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Dismal Data Sparks Biggest Stock Ramp In 5 Months
From selling-scramble to buying-frenzy on the same dismal data... While this clip seemed appropriate...
Perhaps this one is more appropriate given the magnitude of the schizophrenia...
So, here it is in all its glory... Bad news is bad news becomes bad news is awesome news... not entirely surprising we closed on the weaker side after this idiocy
Biggest open to close ramp in 5 months
Leaving Cash Equity indices up (apart from Trannies) from Thursday's close...
How long until AAPL is included in The Dow Transports? (when they make the iCar)
With the biggest short squeeze in 3 months...
VIX-banging was the order of the day... (VIX ended the day higher despite the epic surge in stocks)
Biotechs closed red...
Treasury yields surged higher - unwinding all the compression of Friday... (yields up 5-8bps across the curve today)
FX markets were a total farce...
EURUSD imploded in the last hour and USDJPY ran all its stops...
Gold closed higher on the day (despite a surge in the USD) as Silver and Copper slipped and crude ripped...
With WTI soaring by th emost in 2 months... narrowing the gap to Brent and once again double-ramping to recent highs...
Charts: Bloomberg
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This was called Friday. Jesus wasn't the only thing rising from the dead this weekend.
pods
Market to the Fed, "Who's the bitch?"
All it took was one Cramer meltdown back in 2009.
Just because it's Monday doesn't mean you can skip the fucking bonus chart.......
Pathetic volume. Easy to ramp.
Fuck yeah... this Recovery is the shit!
BloodMoon was Rising
Where's my air sick bag!
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It a Dudley ZIRP 4-eva rally !
CNBC now has a guy on saying that since its a nice day, our markets should outperform.
ive never seen just how the "power of weather" influences the economy so much in my entire fucking life.
Central banks buying the dip.
I give to this system weeks, not months, to be allowed by central command to crater.
We'll find out soon who the sacrificial lambs are.
I don't think central command will change the mind again this time as they did in october 2011 and may 2013
You ought to write a novel. Sounds exciting.
I have put my money where my mouth is.
Ultra short oil with puts expiring mid june
Ultra Short Barclays with puts expiring mid 2016 I think barclays has been appointed to be Lehman number 2
Lose all, or win big.
That's the spirit , soldier !!
I called for an April 2015 Crash last year. Starting to get close.
Seems like we got by all the Continuing Resolution issues and Debt Ceiling Issues, but we have GDP problem, Confidence Problem, Jobs Problems, Unemployment, and US Reputation is stained as a blundering, careless global aggressor pushing EU into War.
Will it be Total US Debt or collapse in Confidence in the USD??
Others are saying end of 2015 will be it.
I don't see those as factors.
I follow saudis and iran entangled with Greece.
I think saudis have given ultimatum about rates. Just my view
Yeah I think I am missing something my brain is muddled.
US Can't afford a war and can't police the whole globe. If US has to be in 2 Regional Wars with Full Divisions that might trigger market to turn against the US Credit or USD.
I'm not sure I see a problem with Oil Prices cause a war. We have demonstrated that we don't care if prices are $4 a Gal for Gasoline. Low Oil prices could Energize Big Oil Companies to Lobby for War, but not sure who the Target would end up being. If they turned it against Iran I think it would be too soon to move since their army can die in Iraq for years and years and is very large. Could be the would see profit in Return to Iraq to defend investments in pipelines and wells there. Iraq seems the likely War, but we can't fight with full Division in another region at the same time without huge Spending and Exponential Debt with Federal budget north of $4.5 Trillion.
Which is why I think Debt is the real problem. Households can't afford more taxes or more credit.
There cannot be a full blown out collapse without WWIII. Total Complete Full Spectrum World Domination & depopulation Agenda cannot be achieved without a distraction or some event to blame it on.
I agree most collapse will look like 30% loss of USD Value or 50% - 70% of stock market. Not a total collapse.
And I'm not sure how fast we can fall into a "Hot" World War either. We could posit that we had a WW III in the Cold War and that we are in a WW IV at this point already starting with Kosovo or Afghanistan.
But we have to go "Hot" and divert national Resources and recycle material from households with a Draft to really feel like a World War. The financing angle has me thinking they would Nationalize some or all Financing... I just don't have a picture on that.
Things are so bad, they're good!
Tomorrow Greece will exit and we will hit 21k.
if there is a more manipulated fraudulent market than the phony paper Silver market please tell....
i was gonna buy over the weekend but knew they were gonna fuck with the paper price today...
how obvious can they make it with that parking of the paper price right below $17 at the close...
precipitated by the Dump at the NY open and concluded with the waterfall in the last hour of trading on the fucking Crimex...
http://www.kitco.com/charts/livesilver.html
http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/silver.php
thanks...will stockpile more debt coupon dollars for a larger purchase later fucking asshole bankers....
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS......
Don't worry Kaiser, I think the paper pushers are really on the ropes now! Those jobs numbers Friday - now everyone KNOWS the Fed can't raise rates - those Comex bastards have had a good time writing their own rules for the past bazillion years, but now they're finally going to get caught with their pants down! I know this has been speculated before, but look at the performance today, why gold was up WELL over 1200 and only gave back 40% of it's gain into the close - so you know they're scrambling behind the scenes. I haven't checked KWN, but odds are that Andrew McGuire is updating us on the chaos in the London physical market AS WE SPEAK.
i do agree that the extent to which they r so blatant at capping Silver below $17 is in equal parts desperation and as always perception management...
as for Andrew, though i appreciate KWN and his insights i have kinda of tuned him out because he has been wrong about too many things and his claim that HSBC was closing their Gold Vaults was not substaintiated....
just sayin...respect....
Just another day in the Greatest Country in the WorldTM.
Switch off your enemy (your mind) and just trade your trading plan. We don't have to make sense of anything.
Atta Bot!! See the robot gets it. No need to cling to what you THINK is real. It is not. Notice how the bad data pushes the market up? Now watch how the FED talks it down. Now ax yourself....How can this go on for?
The worse things get the more bets will be made on continued ZIRP and central bank QE - which means things will just get worse while people think they are getting better.
"A Day in the Market" by The Beatles
I read the news today, oh boy
About a Jobs report that missed the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the markets ramp
It seems they thought bad news was good
They didn’t notice that the rules had changed
A crowd of traders stood and stared
They’d seen this act before
Nobody was really sure if they should fade the FOMC
. . .
(Woke up, my screen was red
Sat around to wait for the Fed
Found my way outside and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed it was 2
Used a keyword subroutine
To find the changes by the FOMC
Found “tepid” growth, and that further QE
could go either way, so I went into a scream)
I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in the Fed’s Lift-off plan
And though the holes were rather small
They couldn't plug them all
Now they know how much QE it takes stop the market’s fall
They'd love to turn it on
stop it keltner, stop it....you're killing me !!!!
+1000
(and yet another keyboard, due to massive coffee spit all over this one. i oughta buy 'em by the dozen.)
Thanks. For a cheap AMZN purchase, I recommend the Dell SK-8115, the last passable keyboard they made. The thin, flat wafers shipped with recent Dells are only usable by 2nd grade girls to text their friends.
Well done!!
Logged in just to up arrow this.
It'll be an external that throws a hammer through the looking glass.
There is not a snowball's chance in Hell Greece comes up with 2 billion or so in change between now and tail end of May.
I don't know what or when it takes, but the cycles are getting shorter and shorter and the Fed is getting much more brazen and out in the open with manipulation.
Yup, the cycles get shorter and faster and crazier and scarier until you can make any sense of what's about too happen!?!
Then they do exactly what they said they were gonna do.
And all the big money says.....?
Ps Greece is a red herring now. It's in the news so nobody talks about the "other guys"
I can't wait for $3.50 gas on $55 oil.
I thought each year over the past six were bad. 2015 is shaping up to make those years look like the greatest party you've ever been to.
It's April but nobody has bought anything. I guess we just start writing off half the year and basing economic growth on the back end even though it never really show up.
In a comical aside during the interview, Oliver asked Snowden to make the issue connect with Americans by bringing up whether or not the government is analyzing people’s “d*** pics.”
“If you have your email somewhere like Gmail, hosted on a server overseas or transferred overseas or [if it] at any time crosses outside the borders of the United States, your junk ends up in the database,” said Snowden. “Even if you send it to somebody within the United States, your wholly domestic communication between you and your wife can go from New York to London and back and get caught up in the database.
“The good news is, there is no [government] program named ‘The D*** Pic Program,’” says Snowden. “The bad news is they are still collecting everybody’s information, including your d*** pics.”
-Edward Snowden
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/06/edward-snowden-statue-brooklyn-...
Peaceful Non Compliance / Non Participation into the Criminal Fraud UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. System of Debt Bondage & Enslavement will prevail.
Stop CONSENT. Pack a Gun & Pay No Tax.
"I said LICK MY BALLS." Cartman.
Pure unadultrated Fed purchases!
But Hedge Fund Legend Julian Robertson still likes bio-techs...
Plunge protection readiness exercise day ... nothing to see, keep buying.