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Not an April Fool?

 

 

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Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:34 | 5950655 tarpuranus
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Abort is more like it

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:36 | 5950665 OldPhart
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"CTRL"

Semi-Lady Fascist.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:39 | 5950677 philipat
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Ctrl.Alt.Del.................

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:43 | 5950692 kaiserhoff
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Time for Hillbilly to "punch out."

  (fighter pilot's eject button, use with caution, spine contracts by one full inch, ouch...)

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:01 | 5950716 Looney
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BillHilly has two vaginas and two balls. ;-)

Looney

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:10 | 5950789 TruxtonSpangler
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ALT-F4

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:33 | 5950847 1000 splendid suns
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The Clinton timeline
http://prorev.com/connex.htm

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:29 | 5950951 Buckaroo Banzai
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"Arkancide" kills emails too-- it's not just for people anymore!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 08:26 | 5951653 Arnold
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Mrs Clinton does not know when to quit.

Most of us would have enough sense to stay down when hit that hard.

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=reset+button+picture&biw=1274&bih=664&tb...

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:31 | 5951299 Real Estate Geek
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So if/when she bails out, does she get to keep all of the campaign cash that she raised? 

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 01:55 | 5951378 MsCreant
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She was so broke when she left the White House with Bill. It's only fair.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:40 | 5950680 kaiserhoff
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I already feel Lewinskied.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 03:42 | 5951440 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Why is it that every time I see that woman's face I can't help thinking, "Those are the lips that serviced the Presidental cock."

And so now apparently she's going on "The View". I guess better her than The Angry Misandrist, Rosie O'Rubble.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:48 | 5950867 Stroke
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The Red, and Blue tems are both fascist

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:20 | 5950811 Sanity Bear
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also "retry" and "fail"

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:23 | 5950815 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Delete"?

I was think along the lines of the Daleks mantra: "EXTERMINATE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxD-5z_xHBU

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:36 | 5950658 asiafinancenews
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I'm ready for oligarchy!!!

/ sarc

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:25 | 5950820 Kirk2NCC1701
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You must mean "Cli(n)tocracy".

Hillary: "I did NOT have sex with that woman!"

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:36 | 5950662 ebworthen
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Ooof!  Looks like the Clinton machine may have broken down.

Guess Wall Street might want Jeb Bush in this time; perpetuate the delusion.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:47 | 5950711 logicalman
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It will never happen, but if everyone stayed home and played with themselves on election day, it would change America more than voting ever will.

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:50 | 5950717 atomp
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Spank the Monkey for Change!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:02 | 5950896 logicalman
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Now THAT's what you call a bumper sticker!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:08 | 5951169 Money Boo Boo
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Clitlary for President

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:53 | 5950729 ebworthen
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You never know...Jeb...or some other Republicrat; get the Demicans all enraged for four years thinking that if only they can get their guy/gal elected it will turn everything around - forgetting that 8 years of Obama changed nothing.

Teeter-totter, slish-slosh.  Politics is the distraction.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:16 | 5950923 GeezerGeek
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"Eight years of Obama changed nothing"? Look at how so much has changed - for the worse, too - in six years. If you'd said eight years of Obama fixed nothing, I'd agree, but he's implemented changes and he's done great damage. (Not that McCain and Romney would necessarily have been any better.)

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:57 | 5951013 847328_3527
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Unless the Repugnicans can find a candidate who does not vow war for 100 years, almost any Dem will win I suspect. Esp when you consider the Dems have pocketed both ends of the FSA----100 million FSA entitilement peeples at one end, and Wall Street banker FSA supporting them at the other end. There's only the 3 people in the Middle Class private sector left to vote against them.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:05 | 5951032 Anunnaki
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Are blacks and Hispanics gonna stand for 8 hours in the rain to vote for some bloated white granny?

Doubtful. Her only chance was 2008 She will win the coasts and Illinois and Maryland

Midwest, mountain States and south are gone from the Dems after 8 years of Superfly

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 03:46 | 5951443 ebworthen
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And a Rebloodlican would have done different? 

C'mon...you're smoking the politics hookah with the caterpillar.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:21 | 5950813 didthatreallyhappen
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plus we would all be smiling!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:49 | 5950869 TheReplacement
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That is why we have early voting and absentee ballots :)

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:38 | 5950666 no more banksters
Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:38 | 5950674 venturen
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Cold War over....we have Hot Wars now...and with stupid Obama...they are getting hotter!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:51 | 5950871 TheReplacement
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Who here thinks that the POTUS has any control over the CIA?

Who here thinks that the CIA has any control over the POTUS?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:44 | 5950697 The man with po...
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The cold war never ended. Russia was pillaged and plundered in the 90s and of course the nukes are still pointing at Russia, the airbases surrounding the West of Russia remain, the missile shield...

You get the picture.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:36 | 5950667 Seasmoke
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April's Fool Day is very very hard in 2015

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:45 | 5950699 logicalman
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The world has become so fucking batshit crazy it's hard to spot an April fools joke, even when looking for 'em.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:37 | 5950671 venturen
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Who said "I am not a crook"!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:43 | 5950693 logicalman
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When questioned?

Most crooks!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:18 | 5951183 TeethVillage88s
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Heard a video recently that Nixon was trying to set up a dictatorship as exposed in Watergate Scandal

Not sure if this is Deductive, Inferential, or what kind of logic.

- Many Presidents probably want secret police or secret forces to carry out their secret plans to keep power
- Moral Hazard Exists in the case where power, status, wealth, or Control exists

- Money Corrupts, Human Emotions will always strive to hold power, gain money & power, use fraud, and be Envious of others/want to deprive others of position/power/employment/status

We need to end Gift Giving & Money in Politics... but also in Justices Training, Universities, Drug Testing, Scientific Studies, Health Care, and Politicians.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:58 | 5950743 gladih8r
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  "Who said "I am not a crook"!"  Asked H. Clinton rhetorically. 


Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:46 | 5950707 will ling
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what a waste of time and content while WWIII discussion has devolved to a whimper here on ZH.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:48 | 5950714 Bobportlandor
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sen. Hillary Clinton finally has admitted she was not named for the famous conqueror of Mount Everest, Sir Edmund Hillary.

http://www.wnd.com/2006/10/38409/

 

Why is this lying sack of shit anywhere near WDC?

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:11 | 5950793 Hohum
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Because it's a prerequisite.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:50 | 5950718 nmewn
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What is it with this lady and buttons?

She can easily push reset buttons, delete buttons, everyones button...lol...but she can't push simple phone buttons when her "good friend Chris" is under attack with RPG's, mortars & AK's?

Why, its almost like, she preferred him to die.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:58 | 5951016 Anunnaki
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We came. We saw. (Stevens) died.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:50 | 5951119 TeethVillage88s
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Maybe Both Chris Stevens and Cat Stevens Died.

- Was it 1980 where we lost the USA to a CIA Vice President?

- 1913, Federal Reserve act

- WW I & the Intelligence Operation of Propaganda
- WW II & the Intelligence Operation of Propaganda
- Vietnam War & the Intelligence Operation of Propaganda
- Panama War & the Intelligence Operation of Propaganda
- Kosovo War & the Intelligence Operation of Propaganda
- Persian Gulf War & the Intelligence Operation of Propaganda
- Iraqi War & the Intelligence Operation of Propaganda

- 1959 Iranian Coup

- 1947 National Security Act

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:52 | 5950726 Miss Expectations
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Peregruzka

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:43 | 5951105 TeethVillage88s
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Mrs. Clinton, Tear Down This Wall!!

Openness. Transparency. Perestroika. Glasnost.

Doctor Clinton Heal Thy Self!!!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:57 | 5950741 Quantum Nucleonics
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She deleted it, but did she slag the drive?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 02:03 | 5951385 MsCreant
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You know, I bet Bill would love it if she never became pezinint. If she just flushed it all away in a tsunami of arrogance, he would probably get a lil' kick out of that... 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:08 | 5950783 Gold Dog
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Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife for President

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:25 | 5950825 kaiserhoff
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nice.

   How about "Remember the Monica!"

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:30 | 5951078 TeethVillage88s
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Female Victims Unite!!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:54 | 5950876 juicy_bananas
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She's got style, she's got grace, she'll take a cumshot to the face - oh she's a lady!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:44 | 5950985 Anunnaki
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Close, but no "cigar"

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:36 | 5950848 bbq on whitehou...
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The Dems have thrown Hillary under the bus, she will never be president. That ship sailed with Obama. But there are other Dems out there that do have a chance. But its not going to be a Clinton.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:54 | 5951004 Anunnaki
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Who they got as a fall back?

Biden? Get real
Lie-awatha is a sugar high. She only works as the anti Hillary.
Rahmbo? He can barely get by a wetback with a gang banger son
Melendez? Pity about the underage Dominican weakness
Pelousy? Cyclops Reid?

That party is so decrepit they have no choice but to go down in flames with the Hill-denburg

Oh the humanity!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 08:42 | 5951695 Arnold
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Maybe some Community Organizer from the Chicago bullpen.

La Raza will have some good suggestions and campaign infrastructure is in place.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:40 | 5950857 stant
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Ass launched before she even gets in, they know what's coming.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:56 | 5950886 are we there yet
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I literally do not know anyone who likes Hillary or Obama. I live in Texas, are we that different here? The corrupt Hewey Long once said that he did not care who won an election so long as he controlled who was nominated to run.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:24 | 5951067 TeethVillage88s
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There were two Huey Longs, so I have to refresh my memory of which was which.

Hillary is a legend in Wikipedia last I checked, but last month we saw an article saying she got special treatment.

As a Social Activist Hillary would stand a chance, but she has been pulling counter intelligence operations on US Citizens for many years. Politicians are all the same. If Hillary was the activist without the corruption and lust for the Presidency she would stand a chance.

But them her Wealth has all of these question marks.

And her husband seems like a CIA Asset since Oxford and Masons or Knights. Of course going to Pakistan and justifying Drones that kill women and kids sounds like another Intelligence Operation.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:33 | 5950957 Dragon HAwk
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Here i thought it was going to Say.. Elect Hillary, because at this point what does it matter.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:17 | 5951054 TeethVillage88s
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What difference DOES IT MAKE!!!

She sounds like a German Woman, all about power and control.

Oh well she is a Corporate Executive so of course she uses Corporate Lawyer Rhetoric and Games of Power.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 21:41 | 5950978 kchrisc
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The problem is not Hillary. She's a smoke screen to the DC US' and Zion's other crimes.

Sort of like blaming one turd in the bowl for stinking.

The banksters need to repay us.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:03 | 5951028 TeethVillage88s
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"The indictment has been telegraphed for almost a month by officials within the Justice Department, but Menendez’s legal team spent the last few weeks making a furious last-ditch effort to persuade Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr.'s top deputies not to file charges."

Must have been a long time ago, but I still want to know.

When did US Congress start needing a Legal Team??

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Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:21 | 5951058 FIAT CON
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If you were a non stinking turd why would you want to get into the bowl?

because you want to be just like the others.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:31 | 5951519 Wahooo
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Treat the symptoms until you can treat the disease.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 22:32 | 5951085 FIAT CON
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Let's see the first black president took away more freedom from americans than slavery did.

 What do you think the first women president would do if it was hitlery? bomb,bomb, bomb Iran, russia, and syria.

 I watched a ver interseting ytube video about Bill Clinton the other night, WOW is all I can say. I am sure Hitlery must of known of the womenizing, drug running, and other corruption.

The Clinton Chronicles for your viewing pleasure.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:06 | 5951163 TeethVillage88s
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Strategically Neocons need a woman to start the war with Iran.

Mrs. Clinton is the best Candidate since she is corrupt and she is an insider. I don't know if she is Bilderberger, or Trilateral Commission. I assume she is both.

Bill Clinton is like a Mason as a Knight of some kind, plus with Oxford seems like he was CIA.

I assume Hillary is the Democrat that can start a war. But who is the Republican that would also fill the need?? Chris Christy seems duchie. Jed Bush comes from a long line of Neocoms. The Quickening is upon us. Who ever the President is he/she must start wars.

Would Rubio, Cruz be able to start wars or respond to an attack with War?? It is probably a requirement for either party to say you will respond to attacks with war...

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 02:37 | 5951400 Joe A
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Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton. Just interrupted by a guy called Obama to distract from this succession game and to get the 'hope and change' crowd on board. All are stooges for neocons.

The only thing you need to know is that war is guaranteed. Scope and number depend on who is commander in chief. How many and of what size will we have with a Texan and how many with a crazy feminist? (Remember, crazy feminist like to 'outdo' men in their actions).

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:25 | 5951195 Anunnaki
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Please Anu. I have been faithful and true. Please bring me a Hillary scandal story every day here at 'The 'Hedge til this evil Medusa is ground into the dustbin of history

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 23:30 | 5951204 buyingsterling
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When the tape of Mrs. Clinton joking about the child rape trial came out, I related the story to my liberal sister in detail, changing only the name, from Clinton to Palin. We both agreed that the incident spelled an end to any political career. I knew it didn't, but she's still naive and doesn't understand that corporate media spends all its time choking on authoritarian cock. They can't wait to bury their collective face in Mrs. Clinton's rancid juncture. 

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:18 | 5951283 Bear
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Is someone moderating these blog posts? This picture is just too horrible.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 00:20 | 5951285 Bear
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What would have been the headline if Nixon had 'lost' the White House Tapes? What is the MSM headline when Hillary admittedly 'destroyed' her illeagal server.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 01:51 | 5951376 Shitgum Suicide
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Seeing how we're talking about a liberal progressive shouldn't her campaign button say ABORT?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 02:24 | 5951398 Minburi
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Bitch is even too old to iron my shirts.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 03:10 | 5951415 Tsukato
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Are y'all kidding?! If Hillary runs, it will be the first time in my life I will actually vote, and for her, my vote shall be cast. Aren't you guys sick of 15 years of treading water? Put this firecracker in office, and she'll go postal on the world. The final nail in the coffin that is America at present. I say it's time to let it crash and burn. It's gonna happen sooner or later, so why not rip that bandaid off nice and fast? It'll make for hella interesting viewing to boot.
However, I should mention, that although I am an American, I left after the Serbian war, and am doing nicely for the last 16 years outside my home country, I've grown to despise.
GO HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 06:28 | 5951516 Wahooo
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You haven't thought this through. I'm okay on the accelerated crash. But do you really want 8 years - yes, 8 years - of cankles, her shrill voice, chelsea's demon spawn, and bill's pussy eruptions? I'm tired of that shit. We can get a crash to accelerate with just about any of the other candidates, with half the torture.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 07:35 | 5951578 Lostinfortwalton
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She was supposed to announce her run on the first of April (seriously) but didn't. I think it may be about over. The ball is in Gowdy's court. If he can tear the bitch a new asshole we can save our country, if not, not.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 08:14 | 5951633 WarPony
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Chelsea was so ugly, Bill had her DNA tested and found out that Janet Reno was the real father.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 08:19 | 5951643 Duude
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Most of the youth don't even remember the Clinton years of nonstop corruption. They will accept whatever their overlords(their teachers) upload into their tiny cranial cavities.  Its a certainty they will push the 'its time for a woman to be President' narrative, and anyone voting for any man will be deemed misogynist.  Male College students are of the most pussy-whipped of their gender, so it will be an easy sell.

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