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America's Most And Least Drugged States

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Almost one quarter of Americans regularly "take drugs to affect their mood and help them relax" according to the latest poll by Gallup; but which states are the most (and least) medicated?

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As Gallup notes, West Virginians are most likely to report near-daily use of drugs or medications that alter their mood or help them relax, followed by residents of Rhode Island. Southern states make up six of the top 10 highest drug use states, while Alaskans, Wyomingites and Californians are least likely to say they use such drugs almost every day.

 

Source: Gallup

Meanwhile, when it comes to illegal drug use, the following chart shows drug busts across the country in the three years from 2009-2012...

...and here's where the weed charges were handed down...

...and here's the distribution of coke and meth charges with Arizona taking the top spot on a per capita basis...

...while Delaware wins for heroin charges...

Here's the 30,000 foot view which shows percentage of illegal drug users on a state-by-state basis:

Source: National Geographic

 

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Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:36 | 5950266 DaddyO
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West "By God" Virginia, the OxyContin capital of the world!

Who would have guessed...

DaddyO

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:00 | 5950356 Buckaroo Banzai
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They don't call it "Hillbilly Heroin" for nothing!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:27 | 5950452 Harbanger
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By prescription.  I think they're tryin to kill off the wiggers.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:09 | 5950785 froze25
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Man New Hampshire and Maine look better and better everyday. Great demographics too.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:23 | 5950817 TheReplacement
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You would be surprised.  Southern NH is now just a suburb of Boston except for the more rural areas. 

Maine... Ever see the movie Deliverance?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:29 | 5950835 chumbawamba
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California is the most populous state in the union.  15.8% of California's population is still more than most other states combined.

Another misleading article with a dataset rendered useless and immaterial by multiplication.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:49 | 5950868 manofthenorth
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Bullshit data for sure. Alaska is full of people who enjoy various altered states of mind but there is VERY little effort by the state to arrest and incarcerate those same individuals. All this data seems to show is what states are happy to profit from enforcing drug prohibition.

Alaska could very well rank #1 for getting high and #50 for getting busted. We fixed the prohibition problem last November, who will be next ?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:04 | 5950903 BLOTTO
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I'm baked.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:02 | 5951026 Four chan
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is hopium included?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:08 | 5951502 Its_the_economy...
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i look forward to your every post....and it has nothing to do w what you have to say.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:41 | 5951527 GetZeeGold
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I'm so freakin wasted!

 

Let's all go to Tacobell...

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 12:22 | 5952465 Bunghole
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Ohio.  Round on each end and high in the middle.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:40 | 5950976 Atomizer
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Aurora borealis and long sunlight days can peak drug use in Alaska. 

Honestly, don't know. I enjoy the 747 jumping through the jet stream over Anchorage. Thrill ride. Better than drugs. 

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 04:41 | 5951466 winchester
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the most drug i've experienced so far is called mh370.

 

when i took it i just saw a fucking planed totally disapear i do not remember where the fuck i put it, this is insane quality drug.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:23 | 5950819 General Decline
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I don't do cocaine. I just love the way it smells

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:58 | 5950891 Absinthe Minded
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Why thank you, now stay the fuck out unless you plan to work for a living.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:07 | 5950906 Atomizer
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Drug dealers cannot work the streets when it's -11 degrees fahrenheit. Fucking climate change ruins job creation. 

/sarc

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:40 | 5951229 drstrangelove73
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40 below keeps out the riff-raff

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 03:31 | 5951431 zhandax
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Just look at Chicago.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:06 | 5950565 OldPhart
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California?!!  WTF?  48th place?

My area is the meth manufacturing capital of the world...dry climate lends itself to use of those explosive compounds.

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:34 | 5950652 Hulk
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Manufacturing is a different chart set...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:44 | 5950695 BobPaulson
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Also, arrests are only loosely correlated to use and more correlated to laws and police state methods. There could also be a denial factor in there.

They didn't mention the most destructive drugs nicotine and alcohol which work through cancer and automobile accidents to do deal the most mayhem by far. 

Get the problems in the open and deal with them with education and sensible practise. Don't put more money in the hands of drug cartel/DEA crooks.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:01 | 5950754 Occams_Chainsaw
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With the advent of vaping nicotine is no worse than coffee.  The nic in cigs is hardly dangerious....it's the other 7000 chemicals that kill you.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:04 | 5950770 piratepiet
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+1 for your nick

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:16 | 5951281 Oh regional Indian
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What is smoking clean tobacco was actually GOOD FOR YOU?

hmmmm....

https://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/10/03/and-tips/

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 03:44 | 5951439 zhandax
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"They didn't mention the most destructive drugs nicotine and alcohol"

No dumbass, the most destructive drugs are the chemicals the food conglomerates put in the shit you buy at the supermarket.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 09:39 | 5951870 FrankDrakman
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I don't smoke cigarettes (2-3 cigars a year, tops), but I think nicotine gets a bad rap. "Niacin", AKA Vitamin B-1 used to be called 'nicotinic acid' until nicotine became a dirty word. Other B-complex vitamins are also based on nicotine. Finally, there's is some preliminary evidence that another nicotine relative, nicotinamide riboside, may be able to slow down age-related degeneration of muscles, skin, etc. 

I agree it's the other stuff in smoke that causes most of the health problems. I have friends who vape, and one told me that he no longer gets up in the morning having to hack out half his lung before his day starts.

Of course, the "Liberals" in Ontario want to ban or limit e-cigs the way they do tobacco, once they've put the finishing touches on their new 'sex ed' (read: "grooming") curriculum, which teaches kids who haven't even reached puberty the mechanics of sodomy and fellatio. To our dyke Premier (former Minister of Education) and her hand-picked assistant, former Deputy Minister of Education Bernard Levin, this is just 'natural'. Levin was convicted last month of multiple counts related to child sexual abuse, including counseling a police officer (pretending to be a woman online) how to set up her 12-year old daughter to have sex with mom's boyfriend. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:31 | 5950838 chumbawamba
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See my post above.

15.8% of California's population = a shitload of people.

-Chumblez.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:22 | 5950932 Atomizer
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Is this why the water shortage is occurring in Kalifornia meth manufacturing consumption?

http://www.justice.gov/archive/ndic/pubs7/7341/index.htm

Cats using kitty litter will need to swipe their paws to go potty. TSA agents who smell kitty litterbox odor in travel pet carriers will be detained from traveling for 24 hours. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:58 | 5951019 GeezerGeek
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I viewed that web page. There's a section showing the needed equipment. I have everything but cheesecloth. Am I making meth when I'm unconscious?

And why are there suddenly flashing lights outside? Damn those key loggers!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:51 | 5950722 A Nanny Moose
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You in SLO county? One of the most highly medicated counties in the Soviet States of Amerika.

Anecdotally, every single person I know who lives there, is on something.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:03 | 5950765 OldPhart
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Sand Berdoo...the desert

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:24 | 5950938 Buckaroo Banzai
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"Breaking Bad" was originally set in San Berdoo, but it cost too much to film there so they moved to Albuquerque.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:25 | 5950939 Atomizer
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Our California water crisis revealed. 

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:07 | 5951258 A Nanny Moose
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Ah....Fontucky. Nice!!!

Spent more time there than I care to admit....and not for ASSCAR.

Fri, 04/03/2015 - 00:58 | 5954702 STP
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Believe it or not, I raced cross country mountain bike in those rocky hills, just a couple miles south of Cherry Ave! We called Fontucky too.  Between the truck stops, the interstate and the freight trains, it was a die-hard diesel kingdom!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:59 | 5951257 LosOsos
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Really? Damn, I'm born and raised here and hadn't heard that one before. Is that ancedotal evidence or is there a study out there? Also, when you say medicated are you talking purely prescription or any narcotic?

Pain pills and heroine defintiely hit here hard, and with Cal Poly drawing a large number of kids from the cities I've noticed more and more people on antidepressants/anxiety.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:04 | 5950376 Tall Tom
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So Arizona is toothless as Methamphetamine rots teeth.

 

Do you know why it is impossible for a Meth Addict to lie through their teeth?

 

They have lost them all.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:43 | 5950497 Tall Tom
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So at least one must be a Meth head, eh?

 

LMAO

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:03 | 5951029 chunga
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A more interesting study of drug abuse stats would break it down by gov agencies, departments, for example:

congress, DEA, BATF, cops, FBI, CIA, SEC, FINRA, OCC, etc. oh but wouldn't you know I believe most of these outfits are exempt from drug testing.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:46 | 5951529 GetZeeGold
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The DEA will pull you to the side of the curb and take your cash.....but if you're really cool about it.....they'll give you some drugs.

 

Here.....we took this from somebody else.....party on Garth!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:51 | 5951534 overmedicatedun...
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true story: in nam we had a guy who's dad was the head of the DEA for the south west USA..he always said his dad took bribes from the drug cartels and worked for them..today some of us think it was the CIA drug biz that his dad was working for. anyway we have spent trillions on law enforcement for the war on drugs and all we get is more illegal drugs..kinda adds up, NO?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:13 | 5950405 bmr22
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Yup we live just a few miles from WVA in SWVA and we are right there with them Opioids, Xanax & Suboxone for all, ye haw

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:30 | 5950460 DeusHedge
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would you happen to be referring to all that coercion and white collardness that obviously doesn't affect the state of West Virginia? Ask chuckles up at the white house. Plenty more where that came from.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:33 | 5950472 DeusHedge
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i'm obviously a stoner, i read zh too much for that not to be the case.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 03:22 | 5951421 Kassandra
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Oregon, my Oregon...la la la la la!!!!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:02 | 5951151 Money Boo Boo
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The CIA loves drug users, they fund all their dirty shit they pull all over the world for their oligarch masters

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 09:00 | 5951754 JRev
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John Denver's probably real glad he got to "leavin' on a jet plane" when he did, 'cause the only West Virginians who see their State as heaven today are the ones doped up on modern SOMA. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:36 | 5950270 Hohum
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Isn't domestic violence more of Alaska's thing?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:08 | 5950575 813kml
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Good thing booze isn't a drug or Alaska might have a problem.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:19 | 5950608 Condition 1SQ
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Yes, how convenient that they left off two of the most lethal drugs available in the US: alcohol and nicotine.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 09:05 | 5951765 JRev
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You get a down-vote for perpetuating the ignorance that is the "lethality of nicotine."

Nicotine is a mild fucking stimulant. Alone, it is completely non-carcinogenic and about as benign as caffeine. Combusted plant matter that contains nicotine, now that's a different story, but the "science" behind nicotine alone being cancerous is about as sound as the "science" behind CO2-based Anthropogenic Global Warming, which is to say, not sound at all.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 09:43 | 5951887 FrankDrakman
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See my comment above re: nicotine. 

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 11:58 | 5952355 JRev
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Great post. I didn't know the bit about B-vitamin complexes originally being called "nicotinic acid," but you're spot-on about nicotine getting a bad rap. Big Tobacco, like Big Pharma, has utterly destroyed a plant compound that, for all intents and purposes, has as many medicinal benefits as it does deficits. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:09 | 5951042 Brutus_Beefcake
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Alaska is the drunkest and stoniest state but takes the least narcotics.  Probably a good thing Alaska does not share border with Mexico otherwise it would be the drugiest.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 01:47 | 5951369 you enjoy myself
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on that note, there's no way UT is more drugged up than NJ.  this poll doesn't account for regional perceptions.  in UT, caffeine is largely considered a mood altering drug.  in NJ, ritalin isn't.  

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:37 | 5950275 Chupacabra-322
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We drugged some white folks.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:05 | 5950379 Thirtyseven
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Yeah, WTF happened to Rhode Island?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:36 | 5950647 kareninca
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I was wondering about RI.  Why is it so different from CT for legal/prescription drugs?  I can see why RI is worse for illegal drugs; there are some bizarre towns there like Central Falls that seem to be drug-corrupt in a way that CT couldn't match (CT just does regular corrupt).

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:37 | 5950276 ParkAveFlasher
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NJ looks low.  I'd revisit the sampling methodology there. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:42 | 5950305 RobD
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No way California is that low, totally bogus.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:47 | 5950320 TheEndIsNear
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Californian's know better than to answer truthfully.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:55 | 5950341 MarkD
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Or they have attorneys so charges are dropped. West Virginians not so fortunate.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 07:47 | 5951594 GetZeeGold
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Governor Moonbeam Jerry's office alone.....just sayin.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:13 | 5950406 forwardho
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O/T however...

A local L.E.O. knocked on my door to ask if I knew my flag was upside down.

I told him it was a universal distress signal.

He chuckled and said I didn't know the half of it.

I laughed, and didn't correct him.

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:55 | 5950532 Tall Tom
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When living in Arizona I turned my License Plate on my car upside down.

 

I drove around for a few MONTHS.

 

Cops would get on my six, pull up, then back off. I was intentionally baiting them to pull ne over.

 

Finally, a cop who had some balls, did not pull me over but drove up along side of my car.

 

He asked me, "Is there any reason that your license plate is upside down"?

 

I laughed and asked, "It is?"

 

He snarled and said, "I'd suggest that you change that. That is improper display of a Licence Plate."

 

Now I believe that it was Freedom of Speech.

 

But since he was cool about it, on that hot summer day, I did not fuck with him.

 

Perhaps I will do that here in California and go to jail when wrote a fix it ticket.

 

I can use an army after all.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:00 | 5950750 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Californian's know better than to answer truthfully."

Maybe some of the people questioned did not "entender la pregunta" (understand the question).

"De qué estás hablando?"

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:44 | 5951307 Cornfedbloodstool
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Nevada way too low, must be all the Mormons.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:59 | 5950353 cossack55
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They don't have enough water to wash down the pills.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:53 | 5950338 chunga
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The war on drug crowd told us everybody in Colorado would be wasted because legal pot stores, but according to this, it's not true.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:33 | 5950473 Harbanger
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We've got a "study" to fit any narrative.  I don't care what you read, the earth is cooling, bitchez.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:29 | 5950836 TheReplacement
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Of course it is cooling.  It has been since pretty much day one and will continue to do so until either the sun goes nova or the core seizes up like Mars.  Then we'll lose a lot of gravity and atmosphere and things will really go south.

 

Oh you mean the atmosphere?  That is called weather.  It happens sometimes.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:40 | 5950856 Five8Charlie
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Holy Shit! We're losing gravity??

 

There's got to be a boatload of government money researching THAT...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:54 | 5950878 Big Corked Boots
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This losing gravity thing is the best news I've heard all year.

Now I won't have to go on that diet my doctor keeps nagging me about.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:57 | 5950346 lunaticfringe
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Soon as I saw California's numbers I knew this piece was bullshit. On another note, if 25% of Americans report mood altering drug use- and another 25%-50% are prob good for alcohol use- now we know why the country doesn't know WTF is going on.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:54 | 5950877 MsCreant
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And some do both or more.

Add in the shit in your food if you eat the processed stuff...

Add in the pesticides that are in your fresh fruit and veggies too...

Add in the fluoride in your water which even the government is forced to admit makes you lose IQ points...

Add in the effects of various plastics off gassing...

Yeah, we on this website are geniuses. We can see everything going on even with all the shit they are throwing at us. Image the super genius power we would unleash if you got us all fresh food, clean water, clear air...

We're fucked.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:37 | 5950965 bid the soldier...
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That's the spirit!!!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:47 | 5951311 Cornfedbloodstool
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Thats why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 01:14 | 5951337 Urban Redneck
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One of the things that I noticed almost everywhere I went in the USSA recently was the color of the scrambled eggs - it was not natural... 

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:01 | 5951493 Refuse-Resist
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does FB, TV, and smart phones count as drugs, cuz if they do then the useage rate is about 90% every where I go, and parents have no problem starting their tiny children on it, because.... wait for it...

 

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:38 | 5950280 Lost My Shorts
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Not me; I never take drugs to affect my mood.  Though I need to relax maybe.  I nearly killed a barista today who was slow to deliver my latte.  Think I'll go grab a beer.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:05 | 5950561 Dapper Dan
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Nothing sobers me up like a good coff of cuppy

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:38 | 5950282 pashley1411
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Beating up on your partner is definately "ole time" therapy.

Hard to believe Colorado doesn't rate higher.    You have lines outside the medical marijuana clinics at opening time each day.    

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:56 | 5950344 First There Is ...
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I live in Denver and never see lines outside recreational or medical marijuana clinics. Most times there are 2-3 people in a clinic at one time buying 1/8s & 1/4s.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:02 | 5950757 Chad_the_short_...
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Huh? Colorado should be dead LAST because weed isn't illegal there anymore. Everyone in the world smokes weed!!!!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:40 | 5950291 Budnacho
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Only 16% or so in Illinois?....Going to have to up my game....

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:00 | 5950360 cossack55
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The rest are too busy dodging bullets.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:41 | 5950294 DIgnified
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Hmmmm.   I totally but WV.  What I don't buy is California.  California should be up in the list.   Problem we have here is that it's all about image and people lie.  Maybe it's just me.  If someone called me and asked if I use drugs and how often, I would never admit to anything.   Never know who's on the other end or who is listening. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:33 | 5950846 TheReplacement
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Take for granted that the NSA is listening and so by extension are the intel agencies of England, Germany, and Israel.  The more your data is shared the better chance that Russia and China can see/hear it also since some of our allies aren't too quick on the uptake when it comes to information security.

Isn't that right Herr Merkel?  Yes, I said Herr.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:43 | 5950307 henry chucho
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15% of Californian's are taking "mood altering" drugs,to cope with the 85% of Californian's that are taking anti-psychotic drugs..

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:46 | 5950317 cigarEngineer
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The reason the rate in California is so low is beacuse they asked the question only in English.

No comprende, senor.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:54 | 5950528 knukles
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The other half, the English speakers, of them half again answered the question: "Huh?"

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:11 | 5950584 Ms. Erable
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They called me for this survey. I said, 'Dude... whuuuut?".

I think they counted my answer as 'no'.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:59 | 5950744 A Nanny Moose
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Surf's up Mr. Spicoli

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:43 | 5950691 Steel Magnolia
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Could get real interesting in California, wait until those fucked up weirdo's don't have any water to wash it all down.. Yeah, good times...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:48 | 5950325 PirateOfBaltimore
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Surprised Maryland isn't up there on the list.

 

I know I need to do drugs almost daily to continue living here.  I guess the rest really drink the Kool-aid.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:50 | 5950330 Roanman
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With regards to Alaska, either they don't know that alchohol is a drug, or they are lying through their teeth ..... possibly both.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:01 | 5950362 forwardho
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Statistically speaking, by their own evidence, 20% of the folks running this study are taking drugs.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:04 | 5950374 Shed Boy
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Also with regard to Alaska...guess Matanooska Thunderfuck doesn't count either. But at least it's legal now.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:51 | 5950332 SirBarksAlot
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Sorry but I'm going to have to call bullshit on this bullshit.

I lived in LA for awhile and you could smell crack burning as you drove through the city.  Anywhere in the city.  Beverly Hills, Skid Row, Hollywood.  Just like you smell manure in the Spring in the farming areas, you smell crack in LA.  And that's just crack.  Imagine the laundry list of non-burning libations that are enjoyed there.  Parents enjoy getting fucked-up with their kids in LA.  I can't speak for the rest of California, but judging from its winery fame, it ain't much better.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:53 | 5950337 Dragon HAwk
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yup california in next to last  data is worthless. for shure

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:23 | 5950640 813kml
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Be grateful you don't live in the Metro DC area, the stench of jenkem is overwhelming wherever you go.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:27 | 5950830 Sanity Bear
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When I was in DC, all I could smell were homeless people (everywhere, wall-to-wall) and corruption.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:26 | 5950944 bid the soldier...
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Is jenkem a new spokesperson for the State Department?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:54 | 5951317 Cornfedbloodstool
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Sniffing fermented shit to get high. People will do anything to get high. Especially if there starving.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:03 | 5951495 Refuse-Resist
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When I was growing up in Lakeside CA, it was common to smell meth cooking as you drove around.  El Cajon, Lemon Grove, Santee, National City, and other places.

 

It was everywhere and its use was common -- although at that time most people snorted it.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:54 | 5950340 Consuelo
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You would be absolutely amazed at the percentage of people taking psychotropics...   You know, the kind that make you want to co-pilot a plane full of people into a mountain side - calmly...

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:04 | 5951498 Refuse-Resist
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But don't you dare attempt to grow a deadly weapon of mass destruction called murderjuana because the children.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:01 | 5950342 Frank N. Beans
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Moonshine is a drug in WV.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:57 | 5950349 forwardho
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This is actually good news.

People who are drugged are far more likely to believe BLS statistics, and the repeated mantra of a recovery.

If enough people believe in the fantacy, the collective illusion can continue.

On the flip side, 20% of population are going to be awful cranky should the illusion collapse.

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:14 | 5950409 Winston Churchill
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Just wait to see how cranky they get when they can't fill their 'scripts.

The walking dead would have real competition.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:20 | 5950430 forwardho
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Yeah, 30 days out will be real ugly.

But for today, a nice swell is rolling in and the surf is up.

I always leave the doom at the shoreline.

;)))

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:14 | 5950412 crisrose
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They should have also asked their debt to income ratio. More likely they're loaded with debt, overweight and exist in a house stuffed to the rafters with crap.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:05 | 5951500 Refuse-Resist
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And people who can NEVER stop looking at their smartphones, computers, and TVs. They just can't be bothered to notice or beleive anything that doesn't come from one of these 'trusted' sources.

 

The zombies, they're everywhere I don't want to be.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:59 | 5950352 Consuelo
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1 outta 5 in Kali is on a mood-altering bender on any given day of the week...   But they're 'prescription medications', not those nasty marijuana, meth and coke 'drugs' that makes one fly planes into mountain sides while calmly eating a ham sandwich...

 

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:04 | 5950371 cossack55
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Is it true that in Califas they give you a drug prescription and a CNBC subscription?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:57 | 5950539 knukles
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Troof:  Y'all needs more drugs to watch CNBS than sit through an entire Grateful Dead concert.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:02 | 5950366 ebworthen
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Utah is the antidepressant and cosmetic surgery leader of the nation.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:02 | 5950367 juicy_bananas
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Wow skewed much?  Of course smaller populations would yield a larger "average". This is almost as bad as the electoral college.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:13 | 5950797 Jadr
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That isn't how statistics work.... Assuming each state had the same sample size and it was adequately large enough to minimize variance then your comment is completely false. As with all statistics generated through surveys, there will be "noise" and the number provided has a certain confidence interval regarding the range of the true number. However, your comment that merely because a state has a smaller population than other states will mean there is a higher average is completely off base.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:10 | 5950397 crisrose
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Thanks in part to the greedy sociopaths in white coats and ignorant patients who treat them like gods.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:16 | 5950408 CunnyFunt
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Those maps tell one not to travel on I-80 through Nebraska and Iowa with a year-old roach in the ashtray.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:28 | 5950454 spinone
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Any map that doesn't express human activities on a per capita basis is just a population density map.  The last map is the only one that matters. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:46 | 5950508 nmewn
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Gallup: "Do you still beat your wife?"

West Virginian: Wut? No, I mean wut? New Yorker: Fuck you bitch!

Gallup: "How bout drugs, do you use drugs?"

West Virginian: Well yeah, Ambien to sleep and coffee to wake up. New Yorker: Bitch, get the fuck out my face!

Another Gallup Poll done incredibly wrong, look at the drug bust chart and tell me about New York, Chicago, Cleveland, Bawhstun, LA, Baltimore etc...hell I'll give ya the cess pool of Atlanta ;-)

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:05 | 5950559 apes hit
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West Virginia could be the most medicated.....or.....

it may be that West Virginians are just the most honest.....   ; )

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:06 | 5950562 brushhog
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Counting pot users in with meth and heroin pretty much makes the whole thing invalid. Its like counting coffee drinkers and crack users as the same thing.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:21 | 5950814 Bear
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That's certainly worth repeating

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:27 | 5950831 spinone
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That certainly bears repeating.

 

There, fixed it for you.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:26 | 5951294 Al Tinfoil
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What do bears have to do with it?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:06 | 5950563 brushhog
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Counting pot users in with meth and heroin pretty much makes the whole thing invalid. Its like counting coffee drinkers and crack users as the same thing.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 02:01 | 5951384 PoliticalRefuge...
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Someone else just said the same thing!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:04 | 5950767 Chad_the_short_...
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Florida should be number 1

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:04 | 5950768 Hyjinx
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All I conclude from this chart is that people in West Virginia are far more honest than those in Commiefornia.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:11 | 5950790 The Old Man
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No info on the drugs Alcohol and Tobacco. Because they already tax it!

Prohibition failed a long time ago.

Other kinds of Prohibition will totally fail eventually.

Because they NEED the money!

CHEERS!!! 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:20 | 5950810 Bear
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I'll drink to a drug-free Cali

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:20 | 5950812 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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What's in West Virginia that makes it stand out for drug use?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:52 | 5950998 Clowns on Acid
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West Virginians...,.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:25 | 5950826 Sanity Bear
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Doing my part to help my state overtake WV.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:27 | 5950832 bankonthebust
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So roughly 70% of each state lied on the survey.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:40 | 5950855 Bighorn_100b
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3 days of pain pills is enough for me. Then I switch to IPA beer.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:06 | 5950905 _SILENCER
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I guess they don't consider Hot Pockets and Chips Ahoy drugs.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:43 | 5950982 bid the soldier...
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Hot pockets is actually chemotherapy for brain tumors.

 

I didn't read the article.  Did they include 'shrooms and LSD? 

If they didn't that could be where the missing dark matter of California is hiding.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:16 | 5951052 Atomizer
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Thermosphere is collapsing. They think it's related to CO2. The sun hasn't produced enough CME's during solar minimum. 

http://www.thelongview.com.au/documents/NEW-CLIMATE-CYCLE-2010-TO-2028-K...

Jackasses walking the plantation with head's lodged up their anus. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:22 | 5951061 the grateful un...
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i went for my medicare physical (state mandated i believe) and the md says my bp is too high, and i said its only a few points different than it was in h.s. its been 130 something forever. thats too high he says, and so now i have to work on it, which what do you think? can an entire country get its bp down to 128 without massive medications which sedate you? i have one of those bp machines and if i really work at it, deep breathing, relaxation techniques i can bring my bp down to state mandated levels, but who the hell lives that way? if there is no blood getting to your brain you will probably vote for whoever they tell you to vote for. if you took the average bp of a ZH reader it would be ten points higher at least than your average joe. life in these united states with all the thievery and corruption is one non stop fucking hassle. so just sit back and meditate, obama has your back, and your bp meds.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:08 | 5951504 Refuse-Resist
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Good post. What kind of stupid piece of shit would downvote this and not leave a comment?

 

Either a medmonopoly employee or perhaps a drug company employee?  Registered dietician telling us to heat high carb low fat.

 

They're all full of shit.  Keep up the good work.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 10:56 | 5952114 the grateful un...
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sidelight to the blood pressure conspiracy, i had my bp taken with their best machine, and the red lights went off, so i went into the room where they have the less modern machine, and my bp was still over 140. then the doctor got his old squeeze ball hand held device and checked my bp, and it was my usual rate of about 135. and he accepts that number, so much as to say we dont necessarily trust these bp machines. so i agreed to cut down on the salty snacks, i already exercise. the showdown is coming next visit i am sure, i'll keep you posted. that number 128 is the national benchmark in the book from my supplemental company. hasnt been that low since i was zygote

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 11:05 | 5952156 Shitgum Suicide
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George Washington that's who. Comment on his half truths propaganda bs and he down votes you. His only reply is Umm, or soldier #1 with another link to his bullshit blog. But I made a promise and so I carry on.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:59 | 5951147 Chad_the_short_...
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All I get from this is that west virgia is the dumbest state because they get caught more than the rest of everyone. There's no fucking way in hell west virgina has a higher average of drug users than florida, cali, missouri, michigan, texas, new mexico, arizona. It must be that moonshine that makes them more reckless which leads to more arrests.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:18 | 5951510 bunnyswanson
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Consequence of coal mines shutting down - idle people.  Other than WV University and medical community, jobs are hard to find.  Packing up and moving to a new job is not easy for these people as their families are all in one place.  It's a long day when you do not have a job.  When I lived there in 1977 to 1984, at least in Fairmont, Morganton, Parkersburg, and surrounding rural areas, everyone was fine because money was flowing through Main Street from the coal miners who made a good living.  Everyone worked in the mines in some capacity.  They quit school to work in the mines.  Bad management.  If this is what having "leadership" does, I can only wonder what life would be like withotu politicians.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:32 | 5951521 overmedicatedun...
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bunny, if we have learned one thing , I think we can agree: politicians think very little about american's having jobs, having power over job less derelicts only creates opportunity for more laws.,.bullish for DC.

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