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Grandson Of Oil Tycoon J. Paul Getty Found Dead, "Traumatic Injury To Rectal Area" Alleged Source Of Death
In a story which we initially thought was an early April fool's prank, but subsequently turned out to be all too real, and all too tragic, yesterday afternoon Andrew Rork Getty, the 47-year-old grandson of oil tycoon J. Paul Getty who once was the richest living man in the world and member of the Getty trust, was found dead at his Hollywood Hills home, the latest chapter in a saga involving the Getty family which has seen kidnappings (including a tax-deductible ransom payment), mutilations, drug use and now, allegedly, murder.
Andrew Getty (pictured), the grandson of oil baron J. Paul Getty
How the billionaire heir of the Getty trust and son of Ann Getty and Gordon Getty (whom Forbes lists as the 869th richest person in the world and estimates that the Getty family is currently $5 billion) died is still murky.
According to NBC, a call came in from an unidentified woman at 2:18 p.m. who reported there was someone dead in the bathroom. A woman who was in the home was being questioned and was being cooperative, said Cmdr. Andy Smith, a Los Angeles police spokesman.
When asked about the cause of death, Los Angeles County Coroner's Assistant Chief Ed Winter told reporters that Getty's death appeared to be "natural or an accident." Cmdr. Andy Smith, a Los Angeles police spokesman added that "At first glance, it does not appear to be a criminal type of act. But that could change."
Above, Investigators gather outside Getty's home in the
Hollywood Hills on Tuesday
The LA County Coroner's office says Getty had not been feeling
well for months and had a doctor's appointment scheduled for
the following day
And here things get tabloidy, if not inaccurate: according to Gawker, Getty's ex-girlfriend, who called 911, apparently told the operator he had suffered a cardiac arrest, and TMZ's initial report contained a now-excised reference to a gunshot wound to the face. In an updated post, TMZ reports Getty's death involved a "traumatic injury to the rectal area" with "significant bleeding."
Additionally, the LA Times reports that Getty had sought a restraining order against the woman as recently as two weeks ago. TMZ provides further unverified details:
Our sources say Andrew and his ex-girlfriend have a storied history with the LAPD. Cops have been to his residence 31 times, mostly for domestic disturbances. Our sources say they have both frequently been under the influence of drugs during the police visits.
We're told the drugs cops found in the past were prescriptions.
As for their relationship, we're told he has a restraining order against her and she has been placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold in the past, after injuring cops when they responded to the house. We're also told she's allegedly broken into Andrew's house on numerous occasions.
A subsequent report by the LA Times gave the TMZ report credibility when it reported that "a law enforcement source told The Times that Getty was found naked from the waist down in the bathroom of his Hollywood Hills estate Tuesday and appeared to have suffered from some type of blunt-force trauma. It's unclear whether the injury was caused by a fall or something else."
So to summarize the initial patchwork of facts and evidence, the heir to the man who was once the world's richest died from what appear to be "natural causes", and it wasn't a "criminal act", but it did involves "blunt force trauma", most likely to the rectal area.
In retrospect it is not surprising that “the family has requested that members of the media and the public respect its privacy during this extremely difficult time,” a spokesman told the LA Times.
What is most surprising is that this latest incident to plague the J. Paul Getty descendants may not be the most lurid.
As Forbes recalls, "in 1973, another grandson of J. Paul was kidnapped by Italian gangsters who asked for $17 million in ransom and threatened to send a severed finger as proof. “I have 14 other grandchildren,” Getty told his son, who was pleading for the money, “if I pay one penny now, then I’ll have 14 kidnapped grandchildren.” As the negotiations dragged on, an Italian media organization received a lock of hair and J. Paul III’s ear in the mail. Getty eventually coughed up $3.4 million to buy his grandson’s freedom. Years later, J. Paul III suffered a stroke after heavy drug use in New York which left him paralyzed and practically blind for the rest of his life. Andrew Getty’s father, Gordon, also made headlines for all the wrong reasons when it was revealed that the opera enthusiast and San Francisco socialite had kept a second family secret for a decade."
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When I read 'traumatic injury to the rectal area' I immediately thoght of President Obama. Why is that?
And of all the people that should have had easy access to some sort of lubricant....
Rectum? It killed him!
It was a one in a million shot I tell you.
One in a million!
Yo, Assman!
What What in the butt?
Hummus butt feeding
Headline should have read: "There will be Blood."
and this just in: initial reports fail to mention the gerbil wheel still spinning beside the body. police reveal the hamster(s) is wanted for questioning.
Committed suicide by shooting himself where?
That's pretty fucking messed up
police also searched netflix on his computer and found "an officer and a gentleman" recently watched with five stars....
Rectum hell killed his ass.
How many hamsters did they find up there?
What a shame.
All that cash, nice place in the Hills, access to global power players.
I would bet $1000 that this guy did little or nothing to actually contribute to or otherwise build upon the family trust.
obviously a suicide just like all the others...
Rectal injury is the new nail gun.
Sounds like they took him out like the Saprano's took out Vito:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaCBT5Aq0HA
Note to self: Consider investing in kevlar rectal shield company.
Even Gettys are known to enjoy the occasional tossed salad, gerbils a la Richard Gere (aka Lemmiwinks), Cleveland steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Schmoke & a pancake, etc.
He may have offered an olive branch to he ex and she old him to shove it up his .....
He was ass-ass-inated! :)
buckwheats.
I have a perfectly rational explination:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Buckwheat - Mafia hit.
"Death by horse."
Born in London, reared in LA.
yeast infection with a gluten free cure?
Neigh means neigh.
That's it! Kevlar Depends! "When your bunghole counts, we'll take a bullit for it, er, you."
I heard he finally pulled his head out of his ass but the trauma was to great to survive. It happnes sometimes...
But was it a nail gun to the rectum? Inquiring minds want to know.
Bullish, I say, bullish!
Bullish!
Made room for the responsible heirs?
You mean "An orifice and a gentleman."
"We Arbuckled some folks."
Lol Knuckles!
classic Walken: "Buckwheats. All of them".
Gerbil hell? Hell he went Full Ferret, Maximum Mongoose, Whole Hog for that kind of damage.
Did you ever read the children's book "The Glove?"
Since you're talking about stuffing, you should.
Lesson: never let a crazy Woman play with the back door.
Money changes everything.
money changers change everything
I wonder if anyone just happened to take out life insurance on the guy?
Ass blood
Fatty Arbuckled.
He got buckwheated.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buckwheats
Andrew Pork Getty
.38 caliber dildo.
"What What in the butt?"
Maybe Pb/Lead in the butt was used (with a shotgun). Which adds a whole new meaning to "pumped full of lead".
What were the killer's last words? "Move your ass!"
at least he died doing something he loved...
Pegged to death by Goatse with a Magma Drake.
Police are on the hunt for a tiny man covered in fusilli pasta
It's Fusilli Jerry!
Wrong sized dildo?
The one on the far right by strap on according to poor IT security on the report.
http://imgur.com/gallery/40pJgN4
WTF? Are those Klingon dildoes?
Wookie approved !
Musta been practicing for a role in "The Interview II"
What a crappy legacy to be remember by.
Never pleasure yourself anally with a nailgun; it's just common sense, people!
Give it time... I'm sure they'll find a hamster or two as well.
Oh Lemmiwinks . . .
Andrew was known as an animal lover. He was particularly vociferous in his support of habitat expansion for the American Prairie Dog, which a small, hole dwelling rodent.
I heard that he had turned his attention to the plight of the American badger. This is not just mere speculum-ation.
Honey Badger, how sweet.
https://theshroom.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/badger.jpg
watch it.....
I think that's an American Badger, Honey.
Maybe he was trying to break Randy Marsh's record and the Courics got him?
By the way, where was Bono when this happened?
Lock up all your hamsters when the Getty's are in town:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZ7ikMcz-zAyRbV-8F...
<<< Crappier than David Carridine?
<<< Not
The very best!
The very best!
Musta ran out of those hemeroids pads to stuff his shit back into it's hole.
I call that a manual reset, saves money on the Dr. visit
Vaseline Jelly .
Que Why? Just numb the area more.
butt-forced trauma
lol
Don't we all feel that way after the Fed meets?
Good good. Let the butthurt flow through you.
.derp
Or after filling a gas tank at $3.35 per gallon?
$3.35 !?! you got it cheap.......
though if crude is 1/3 of what it had been you think the refined products would show a corresponding reduction...... BWAHAAAA!!!!!
Grrrrrross.
When I read 'traumatic injury to the rectal area' I immediately thoght of President Obama. Why is that?
Because we are all experiencing a traumatic injury to the rectal area from being repeatedly fucked in the ass by Obummer
and his cohorts...
uhh, yeah, we got that one, but thanks for being captain obvious
:-)
.I was thinking why Getty and why not Obama? Obamma enjoys Reggie pleasuring his anus.
Besides. Obama is a puppet, an empty suit. He does his bosses' bidding.
Blaming that faggot just serves the interest of those responsible oligarchy, the shadow Government, as it feeds into the FAUX Red Team/Blue Team paradigm and distracts you from seeing the people responsible..
You need not look much farther than Goldman Sachs and Chase to find some of your major asshole violators...duality intended as they do violate other's anus whenever they get the chance.
Where was Hillary? She did the same thing to Muammar Gadaffi but she used a piece of rebar instead of her dick.
"We came, we saw, he's dead ... cackle cackle cackle yippee woo-hoo"
That's why women will vote for her. She wil bring a woman's kindness and sensitivty to the presidency.
Well, hitlery, we have replaced all .gov people with queers, lesbos, and trannies. What's next?
We raise hell and creat a soviet paradise, Barrie.
Get past the false dichotomy.... W had male hookers touring the WH....
and rumors are that Panama was all about a tape Noriega had of behavior inappropriate for the son of the Prez - future Prez
Here I thought you were going to make reference to Chris Stephens, our late ambassador to Libya, who was apparently killed in the same fashion.
How can you not think of "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead?" Buckwheats for everybody.
She used a bayonet because her dick would have been too big.
Most likely because you have suffered the same type of injury daily since he was elected in 2008.
...the fudgepacker did it...
Sounds more like Colonel Mustard, in the bedroom, with the candlestick.
It's easy to make a fast exit, when yer shit is already packed.
"When I read 'traumatic injury to the rectal area' I immediately thoght of President Obama. Why is that?"
It's because of that huge dude he's married to.
Now THAT is funny.
Reggie likes it rough and so does Mr. Mooch.
If only President Cheney was able to get rid of the Death Tax.... It all would've ended better for this poor fella...sad.
He probably committed suicide by shoving that pistol up his butt and pulled the trigger.
It wasnt me!
That's funny. I immediately thought of the Bernank and the vampire squids. Jung would have a field day.
you must have just done your taxes...
No, no,no! I knew it, The Great Vlad The Impaler is back to slaughter the corrupt boyars and save the nation!
"Many years of fighting for power had created instability within the country. At that time, some of the Boyars (wealthy landowners) abused and tortured the poor.
That abuse hindered the country's resistance to invasion. He understood that the principal cause of instability for the state was the struggle for power among the nobility."
"Vlad Dracula is remembered as a prince who defended his people from foreigners, whether those foreigners were Turkish invaders or German merchants.
He is also remembered as a champion of the common man against the oppression of the boyars"
http://www.mydracula.com/vlad_tepes.html
Ok, joke over; till your Vlad The Impaler will come you'll continue to be just cattle of your boyars.
Amercians have been enduring "traumatic injury to the rectal area" since 1913.
Like the English King Edward II, who is believed to have died in the Tower by a hot iron stuck up his rectum.
It made me immediately think of Goldman Sachs. Cue the Kermit the Frog bent over the couch pics!
Wasn't that the same way this Bengazi ambassador went?
light bulbs shoved up your ass can kill....
"Breathe Easy".....Moon Riverrrrr
gives new meaning to "taking it in the cheeks".
.....and leaded gas.
Talk about an ass ache.
Gosh...what did he try to ram up there? Cigarette? Cigar?
.38 Special?
I'm just going by his "James Bond" pose there with the revolver.
Yeah, I'm going with that too...He was a well known "Ballistopheliac"...none of the local gun shops would take his trade ins...
That Nitro Express had a fine trigger...and its just not as exciting when they are unloaded...known in the Ballistophile circles as the 'Texas Heart Shot'
I just made all this up!.....people are funny, I've always thought that...
Emergency room stories are pretty hilarious. One of my favorites is the one where the doc takes a look and, "It was as bright as day up there!"......flashlight!
Possibly a corked bottle of champagne that blew due to pressure buildup. That would be quite a serious injury that would leave no time to get to the cell and dial 911. Lacerated hemorrhoid was also a consideration, if he was too humiliated to seek medical care, or drunk and fell asleep. The mention of rectal injuries and significant bleeding must have been remarkable for medical staff to publicly state this about a very rich person.
Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
No, I expect your ass to explode, Mr Getty.
could it have been a strong methane fart gone bad?
Maybe he was lighting one up and it went off internally!
Raped by bankers in a more direct way?
Are you sure this is not April fool news?? "Rectal damage", "oil". Makes me wonder someone fits that profile very well.
Maybe Emilio Estevez taped his buns together.
Nail gun could cause a "traumatic injury to the rectal area" with "significant bleeding."
Nail gun could cause a "traumatic injury to the rectal area" with "significant bleeding."
Must be a new type of power tool like a big dildoe jack hammer...
it's this device you are looking for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXqLWqCqDHc
Jeff Gannon sleeping over?
So he was muppetted??
It wasn't meeee, it was the brown-armed man!
Ha ha ha ha ha....he said Rectal...
Hate it when that happens....preparation H is your friend.
I'm sure the investigators will get to the bottom of this.
"Nobody will be sitting on his ass during this investigation!"
at least he died doing what he enjoyed
Brings to mind the graphic killing technique used in the flick: Things To Do In Denver When Your Dead
Yep, Buckwheat!!
Classic movie, great cast. https://youtu.be/N3MMUSR1s7s
IED exploding butt plug.
...Gun punched his fart box?
"They fucked him to death?"
-Paul Kemp in "The Rum Diary"
There are a lot of other people in the world that should be butfkd to death. This guy wasn't even on my list.
He wanted to know how it felt to be a muppet..
Went to sit on the toilet, drunk, missed the seat and landed on the plunger handle which perforated his intestines. Million-to-one shot.
And she liked it.
too soon for the Helen Keller jokes, guys.. too soon.
Hate it when that happens!
Hope they find the gerbil that did this ! ... nasty lil critters.