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i think i have a pretty good idea where the federal reserve is, and where goldman and the investment banks are at, and where the statist government entity is as well, and not only that but i think i have a good idea who is holding the right cards and who the sucker in the game is. what i a not sure of is where the pension funds figure, as clients of the investment banks, they are protected assets to be guarded by the fed and the central planners in washington, as they go so goes the middle class, or the majority of american voters. the only middle class people left with clout are government employees. if the pension funds go bust (the stock market crashes) then the one party government in DC loses support, and the states have to make up the difference in some cases. that might create another red state takeover of the electoral college (thinking jeb bush) the only way to levitate the fortunes of washingtons largest block of voting support requires more QE, because the pension funds are synonmous with the 1%. on the other hand hedge funds in general have been taking a beating in this market, but QE rigs the game in favor of investment banks like goldman and jpm who in turn collect fees and front run their clients (muppets) unless there is another Bush who wants to do a red state makeover, a stock market correction would hurt the weathy blue states more, and their disproportionate number of public employees with their rather well stuffed pension plans. everyone loves the pension funds, they lose their clout and goldman loses fees, the government in DC loses voters, QE didnt come about until the market crashed in 2008 and Obama came into office. among bureaucrats like Yellen, adding another layer of QE before the election would signify a political position, and might mean an end to her career as fed chief if the GOP wins in 16. yep more QE is anything but automatic. even if the market crashes. Obama calls but nobody answers.
Hillary: "Vlad, let's make a really evil baby!"
Speaking of traumatic injuries to the rectal area, how is Jim Nabors doing?
Idealism is the fool's hope. The fools hope, while their masters take.
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Long long pork and tiger meat,
and fuck hippy heeb son of a diamond merchant Clusterfuck . blog & whoever here keeps posting links to him.
Lets see how well his tundra v8 driving ass breathes with 3 cheetoes stuffed up each nostril by a tattoo laden carny/or stupid facebook farmtown or candycrush using dope choking him out with a massive forearm and bicep.
out pussies
in the time of the insane, the sane are criminals. art can be truth of the fool, love it william.
in the time of lies, truth is a crime. you are a criminal mr bonzai.
a fool drops his keys in the dark, but he is found looking for them under a street light, "i can see better under this light."
The Federal Reserve - "April Fooling" Americans 24x7 since 1913.....
Happy April Fools!
Hey WB, is there any mash up mileage to be had from the concept of AIIB-onomics? Specially now that Abe is about to sign up?
Ben was fond of a farce
So yonder fake cash did he cast
Awaiting his quarry
Alas he was sorry
To recognise ol' Janet's arse
I just threw up in my mouth. Uggh.
If you add the full pallet of both above and below works, you pretty much understand fascism. (hint: tax code ostensibly designed for war) It is going to be really interesting when hillaries emails show a fortune created by taking money from foreign dictators, who got their money from U.S. tax payers. But wait, there's more, the money was put into tax free 501c3s that will allow her will to affect this planet for hundreds of years. And that is even without the patronage money she will throw around on her 2016 presidential campaign, win or lose. The Indiana issue is just the start of a massive class action where people who did not marry (one or many more times) are going to sue the US government for reparations. Why is a single and/or childless persons' work product an enemy of the state, and therefore taxed higher than others?
The answer you will find below. Blankenfien and Goldman Sacs are doing "god's work" and deserve any legal classification at anytime they want. Investment bank, stray muppet rescue shelter, holding bank, Corp, LLC, Auto Maker, defense contractor, ice cream stand, and of course 501c3 church.
As always, Thank you William.
Most excellent. I used to live right around that neighborhood. You know what was HELLA disgusting was how these covered ladies in black would walk around prominently displaying the Gucci bags and shit like that. They come in for the long weekend and then right back out with their bags of poo/loot. CRAP
Love Vlad as a Haji!
- Ned
{why the long face, john?}