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From little black dresses to big white pussies; Fashion designer and photographer Karl Lagerfeld claims his chic cat, named Choupette made $3.22 million last year from just two modeling gigs. Unbelievable, perhaps; but as the insanely wealthy Lagerfeld explains, "she is the center of the world. If you saw her, you would understand."
In an interview with New York magazine, Lagerfeld disclosed that his chic cat, named Choupette, isn’t just pretty — she’s apparently worth millions. In fact, Lagerfeld claims that she made $3.22 million last year from just two modeling gigs.
To famous feline insiders — we know you’re out there — who scoff at the figure when compared to Grumpy Cat’s reported $100 million in commercial deals, consider this: Between the media tours and the movies and the endorsements, Grumpy Cat is scheduled within an inch of her nine lives.
Choupette, on the other hand, would never demean herself to peddle Friskies. She can bring in millions by barely raising a paw.
“She did two jobs and made 3 million euros last year,” Lagerfeld said. “One was for cars in Germany and the other was for a Japanese beauty product. I don’t allow her to do foodstuffs and things like this. She’s too sophisticated for that.”
#Designer @KarlLagerfeld pet #cat, #Choupette is the latest #model for car manufacturers, @Opel! pic.twitter.com/Dk6nTez5FJ
— MarkaVIP (@MarkaVIP) January 16, 2015
In Lagerfeld’s rarefied world, Choupette is a queen and treated accordingly.
“She hates other animals and she hates children,” Lagerfeld said. “She stays always with me and she has two personal maids. They play with her, they have to take care of her beautiful white hair, the beauty treatments for her eyes, and they entertain her. She is the center of the world. If you saw her, you would understand.”
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Karl (I could really use a new wig) Lagerfeld and his "chic cat" need to get a clue. It's a good thing Choupette has two handlers to shield her from the real world, otherwise she'd discover she's middle of the road at best. I have a Siamese who eats beef and liver pate, chicken breast, crisp carrots and leafy spinach (only when she's hungry between fresh mice kills) and when it's time...she shits it all out on lavender scented litter. She doesn't have to whore herself out to earn money to live, and she could rip Choupette a new asshole in under a minute. If they ever get in a spat, I think I'll have her "Mike Tyson" Chouplette's right ear off and put an end to that overrated bitch's modeling career!
and one more thing...unlike Karl, I don't let my cat lick my balls.
Considering all the psychopaths with power causing debt and death, this doesn't bother me too much.
What am I crazy?!!
Now we know where our QE tax dollars are going. And to think I feared that it was helping anyone.
Shit, Karl, my little princess would not be caught dead doing a whore modeling job no matter what the pay.
Karl, your little cualquiera is the Kim Kardashian of cats.
My seal point Birman puts your plain white pussy to shame. F you!
I have to wonder if he has any idea how incredibly STUPID that collar looks .... like some kind of "chic" version of a geriatric neck brace....