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Grandson Of Oil Tycoon J. Paul Getty Found Dead, "Traumatic Injury To Rectal Area" Alleged Source Of Death
In a story which we initially thought was an early April fool's prank, but subsequently turned out to be all too real, and all too tragic, yesterday afternoon Andrew Rork Getty, the 47-year-old grandson of oil tycoon J. Paul Getty who once was the richest living man in the world and member of the Getty trust, was found dead at his Hollywood Hills home, the latest chapter in a saga involving the Getty family which has seen kidnappings (including a tax-deductible ransom payment), mutilations, drug use and now, allegedly, murder.
Andrew Getty (pictured), the grandson of oil baron J. Paul Getty
How the billionaire heir of the Getty trust and son of Ann Getty and Gordon Getty (whom Forbes lists as the 869th richest person in the world and estimates that the Getty family is currently $5 billion) died is still murky.
According to NBC, a call came in from an unidentified woman at 2:18 p.m. who reported there was someone dead in the bathroom. A woman who was in the home was being questioned and was being cooperative, said Cmdr. Andy Smith, a Los Angeles police spokesman.
When asked about the cause of death, Los Angeles County Coroner's Assistant Chief Ed Winter told reporters that Getty's death appeared to be "natural or an accident." Cmdr. Andy Smith, a Los Angeles police spokesman added that "At first glance, it does not appear to be a criminal type of act. But that could change."
Above, Investigators gather outside Getty's home in the
Hollywood Hills on Tuesday
The LA County Coroner's office says Getty had not been feeling
well for months and had a doctor's appointment scheduled for
the following day
And here things get tabloidy, if not inaccurate: according to Gawker, Getty's ex-girlfriend, who called 911, apparently told the operator he had suffered a cardiac arrest, and TMZ's initial report contained a now-excised reference to a gunshot wound to the face. In an updated post, TMZ reports Getty's death involved a "traumatic injury to the rectal area" with "significant bleeding."
Additionally, the LA Times reports that Getty had sought a restraining order against the woman as recently as two weeks ago. TMZ provides further unverified details:
Our sources say Andrew and his ex-girlfriend have a storied history with the LAPD. Cops have been to his residence 31 times, mostly for domestic disturbances. Our sources say they have both frequently been under the influence of drugs during the police visits.
We're told the drugs cops found in the past were prescriptions.
As for their relationship, we're told he has a restraining order against her and she has been placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold in the past, after injuring cops when they responded to the house. We're also told she's allegedly broken into Andrew's house on numerous occasions.
A subsequent report by the LA Times gave the TMZ report credibility when it reported that "a law enforcement source told The Times that Getty was found naked from the waist down in the bathroom of his Hollywood Hills estate Tuesday and appeared to have suffered from some type of blunt-force trauma. It's unclear whether the injury was caused by a fall or something else."
So to summarize the initial patchwork of facts and evidence, the heir to the man who was once the world's richest died from what appear to be "natural causes", and it wasn't a "criminal act", but it did involves "blunt force trauma", most likely to the rectal area.
In retrospect it is not surprising that “the family has requested that members of the media and the public respect its privacy during this extremely difficult time,” a spokesman told the LA Times.
What is most surprising is that this latest incident to plague the J. Paul Getty descendants may not be the most lurid.
As Forbes recalls, "in 1973, another grandson of J. Paul was kidnapped by Italian gangsters who asked for $17 million in ransom and threatened to send a severed finger as proof. “I have 14 other grandchildren,” Getty told his son, who was pleading for the money, “if I pay one penny now, then I’ll have 14 kidnapped grandchildren.” As the negotiations dragged on, an Italian media organization received a lock of hair and J. Paul III’s ear in the mail. Getty eventually coughed up $3.4 million to buy his grandson’s freedom. Years later, J. Paul III suffered a stroke after heavy drug use in New York which left him paralyzed and practically blind for the rest of his life. Andrew Getty’s father, Gordon, also made headlines for all the wrong reasons when it was revealed that the opera enthusiast and San Francisco socialite had kept a second family secret for a decade."
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Looks like a scumbag. Silver spoon turns inside out. Who will spend for this man?
Money buys comfort, but it will never buy happiness.
Yeah.....but what a way to go. In the lap of luxury rather than frozen to death under a bridge.
There are benefits to comfort.
Yeah and money can't buy you love (beetles). But it can buy a crazy woman
Too bad it wasn't Dimon, Paulson or Obozo
Everybody needs a hobby...sticking a loaded gun up your coal chute is not as gay as golf...
It may have bought him a new asshole if he had not expired.
At the age of 63 JPG taught himself arabic in pursuit of his ARAMCO deal with the Saudi's. Smart SOB. He always kept about 5 women in tow and took great pleasure in the blood, teeth, hair and eyeballs flung as they fought over him.
These people are some sick puppies. Luxury has its privileges, but can you imagine growing up in that environment? I hardly think it better than what we see today.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but at least you can be miserable in comfort.
So he suffered from Rectal Cranial inversion?
Call in the neuroproctologist.
Eyes Wide Shut. Rectum Wide Open.
OH MY
What a shitty way to die
All LA fags have been ordered to fly at half ass.
Being from Saturn has it's advantages, but not for long.
dead, next bankster, thift or gangster.
Someone reached up there and ripped out his lucky charms....or it was Chipotle
It was reported he had a look a like stunt double that froze under the bridge, so in theory it was himself.
Am sure MSM will find a connection to Putin and his Henchmen. It's a bum wrap!
Well there are rumors they recovered a Blancpain from his ass.
if you want screwed up children, give them great wealth & and no purpose in life. what some small business people could have done with his wealth, but like buffet he prefers a safe large bank account vs building new jobs-which he could have done using his money. -
Buffet is a monarchist.
Never let Tim Cook of Apple just call up and drop by......
That's really dark. Way dark. Sam Kinneson dark.
ooh! that's yukky.
The life cycle of the super rich -
1. Dad, hard working businessman
2. Son, hardly working businessman
3. Grandson, spoiled brat.
The poor aren't much better: Father .... Austrian postal clerk ! Son .... National Socialist Monster !
Adolf was related to a Rotchild.
..and a Rotweiller!
He wasn't even close to being #1 at murder.
Take a look at Stalin, Mao, Chrchill.
All of them are ahead of him in the league of mass murder.
It's the way Hollywood lives.
The Federal Reserve, banksters and Hollywood all live the same way.
Immoral and without rules.
fell on a broom stick happens more often than you know. Just not reported.
Yes his Psychotic ex was ordered not to come within a broom handle of him.
A bloody Klingon victory that ended the Enterprise by destroying Uranus
a midnight visit from Reggie.
sometimes it depends on where you set the toilet plunger!
"I told you I was sick !" edit: I'm really tired of the way .... we disrespect the rich .... and lionize people like the Clintons and the Obamas !
Who's next?
A spot of uphill gardening then.
Could have been opening a bottle of champaign with his sphincter?
I've seen poor guys open bottles of beer with their teeth, so I'm just making a logical jump here.
How about tour de Dom Pérignon-- butt chugging gone bad?
asphinctersayswhat?
No bodyguards?
They were out front but the bootyguards had the night off.
They didn't do a good job.
Is it Elvis's birthday?
This guy must be worth a shit.
I would have never pegged him for this.
Barry must have shoved a rabid gerbil up there!
Nailgun to the ass. It'll do it every time...
In through the out door.
That's gotta hurt.
Maybe he had serve hemorrhoids from straining to pass gas.
The proctologist wants his money and if he does not get it, well......................
It sounds like he was Gettying it up the ass.
He met his end....
Ring ring! Slutty ex bites off more than she can chew when demanding to know where he had hid the stash. Fucking coke head!
They don't like it up 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhWlAKdlQp4
Natural Causes???
Who is determining natural these days?
Everything's "natural".
And "unholy."
Well, I wouldn't know about that.
A bad case of acute gaddafi-itis.
Good Job, Biggieshort - your comment is eligible for the comment of the year!
Redistribute his wealth. Money is too dangerous for humans. It makes them do weird things. Arrest the rest of them before they hurt themselves or others.
Bugger off, Barrie.
"TMZ's initial report contained a now-excised reference to a gunshot wound to the face. In an updated post, TMZ reports Getty's death involved a "traumatic injury to the rectal area" with "significant bleeding."
Unless he had his head up his ass, those are pretty conflicting reports.
....not if his ASS was on his SHOULDERS!
There are lots of blood vessels in the rectum.
That is why suppositories are employed.
Unless it was something like a 338 Lapua Mag, and the facial injury was the exit wound...
The question remains: Did he lube the gun up beforehand and did he fire it straight away? Or did he do "some other stuff" with it first?!
Hell, maybe he just really needed to sodomize himself and a gun was the only thing available. The rest could just be a tragic, hilarious accident.
Enquiring minds want to know.
"Damn, this snub-nose isn't long enough...maybe----BLAM!"
"Arrrgghh!"
Sex is a lot like drugs ... it's a slippery slope. You start out with what you think is a harmless joint and after a while you wind up as a crack addict sleeping in an alley. Same problem with sex. You start out with what you think is a harmless gerbil, and wind up with a raccoon clawing its way out of your butt.
By the way, has the ASPCA made any announcements about the health of the raccoon?
the feds are looking for rocky the shit stained raccoon last seen chillin with george clooney
new report says it was a bi-polar bear
Blunt force trama to the ass is considered "natural".
See this boot, it will fit up your ass with the proper amount of force!
"Michelle honey, we colon blowed some folks" shazam boom sham alammma bamma ding dong in the ass
Which city has the highest crime rate among the wealthy? Washington DC, Los Angeles or New York City?
If I died on April Fools day...i would be happy with that...
The psycho bitch musta had summat to do with it.
Was the stereo playing "You were my brown-eye girl"?
Rumor has it Fudge Barry was seen leaving earlier
Man, these people with all this wealth, all of their material worries fully taken care of, they could have become experts in so many things, or healers, or even saints! What do they do instead? Destroy themselves with dirty drugs! Kind of pathetic really when you think of so many people who are working hard to just earn a living.
The human race is really a bit lame, without any problems in their life they will then create their own self-destroying problems! Human beings are always just a few actions away from self-destruct.
Bring on the AI!
She was fisting him and then he had explosive diarhea at the same time and "BOOM". His projecting poop exploded his intestines and he bled to death.
Getty took a walk on the wild side.
And the colored girls sing, do do do do.............
Suspects include a dwarf with a motorcycle helmet.
Further, police are asking local vets to report admitting any injured gerbils in the last 12 hours.
Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love
Your love does not pay my bills, I want money, that's what I want!
It can buy a shitload of Preparation H though!
Back door Lorena Bobbitt??? Who's the girl??? Where is the knife/gun/giant fire cracker??
Damn, that is a nice house. That's worth, what $20 million easy?
For someone with all of that money and wealth I think taking care of a bitch ex girlfiend would be an easy thing to do.
Instead, she jams an exploding dildo/IED up your ass and 'boom' your dead and the house and the money and the cars are gone.
No shit?
What is it about so many of these privileged brats that they end up being an overweight greaseball, with hot women in tow? I am always taken back a bit when they show these types in a plain white t, hair all unkempt, then you hear about the hot bitches. With that kind of coin you would think they would hire a personal trainer and take beter care of themselves. What else do you have to spend all your time on anyway? Total waste of human life that could have done something to better society, but instead pose for cheesy ass pics of James Bond wannabee with a fucking cap gun from a box of Capn Crunch.
Well I have no difficulty in explaining the hot women in tow bit.....
"We rectally injured some folks"
TPTB says that every day.
The patriarch, JP Getty, was a notorious tightwad, in spite of his tremendous wealth. It was said that the only phone in his house was a pay phone to discourage people from making calls.
True dat.
Send in Brian Williams daughter or better yet, get piglosie, no wait Lena Dunham herself for cleanup on aisle 1
Famous last epitaph:
I told you we need more Oil !
rectal damages you says?
your shittin me
A shitty job created by some asshole....
Just remember, it's not really the average gay hairdresser or interior designer responsible for "all this."
This is why I don't eat food from Chipotle
drill baby drill
What is the first sign of AIDS?
A severe pounding in the ass.
You little men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans
I fat getty eat more chicken, than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah
I'm a back door man, wha, the men don't know
But the little girl friend understands
Drug use, destructive relationships, self-mutilation, weird sex - clearly society would be doing inherited wealth a favor by taxing it. Too much money is bad for one's health (as is too little, but that's a whole other story).
Both extremes lead to the same deviant behavior - one group just looks and dresses better. Like that chic flick 50 Shades (which for the record I have not seen) that same guy is in Detroit and he goes away for life. Rich guy, he's kinda quirky
What utter and total BULLSHIT.
LACK OF CHARACTER and LACK OF MORALS leads to deviant behavior.
It has absolutely NOTHING to do with Socioeconomic Status.
These are attributes of ALL CLASSES.
Drug use, destructive relationships, self-mutilation, weird sex - clearly society would be doing inherited wealth a favor by taxing it. Too much money is bad for one's health (as is too little, but that's a whole other story).
What utter BULLSHIT.
Drug use, destructive relationships, self-mutilation, and weird sex are not restricted to thoise that inherit money. Those destructive behaviors are pandemic in ALL classes.
And you want to use it as a reason FOR THE GOVERNMENT to TAX ineritances?
What a fucking Marxist, socialist, statist.
Get off my porch!!!
I would rather bleed to death too, than go to the hospital with a baseball bat in my hole. He done the honorable thing, by dying. God rest his hole, i mean his soul.
LMAO Now that's the spirit.
Maybe because the story came out before cocktail hour (for some) but I'm looking for the level of humor aimed at Michele O on the Japan Wookie tour. Really, we have a guy dying by ass explosion and on April Fool's no less. You guys can do better than this
It's cosmic karma, he was struck by an ASSteroid......
AP Breaking News -
Hillary's strapon apprehended on Sunset Blvd & held for questioning.... Developing....
She named it Peggy.
The strap-on has been 'wiped clean'....
LA police released an All Points Bulletin for a gerbil wearing a Cartier watch and dragging a bag of cash.
It appears that Richard Gere was seen leaving the home playing a flute with a line of gerbils dancing behind him... Police scent dogs are on his trail
The Day Of The Jerbil.
Has anyone seen Lemmiwinks?
A perfect thred for all the A holes
UR commenting 2.
That's a one heck of a James Bond move. sarc
TOO BEAUCOUP!
So what did he do, try to drink a magnum of champagne rectally and slipped?
Or did he invite Earth, Wind and Fire over for a Mazola party?
CORN GUDNESS!
I don't think it should require a jack hammer to pack fudge.
We rectally traumatized some folks.
So much has been written of wealthy families like the Gettys, Kennedys, and ________ being somehow cursed. The truth is they bring it upon themselves in most circumstances. I think fabuously wealthy families may often rely so much upon their wealth that they develop a skewed view of reality, and often become incapable of developing as productive members of society.
I will fill in the blank with.... Red Shield.
No matter how much they might have been cursed, the rest (like 98% of the world) have been cursed much more.
Was he the cabin boy?
What a shitty way to die! Literally...
He was Qadaffi'd
That's probably a fitting way to die for Dick Cheney and his ilk.
So REALLY
Who cares to make a big issue of a sick, tormented soul, that was probably destroyed by his inheritance and luck of the draw ancestry.
May he finally rest in peace.
May all the government parasites (all around the world !) go join him!
Although they had to put effort into taking it in the ass to get a government job that, in its turn, sticks it in our ass.
He was assraped with a matchbook igniting underwear dildo.
I am sure a modern day Warren Commission will have no difficulty coming up with a single nail theory for this rather bizarre termination.
Obama willl declare event to be non-terrorist associated.
...and use it as an excuse to abolish inheritance.
It must really hurt to have the banks no longer collapsed like under republicans people no longer leaving the house keys in the door and walking away, I guess you for gt they crashed the DOW to 6700 from the 11's oh and my persona favorite jobs lost at freaking 800,000 per month. Yea Obama has done a terrible job.
You position is like hearing the drunks talk about nothing all day at a bar.
so you spend the whole day with them - sad.
I'm sure there are thousands of dead Syrians, Iraqis, and Ukrainians who think that Obama has done a terrible job.
But you're dancing and singing on their graves because the phony DJIA went from 6500 to 18,000 thanks to all of the crooks on Wall St. and Obama's administration.
Find out how Getty died and then kill youself the same way. We'll come and dance and sing on your grave.
Be quiet and just pay your mandatory LiborAID and Obamugenics garnishments.
BOLO: Dildo attached to a 3.5hp Briggs and Straton
Exploding iAssplug device. Tim Cook approved; turning company into a trillion dollar paperless joke.
Im certain you were first in line to buy one.....lol
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?
The old saying is true...Wealth is won and lost in three generations.
Darn! Why couldn't this have happenned in Indiana? We could use something this graphic for a reply to the rectal seekers right now.
"Wealthy Californian Bunged to Deth by Rump Rangers"
Well somebody paid the troll toll.