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4 Dead In Pemex Oil Platform Explosion, Hundreds Evacuated

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Update: AFP reporting 4 dead in blast.

Update: PEMEX has confirmed the death of 1 employee in the Campeche Bay explosion.

Mexico’s state-owned PEMEX says an oil platform has exploded in Campeche Bay. 300 workers have been evacuated and the company says 8 boats are attempting to bring the blaze under control. 

Here’s the company’s statement posted on Twitter (via Google translate):

We're taking fire that was raised today at dawn in the Abkatun Permanent platform Campeche.. Nearly 300 workers have been evicted platform. To meet the emergency, it has 8 firefighting boats.

 

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Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:11 | 5948641 koaj
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estallamos algunas personas...
Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:16 | 5948659 Harlequin001
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Insurance job. Didn't see that one coming...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:22 | 5948675 Buckaroo Banzai
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What's Spanish for "Jewish lightning"?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:26 | 5948682 Dr. Engali
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I'm not sure about Spanish, but in Kenya it's pronounced 'Obama". 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:48 | 5948792 SilverIsKing
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Premature eja....Oh, Pemex Oil Evacuation.  Got it.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:04 | 5948857 jbvtme
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this is getting depressing

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:38 | 5949257 Four chan
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its all strategic when the price is low.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:40 | 5949263 Pinto Currency
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Perhaps Mexico is geting ready to introduce gold and silver legal tender law just like Texas.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:42 | 5949273 jbvtme
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like utah, arizona, oklhoma, kansas, trnnessee and south carolina...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:46 | 5949298 Pinto Currency
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Campeche Sound is 50% of Mx oil production.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:44 | 5949490 edotabin
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The collection on carbon credits should be great on this one. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:27 | 5948698 Dr. Richard Head
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"You didn't burn that" - Elizabeth "Central Bank-cock Sucker" Warren

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:31 | 5948715 oklaboy
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now come on guys, it is Mexico for God's sake.....

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:31 | 5948940 froze25
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"Jewish Lightning" = "relámpago judía"

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:45 | 5949293 LasVegasDave
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"Pull It"

-Lorenzo Silverstein

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:53 | 5949315 General Decline
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Was there a group of synchronized swimming Israelis spotted nearby?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:58 | 5949337 LasVegasDave
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No but a bottle nosed hasbara dolphin was reported missing from the NWO Zioquariam in Houston.

Coincidence?  I think not!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:38 | 5948746 Kirk2NCC1701
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What's Arabic for "Saudi Lightning"?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:44 | 5948769 Divine Wind
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Alla Snackbar ?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:32 | 5948942 froze25
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What diffrence does it make?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:44 | 5949286 Kirk2NCC1701
Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:17 | 5949971 Grimaldus
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Well, a goat makes for a saudi erection.

Grimaldus

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:15 | 5948882 Nostradumbass
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One of the first thoughts I had - oil prices need to go up, too much in storage - let's have a fire!

On the other hand, oil rigs are pretty complex operations and fires do happen...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:46 | 5949297 f16hoser
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Haliburton up to their old tricks again I see... Interesting. Guess the price of oil has been too low for to long. Cheney throwing another temper tantrum...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:22 | 5948677 Burt Gummer
Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:28 | 5948703 Charming Anarchist
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Definitely worth watching!  That Erin-chick interviewing GCelente is better than Barbie! 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:44 | 5948770 hairball48
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She is HOT

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:46 | 5949294 ebear
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That's a very clever outfit she's wearing.  They say TV makes you look fat, but that outfit makes her look thin.  Notice how it emphasizes the figure as well?  I would have put black striping on the shoulders as well, as she's pretty broad up there, but overall I give the wardrobe people top marks.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:43 | 5949592 Lore
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You're right. It's a pleasure to see an attractive, well spoken, intelligent young lady, dressed tastefully, her hair styled, and free of nose piercings or other weirdness.  It's strange. Where I live, you don't expect to see that much except among visiting Asians.  Most locals dress like clowns or just let themselves go.  At least in the Depression, men and women still dressed and carried themselves with dignity.  Men in the soup lines wore a shirt and tie! 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:08 | 5950157 Refuse-Resist
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In central FL, it seems like most of the white people have tatoos. On their necks, faces, lower legs, shoulders, fucking everywhere.

 

I agree with Return of Kings... tatooed bitches are crazy bitches.  Don't ever stick your dick in crazy.

 

They're mostly fat here and its almost as bad as my neck of the woods.

Fri, 04/03/2015 - 16:58 | 5956993 Lore
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Your observation matches mine.  Generally, people with tattoos are messed up.  

You do NOT see tattoos in Asia generally. There are some obvious exceptions, certain groups, but those people have given up their individuality, so feeling pity is pointless.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:06 | 5950140 Refuse-Resist
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She'd be alright if she didn't look like Rob Lowe's kid sister.

 

WNHI -- Don't go for batshit crazy liberal bishes.

 

Edit: I thought you all were referring to the Erin on CNN. My bad.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:04 | 5948858 _SILENCER
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The chick has Crazy Peepers. Fucks like a whore but will boil your daughter's bunny rabbit.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:49 | 5949526 crash commando
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All water diet.  Eyes probably jiggle in her head like cookie monster's.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:28 | 5948701 junction
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Mexico was late on its OPEC protection payment.  Saudi Arabia needs all the money it can get now that its ISIS cohorts are facing defeat in Yemen and Iraq and these mercenaries want full payment for services rendered.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:56 | 5948820 OldPhart
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Long Ecolab...moar Corexit!!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:12 | 5948642 _ConanTheLibert...
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Expect more explosions. That should fix the stubborn oil price.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:16 | 5948658 thatthingcanfly
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Ding Ding Ding.

Conan's the winner in the "First to Declare Conspiracy Award" for this ZH post.

Thanks to all those who played.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:19 | 5948668 Bay of Pigs
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Problem is, he's probably correct.

When in doubt, just blow shit up. Works for the War on Terror all the time.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:24 | 5948685 thatthingcanfly
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How does your brain manage the wherewithal to keep telling your heart to beat once per second?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:31 | 5948718 Bay of Pigs
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I thought your post above was <sarc>.

Apparently you're just stupid and can't connect the dots. Oh, that's right oil rigs blow up all the fuckan time.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:40 | 5948760 aardvarkk
Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:08 | 5948847 Bay of Pigs
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Interesting list. Especially the causes and how many were actually destroyed by fire.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:41 | 5948983 sun tzu
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Very few of those were fire or explosions and how many were completely destroyed? It could be an accident or maybe not. Interesting how as the price of oil stays low, all these wars start to pop up across oil producing countries then a rig explodes. There's trillions of dollars at stake. People have been killed for much less.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:04 | 5949096 thatthingcanfly
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Oh, the sarcasm was definitely on; and you'd have had to be blind to have missed it because I was laying it on pretty thick.

You are obviosly not very bright; and it's people like you who are predisposed to conspiracy theory when they see interesting things happen that they don't understand and have made no effort to understand. There are reasonable explanations for oil rigs catching on fire, Lufthansa flights diving into the French Alps, and the aurora borealis that don't involve sabotage, false flag psy-ops, or the HAARP.

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:54 | 5949323 ebear
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Many conspiracy theories are themselves a conspiracy - part of the disinformation campaign to discredit the investigation of real conspiracies.

Not that you'd have to go that far to discredit conspiracy theorists. Most are capable of doing that without any outside help.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:58 | 5949338 philosophers bone
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How is your reasonable explanation coming along on WTC 7?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:21 | 5949398 Bay of Pigs
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If it was sarc, why the ad hom attack on my comment then?

People like me? That's pretty rich. Maybe it was an accident. We shall see. Or maybe you're just an asshole ignoring issues like 9/11, WMD's/Iraq war, LIBOR and PM rigging, and many other frauds and false flags all proven to be conspiracy facts?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:24 | 5949412 thatthingcanfly
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Abusive? Yes. Ad hominem? No.

Your use straw man argumentation to prove you're every bit as dumb as I said you were? Priceless.

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:33 | 5949440 Bay of Pigs
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Let me rephrase it then. Why be abusive if you agree with what I said?

Just trying to follow your twisted logic pal.

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:53 | 5949318 Bill of Rights
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My what a large mouth you have....oh wait thats your ass.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:20 | 5949711 EBT excepted
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dat funny, like dis one time I to' a guy he gots lips da size ma' ass...den he to' me I gots lips da size hid fist...

 

but look like y'all gettin' uptight up in hea', jus r'lax wid a spoon, and a nice lady...all paid fo' by d'bama, and d'EBT...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:09 | 5948874 marathonman
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Unfortunately I think conspiracy for this one is misplaced.  Even the anglo's screw it up sometimes.  Here's a documentary about the Piper Alpha oil platform explosion in the North Sea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHriwdaEbms

You are dealing with complicated mechanical, electrical, and hydraulic systems that handle immense quantities of hydrocarbons.  It is not that hard to screw it up and blow stuff up.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:38 | 5948750 Kirk2NCC1701
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Waiting for ISIS to blow up Saudi facilities.

Could be a LOOOONG wait.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:33 | 5948950 froze25
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They know who their boss is.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:13 | 5948644 Infinite QE
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Israeli security?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:47 | 5949007 Sages wife
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Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. ISIS.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:14 | 5948649 unplugged
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keynsian bullish! 

now the MIC-keynsians needs some other types of things to blow up

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:22 | 5948666 Arnold
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Don't be soliciting suggestions, there isn't enough pixel capacity to cover it.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:15 | 5948652 Bumbu Sauce
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Not for me.  God bless the oil platform workers.  Hope everyone is safe.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:17 | 5948662 Dr. Engali
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Yay, crude is going higher.  The only thing that matters is higher oil prices, we don't want the proles catching a fucking break.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:12 | 5949379 General Decline
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One little oil rig fire and the crude market jumps like that?  yeah, right.  bastards.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:18 | 5948665 Q-Q-Q
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Shale oil sludge doesn't catch fire, I suppose thats one advantage of losing so much money on each barrel!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:58 | 5948833 Boubou
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Only the local water supply catches fire, but it's fine to drink once you put the flames out.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:21 | 5949168 thatthingcanfly
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That's a thoroughly debunked myth.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:19 | 5948667 max2205
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Insert Mexican joke here_________

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:47 | 5949299 MsCreant
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Too many beans.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:20 | 5948670 Max Steel
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April's Fool ?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:22 | 5948674 Dr. Engali
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Biggest oil platform explosion since Lehman.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:39 | 5948753 SethDealer
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@ Dr. Engali,, LMAO. good one

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:45 | 5948775 ilikepies
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Dont forget MF Global and the CME ponzi. Cant help but think that the MF was changed to somethig nafarious when the dark occulted kiddy fiddler took the helm. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:25 | 5948690 hoist the bs flag
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CNN, NBC, FOX...not one word yet. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:30 | 5948713 Vinividivinci
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@ Hoist the BS Flag...
They're not done beating the crap out the dead horse that is the GermanWings FF...Their single neuron will get around to this story in good time.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:32 | 5948724 hoist the bs flag
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I keep forgetting who and what kind of "news" entities we are dealing with. thanks for the reminder.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:12 | 5950403 SirBarksAlot
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You can always tell when the msm masters are behind a hit. They go into "over-explain" mode, trashing the character of (one of) the vicitm(s).

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:26 | 5948694 Vinividivinci
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Let's just hope this won't turn into another "uncontrollable oil leak" like the Deep Water Horizon...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:40 | 5948756 Implied Violins
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I guess it was finally time to destroy the other half of the gulf.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:54 | 5949564 Ckierst1
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Actually, da Meskins are the real pioneers in this "real bad rig fire in the Gulf" shit.  They already had the Ishtoc #1 fire years ago in the same neighborhood (Campeche Bank) and I heard that they never really made good on the enviro damages, despite the assurances.  US gummint simply forgave the debt I guess.  Gunked up Texas Louisiana?) beaches.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:27 | 5948700 Likstane
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Why hasn't that rig collapsed on itself? it's been burning more than 45 minutes.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:31 | 5948714 papaswamp
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Because fuel/oil can't melt....... Wait a minute!!!!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:37 | 5948742 TalkToLind
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PULL IT!

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:34 | 5948956 froze25
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Ahh the building 7 reference, well done.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:40 | 5948755 Jerk_Store
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only jet fuel combined with furniture can melt steel

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:47 | 5948787 BeaverCream
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Does Larry S. own this rig?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:36 | 5948735 ilikepies
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Tribe fire sale. Yes it involves insurance but that is why the city of London was invented. Expecting some pension fund to go under sometime in the next couple of weeks. I don't post often but I hope spirits are high ZH. Carry on.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:39 | 5948752 czarangelus
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We're not going to stop until there's not a single safe inch of earth to lay on, are we?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:39 | 5948754 lakecity55
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"Thinking of joining that AIIB deal, huh, Mexico?"

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:54 | 5948812 ilikepies
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These fuckers just do this for shits and giggles. Keeps the rabble in line. If all the tree huggers and hippy folk go down there to help scrub penguins or some other flightless bird then the less likely they are to address any real kind of problem. Whats the water like in California these days? 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:48 | 5948788 SubjectivObject
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Looks like a separation facility.  Somewhat akin to a refinery.

Is the Canterell field sour?

Could be lots of opportunities for maintenance issues leading to process upset.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 11:57 | 5948825 TalkToLind
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Why is it taking so long for Paul Krugman to respond?  This story surely made his day.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:42 | 5948881 tony wilson and...
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you nose

with the oil price collapse un alls

shale implosions already

greater israel and the samson option on the false flag event horizon

least of all the loss of life and trauma for the survivors

we jewishers think it was a good thing to just pull it

so we pulled it and we made the floyds of london division decision to do that

already

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:18 | 5948903 Chuck Knoblauch
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This is how supply is manipulated.

Burn, destroy, and invade.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:24 | 5948917 gcjohns1971
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Good thing that shale extraction is even more dangerous, or the Mexicans might be in trouble in this price war.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:38 | 5948968 rsnoble
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Is oil spewing everywhere?

So the fleas on planet earth are having a bad day.  Another one.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:55 | 5949050 duffelpud
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Looking forward now to another summer of Texas tar-ball beaches.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 12:55 | 5949051 Escapeclaws
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We wouldn't have these oil rig explosions if we went over to nuclear power.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:21 | 5949092 Mike Masr
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Breaking News!   Yats and Porkyshenko tell all on YouTube clip that it was Putin and Russia that took out that Pemex oil platform. Russian periscope seen by Ukrainians on Mexican fishing boat. Russian torpedo suspected. Barry should be on TV soon to draw more pink lines.    

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:14 | 5949139 Buster Cherry
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Crap.

Say goodbye speck fishing and hello tarballs.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:20 | 5949163 TNTARG
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Another huge oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 13:41 | 5949268 lakecity55
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What took those midgets in the small submarine so damn long?

You also had them on a mission in California last night, sir.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:11 | 5949375 q99x2
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Rig Count -1

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:49 | 5949528 bluskyes
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Now, now, don't cry. There's lots more oil where that came from.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:50 | 5949533 p00k1e
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Life insurance should pay double. 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:29 | 5950241 Shitgum Suicide
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Life insurance pays triple if you die in a plane crash while on business.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:05 | 5949628 Mike Masr
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Russian nuclear submarine visits Gulf of Mexico undetected 2012

http://www.naval-technology.com/news/newsrussian-nuclear-submarine-sails...

 

 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:12 | 5949857 juicy_bananas
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Tell bathhouse barry there's no more lube.  And Larry Sinclair prefers gun oil brand lube.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:26 | 5950230 Shitgum Suicide
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Ahhh the Tackleberry method.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:57 | 5949882 The Shape
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Wow production cut. Didn't see that coming. I've only been saying it here for the last two weeks and old Tyler wouldn't say boo.

Next, the lies about storage filling up...

Anyone who swallowed that rig counts don't matter shit is a fucking idiot. And where was it traced back to... Goldman Sachs analyst Damien Courvalin

Damien Courvalin is a fucking liar. A fucking liar for the Devil.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:05 | 5949906 clade7
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I had an appetizer platform explode like that in Cerviche Bay once..those damn little candles throw off some heat...

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:19 | 5949982 henry chucho
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The 300 Mexican workers have now been evacuated,loaded onto Borders sin Frontera busses,and are now in route to Matamoros,where they will transfer onto Greyhound busses,for the short ride to Brownsville,Texas..Once there,they will recieve their disability checks,workmans compensation,Obamacare,and food stamps,courtesy of the Amerikan Taxpayer..

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:35 | 5950034 arrowrod
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So far nobody has mentioned the various Gulf states suing for damages to their coastline.  Another $100 billion...  Wait Mexico is a sovereign country, $500 billion.

Haliburton is probably involved, another $200 billion.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:59 | 5950127 A is A
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Anybody know what charting software Tyler is using?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:00 | 5950131 Spectre
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Since when did it make sense to pump water onto an oil based fire ??? 

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:03 | 5950370 SirBarksAlot
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Since oil has been below $90 a barrel.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:38 | 5950279 Shitgum Suicide
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Could the Russians please stop torpedoing oil platforms in the Gulf? We wouldn't have gone into Ukraine if they left the Deep water horizon alone. Silly ruskies

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:02 | 5950368 SirBarksAlot
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While Dick Cheney took cover in his bungalow.

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