This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
Grandson Of Oil Tycoon J. Paul Getty Found Dead, "Traumatic Injury To Rectal Area" Alleged Source Of Death
In a story which we initially thought was an early April fool's prank, but subsequently turned out to be all too real, and all too tragic, yesterday afternoon Andrew Rork Getty, the 47-year-old grandson of oil tycoon J. Paul Getty who once was the richest living man in the world and member of the Getty trust, was found dead at his Hollywood Hills home, the latest chapter in a saga involving the Getty family which has seen kidnappings (including a tax-deductible ransom payment), mutilations, drug use and now, allegedly, murder.
Andrew Getty (pictured), the grandson of oil baron J. Paul Getty
How the billionaire heir of the Getty trust and son of Ann Getty and Gordon Getty (whom Forbes lists as the 869th richest person in the world and estimates that the Getty family is currently $5 billion) died is still murky.
According to NBC, a call came in from an unidentified woman at 2:18 p.m. who reported there was someone dead in the bathroom. A woman who was in the home was being questioned and was being cooperative, said Cmdr. Andy Smith, a Los Angeles police spokesman.
When asked about the cause of death, Los Angeles County Coroner's Assistant Chief Ed Winter told reporters that Getty's death appeared to be "natural or an accident." Cmdr. Andy Smith, a Los Angeles police spokesman added that "At first glance, it does not appear to be a criminal type of act. But that could change."
Above, Investigators gather outside Getty's home in the
Hollywood Hills on Tuesday
The LA County Coroner's office says Getty had not been feeling
well for months and had a doctor's appointment scheduled for
the following day
And here things get tabloidy, if not inaccurate: according to Gawker, Getty's ex-girlfriend, who called 911, apparently told the operator he had suffered a cardiac arrest, and TMZ's initial report contained a now-excised reference to a gunshot wound to the face. In an updated post, TMZ reports Getty's death involved a "traumatic injury to the rectal area" with "significant bleeding."
Additionally, the LA Times reports that Getty had sought a restraining order against the woman as recently as two weeks ago. TMZ provides further unverified details:
Our sources say Andrew and his ex-girlfriend have a storied history with the LAPD. Cops have been to his residence 31 times, mostly for domestic disturbances. Our sources say they have both frequently been under the influence of drugs during the police visits.
We're told the drugs cops found in the past were prescriptions.
As for their relationship, we're told he has a restraining order against her and she has been placed under a 5150 psychiatric hold in the past, after injuring cops when they responded to the house. We're also told she's allegedly broken into Andrew's house on numerous occasions.
A subsequent report by the LA Times gave the TMZ report credibility when it reported that "a law enforcement source told The Times that Getty was found naked from the waist down in the bathroom of his Hollywood Hills estate Tuesday and appeared to have suffered from some type of blunt-force trauma. It's unclear whether the injury was caused by a fall or something else."
So to summarize the initial patchwork of facts and evidence, the heir to the man who was once the world's richest died from what appear to be "natural causes", and it wasn't a "criminal act", but it did involves "blunt force trauma", most likely to the rectal area.
In retrospect it is not surprising that “the family has requested that members of the media and the public respect its privacy during this extremely difficult time,” a spokesman told the LA Times.
What is most surprising is that this latest incident to plague the J. Paul Getty descendants may not be the most lurid.
As Forbes recalls, "in 1973, another grandson of J. Paul was kidnapped by Italian gangsters who asked for $17 million in ransom and threatened to send a severed finger as proof. “I have 14 other grandchildren,” Getty told his son, who was pleading for the money, “if I pay one penny now, then I’ll have 14 kidnapped grandchildren.” As the negotiations dragged on, an Italian media organization received a lock of hair and J. Paul III’s ear in the mail. Getty eventually coughed up $3.4 million to buy his grandson’s freedom. Years later, J. Paul III suffered a stroke after heavy drug use in New York which left him paralyzed and practically blind for the rest of his life. Andrew Getty’s father, Gordon, also made headlines for all the wrong reasons when it was revealed that the opera enthusiast and San Francisco socialite had kept a second family secret for a decade."
»
- 166865 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
Her strap-on was too big, lmao.
Just imagine the shit the big cartels are into: Bush, etc.
some hookers carry horse sized strap-on schlongs-unless they found horseshoe prints on the premises.....just check Backpage.com
WAIT
not the Onion?
DEATH BY BUNGA LUNGA??
Who needs clickbait when you have death by rectal injury?
To quote Cosmo Kramer, "I guess you'd call that a hole in one".
Watch out for the cornhole bud
https://youtu.be/sHjlM5A1jME
Here is the culprit
http://youtu.be/OBJ3rkNq2ok
Gerbilling?
Was the girlfriend wearing a strapon?
1 Man 1 Jar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZmDdo8K-7o
now that was seriously fuking funny
She should have remembered it was Richard Gere's ass grebil.
I thought this shit only happens in Russia
http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/drunk-russian-foot-ass-death/
In Libya
We rectaled some folks....
It was a pineapple
Vibrator pistol set to kill.
Colon Blow
https://screen.yahoo.com/colon-blow-000000540.html
Sweet pad. You gotta figure every high end real estate broker in LA worth their salt is pounding the doors today to get that listing.
Back door being the door of choice
I'm a back door man, I'm a back door man
The nailgun don't know, but the little girl understand Hey, all you people that tryin' to sleep
I'm out to make it with my midnight dream, yeah
'Cause I'm a back door man, the nailgun don't know
But the little girls understand, all right, yeah You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken, than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah
I'm a back door man, wha, the nailgun don't know
But the little girl understand Well, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
Whoa, baby, I'm a back door man
The nailgun don't know
But the little girls understand
I'll bet that family had some wild party's. I'll bet the family dealer is a millin'aire many times over.
typical American taxpayer.... death by Fed's unskilled and unsupervised use of crowbar
I guess he's off to the island bunker to escape the fallout.
The narrative sounds like an April 1st version of the bankster suicides.
Don't get too comfy though Paul, the Russians have GPR in space no doubt and that means they know where you are and what you're doing, even deep undergound :-) enjoy your Long Island Iced Teas whilst you can.
Fubar!
Can you see Sam Kinneson doing a bit on this one? Ohhhhh, Ohhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
That's why several Tycoons have given almost everything to Charity - with the Descendants being on the Board.
With the "court restrained" Ex onboard, could it be a reenactment of the "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" Scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h80T96Nsbw
Though the Social Worker "deserved" it, it sure looked painful...
Ah, yes, the Great Equalizer of all.
Is this the first rectal nailgun death we've read about?
A bright flashlight with a spiked handle may shed some light on this open-ended speculation.
Prairie dogging got the best of him.
wrong head but it worked so it was the right head, afterall.
Maybe he was in an amateur production of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo".
You people are so judgemental.
I'm sure there is a completely innocent explanation.
He fell on the Fusilli Jerry...
Yes gigantic dick injury to the ass..oooh thats gonna draw blood getty lee
A Message for those wavering on revealing truths and knowledge.
HOW many times have we see this kind of thing...
Nailgun .. flying off msc bilds. OH ROBBIN WILLIAMS and the pocketknife/hanging story
Etc Etc Etc .. WHAT? JOAN RIVERS is alive.. Geemini christmas man. What next?
Oh yea ... death by blunt force rectal trama. That hits HARD man. Betta think twice.
A terrible end ..
Has anyone checked to see if Andrew Rock Getty had an email address on clintonemail.com?
Now THAT would be something.
I'vr seen adult film actresses (a.k.a talent) taking traumatic ass poundings and they lived, and enjoyed it immensly. It's all about attitude.
They say karma is a bitch.
You know your rich when you have a rear-admiral explaining your cause of death on TV.
Is that sort of like some unknown Navy captain explaining the JFK Jr. plane crash on live TV before the bodes were even cold?
His safe word was "ARMAGEDDON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd4knLa0BjU
Message for you, sir...
"Only the man who does not need it, is fit to inherit wealth – the man who would make his own fortune no matter where he started. If an heir is equal to his money, it serves him; if not, it destroys him. But you look on and you cry that money corrupted him. Did it? Or did he corrupt his money? Do not envy a worthless heir; his wealth is not yours and you would have done no better with it. Do not think that it should have been distributed among you; loading the world with fifty parasites instead of one would not bring back the dead virtue which was the fortune. Money is a living power that dies without its root. Money will not serve that mind that cannot match it. Is this the reason why you call it evil?" - Ayn Rand