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The Government's "Revolving"-est Doors

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Former employees of federal agencies can often find good (and lucrative) jobs as lobbyists, capitalizing on the connections that they forged while in public service. As OpenSecrets exposes, the numbers of revolving-door-enthusiasts is reminiscent of the Ebola epidemic as this deadly-to-democracy disease spreads from department to department ripping away 'hope and change' wherever it appears. "Revolvers" include those as powerful - and well connected - as secretaries of state and as far from Washington as Peace Corps volunteers... but The Department of Commerce tops the list...

 

The agencies shown here have employed the greatest number of former lobbyists - or sent the greatest number of former employees to lobbying firms and interest groups.

 

Agency Number of revolving door people profiled
Dept of Commerce 1736
Dept of Defense 1688
Dept of State 1452
Dept of Health & Human Services 1225
White House 1216
Dept of Agriculture 1112
Dept of Army 1080
US House of Representatives 876
Dept of Justice 864
Dept of Energy 840
Dept of Transportation 750
Dept of Interior 700
Dept of Labor 555
Dept of Housing & Urban Development 530
Dept of Homeland Security 520
Dept of the Treasury 444
Dept of Navy 428
Dept of Education 412
Dept of Air Force 312
US Senate 256

 

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Source: OpenSecrets.org

 

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Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:05 | 5968475 Four chan
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x marks the spot to bomb.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:12 | 5968501 kaiserhoff
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The PC term is "ground zero."

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:17 | 5968521 negative rates
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Was that Jimmey Buffet on the far left?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:43 | 5968588 Macchendra
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He who makes the rules gets the gold.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:56 | 5968923 Obamamerica
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He who prints the paper gets the hookers and coke

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 23:17 | 5969464 chilli sauce
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:07 | 5968485 TeamDepends
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Whatever happened to Flounder?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:10 | 5968497 kaiserhoff
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Fired.

For not kicking enough back to big Pharma?

Seriously, a good question, and exactly the sort of thing the press is never curious about.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:39 | 5968569 Macchendra
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After serving 35 years as a sensitivity trainer, he finally cracked and went on a mass shooting spree in a mall.  He was taken out by an off duty cop and part time assertiveness trainer within the first 30 seconds, though.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:09 | 5968697 kaiserhoff
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I don't often notice avatars, but that is a master piece.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:57 | 5968928 Obamamerica
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I see 8 ft tall blue monkeys

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 02:10 | 5969738 boattrash
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And don't forget Arkansas Sen. Blanche "Cunt" Lincoln, who turned lobbyist, when voted out of the senate.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/20/blanche-lincoln-walmart_n_27269...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/16/monsanto-blanche-lincoln-_n_411...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:18 | 5968525 Moe Hamhead
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Well, you can see where the money is!  TBTF!!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:22 | 5968534 davidalan1
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Goldman Sachs alumni

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:46 | 5968563 pakled
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I think if I was to do my whole career over I would:

 

1) Join the military right out of highschool, finagle a non-combat post, and stay until minimum retirement age (because no one knows what they want to do with their life at 18 anyway)

 

2) Take my military pension and go to work in Washington (using the contacts I had cultivated in the military)

 

3) Stay in Washington long enough to cultivate a job as a lobbyist, et. al.

 

Then kick it at, say, age 45-50

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:08 | 5968691 kchrisc
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Would have been a great plan, except you will not need to face the guillotines, unlike the guy in your plan.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

What does one call a guillotine in a lobby? A lobbyist.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 02:19 | 5969746 boattrash
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pakled, Personally, I'd rather self-swallow a .45 ACP, but, to each his own...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:03 | 5968672 kchrisc
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I am going to mount my guillotine on a revolving platform.
Like a revolving restaurant, except what gets "served."

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"It's all wealth and luxury until someone loses their head."

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:38 | 5968811 ciao
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this is but one hand of the executive engagement game (& one in which the legal & accounting firm intermediaries get insufficient prominence)...

the other is the hand of the socialist-corporatists and their revolving door between academia & legal firms to the executive

the one pointing the finger at the other, and the crossover fun and games on academia board & judicial appointments just rounds out the show.

 

 

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:58 | 5968933 Obamamerica
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Im just so glad the Clinton's Bush will be in charge soon so we can know what to do

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 22:06 | 5969242 Downtoolong
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My brother-in-law works for the Department of Commerce. He’s a one man office who works out of his house. He has been doing this for 30 years. Despite numerous investigative attempts, no one in my greater family has yet figured out exactly what he does, other than it has something to do with international trade. If I didn’t know better, I would suspect he is actually with the CIA. But, he just isn’t smart enough for that. On that issue my entire greater family agrees. Maybe that’s why he hasn’t yet revolved.  

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 02:14 | 5969742 boattrash
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Downtoolong, why haven't y'all waterboarded his ass, and found out for certain?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 07:14 | 5969947 localizer
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Revolvers - what a nice word, lol. 

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