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Obama Dictates National "Cyber Security" Emergency
It's business as usual in Washington. President Obama has just signed another Executive Order declaring a National Emergency to deal with cyber threats:
- *OBAMA ORDER CREATES NEW AUTHORITY TO RESPOND TO CYBER THREATS TO BE USED IN 'TARGETED MANNER'
- *OBAMA ORDER ALLOWS SANCTIONS FOR CYBER THREATS
This new authority, yet another layer of government oversight, we are sure is for your own protection and in Obama's words will "augment work to fight cyber threats." All your internet is belong to us...
The national and economic security of the United States depends on the reliable functioning of the Nation’s critical infrastructure in the face of such threats. It is the policy of the United States to enhance the security and resilience of the Nation’s critical infrastructure and to maintain a cyber environment that encourages efficiency, innovation, and economic prosperity while promoting safety, security, business confidentiality, privacy, and civil liberties.
We can achieve these goals through a partnership with the owners and operators of critical infrastructure to improve cybersecurity information sharing and collaboratively develop and implement risk-based standards.
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Well, ZH sure has been fun while it lasted .
I like that footer menu item on the document plug-in: "Show me more like Cyberthreat".
Stop calling him Zero, he is not zero he is empty set. You can see that in his signature.
Wait, this ISN'T an April Fools gag?
The real national emergency is that Ayatollah Obama is still in office.
How about just getting rid of the spammers and phishers for starters?
Ah, Null Set...
He is $NULL
Feb. 19, 2013.
Old, old, old.
Then it was well-hidden. So much for media informing citizens.
Even better. This confirms that they aren't doing squat against EXTERNAL threats ala Sony, the banks, and lord knows what other attacks have been highly successful since 2013.
Are you implying that Sony was attacked by Norks? Did I miss the sarc flag?
Who is going to protect us from Gumbint? /rhetorical.
DHS RESPONDS;
https://www.facebook.com/scott.wells.961/posts/10203715528354349:0
https://m.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/omb/budget/fy2016/assets/dh...
Cyber security dictate; 2 billion, 5 hundred 9 million, 2 hundred 55 thousand dollars goes to DHS so they can censor stuff like this from your Facebook page.
Desperate actions like this just confirm that the fall of the empire is successfully progressing.
Fortunately, the emerging viable Eastern alternative will soon make similar ritual dances less and less relevant.
No - we will just learn Eastern alternative ritual dances.
Is simple. Instead of going right, go left.
You put your right foot in...
You put your left foot in...
This specific event confirms that the interwebz is allowing people to learn far beyond the capabilities of Pewblik Edewkayshun. This process must be stopped before they learn just how fucked they really are.
Moar Kardashians!!!
Have they figured out what caused the power outage in Turkey yet?
Obama to Germany "We own your fly by wire planes"
Putin to USA "We own your power grid"
Mass media put a placeholder on the event, impling that it could be "everything" like: Iran fault, terrorism, etc
Expect a bullshit oversurge...
Finally, Obama is going to move against the cyberpunks at the NSA, the biggest security threat America faces. Wait a second, on his signature, Obama crosses the "O." Untrustworthy.
cyberpunks at the NSA
The fucking sellouts at the NSA aren't cypherpunks. They're the opposite.
>They're the opposite.
You mean cyberbunks
Better give the Cable co's. & Telco's TOTAL POWER to deal with this threat. (Especially since we just won a small one for net neutrality)
This is a matter of National Security!
Rainman: We aren't going anywhere. You'll be fine. Mark my words.
Obama Dictates
Obama Dicktakes
fixed
Perhaps it should be Takesdick?
Well, it is obvious than none of the international strategies USSA is employing to preserve its hegemony and status quo of its boyars are failing so the boyars decided it is time to turn inside and survive by slaughtering its own
cattle - cannibalizing, to try to preserve for same time the established status quo.
Well, it is obvious than none of the international strategies USSA is employing to preserve its hegemony and status quo of its boyars are failing so the boyars decided it is time to turn inside and survive by slaughtering its own
cattle - cannibalizing, to try to preserve for same time the established status quo.
Why do we have a Government?
Government in name only. It's a Criminal Fraud UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. posing as a functional "Governemnt" of the people, for the people & by the people.
Lucerferian's by deception have fooled the masses.
Deep down we love to get robbed and fucked over.
Explains on the fucking statist crime dramas on the bewb tewb.
Oooooooooh, the NSA is quaking in their boots.
How's this for a cyber threat; the US government has compromised the integrity of the entire internet.
Well played idiots.
pods
A fool and his money are soon parted, something like that.
On the previous post about Greece and bitcoin
“This is the smartest move to beat corruption and tax evasion, all transactions will be recorded to the Greek Ministry of Finance new secure and dedicated Bitcoin servers and we ‘ll be able to track transanctions at any given moment,” said Varoufakis defending his decision.
Bitcoin is Big Bro on steroids.
Cash or trade is anonymous, there are no servers, NSA, CIA or IRS to track it. Why do you think there is a push to kill cash?
That is the real reason the golfer in cheif laid down this law, to control the flow of coin and make sure .gov has all of it.
Well played indeed.
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one time pad.
What was that section on line 32 about?
I'm not telling you!
Sheesh, thats the whole point.
Everyone bombs sometime
Where is that code writer blog?
You may be starting a new trend to help clog up the NSA arteries, until it has an Infarction:
Use some lines of text (from manually modified BTC signatures) as part of emails. It'll drive the decryption machines nuts, and chew up gobs of Bandwidth.
Done often enough by enough people... becomes a nice "Fuck you, NSA!" statement.
What the fuck is a Cyber threat exactly in the land of the free? i would be interested to know the definition as to which this would apply.....probably everything and nothing, just like terrorism.
Pretty sure it's you. You think there for you am.
Wont a half billion chinese hackers be surprised.
most without college (or collage) education.
Sure it's just not chillery?
And just in time to get things set up (locked down?) before Jade Helm...
Samizdat (sp?)
can we be clear...is this the unit that "organizes" funds for the Democrat Party? It will destroy any rich person that doesn't fund Hitlery or some other lackey of the uber rich liberals?
Obama can now sensor the words Reggie , Mooch and tight assed queer communist little cocksucker kenyan , net wide.
Good luck selling when the SHTF. Godspeed all.
ec. 5
. Privacy and Civil Liberties Protections. (a) Agencies shall coordinate their activities under this order with their senior agency officials for privacy and civil liberties and ensure that privacy and civil liberties protections are incorporated into such activities. Such protections shall be based upon the Fair Information Practice Principles and other privacy and civil liberties policies, principles, and frameworks as they apply to each agency’s activities TMZ probably first to go.Context please; what's with current reporting of a document dated over a year ago?
Get your facts straight, it over two years old.
Remind me, What day is today?
Oooooooh nooòoo:
http://moneymorning.com/ext/articles/rickards/chinese-plan-to-destroy-us...
That sounds very worrisome.....I got bored after 2 minutes, what are they selling?
'This CIA insider fears that we may be on the verge of suffering a financial attack from China that will not only render our dollar worthless, but also bankrupt millions of Americans nearly overnight."
The Chinese are the bad guys. Not the bankers.
Most Americans probably would buy it, until they couldn't afford toilet paper.
And yet teh gheys have their ass-less pants all in a twist about Indiana's RFRA. Get a clue.
What if we're straight but enjoy the wide open feeling and Road Warrior nostalgia of assless chaps?
You got a problem with that?
pods
Somewhere, Pods is going Road Warrior today!
Wearing only his chaps...
+10,000 Nude Harley Riders Unite!
WE MUST PROTECT OUR NATIONAL CELEBRITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT EXECUTIVES FROM THE VICIOUS ATTACKS OF SOMEONE SHOWING US THEIR INBOXES AND PHOTO STREAMS!!!!
All ya gotta know is if Bath House signed it, it's bad.
Obama just reads his lines ... in most cases, in the fulfillment of his job a useless figurehead. In compensation for the that he and the Mooch get to treat themselves like royalty and create enmity everywhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzRY2XpLBk Seemingly the real story is very complex and those who are seeking to completely control us do not want us to know the truth because that would be threatening to them. They fear us and need us to keep fighting each other so that they can feel secure. Apparently they were kicked out of every decent planet in the galaxy and found their way here.
He's also the Goy, er, Guy they picked to be the Fall Guy.
Dat's almost rayciss.
Divide and conquer works well, for those who can afford it.
Throw your firewalls and routers away and let .gov handle your cyber security for you! It's for the chillrens.
NSA firmware is written on your motherboard.
Long Heathkit.............
Clearly, information is the biggest enemy that penetrates our firewalls.
History rhymes.
A lot.
So if there's a cyber war on, who are the belligerents? How often is the US implicated in a high profile attack like stuxnet?
It's almost as if they started shit then used the fact that they started shit as evidence that shit was started and more public money needs to be spent policing the internet, which is clearly seen as a colony the United States and fully owned subsidiary of MIC, inc. It is important to remember the genesis of this nation, a plucky colony standing up to the full might of a superpower.
"It's almost as if they started shit then used the fact that they started shit as evidence that shit was started and more public money needs to be spent policing the internet"
Hegelian Dialectic
Almost all major events in history employ the Hegelian Dialectic of:
Problem – manufacture a crisis or take advantage of one already in place in order to get the desired
Reaction of public outcry whereby the public demands a
Solution which as been predetermined from the beginning.
This is precisely what I meant to imply. I find it almost offensive that it's so easy to spot these days.
Right on the heels of Google deciding what's true or not.
https://www.intellihub.com/google-thought-police-rank-websites-based-truth/
This is coming from a man who can't create a workable Healthcare website.
Yeah, but he's one hell of a dictator!
A rose by any other name...
Internet tulip boom.
Too bad he doesn't know about the Internet gate keeper keys. Shhhh.
How long until Dear Leader abolishes elections
http://freebeacon.com/issues/obama-admins-new-spending-website-rolls-bac...
Gotta hide those funds for fema camps, foreign mercenaries, and jihadists.
Abolish? Never'. They are the most important part of the scam.
Fuck you Obama. Your mother of should of swallowed, or aborted your dumbfuck ass.
The only cyber threat sits in the oval office.
Job one : Recover Nixon's 18 minutes of erased tape .... later, deal with Lois Lerner's and Hillary's E-mails !
Replace him with open source software.
/LOL
It would be a fun gedanken experiment to replace the POTUS and FED board with pseudocode. I don't think it would actually be that hard.
Bravo!
We'll know it's bad when we see a logo for "Obama Hedge" at the top of the screen.
Just where do you think the name came from? Look at the year ZH began and consider what else began that year.
Obama, aka Zero, uses this place as a honey pot. We're already there.
From what I have heard he has no interest in any kind of IN box. Just saying,,,,,,
Obama's skill set requires backdoor access. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
The FCC order on net neutrality was the jaws and now the Obama dictate on cyber security is the teeth…
Hope Obama paid for his new Hawaii home in cash. It will be tuff to keep up the mortgage payments from behind jail cell bars. Michelle can prostitute and send the daughters into sex slave camps to cover property tax bills.
Hey Obama fuck you! Who is going to protect us from your unconstitutional actions? You are just lucky that the CIA has blackmailed all members of Congress so that they will not impeach your sorry ass. You deserve to be charged with treason, convicted and hung for your crimes against this country.
So, if we're going to a cash-less world, via bites of crypto-cash, when the dollar crashes, how is that going to work, if there are cyber-threats? I'm not saying it can't happen.
And what was it that was going to happen 36 hours before the crash?
*EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY WILL ALLOW OBAMA TO REMOVE ERRONEOUS INFORMATION FROM INTERNET
*OBAMA VOWS TO MAKE INTERNET SAFE FOR ALL, NOT JUST RICH, CONNECTED MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES
*UNREGULATED INTERNET ENCOURAGES RACIST AND SEXIST INFORMATION TO BE SPREAD
*OBAMA: REPUBLICANS REFUSED TO PROTECT AMERICA, SO I MUST ACT ALONE TO PRESERVE AN OPEN, SAFE INTERNET
*OBAMA: WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE INTERNET TO SAVE IT
*OBAMA: IF YOU LIKE YOUR INTERNET, YOU CAN KEEP IT
Barry, you're such a fucking ass clown. You fucking embarrassment!!!
Sorry, duplicate post
Here is a negro that is Bright, Clean, Articulate...It's storybook man!
It disturbs me that I really have no clue whether or not this is an April Fools joke
The trure threat lies within..
Well, if this ever hits ZH, TD can always restart with a fresh site (a tweaked version?), and notify 'preferred' bloggers via email.
Preferably with bloggers who actually have some Value Add to contribute, rather than just vying for a Writer's position on a TV sitcom -- seeing that a funny/witty remark earns a LOT more Up arrows than incisive analysis. That alone betrays the true (IQ and maturity) level of most bloggers.
Tyler can move the server outside of Obama nutter jurisdiction. Problem solved
Fuck yourself Obama!
I was going respond with a funny, clever comment but have decided not to.
Oh, witty quips and a few yuks keep a lot of us folks from jumping off the nearest overpass.
Stripped down to the essence of the problem what we are up against is a small greedy soulless group of control freak asswipes who:
1 Have UNLIMITED funding.
2 Have super computers to war game every conceivable contingency.
3 Have all of the heavy firepower.
4 Have a surveillance apparatus unprecedented in human history.
5 Hates you and everyone you know.
6 Will soon make it impossible to read a post like this regardless of where ZH is hosted.
Enjoy it, laugh it up and ulitize this resource while you can. ….. ZipHedge is right on the top of the kill list. .. Way too much paying attention and insightful brain storming goin’ on here.
~ DC
Ein volk, ein Reich, ein fuhrer!
One people, one nation, one leader. Adolph Hitler's slogan
Because protecting the citizens from real threats would go against the plan to turn the US into a third world shit hole.
"A group of robbers on the south side of Chicago appear to have taken a page out of the Gulf Cartel or Los Zetas manual for setting up roadblocks in order to carry out violent robberies. Just last week a group of three or four robbers have used a construction area in the city’s south side to set up roadblocks as a trap for motorists."
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2015/04/01/chicago-robbers-appear-to-copy...
Just erase all of your hard drives, it's the best cyber security measure available! Then run for POTUS.
Key phrase here is targeted manner. Guess what? You're the target!
First on the chopping block, Breitbart.com
Best cyber security measure available... BULLSHIT!!!
Here is a better read: http://legbacore.com/Research_files/HowManyMillionBIOSWouldYouLikeToInfe...