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Uncle Sam going to take a crap eh?
Fill the cabin with Bankers, politicians, lawyers and make it happen!
That already happened when Wilbur took off in kitty hawk.
Wall st just hasn't picked a good enough crash site yet
the jews have their plane insured, no worries.
Yes, AIG, round two...
where is Hank "tanks in the streets" Paulson these days anyway?
deep in the bowels of the University of Chicago feasting on young virgins
Forgotten word: "male".
"Not soon enough" might have been a better title. The more bad debt and malinvestment you pile on the worse the catastrophe.
I think the parents of those murdered teenagers would say, too soon.
Yeah,
no class.
No one is making fun of those who perished. Lighten up people.
Barack, you ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison son?
"So, Johnny, do you like Gladiator movies?"
Green arrow to the first one who knows what that line is from (it's about a 3-level difficulty on the 1-10 scale).
"Airplane", or in Australia (where I am) "Flying High"
Loved that movie...
Uh, I think the caption bubble in that toon could easily point to either one of them.
You got it. Agreed, one of the best, most quotable movies of all time. The part where Sonny Bono buys a time bomb in the duty-free shop before getting on the plane is probably even more hysterical today than it was then, if that's possible.
"... and the second time bomb on the left, please."
True, but no one raises a child to be murdered by a queer Jew.
There has been no honest discussion of motives here, or a deep seated death wish not unique to this evil creature. Honesty first, then levity. Like that will ever happen.
A serious look at the effects of "antidepressents" and those who push them is also in order.
Antidepressants you say? "Its like dealing with retards in an abattoir" - Rorschach
lucky dog...
There are still virgins in college?
In jail, if he was a pilot.
There were ten Jews that were supposed to be on the flight but none of them went to the airport that day.
link please.
Or should I have assumed the Default tone: Sarcasm?
http://shoestring911.blogspot.com/2014/08/over-350-passengers-canceled-t...
Don't know the validity of this, but seems legit.
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Hit something hard,,,I dont want to have to limp away from this piece of shit!
Ron White
problem is they are in the cockpit and we are in the coach takin' for a ride
I remember the propaganda.
Laissez Faire! It's The Masters Of The Universe! The Smartest Guys In Any Room! Cut The Red Tape! Unleash Creativity In Accounting And Banking! Nobody That Makes So Much Money Can Be Wrong! GREED IS GOOD! Caveat Emptor Is Your Trusted And Faithful CoPilot!
bring back the old regulations in banking
bring back the old accounting standards
bring back Glass-Steagall
Bring back interest rates!!! ;)
Bring back JOAN BAEZ!... Oh Wait!
What are they?
Things that don't exist in Sharia Law [which is why Jews hate Muslims & why you'll never see a Muslim FED CHAIR]...
does the cartoon imply that wall street needs the gov't? and/or does it imply everyone needs the gov't? many implications in this one.
The cartoon implies that, like it or not, Wall Street is your copilot, so expect turbulence with a 50% chance of crash later.
I think it is implying that Wall st. is suicidal and cant be trusted with everyone else's lives... er, I mean money.
And Wall Street has already locked the cockpit door. There is no "representation" it has been locked out by financial interests, and as a result, there WILL be a suicidal crash.
The media is copilot not Wall Street. These fucktards can't wait to find a camera to "tell the real story." Well...
"Now the Story tell you."
We've got the entire human race dead right down to their last blink of an eyeball.
"Everything else is for entertainment purposes."
I like the sentiment, but yeah whatever. There's too many grifters and scammers on the money train to stop it. The only way this ends is crashing. That I believe is their goal anyway to grease the skids for the SDR. The neo-feudal plan is well underway, why would they want to stop it now?
There will be no SDR, Russia and China finally realized that there is no bargaining with US Empire and a dollar crash will be their chance to bury it once and for all.
And I don't believe the dollar crash will be intentional, it's just the inevitable outcome of greed, hubris, and stupidity.
One of those comments that makes me jealous because I wish I had said it. Green arrow.
+1
A few years ago before I went back to academia, I mentioned a phrase in protest at the office that made everyone in the room look at me as though I had grown a penis on my forehead. That phrase was, "Conflict of interest". Nowadays it's called front running, insider trading or simply SOP in almost every corporate setting. Greed changes nothing in finance despite the volumes of breast-beating rhetoric on rendering responsible and sober services over the years.
I dare say that far too many bankers in the upper echelons are compulsive liars, thieves and delusionists. Bringing back the regulations can only be half the story - Most of the finance types need to either go to therapy or prison for a few years to knock the criminality out of them and instil a sense of ethos. But then again, I guess we have all been defiled by greed, instant gratification, and the vacant ostentation that passes for culture these days.
Hey, dumbass.
YOUR GOVERNMENT IS THAT SYSTEM.
THOSE ARE THE LYING SACKS OF SHIT.
(now please remove yourself from the discussion as there is something bigger then merely Detroit to annihilate here.)
Did you miss your appointment today?
YHC-FTSE; Yeah, this all got off track. Clearly there is conflict of interest in people.
YHC-FTSE
- Conflict of Interest
- Financial Conflict of Interest
- Accounting Control Fraud
- There is no US Reform System, Greedy Executives & Public Executives have no chance at Reform
Corporate Mission & Goals are the key to understanding what Private Executives Say. You can't take face value of anything put out from a corporation. You can't take face value of anything put out by a federal politicians. WTF. The goals of Private Organizations are fairly obvious. The profit motive is prime. Lobbying & Gifts & Campaign Contributions have a prime motive of influence for profit.
- When you correct Looter of the USA, there is no Reform, you take their money, seize their account, and Exile them with minimum resources. Word.
- When you Reform the US Government, Corporate, Auditing, Accounting, Financial, and Banking System... You Create "Sweeping Reforms"
Bring back the guillotines!
Bring back no bailouts.
Bye Bye bad banks.
K-12 is so manipulated citizens don't even know what neoliberl economics is or the connections between Ford Foundation, Chicago School of Economics, Chicago university, and the Many Dirty Wars of South America in the Cone of South America.
These Dirty Wars were Military Coups/Military Dictatorships partly lead by Neoliberal Economist called the "Chicago Boys".
- Today we have seen the Effects of MIC Out of Control due to the Neocons & Neoliberals...jobs shipped overseas, Labor wages suppressed by immigration, exponential expansion of Welfare Transfers & Welfare Roles
VICHY DC Says: No need for a Domestic Policy or Corporate Policy or a Policy against Money & Gifts in Politics, Training of Justices or Doctors, Private Money in USDA or FDA Drug Testing
Yeah, your Congressman has got your back. S/
Maybe Uncle Sam saw what he was flying into and passed the controls. Parachuted out before the crash, and survived to investigate and propose new safety regulations.
In the 00's Dodd and Frank kept the GSE's and subprime debt securitization on full power right into the crash, then after that, wrote Dodd Frank. The population voted for Obama, a former Acorn shit stirrer back when the Clinton Justice Dept was cooperating with them to coerce banks into lending to stupid people with poor impulse control. The GSE's came later to add a profit motive for banks.
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How do you manage to suck cock online?
Are you able to claim workers comp for getting anal warts on the job? Treatment could be expensive out of pocket and make the 7k a month less attractive.
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who the fuck upvoted this clown? youre fired!
Clown upvotes clown.
We need a button that sends the Russian Mafia over to break the poster's fingers.
I'm making $5,000 a month Extracting Precious metals from Alcohol bought a liquor stores. The more times a liquor is distilled and processed in in Stills, the more metal is leached into the Alcohol.
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Canadian eh...
you are mistaken to believe that these are two different entities...
The guillotine grows hungrier by the day, fuck em both...
That's OK if they go down together...
Interesting times no matter what!
They won't, guess which one has a parachute.
I hope its one of those Wile E. Coyote anvil-like parachutes.
Over.
Because the economy of the USA is flyby wire it would be impossible for anything to go wrong...
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1183132424106&set=a.118265793224...
Too soon?
Nope.
Too late.
partners in crime
Thelma and Louise would be more appropriate. They are both driving us full steam ahead right over the cliff.
BANZAI? Yellen and Blankfein??
Interchangeable
There's another flag that belongs on Mr. Pennybag's hat. Or is it on Uncle Sugar's? Perhaps both...?
Bullshit cartoon. we know the TRUTH. that BITCH UNCLE SAM should be a crazed meth head THIEF, and WALL STREET of course should be a masturbating BOT.
THIS HAS ALREADY HAPPENED.
kinda matrix bug, you know?
Drudge is reporting a DC power plant explosion. So who here is taking credit? Too bad I have an alibi.
Miffed;-)
I haven't heard from Fonz for a while.
Cutting the power to DC won't change a thing. Chopping down the lines that feed the giant HFT tower however.....
So Boris collects copper wire,
what's your point?
Boris needs to switch over to Circuit Breakers.
I have become a Circuit Breaker Silver Miner as the contacts are made from Silver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9YTgCuNFDM
He can get his copper fix also.
Tom is it possible at $15 for scrap Silver you don't break even using chemical purification of the silver?
I wonder if you could obtain the components and avoid the cost of chemicals and set up costs, then wait to sell to someone in industry that requires the silver.
- Home Setup Costs, Bunsen burner, glass flasks, filtration paper, apparatus, chemicals, low recycling of chemicals
- costs in obtaining cell phones & circuit breakers
Devil is in the cost planning, eh?
But if you are already tooled up for PM Recovery, maybe it is only the cost of energy, chemicals, and filtration paper??
Home Setup Costs for Silver...
One Gallon 70% Concentrate Nitric Acid...$30 (will process about 12 Ounces of Silver) Pazz Jewelry Supply in San Diego. You have to shop.
One Coffee Maker from a Thrift Store...$10
One Funnel from the Dollar Store...$1
Coffee Filter Paper...$1
Container for Filtered Solutions...$1 each. (I will suggest Two so $2)
One Magnet..Ideally Rare Earth Metal. A set of Rattlesnake Eggs can be bought at the Dollar Store for $1 in the toy section. Personally I use the magnets out of a Hard Drive which I scapped.
Scrap Copper...$1.60/lbs..From Homeless Dumpster Divers (one Pound will process 10 ounces.)
Circuit Breakers $0.10 each....From Homeless Dumpster Divers.
(Cell Phones (for Gold Recovery...another process...$0,50 each...from Homeless Dumpster Divers. I dropped my price. I may still be paying too much at that price.)
(Of course the Homeless Dumpster Divers will provide you with Computers, RAM, and Hard Drives. Pay accordingly and keep your prices low. They are looking for Beer Money. Sometimes they will actually deliver BROKEN Karat Gold and Sterling Silver Jewelry. Sometimes they will deliver watches that families trash when their elders die. Pay accordingly to what the market will bear. They are not stupid so do not underestimate them. Respect goes a long way and is appreciated as much as cash as society gives them none.)
One 5lbs Sledge Hammer from Swap Meet...$5
MAPP Gas Canister and Power Torch head...$40
Graphite Crucible with Ingot Molds...$30 on eBay
Boraxo Soap...$4 at WalMart.
Buy as many Circuit Breakers as you can.
Extract the Silver per instructions in the videoes. Pay attention to Drew Metalsmith's videos as they are amongst the best
Place the Siver Bearng material in the coffee decanter, cover with Nitric Acid sparingly and bring to a low heat...OUTSIDE...in your back yard.
Wait until all metal is dissolved. Add Acid, sparingly as necessary. patience is a virtue.
When all metal is dissolved then filter.
(Save 5% of the solution as it will be required for the electrolysis process which follows.)
Add the same weight in Copper plus about 10% more, as you started with in source material to the filtered liquid.
Removae any excess Copper which was not dissolved.
Filter and collect the Powder, That will assay at 99%
To get .999 Fine...
Set up and electrolysis cell. Charge the cell with Silver Nitrate Solution diluted with distilled water.
Run the cell between 3 and 3.5 Volts. .999 Silver Crystals will begin to grow on the anode. When the source Material is depleted filter and collect the Crystals.
Melt that powder into a button with a MAPP Gas Torch in a crucible. Use Borax to glaze the crucible and draw off any other impurites.
It is not that expensive...It is work.
But you do not need the fancy Lab Equipment when you start. Even if you decide to get that I paid $3.50 apiece for my 100ml Beakers. My 50 ml Beakers cost $2.75 each. Brand New.
(Here is a secret about Glass Jars. They are Heat Resistant as they have to be when canning Pickles or sauces or Baby Food. They are not like Corning Ware but they will take heat. Even the Pyrex Bakers will explode under uneven heating. Use Corningware over that of Pyrex casserole dishes.)
You can set up for about $150. Thrift Stores are a bonanza.
The first 10 ounces pays for it. After that the only recurring costs are Source Material, Copper, Mapp Gas at $10/canister and Nitric Acid plus your crucible and mold will not last forever.
You will be getting Silver at way back of melt.
And yes I do have people in the industry who are willing buyers.
Trust is the issue. If you sell them pure Silver they will melt and assay the first batch. Once you have esyablished trust then you have no problem.
It is a good ol' boy network after all and your rep means everything.
Thanks Tom. It is a lot to work out, and would have to do a few market surveys to see if scrap components are available locally like circuit breakers & cell phones. I've seen a kind of rag picker drive around on Sunday's with a truck going through curbside waste. Fucker even got something from me. But I haven't' seen him in a year he was losing his hair and growing breast to my eye.
But we have some redneck boys with auto salvage lots. I wonder if they are doing PM Recovery. Computers have to be going somewhere. I've never even seen the county dump, but we must have one somewhere too. Might be a problem for homeless to find me or work at the dump. But people keep stuff in their cars so maybe if I network with people at the dump or outreach a work force could be created.
Doesn't sound like me. But not everyone has to come into the industry from the same starting point.
Pyrex is Coffee makers I guess. Probably I should watch a bunch of videos...
Ore , kaiser. Highly refined ore in a jacket of troublesome plastic.
Sledgehammer will remove that when it is wrapped in a towel with a couple of hits.
I want to be...a sledgehammer.
Poor guy lost his shirt on investment suggestions from the comments here.
Doubtful. Fonz had some pretty good calls,. Like me he saw this charade of a market for what it was and it became easy to make fiat.
I take credit for everything, it was an electrical infrustructue problem in south maryland, no big deal, happens everyday, just not to d.c.
terrorist squirrels strike again...
Rocket J. Squirrel converts to Islam and flies into transformer.
As usual, the inital narrative is usually changed as FACTS or a new narrative come in.
-------------------
According to Sean Kelly, a spokesman for Potomac Electric Power Co., just before 1 p.m., there was a momentary dip in voltage caused by a downed transmission line at a substation in southern Maryland, which is connected to a power plant there. ---LA Times
Bad infrastructure, probably cost us another 100 Billion or so just to fix our 'Nations Capital' ... There's opportunity in every crisis
No kidding. Either that or theyll blame it on terrists and take more of our civil liberties away
Miffed: "Drudge is reporting a DC power plant explosion. So who here is taking credit?"
I'd check out Russian shipyard welders.
It was definitely Putin
LoL!
"When you have to hack, hack. Don't talk." -Kirk, (c) 2015
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (When you have to shoot, shoot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcBgs2huRo
"one week before Holocaust Remembrance day" ???
Seems to me that every f*cking day is Holocau$t® Remembrance Day.
no way uncle sam sits in the pilot seat
are those the twin towers in the windshield?
I think it's a little too early to use a cartoon like that right after the crash of the A320.
And it's too early for QE4...right after QE3....but nobody seems to care!
Ok, you've demonstrated your moral superiority. Now piss off.
So can we conclude prematurely that Wall St has suicidal tendencies?
soooo wrong...and yet spot on
Nobody says "too soon" who actually has a sense of humour.
(Hint: it's funny because it's true.)
It does come a lot closer to the truth than the artist realized. Once the banksters figure it's time to check out, see if they don't take us screaming with them.
The real target of all those nuke-tipped ICBMs? The major cities of red-state America, just in case they try to secede. The Union army perfected the art of total war against civilians in Dixie. And Yankee bankers would burn the South to the ground again in a heartbeat, now at the touch of a button. If the southern cracker won't be reconstructed, he'll be roasted alive.
It doesn't matter
Both pilots are suicidal in that cartoon.
They both think they have parachutes
Did I miss something, where is the parashit.
Too late.
Is this the same incorporated U.S. Government that unknowingly enslaved almost its entire population through the deception of uninformed consent using the FED, corrupt officials and lawyers?
Do fictional events portrayed as cartoons, under the guise of Charlie Hebdoesque style satire, make the cartoonist a psychic, a messenger or a terrorist when they accurately predict future events?
That should actually be the other way around. It is your fucking govt that is that nasty copilot.
That should actually be the other way around. It is your fucking govt that is that nasty copilot.
But WHO is running the government? Apparently, it's been taken over by Wall Street. The banksters pay the Congress well, because it takes money to get re-elected. By itself, a gigantic racket exists, not much different than the Tax Racket and other garbage systems often run by unelected bureaucrats. That's exactly why I defend the cartoonist this time. They actually "get it" IMAO.
This cartoon is not representative of the German airline tragedy because in this tragedy both the pilot and copilot are out to crash the plane.
As I often say, "Hope springs eternal!" I'm expecting another 60's style social revolution if WWIII doesn't take away everyone's attention away from the ball.
totally appropriate.
If the plane is full of bankers, I volunteer.
it's not wallstreet, it's obama that's the co-pilot. Make a monkey the president...its still a monkey. George W, Obama...same mediocrity
Some of the cartoons on here are low hanging fruit. This is just pure genius.
Blankfein with a moustache(R), Uncle ObamaSam (L)
Functionally Wall Str. IS the US Gov. It is the American people, who have gone to the crapper...