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What's all this Easter stuff? Today was Opening Day. Cards beat Cubs 3-0. Is there no longer any respect for tradition?
Holy shit, that Hitlery Bunny looks like it belongs in one of Hieronymus Bosch's nightmarish depictions of Hell.
OOOHHH MMMYYY!!!!
If Shi*lery is elected, gonna need some more eye bleach!!
Easter Eye Bleach
http://frabz.com/3ugh
Naaah, if you're gonna do eye bleach you gotta do it right!
http://www.eyebleach.com/
Absolute classics. An avalanche of ovoid nightmares.
Thank you good Sir WB7. May grace find all of us this year.
It appears you did not get much sleep these last few days WB.
Thank you for all the Easter Eggs - and I'm not even a christian.
no crucified easter bunnies...
maybe next year..
So far so good?
No bad evil, pop go the weasels?
Das is goot, ya!
Happy Easter Greetins to each and every one. Wishing to all the great outer meaning of the risen Christ energies as they flow in to bring in Spring, and all the beauty of colors and in abundance of the new seaSon after a long, and still ongoing cold winter. It is the traditional time of family, feasting, and fasting for some. It is a time of love, and beauty, truth, and brotherhood. It is a time to rebuild foundations long forgotten. It is garden time!
For those souls of which this pen self-chooses to be, we pray and fast to sacrifice, so that the world will somehow save itself from the evil that is menacing outside the gates of every home in the world. We give to universe, that the seeds of salvation never perish.
Every family has a greater conflict to deal with in the coming universal changes, than they do in the meanderings of petty minds that manifest death in wars for profits and elimination of the human species on the planet earth. One could ponder many things, but in the end there seems to be a script that might want to eliminate billions of lives on the planet just before the planet really changes. Or, are events that put sea shells on top of mountains and are prolly the reason there are no forest trees that are older than around 5-6,000 years, knowing the planet is billions of years old, moar important that the pettiness of world domination, and population elimination agendas?
Hummmmm....ponderment deluxe. Moar woar, or stepping up to the plate as a world civilization to as One life force, face head-on these coming world changing events by implementing, Project Go That Way?
The answer is and has always been really easy when it comes to whole planetary civilizations surviving huge earth changing events. One Love. When the force of mind and heart united as One overcome the forces of materiality in the matrix, there is hope of survival for all. As all are One in spirit, and there is NO escape from this fact in the material and spiritual worlds and on the many planes of existence, herein lies the answer to survive. In this greatest of all worldly games it is all, or nothing. THIS, is what the evil unintelligent low vibration of materiality and greed for control will never understand. One in spirit and a civilization thinking as one human force can change the outcome. As long as babylon keeps the nations divided and fighting each other for material gains, there is NO HOPE of this planet and ALL LIFE aboard surviving what may, or may not come some day.
Now say Happy Easter and be part of the beauty, the color, the sweetness in the creation. Take a deep breath and look around you. Nothing stops the greater force of that Christ energy from coming into all material things. Look to the new life blooms as if you are a child of God seeing them in the most magnificent new light ever. Stop and slow down to see beauty as it comes forth moar and moar each day. Give thanks for all the blessings you have.
Please pray for Peace to prevail over the insanity and out right ignorance of the Law of One. All men are born of a mother, and most have families to join in that oneness of mutual brotherhood. Charity begins at home, and starts in the heart. Let ALL the families of the world join in One Love harmony to sing, dance, and celebrate in the beauty of the coming of the Christ energies onto the lands, the hearts, and the minds of all who seek freedom from the tyranny of materiality and most often, our own hearts. May each and all who have read these words now be touched by something you do not know this day. Call it Love.
Let you and yours be blessed by the goodness and love YOU create in your world around you, as you go forth to plant new seeds of beauty, color, and love. May the Spirit of the Christ and the Love from whence this comes, be for all who choose to embrace that. God is Love. The awareness of Love is the Christ in you. No escape from this truth. All biological life forces come equipped to auto-know that fact. It is ignorance that keeps one from this symbiotic harmonic vibration that is very life sustaining.
Look up! Sure is windy out there. Hummmmm....
One Love!
Given this day for you WB7~:---->The camaraderie of humor, is a tent all can gather in to quench the thirst for true brotherhood.
Some of that doesn't make a lot of sense in the Southern Hemisphere as we approach winter.
But what are we doing celebrating Eostre on the first Sunday , after the the first Full Moon , after the Autumn Equinox , anyway?
The big Easter egg due today is the Columbia Journalism report on the Rolling Stone fabrication.
Rumor is Rolling Stone will do a "formal retraction" of the article, something they have BS'd the public into believing they had already done.
"On his Sunday “Reliable Sources” broadcast on CNN, host Brian Stelter told viewers he expects Rolling Stone magazine to retract a November 2014 story by Sabrina Rubin Erdely that alleged a rape at a University of Virginia campus fraternity. The formal retraction will occur after the Columbia Journalism School releases the findings of its investigation on the magazine’s handling of the story tonight at 8 p.m. ET according to Stelter’s report."
The G.S. Rabbit and the Muppet Chicken...
Does the muppet chicken lay a gold-plated tungsten egg?
You're on a roll, WB!
Whoa. Them are some creepy Easter Bunnies. Pardon me while I quell some wicked flashbacks.
egg-zackly WB7, cracking easter graphics.... thanks.
That "RECOVERY" bird is the American symbol that replaced a dying and extinct bald eagle 70 years ago!
And the chronolgy of the bought and paid for whores in Washington that have made the symbol a reality that follow that image!!!
Banzai A Happy Easter to you my friend for all that you do!
What a wonderful Easter gift!
Treasures from
WB7 & Limerick King...
THANKS!!!
Mein Gott Mann Mutti ist Stunny!!
Happy Easter.
Now back to reading.
Rabbits become vermin.
some governor out west
was worried, if they made pot legal
people would start to grow it all over the place
and that the local rabbit population would eat it
and get too high to hop ...
i see obama as foghorn leghorn, i say, ahh say boy
as long as those eggs are sterilized, you're not supposed to eat them anyway
Frankbenanke
This classic Hollande creation is modeled by the proud designer himself. Its TeleTubby hoodie, with suffocating neck line is complimentary to the statist-conformist straight button front and wrap around uni-sex knuckle protectors, a must have for those chilly mornings at the chateau while sipping a latte and scheming how best to destroy national pride.
Created from anus hairs plucked straight from the behinds of the bourgeoisie jailed in France, the fibers are not teased to the utmost softness or dyed to be visually pleasing on purpose, leaving the wearer in a constantly embittered, irritated state of mind, perfect for those demanding pay increases, work weeks cut from four days to three and increased government subsidation.
Retail €4600, you'll be the stand out at every socialist workers party event ;-)
Easter nursery rhyme, keynsian edition:
hot cross buns. hot cross buns. one a penny two a penny hot cross buns.
hot cross buns. hot cross buns. one ten pennies two ten pennies hot cross buns
hot cross buns. hot cross buns. one a thousand pennies two a thousand pennies hot cross buns.
etc
Barry and Janet, both of them clucked:
"The chick may be new, but is good to be plucked!.
We'll call it recovery,
Until the discovery,
Our plan is a dud, and we're totally fucked."
UB
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This bunny from Goldman's in shape
The chicken just wants to escape
The advice handed out
Leaves the chicken in doubt
The result of this meeting is rape
The Limerick King
.
Keep a close watch on this bunny
There's something that smells kind of funny
His criminal goal
To run down his hole
While carrying all of our money
The Limerick King
scene from LaGrande Illusion
i went to see about selling an old Navajo rug, the dealer said the market has fallen through the floor, he said they make them now in INDIA, they can duplicate the weave and the colors, the product is identical. INDIA, INDIANS. well as long as the hot money going to those emerging markets is sterlized.