
When the whole diseased thing breaks, Trinity will say, "I've never seen a carbon based life form person trade that fast," to which they'll reply "I still was stopped out."
Think of lottery as insurance, and you will understand.
Yep, casino's and lotteries use known, definable odds, but then again the Mafia are good, honest crooks....
You mean: "Turn those Wretched damnable machines off!!!" Don't you?
Looks like the PM and VIX selling machines have indeed been switched off...
Yep, that's the problem.
We unplugged some folks.
All looks completely normal and above the table to me!!!
Lmfao!!!
But when the whole fucking thing blows up, 100,000 MBA's, JD's, and CEOs will be screaming and running through the streets and getting on TV and web, proclaiming there was "no way to see this coming" and "no one could have known what was going to happen", so save us, save us!!
"It's sooooo unfair and without us, the system will collapse"!!!!
Treasury Secretary to Congress: "Give me me a literal blank check for the biggest banks or there will be avian flu, Ebola, tanks, zombies, Hep C, flesh eating bacteria & unpaid Goldman Sachs executives' bonuses within a week or so."
The horror, the horror.
First you VXX it, then you fix it...
i wanna fucking take it back! [/e*trade baby]
BAD Algo! BAD! ( whining discernable on CNBC )
Look at the mess you made! ( rubs nose in the pile of free money )
BAD Algo! BAD! ( big sad puppy eyes )
Corrupt manipulated cesspool.
Idiots like Bob Pisina explain to fools that markets breaks (3 times) this shit happens!!! expect this BS to get worse.
Bob Piss-on-ya ?
"Mortimer...!!!"
We've got to get Wilson and tell him to sell. [/randolph]
Just shut everything down and we'll all be rich...rich I tells ya!
12:12 Time of Article Post
12:12 Exact Time of RUT bottom.
Well Done Tylers, I really need to start auto refreshing ZHedge home page for inflection posts more often.
the zh effect(tm)
Could be an early warning paid for service pehaps....then we could get some of the Russian brides off the public pages with the added revenue.
Just a thought....maybe some naked pics of Yeller in their place just to keep us all in a greater state of somewhere between puking and slitting out wrists.
jump:
I want the Russian brides - especially the one with the look back over her shoulder, photoshopped bun-clevage on her perfectly rounded ass, finger tips gently pulling up the hem in front . . .
Know when to say when, jump; don't mess with the sex shots.
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You mean you wouldn't rather see Yellen with a fresh bowl cut rubbing its inner thigh with one hand, an giving you the come here boy signal with the other all the while licking the remanants of a sardine and saltine cracker lunch from her lips????
That would be HOT....especially if there was a little bit of package showing...and unlike the Russian brides, you actually might have a shot with getting that one in the sack or getting some sack at the very least.
Now excuse me, I think some breakfast sausage just came back up and is caught in my crawl.
Damn, dude...try reading that shit with a mouthful of egg salad sandwich...
had to swallow six times.
Third time the charm??
Jane, stop this crazy thing! Help! Jane!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N3gyhgHhe8
Yes, the 3 market break signal is a "within the week" notification to clear your long marks and take off hedges--top of the coaster has been achieved. Should be a fast ride down kids (hands up!).
Awesome!! Reminds of the PBS Nightly Business Report. They must keep candy bowls of anti-depressants in the green room.
the lord and the orthodox?
A few more reboots and we'll get this thing turned around, don't sweat it.
The best part abot reading these stories is the Ameritrade pop-up ads! It's like the self-mutilater being offered a sponsorship by exacto.
The Fed is responsible for this. Mark my word. They are unaudited and can get away with all kinds of crazy market manipulations!
given that the favorite way frbny juice the market is by dumping vxx, i would think the resumption of vxx trading is market negative.
I proclaim....
I'm OUT!
finally gotten out of the retirement savers' hamster wheel. blah, blah, blah (assumes 8% returns)! WTF! That doesn't exist anywhere. Sure, get a nice bump for while until the next bubble bursts--rinse and repeat. $3-4 Trillion of retirement dollars have fed the beast and surely they got theirs.