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Top Signal Arrived in Inbox

Submitted by Tim Knight from Slope of Hope on 04/01/2015 14:24 -0400

Just got this in my email, and if this isn't a sign of a top, I don't know what is......

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Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:51 | 5950873 Lmo Mutton

Draw them a spider. It worked for David Thornn.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:04 | 5950771 bonin006

Why is the email address blacked out? I want to buy it. I bet Tim just doesn't want competition.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:53 | 5950719 El Hosel

"The elimination of risk".com

Offering Federally insured and guaranteed prosperity for all "Investors".... act now, stock prices won't stay this high forever.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:31 | 5950468 besnook

i think the sale of the bull statue on wall street marked the last top.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 18:01 | 5950355 Bear

hookersonwallstreet.com or wallstreethookers.com both available for only $9.99 / yr on GoDaddy. Both will probably get more traffic that wallstreet.com

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:33 | 5950255 mastersnark

As long as the domain currently generates zero revenue, that is a fair deal.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 17:28 | 5950238 Conax

That would be a perfect home for the world's archives of monkey porn.

The SEC, NRC, CFTC will have plenty to do.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:57 | 5950122 kaiserhoff

Thanks for sharing, Tim.

I thought the gold plated Delorean ad was a pretty good tell,

just before the crash of '87.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:31 | 5950840 walküre

Gold Apple Watch this time....

They know how to send signals

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:15 | 5949964 Ban KKiller

The greater fool theory is now fact.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:58 | 5949887 kchrisc

I'll sell WallOfTheftStreet.com for $30.

The banksters need to repay us.

GuillotineTheFed.com is also available.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:38 | 5949815 zhanglini

April Fool's?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 16:16 | 5949968 Dirtt

What is not April Fools?

Designer Toilet Paper. That's right folks.

Forget metaphors. Forget proverbial this and that. Forget anecdotal evidence. Forget symbolism, analogies or comparisons FOLKS!

FLUSHING MONEY DOWN THE TOILET.

"The defense rests your Honor."

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:35 | 5949798 Deathrips

.com is a dinosaur.

You may not know that.

RIPS

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:56 | 5949579 Lokking4AnEdge

next is www.wallstreet.xxx......................

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:13 | 5950579 holgerdanske

next is www.wallstreet.xxx...................... (

This domain has been reserved from registration.

more likely :

wallstreet.ch

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Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:17 | 5949698 Tim Knight from...

These leaked bukkake tapes of Yellen are simply NOT selling.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 15:24 | 5949741 e_goldstein

Oh dear god, where's the eyebleach guy?

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 20:37 | 5950852 TheReplacement

First of all it is God, not god. Secondly, here you go - some of God's finest work.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 14:55 | 5949568 ebworthen

The Millenials and A.O. generations will need to know who to send an angry tweet too when the next crash occurs and Mom and Dad and/or Grandma and Grandpa can no longer afford to pay for their Chipotle wraps, iPhone, data plan, Honda, and college tuition.

Wed, 04/01/2015 - 19:39 | 5950678 OldPhart