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Yellen! Return my printer. It's my printer and I like it.
Yellen don't surf!
"Well, you see, Willard, in this war, things get confused out there. Power, ideals, the old morality, and practical military necessity. But out there with these natives, it must be a temptation to be God. Because there's a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes, the dark side overcomes what Lincoln called the better angels of our nature."
If Timmah blogs, comments will be disabled ...because psycopaths have monologues, not conversations.
Still, would be loads of fun!
Tax Tips from Timmah...
"Dont't pay 'em. Next question?"
jesus i just went to hear ride with the valkyries while money falls out of those helicopters
I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com
I already served. Semper!
William,
NICE touch with the Masonic Guild tie-pin!
I'm trying to remember what that Quaker schill MF'er Nixon called it when the CONUS INC. finally 'pulled out'. Something about 'withdrawl with honor', or some such shit. MOAR like 'my load was spent'. He got 'Watergated' for this, you know. He WAS a power-hungry asshole, but to his credit, he DID (finally) end that bullshit 'police action'. Too bad he went with the whole Kissinger OPEC deal, though. Henry forced his hand when the French asked to repatriate thier gold holdings... and he aquiesed and fucked what was left of the Free United States for ETERNITY... The House of 'Red Shield' got what they wanted...
I think they already had what they wanted. They got it with the Act of 1871, incorporating the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
PPPPPHHH@!
A RED ARROW!
G. Gordon Liddy (or Benjamin Shalom HIMSELF) must be reading my comment!
(Sorry, Pat, I didn't mean to offend your choice of husbands. He WAS an asshole, though; appointing Gerald Ford as V.P. in return for his work on the WARREN COMMISSION bullshit and KNOWING that this asswipe would take his place as 'king of the world' for a short time).
For further eludication, I suggest reading Frank Herbert's 'DUNE'; and pay attention to references to the 'GUILD'.
"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."
It was the Great Bernanke Hustle, wherein he enriched his cronies with trillions, while he fooled the sheeple marks with his credentials. Unlike Madoff, Bernanke got away.
There is no exit plan.
Liesman the Fool
This is the END...my only friend the END.
This is the FED... my ONLY friend, the FED...
('END', 'FED', whatever... Three-letter acronyms are popular these days. CIA, FBI, TSA, FED, DIA, TIA, NSA, MI6, 'END'; YOU know, the top fifty 'favorites')
'To those of us who knew him, Jim Morrison was a god.'
(Semi-quote of the forward to the biography of Jim entitled 'No One Gets Out Alive')
If nothing else, Mr. Morrison was TALENTED, and expressed all his emotional range when recording his songs; thus giving him 'star' status before passing too young and STUPID. 'Jim Morrison, and the Doors of Perception'... THAT is the REAL name of the band, you know. HE actually KNEW all this shit about the encroaching globalist state (second-hand). His dad... well, let's jus' say his daddy was one of those willingly responsible.
I'm glad I got to see him when he was a thin slobbering drunk rather than a fat slobbering drunk.
Back then, he was a pretty amazing performer for someone who could barely walk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwwUZLV-IE
The horror, the horror.
Do I hear Helicopters? Nah, not yet... Ben just wants to go surfing...
I am happy that he has his own blog though. It puts him right back in my cross hairs. I hope Timmah starts a blog soon.
Do be sure to send him some compilations of your favorite 'hits'.
What good is fame if you don't enjoy the adulation of the public?
TurboTax Timmah is going to be busy working on my taxes. After he fixes Hillary's email server, and aparently the D.C. powergrid. Then he might have time to blog.
(The point being we pay enormous amounts of taxes, on income on jobs that would not accept such abject failure at an ice cream stand, much less the National Security, conducted in triple redundant halls of government, by preferred contactors ... LOL)
In all seriousness, you have been nailing it lately William. Thought you would use the nail gun for the bernake on this one, but seems right as it is. Thank You!
'If I say financial blogs are safe to surf, they're SAFE TO SURF!'
(What's that music?)
'We ALWAYS play it! It lets them know we're firing up the printing presses! Scares the HELL out of the conspiracy theorist tin-foil-hat-wearing (insert racial/economic epiteths here)! My boys at the FED LOVE it!'
(Cut to music... 'Ride Of The Valkyries')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKaYOW9zMoY
AH, the GOOD old days, when it was a JOKE regarding 'dropping money from a helicopter'...
We use C17's for the job now.
Rope, William.
Give them more rope;)
Yes. I greatly miss the Timmah pictures. Those were some of the funniest, owing to the fact that he is such a useless dork and all.
Is that the Helicopters I hear? Nah, not yet... Ben just wants to go surfing...
"I love the smell of burning bankers etc in the morning"...
"We ran those printers for hours and hours, and when we were done, there was that smell, that fresh ink smell, it smelled like.............victory"
Just a pretender - that candy-ass would have never made it through Airborne training.
Plus, he is waaay too clean.
Holding a gun, ha, hand that prick a wand.
"I love the smell of nekkid PM short sales in the morning"