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The New Normal's Three Branches Of Government

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Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:08 | 5961591 kaiserhoff
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He just might be the ugliest human on earth,

  except for the Wookie.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:12 | 5961605 TeamDepends
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You should see Soros in the morning.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:14 | 5961616 kaiserhoff
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I hope, for your sake, that isn't the voice of experience;)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:18 | 5961627 Stuck on Zero
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That's Obama's experience.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:37 | 5961679 TeamDepends
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Exactly right. He spoke about it in his book, Dreams Of My Nazi Baby Daddy. Here's a little TD exclusive for ya, what they don't mention is that Maxine Waters is the baby mama, which is where the Halfrican American comes from. You heard it here.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:43 | 5961692 Joe Davola
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The left hand doesn't know ...

This is a caption contest, right?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:50 | 5961715 kaiserhoff
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Were I you, I would trademark Halfrican.

Fortunes have been made from less.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:03 | 5961752 TeamDepends
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Consider it a gift to all the wonderful critters here on ZH. Go forth, and use it freely.*
*But if you profit we get 25%

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 22:44 | 5962255 acetinker
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Ain't sure about wonderful, but sure about appreciative.  Halfrican- Yeah, that's good.  Who is we, and where do I send the 25%?

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 05:24 | 5962668 jeff montanye
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while we're at it, i also like the use of "mundanes" as a sort of synonym for "sheeple" and "collateral damage".  saw it first here (i see where shadowhunters really gets the credit but thanks anyway).

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:03 | 5961750 Berspankme
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I heard his new book is called Dreaming of Reggie's jizm on my cheeks

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:35 | 5961820 nmewn
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The sequel to Bill Ayers bio of him that O'Barry signed off on as his own?

I can't wait to read the chapter of him laughing maniacally with the CEO's of health insurance companies, Soros, Buffet, Blankfein and the regulatory heads of the Deep State at WH dinner parties.

Chapter Six: The Stupidity of the American Voter

Sounds like a fun read! ;-)

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 07:04 | 5962750 nmewn
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Yes, known knowns and known unknowns.

Regarding JFK, there is no way Oswald got off ALL the shots described, in the time alloted, with a scoped, bolt action Caranco, on a target moving away from his position.

A known known in my book includes practical impossibility.

If you study the route the time for the shot (from Oswald) was when the motorcade was approaching, not after it had passed. The reason he waited for the more difficult shot is an unknown but there must have been a reason he waited.

It implies another shooter, the one that got him as shown by him clutching his throat.

Elements within the Deep State working with the mafia is my best guess.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:26 | 5961646 dicksburnt
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Kunta, kizzy and chicken george

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 22:47 | 5962264 acetinker
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Gotta know.  How'd your dick get burnt?  I'd like to avoid that, if possible.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:26 | 5961655 q99x2
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Yellen's Wookie?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:24 | 5961801 sbenard
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I thought you were going to say that the other two branches of government were the gigantic sails on the sides of his head.

All I can say, every time I look at his face, is this:

THIS is what tyranny looks like! EMPEROR Obama!

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:56 | 5961861 Fukushima Fricassee
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That's way he rejects Mooch's dick and takes Reggie in his dirty lying mouth.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:10 | 5961597 Seize Mars
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Uh-oh, another Townhall(TM) sponsored cartoon. Neocon alert. Come on, ZH. Sheesh.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:14 | 5961613 HowdyDoody
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In reality, the three branches are AIPAC, Lobbyists and The 0.1%ers.

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 05:33 | 5962673 jeff montanye
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that strikes me as a lot closer to reality than emperor obama. i'd throw in the mic/national security state as a siamese twin with aipac though.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:14 | 5961615 Pickleton
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Uh-oh, another Townhall(TM) sponsored cartoon. Neocon alert. Come on, ZH. Sheesh.

 

 

Sounds like the butthurt of someone the cartoon hits a little too close to home for.  Somene sound the libtard alert.  There's no such a creature as a socialist libertarian.

 

 

 

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:24 | 5961647 Seize Mars
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Wait, so I'm "butthurt," and the cartoon "hits too close to home," and I'm a "libtard," and a "socialist libertarian?"

How did you reach so many conclusions all at once? You must be like Sherlock Holmes. Unfortunately you are slightly off-base.

If you really think that Obama governs...anything...then you might not be paying attention. Seriously dude, wise up.

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 10:22 | 5963200 Pickleton
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Meh, you whined about a conservative website, while ignoring the fact of the cartoon.  That qualifies you as libtarded at a minimum. It might rank you right up there with LetThemEatRand, known for trashing the governing elite and the system and yet is an Obama voter.  OOOF! Talk about clueless.

 

The 'socialist libertarian' is a crack at the rubes that typically fit the mold of the dumb shit you just said.  But please, enlighten me if I'm so far and completely wro... oh wait "slightly off-base."  only slightly!?  LMAO! Good grief dude, all that whining over "hitting too close to home" and I'm only "slightly off-base"?  really?! 

 

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:48 | 5961707 kchrisc
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CIA-Obama is a neo-con manchurian candidate.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Obama was born from Langley and calls Glilot uncle.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:12 | 5961776 nmewn
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Glilot, is that like a nick name for Frank Marshall Davis? ;-)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:25 | 5961803 TeamDepends
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No, Soebarkah. (If we could cross the name out like his "mother" did on the passport application it would be a lot funnier.)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:39 | 5961831 nmewn
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Well it is comforting to know he was raised in the loving, ethical & moral parental enviroment of forging official documents.

He come by it almost "honestly" ;-)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:46 | 5961842 TeamDepends
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Well, his father taught him to raise goats. And young Barry sold these goats for Ford factories, which he then traded for the Presidency. So, this is a man we can all admire.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:03 | 5961869 WOAR
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"You jes mad he gots yo goat." - American Voter

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:04 | 5961875 nmewn
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Lmao!...Extensional Kenyan Goat Farming 101, I like it ;-)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:07 | 5961878 Billy the Poet
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"a nick name for Frank Marshall Davis"

 

Based on comparative photos alone Davis, rather than BO Sr., does appear to be Obama's sire. But that means that both his parents were American, no Kenyans involved. Some folks aren't going to like that.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 21:02 | 5961987 nmewn
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I have as much confidence in getting comparitive samples of "Uncle Franks" DNA from Obama as I do in getting his college transcripts released from Occidental or Columbia, which led him into being admitted and becoming a "Constitutional law professor" at Hawvaahd.

Meaning, I have zero confidence of any of the above ever happening.

But that confidence is 100% ;-)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:19 | 5961632 nmewn
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Neocon like, droning brown people in the ME, maybe a little nuclear proliferation perhaps, throwing some more money at assorted cronies in his preferred energy sectors, what?

He thinks he's a fucking monarch.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:24 | 5961802 Chupacabra-322
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Three Criminal Fraud UNITED SATES, CORP. INC. branches:

Criminal NSA
Criminal CIA
Criminal MIC

And, their Minions:

DHS, FBI, FCC, FDA, FTC, etc...

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:11 | 5961598 ted41776
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math is racist

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:16 | 5961618 kaiserhoff
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No, but maff be!

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:11 | 5961884 Billy the Poet
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"math is racist"

 

Benjamin Banneker didn't think so.

 

Not you ye proud, impute to these the blame
If Afric's sons to genius are unknown,
For Banneker has prov'd they may acquire a name,
As bright, as lasting, as your own.

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 05:46 | 5962679 jeff montanye
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yes the racism, sexism, homophobia and jewism and islamism (or whatever) are apparently great fun for many (alright i have chuckled on occasion) but they distract the proponents from imo truly understanding the reality of the hydra-headed evil afoot disguised in plain sight as zionism, national party democracy, the national security state, globalized, financialized corporations in collusion, etc.  it also, perhaps, undercuts some of the discourse here for the casual observer and potential ally.

i like me a good monkey drawing of obama as well as of bush. there is nothing wrong with that.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:13 | 5961608 nmewn
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The boy is getting ready to throw another temper tantrum, I can just feel it ;-)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:23 | 5961629 kaiserhoff
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Either Barry is anorexic, or the AIDS done got him.  Weight just jumps on a middle aged black man, even without chitlins.

Do we need a caption contest on skinny britches? ;)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:26 | 5961656 nmewn
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I think he's getting burned out but his narcissistic ego tells him he has time for one more big push, something almost as ridiculously stupid as banning .223 or CO2.

Dumbass doesn't realize anything he does can be overturned.

 

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:37 | 5961677 kaiserhoff
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Yup.  He wants a race war so bad he can taste it.

Dumb ass thinks the military will obey his orders. 

Go for it Goober.  Do you feel lucky?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:53 | 5961724 nmewn
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Yeah, all that dividing to conquer isn't really workin out as they had planned. I guess thats why they went after the internet in the "regulatory' Deep State arena instead of through legislation and it is comforting to learn blacks & browns & yellows & reds don't instantly leap to their feet in defense of his chronic bullshit anymore.

Minority gun ownership up along with their unemployment rates, they feel it too and it ain't cool.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:34 | 5961819 TeamDepends
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What will be cool is when all colors/Gods children realize it's the shadow government who is the enemy, and we unite to kick some bankster tail.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:53 | 5961856 nmewn
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Its coming, people are learning, the younger ones are learning.

When you have government it will have a shadow, the most they expect (if they choose to have governance) is to keep it very small, so its shadow stays small ;-)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:14 | 5961892 Hulk
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I was riding on the train the other day, and heard a young black man preaching it loud and proud to a small group on the train. The evils of the FED, the value of gold, etc. made me real happy  to hear the youngsters figuring this shit out...

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 21:24 | 5962036 nmewn
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Its happening Hulkster, maybe not as fast as we would like for the good of all but its happening.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:16 | 5961621 WOWurstupid
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Is Israel to blame for everything? Or do you just hate them because they are smart?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:27 | 5961657 Seize Mars
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@WoWurstupid

Uh, who are you replying to? Looks like a classic #1 to me.

 

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:15 | 5961780 cornfritter
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Appears you nailed that one

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:28 | 5961660 PhilofOz
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Smart, as in devious?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:29 | 5961663 q99x2
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Corporations are so powerful today that they are taking the US nukes. No nation can stop them. Obama is their ghostwriter.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:32 | 5961668 davidalan1
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wheres the selfie stick?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:03 | 5961751 A Lunatic
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Reggie is borrowing it.......

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:32 | 5961815 kaiserhoff
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That's not nice.

No doubt true, but not nice;)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:43 | 5961694 orangegeek
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Oh Lee Harvey Oswald, we have a job for you!!!

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:44 | 5961696 thecrud
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Funny how every single republican president ever that is every last one of them used the pen more.

This is BULL SHIT.

 

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:00 | 5961742 Berspankme
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only true if you count exec orders establishing dog parks and gardens. Nothing of substance. The lawbreaker in chief seeks to transform america. his day will come

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:08 | 5961767 nmewn
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And with his unprecedented denial of FOIA requests, what about his phone? ;-)

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:50 | 5961714 A Lunatic
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The only thing missing is the Corporate hand up his ass that moves his mouth......

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:58 | 5961738 Berspankme
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Obama is a disgusting fucktard but I place more hatred toward congress and the electorate that allow the bullshit to continue. Every dog has it's day and obie will get his. guaranteed

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:06 | 5961760 Wahooo
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You know, that' so true. There should be fist fights breaking out in Congress over this shit. Who can blame Obama for taking the power and wealth that's sitting there for the taking. There's not a man in Congress.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:17 | 5961782 A Lunatic
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And who can blame Congress for taking the power and wealth that's there for the taking, and who can blame the Corporations for taking the power and wealth that's there for the taking, and who can blame the banks for taking the power and wealth that's there for the taking, and who can blame the MIC for taking the power and wealth that's there for the taking, and who can blame the FSA for taking the power and wealth that's there for the taking.....

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:30 | 5961812 cornfritter
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Do as thou wilt then?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 22:08 | 5962158 TheReplacement
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Isn't that the luciferian creed?

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:07 | 5961762 kchrisc
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The key to CIA-Obama is not that millions of his supporters believe his lies, but that millions of his non-supporters believe his lies. His mandate IS to piss the American people off, and move them further to the right.

It is such a shame that so many are still fooled by CIA-Obama's rhetoric: He's a NEO-CON folks.

Trivia Question #1: Who is CIA-Obama's REAL daddy?

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"Don't believe the hype. It's Zion."

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:20 | 5961790 falconflight
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Left-Right, you still breathing through that intellectual fart filter?  

If there was an ideological opposite force in Amerika, I wouldn't believe it until I saw federal, state, and local gov't buildings burning across the nation.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:50 | 5961851 kchrisc
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"Left-Right, you still breathing through that intellectual fart filter?"

Actually not. One must use their terms to discuss and reveal their evil to others.

I only use "Left" and "Right" as references to the psychology of the sheeple and the ideology that power is utilizing in their manipulation of them.

Not doing so would be like trying to understand and discuss the mind sets of the Nazis, and the SA (Brownshirts). You can't, any more than one can discuss human reproduction without mentioning sex.

Today, the "Left" and "Right" are really opposite sides of the same Zionist coin. The Zionists are just pushing the people to the militant, neo-con, right, as a furtherance of their plundering and murdering agenda. So understanding the political spectrum and where the people are on it, and where they are being pushed on it is important.

Unfortunately most can't or won't see Zion. One loses them to their programing about racism and bigotry.  Also, many just can't fathom that an external force of plunder and murder is calling the shots, and that little about the world that they have been taught is true.

So in an attempt to reach people, like dealing with kids, one has to dumb down the language. Though, with the proper forethought, one can use the "Left," "Right" propaganda as contrasting backdrops to reveal power's lies.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Being a libertarian, I only have one political spectrum. It  runs from tyranny to Liberty. Currently it is flashing "tyranny red."

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 22:52 | 5962278 2handband
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Yours are the only sensible comments in this thread.

Come on, you idiots. Stop wasting your anger on the puppets!

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:26 | 5961805 cornfritter
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I believe you are quite right sir.  For those who have time to listen to a very insightful interview with M. Tsarion re: the Roots of Zionism and the relationship to the various lodges, and councils.. here is a link - one large tangled web, but there are a number of people who have sliced it and diced it, form Quigly, to Mulllins, Griffin, etc..

The Zionist Roots Of Freemasonry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKqXwLCbirw

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:33 | 5961817 JamaicaJim
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FUCK BARACK OBAMA...HIM AND HIS FUCKED UP ADMINISTRATION.

FUCK CONGRESS; THE CABAL OF CHEATS CRIMINALS

FUCK THE SUPREMES; A BUNCH OF OLD SHITBAGS

...that's my 3 branches....

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 19:56 | 5961863 kchrisc
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Don't "fuck" them. Reject them.
Tell them "no," and "no more."

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for resistance to criminal power, this is for fun."

 

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:00 | 5961864 Semi-employed W...
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He couldn't do a thing without all of the sackless, pole-smoking Republicans.

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 16:33 | 5964530 thebigunit
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He couldn't do a thing without all of the sackless, pole-smoking Republicans.

You're about a decade behind, Semi-employed.

The masses were taught to hate Republicans way back in the George W. Bush era when Georgie was trying to buy Democrat love with tax dollars.

Georgie just thought his niceness and decency would be obvious and it never occurred to him that the Soros-Alinsky-SDS left would be so relentless and successful in demonizing him to the underclass.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:10 | 5961887 Ness.
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At this point I'd prefer Slick Wilie Clinton.  At least Bill was GETTING the blow jobs in the oral office.

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 20:30 | 5961930 juicy_bananas
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By a Jewess

Sun, 04/05/2015 - 23:00 | 5962296 e_goldstein
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on Easter.

Mon, 04/06/2015 - 05:31 | 5962672 Jack Daniels Esq
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USG hasnt done a thing right since WWII, Japan - torch it

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