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Rebranding Hillary

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/02/2015 19:08 -0400

The truth will set her free?

Source: Investors.com

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Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:05 | 5953538 BullyBearish

Psychotics always do their master's bidding...

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:25 | 5953578 dimwitted economist

Nasty. Disgusting. Old. Bull Dyke... what's not to like right?

oops.. forgot to throw in Murderer

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:27 | 5953606 boogerbently

They already have their excuse in place,

"They all lie".

Hillary running ahead of ALL GOP candidates.....still.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:29 | 5953922 Crisismode

Really!?!?

All GOP candidates are made of the very same scum her DNA is.

They are One And The Same.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:38 | 5953946 Fun Facts

if "none of the above" was a choice, and we had a fair poll, NOTA would win by a landslide.

When viewed in this way, it's obvious we do not have a representative government or even one that anyone wants.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 20:16 | 5954042 Four chan

the fact this is the only place in america i can say "she is shit" says everything about her chances of winning.

Fri, 04/03/2015 - 06:05 | 5955012 winchester

i would try HITliary

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:32 | 5953621 Realname

You'd do her...admit it. /s

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:40 | 5953649 HamRove

Great campaign slogan Realname. I think that's the rebranding they are looking for.

**Hillary Clinton 2016**

You'd do her.....Admit it.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:05 | 5953737 Creepy A. Cracker

Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire: Hillary

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 20:27 | 5954079 turnoffthewater

Liar in truth.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 20:42 | 5954121 MrTouchdown

You managed to twist one off to The View, now prepare for the ultimate challenge: Hiliary Swimsuit Edition!

Fri, 04/03/2015 - 01:26 | 5954758 Chauncey Gardener

I wouldn't do her with YOUR dick. Ever.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:10 | 5953752 ajax

What a feeding frenzy: wasn't "Auntie Satan" good enough?

Eat your dicks for lunch and don't forget to call the doctor for your Viagra after dinner.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:06 | 5953541 ebworthen

"At this point what does it matter!?!?"

Yup, just what the country needs.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:10 | 5953751 DeadFred

Face it. There won't be any more after Barry, we're too far gone already.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:46 | 5953967 SofaPapa

Except that every time I think they can't go any more "never go full retard", damn it if they don't find a way... They'll find a way to make this worse yet, be it her name or another one we haven't even heard yet. It's just never enough for them, apparently.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:08 | 5953544 kchrisc

She's a great diversionary lighting-rod for Zion.

The banksters need to repay us.

"There's a Hilliary up my sleeve."

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:08 | 5953546 wmbz

The cackling cunt, will be in full howl soon enough and a bunch of brain dead morons will be cheering her disgusting fat ass on!

One sick bitch!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:51 | 5953687 Wahooo

And you just know that cankles will become fashionable.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:22 | 5953770 ajax

Cock, Cunt, cock, cunt, cock, cunt, cock, cunt, cock, cunt, cock-cunt-cock cunt - cock cunt - cock cunt , cock/cunt, cock-cunt, cock-cunt, cock/cunt, cock-cunt, cock cunt etc etc etc just fill up the page printer

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:30 | 5953797 ajax

Smelly ugly cock, ugly cunt, crooked cock, bastard cunt, wretched circumcised cock, beautiful orchid cunt, bent over used-up old cock, trashed cock, ... it can go on forever if you'd like.

Let's get rude. Rude.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 23:20 | 5954485 Sages wife

One sick society.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:09 | 5953548 drendebe10

"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman." Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:42 | 5953658 grekko

Just keep her hands out of my shorts...PLEASE!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:32 | 5953798 ajax

"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."

There is, and it's Sanford's old ugly dick.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:13 | 5953556 Thirst Mutilator

Gonna need to slather on a lot of makeup & liposuction to make [what will be] a 69 YO hag look ready to rule in Nov 2016...

I think Fred Sanford said something about this back in the day...

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:14 | 5953559 Normalcy Bias

There's not enough lipstick in the world for this pig...

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:23 | 5953593 Thirst Mutilator

Strangely enough:

"More than 50% of lipsticks made in the United States contain pig fat or castor oil, which gives them a shiny appearance."

So basically ~ you're taking LARD out of a pig & smearing it all over your face... Presumably ~ to make a PIG prettier.

You just cant make this stuff up!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:30 | 5953613 Normalcy Bias

Dude. Bacon-flavored lipstick! Let's patent that shit. The pigs will love it!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:42 | 5953637 Thirst Mutilator

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BACON!

OK ~ Here's where it gets silly... 'JAPS' [J_ _ _ _ H AMERICAN PRINCESSES slap that gunk all over their mouths so they can bag a rich money counterfeitting dude ~ BUT WAIT!!! ~ Let THE CLASH SING IT TO YOU... 'This is not Kosher']

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:31 | 5953617 DutchR

Here, have some Brawndo

""You just cant make this stuff up!"

Yes We Can

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:37 | 5953641 Thirst Mutilator

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Bacon flavored BRAWNDO!

It's what plants crave!

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:25 | 5953796 Berspankme

It wouldn't help this miserable cunt. She would look better if she caught on fire

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:38 | 5953823 ajax

"There's not enough lipstick in the world for this pig..."

No? But god knows John Boehner has been smearing himself with it since anyone can remember. Orange is the new red?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:19 | 5953580 CarpetShag

It just makes way
for Joe Bidet.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:40 | 5953827 ajax

Why not Joe Biden? He can't be worse than anything else the Banks can throw up for your consumption.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:20 | 5953584 venturen

Going to be a lot of retirements of Ambassadors if she is elected.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:23 | 5953594 Be_Optimistic

I never realised she had the word "liar" in her name. All makes sense now.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:44 | 5953838 ajax

"I never realised she had the word "liar" in her name. All makes sense now."

You aren't very clever are you? You probably think 'liar' is only applicable to Mrs. Clinton.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:36 | 5953941 Crisismode

Oh?

Please give us YOUR list of liars of the Moment, that You approve of?

OK?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:24 | 5953598 venturen

Bill's Easter Egg hunt at the white house is going to be a party with Bunnies of another kind

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:30 | 5953599 Yen Cross

vote> Ice Queen in '16

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:31 | 5953616 Niall Of The Ni...

The truth, if revealed in open court, would send her to Arkansas's lethal injection chamber several times over.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:37 | 5953945 Crisismode

Nope.

She and Bill OWN the Arkansas courts.

Guess again.

Fri, 04/03/2015 - 02:24 | 5954841 Kirk2NCC1701

That's because Cli (n)tocracy prevailed.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:35 | 5953631 Soul Glow

You mean Hillary "Delete All Files" Clinton still thinks she can get the nom nom nom?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:39 | 5953647 Callz d Ballz

hi·lar·i·ty

I'll find extreme amusement in her monumental flame out.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:48 | 5953678 Chuck Knoblauch

Tell us about Cathy O'Brien, Hilary.

How old was she when she went down on you?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:48 | 5953680 NoWayJose

Not many options instead of Hillary on the Democrat side.

Too many options on the Republican side.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:20 | 5953781 thebigunit

Too many options on the Republican side.

I'm sure the Repubs can work out a deal.

Trade a couple of RINO's and crony capitalists to the Dems for a Reagan Democrat or two. That will help level the playing field.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:53 | 5953696 Downtoolong

You'll know they're getting desperate when she becomes a contestant on the next co-opted, co-marketed, co-politicomedia sensation, Dancing With The Democrats.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 17:55 | 5953707 RaceToTheBottom

No dynasties and no incumbents.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:01 | 5953724 Chuck Knoblauch

No Canadians

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:23 | 5953789 thebigunit

> No Canadians

You'll love Ted Cruz.

He'll annex Canada and then it won't be a problem any more.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:36 | 5953817 Yen Cross

lol

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:18 | 5953769 juicy_bananas

No Christians

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:10 | 5953749 davidalan1

IM still attempting to figure out how this BORING, ugly, lying, smug, condescending, non-inspiring, shady. Wife to an impeached Pres, proven to be a rapist, misogynist, cigar stuffer in the oval office, became a governor, Sec. of state and NOW could possibly be the Commander in Chief of this ONCE great country. WE ARE FUCKED !! to the core

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:41 | 5953953 Crisismode

Well,

Is she Better or Worse than Obama?

Better?

Worse?

Say it!

Well?

Is she?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 20:48 | 5954137 Anunnaki

Which is worse syphilis or gonorrhea

Fri, 04/03/2015 - 07:43 | 5955133 11b40

Syphilis.

Fri, 04/03/2015 - 05:17 | 5954977 BidnessMan

Senator not Governor. But whatever

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:18 | 5953775 juicy_bananas

Hitlery

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:20 | 5953780 Katastrofenhausse

Waiting to hear from ZH'er Hitlery_4_Dictator

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:12 | 5953894 Dr.Vannostrand

Fuck him and his "I lived in cali for 10 years" bullshit.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 18:51 | 5953855 farflungstar

The truth will set her free amidst an avalanche of human bones, stripped clean of all the meat.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:03 | 5953877 I Write Code

Private Server or Public Servant?

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 19:09 | 5953885 Omen IV

as President she wil be more hateful and much more arrogant - sad sad country

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 20:00 | 5953995 besnook

jeb(the hedge) is more dangerous than hillarious. no one knows him except florida and most of north florida(deep, deep red state) thought he was god. he was borne of a medicaid /medicare swindle in miami that he managed to escape from scot(lol) free as his partner took the fall for him. this guy is truly bush evil.

Thu, 04/02/2015 - 20:01 | 5954006 VWAndy