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'Mysterious' Last-Second Buying-Panic Saves S&P From Red Close For 2015
Overnight dip-buyers (algos) ran us all the way back to unch before retail stepped in and bought it all back from them and this...
UPDATE: VIX was totally unrigged 3 times to ensure the S&P 500 cash indedx remained green for the year!!!!
Flash-Crash... Rescue bid... Retail fish...
The machines were very busy as VWAP was all that mattered... Off The Lows...
From last Friday's close... it's been quite wild ride in futures...
Which doesn't look quite as crazy in cash indices... Small Caps remain relative outperformers... Dow was saved from worse picture by Goldman's dominance which added 25 points to The Dow on its own
Year-to-Date, S&P was rescued at the very last second to close +0.04% YTD!!!! UNRIGGED
The momo stuff is losing steam... but "off the lows" is the new "killing it"
Biotech dead-cat-bounce dead-cat-bounce is dead again...
Go Pro No Mo...
Go Daddy IPO Opens at $26.15... and closes...
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Treasury yields tumbled...
The Dollar dropped modestly with buying in Asia/Europe session once again and selling in US session..
And Commodities soared...
Led by a triple whammy for Crude... Production cut, PEMEX rig fire, and "no deal" with Iran... best day in 2 months (then faded after NYMEX Close)
And gold was well bid north of $1200...
Charts: Bloomberg
Bonus Chart: Climbing The Wall Of Absolutely No Worries...
Investor Intelligence Bulls fall to 54.5, Bears still dead at 14.2 pic.twitter.com/OGOC9CcBuB
— Not Jim Cramer (@Not_Jim_Cramer) April 1, 2015
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When can I get my Tesla Watch?
When can I get my flying Tesla CAR(pet)?
My intuition is telling me that these fuckers are using the Shemittah cycle in their algo fake 'market' casino.
http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/562077/jewish/What-Is-Shem...
And 7 years after the big crash of Sept 2008 is this Sept. So I'm taking a geuss that this Sept they'll take the 'market' to the woodshed again to fuck us Goyim cunts.
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY
~wopr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWjlCaIrQo
You can't lose if you don't play.
it's NEVER Going to Crash. EVER.
It's uncrashable like the Titanic.
its already crashed, this is just the wreckage burning out....there seems to be a lot of wreckage
I have 13 left for sale on Craigslist.
Alex, I'd like to solve this puzzle. ..is the answer...The Fed
We all know QE is the Fed's stated vehicle to artificially rig interest rates lower and artificially maintain a market for Treasury's and MBS...and in the following link, pretty well establish there is a backdoor QE of similar size going on to maintain the rigged US Treasury "market" in the current absence of formal QE...
http://econimica.blogspot.com/2015/03/brics-blink-or-more-correctly-wink-and.html
So, if it's clear the biggest "market" is out and out rigged...if multiple CB's now openly advertise their equity purchasing with funny money, if the CME has an incentive program specifically for CB's purchasing equity's, why would we think otherwise for the Fed and US equities??? Which leaves us with this...
http://econimica.blogspot.com/2015_04_01_archive.html
No April Fools: Propaganda circle complete, UK Prime Minister is related to Kim Kardashian
It's official: the Russell's become largely untradable, ending near Unch with a big, green, phallic hammer (not that the other indices are a piece of cake). Dollar fear realloactions by big state funds? Predatory algos? A sick joke by Bernanke's blog editor? Planetary positioning? An error in JPM's code? Who cares -- time to move on.
Bull-Bear Battle Baffled By Belligerent Burst In Black Bullionthere, I fix'd it
The asses at Al’s Assonance Association would be slightly less proud than Cal’s Collective of Consonance Connoisseurs
like my sister says: it's all fucking bullshit, ha...
Allll complete bullshit, and friends and family can't fathom why I spend all my time playing for money at the pool hall. They ask 'wow, isnt that risky?' I reply 'Far less risky than your so-called 'equity assets.'
“Take the Fed-Heads Bowling” by Camper Van Beethoven
Every day I get up and pray to Janet
And she increases the remaining days of ZIRP by exactly one
Everybody's buying bonds these days
Last night there were Fed-Heads on my lawn
(Chorus) Take the Fed-Heads bowling, take them bowling
Take the Fed-Heads bowling, take them bowling
Some people say raising rates is a pain (is a pain, is a pain)
Some people say before long we’ll be like Spain (be like Spain, be like Spain)
Kocherlakota’s name doesn’t rhyme with anything (anything, anything)
Read the last Fed statement, but forgot what it said (what it said, what it said)
Take the Fed-Heads bowling, take them bowling
Had a dream last night about QE4 . . .
+1 for Camper Von Beethoven reference
The cracks are starting to show. Try to keep those plates spinning and that ponzi scheme going just a little while longer. . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhoos1oY404
They've almost got it to zero risk market....when they finally get it there then they'll pull the rug out.
Well you can bet that some really super good unexpected can't believe how good it is news will be out by Friday.
Can't go into the weekend without a substancial boast!
FUBAR!
Markets closed Friday...has to be tomorrow.
pfffffttttttblllllllluuuurrrrrbbb pppfffttttttttttt blip
Sorry taking a shit and looking at charts looks the same.
There was a bet for 1.00 and money was spent to make it good and win the bet.
Everything is AWESOME!!!!!
OSSUM
What an absolute joke these price indices formerly known as markets have become.
Traitors, sell outs and crooks are all we have left running our country.
William Dudley of the NY Fed, is that you buying again?
God help me if I wasn't so poor I'd offer a reward to any of the central bank's programmers to write an article to be posted on ZH as to how the central banks infinite supply of fiat is programmed into the market.
I guess Tyler won't be posting the rig counts don't matter video from the Goldman shills at Bloomberg again.
1% up or down, means nothing. It goes 1% up or down everyday .
Tell me when there is 50% gold up or down or something relevant happens.
No down, up! Have faith!
The unicorn takes flight! The rainbow lives! Pot 'O Gold for everyone! BTFATH!
Look at the PeNikkei CFD's. The BoJ is all over the premarket ramp. the Tankan and manufacturing PMI #'s were complete shit last night and the nikkei is up almost 1.00%? I can't wait to see the foreign bonds buying, and foreign investments in Jap stocks later.
Nikkei 225 19,212.00 19,034.84 19,227.00 19,032.00 +177.16 +0.93%20:55:54
WTF?
It's green.
no, this "market" is totally not rigged!
Real money for real stocks.
It's all going according to plan.
JOKER says BUY.
LOLOLOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
like stocks could close low.
I bet both gold and oil will be back tomorrow just where they started their rally today
sure wish yellen would stop whacking her flapjacks on the buy button
Umm, 2015 isn't over yet. (or is it?)