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Russian Government Hacked White House Computer System, CNN Reports

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Update: even the White House appears embarrassed by this "report." According to Bloomberg, the CNN report that Russia breached the White House computer system is "speculating on the attribution of the activity of concern on the unclassified" White House network that was “disclosed last year,” NSC spokesperson Mark Stroh says."This report is not referring to a new incident." Stroh says in e-mail statement.

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A few months ago, Sony used a ridiculous "hacking" publicity stunt to generate some $40 million more in revenues for what would otherwise have been the latest Seth Rogen "comic" flop, in which the film agency blamed North Korea - which has about ten ultramodern 80386 computers in the entire country - for hacking its firewall, a hack which was subsequently revealed to be the result of disgruntled former employee. Fast forward to today, when moments ago CNN reported that Russian hackers which according to left "tell-tale codes and other markers that they believe point to hackers working for the Russian government", had penetrated the White House computer system.

Of course, reading beyond just the first paragraph reveals that this was anything but an actual hack: as CNN reports, "the White House has said the breach only ever affected an unclassified system." So anyone could have accessed it really. But for the sake of the second cold war let's make it seem that Vladimir Putin has nothing better to do than to sift through Obama's golfing schedule and discover what his true handicap is. Although it's clearly time to declare war on Syria's Assad in retaliation.

The humor continues:

The hackers had access to sensitive information such as real-time non-public details of the president's schedule. While such information is not classified, it is still highly sensitive and prized by foreign intelligence agencies, U.S. officials say.

It is also, well, public. It was unclear if Putin is now also in possession of Obama's real birth certificate.

It gets better.

To get to the White House, the hackers first broke into the State Department, investigators believe.

 

The State Department computer system has been bedeviled by signs that despite efforts to lock them out, the Russian hackers have been able to reenter the system. One official says the Russian hackers have "owned" the State Department system for months and it is not clear the hackers have been fully eradicated from the system

It is settled then: clintonemail.com (and hdr22@clintonemail.com) was more secure than the State Department. And to think people made fun of Hillary for taking the "less safe" route..

As in many hacks, investigators believe the White House intrusion began with a phishing email that was launched using a State Department email account that the hackers had taken over, according to the U.S. officials.

As in "click here if you want to add 7 inches to your penis..." or to download a free torrent of The Interview.

Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, in a speech at an FBI cyberconference in January, warned government officials and private businesses to teach employees what "spear phishing" looks like.

 

"So many times, the Chinese and others get access to our systems just by pretending to be someone else and then asking for access, and someone gives it to them," Clapper said.

So all it takes to penetrate what should be the safest, and most protected computer system in the world is a phishing email. Check.

It gets even better:

The ferocity of the Russian intrusions in recent months caught U.S. officials by surprise, leading to a reassessment of the cybersecurity threat as the U.S. and Russia increasingly confront each other over issues ranging from the Russian aggression in Ukraine to the U.S. military operations in Syria.

 

The attacks on the State and White House systems is one reason why Clapper told a Senate hearing in February that the "Russian cyberthreat is more severe than we have previously assessed."

Yes, because only ferocious Russian hackers working directly for Vladimir Putin (according to "tell-tale" codes which experienced Russian hackers leave all the time) were capable enough of sending phushing emails to state department employees.

But the best part is that, supposedly, the evil, ferocious Russian hackers were first identified in October. Apparently it took 6 months, and a Clinton email server scandal to redirect public attention from her personal email server to that of the United States itself.

The White House in October said it noticed suspicious activity in the unclassified network that serves the executive office of the president. The system has been shut down periodically to allow for security upgrades.

 

The FBI, Secret Service and U.S. intelligence agencies are all involved in investigating the breach, which they consider among the most sophisticated attacks ever launched against U.S. government systems. ?The intrusion was routed through computers around the world, as hackers often do to hide their tracks, but investigators found tell-tale codes and other markers that they believe point to hackers working for the Russian government. A spokesman for the National Security Council declined to comment.

And the punchline: "the Russian embassy did not respond to a request for comment."

Why, were they too busy laughing at this idiocy?

Then again, in retrospect this is par for the course for a country which is now officially preparing to blame the next market rash on, drumroll, "Russian spies."

 

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Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:23 | 5969050 Bunghole
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Did big bad Putin come in your mom's eye as well, Augustus?

You sound like a fucking zioqueer PNAC cunt.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:44 | 5968178 czarangelus
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Remember the Maine, to Hell with Moscow!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:54 | 5968225 Omega_Man
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to Hell with Washington and the evil CIA, surely they shall rot in the cesspool they belong in

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:43 | 5968406 Bankster Kibble
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Love your sarcasm.  So many layers of meaning with so few words . . .

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:48 | 5968192 q99x2
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When the revolution goes off in America and the EU, Russia, China and the holy Caliphate are coming for John McCain, Feinstein, Graham and Ben Bernanke. I don't think anyone is interested in Yellen. Wouldn't know what to feed it.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:48 | 5968199 holdbuysell
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Is that the best propaganda CNN can dish out these days? Sheesh. Even third graders would know they were being played with this BS.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:48 | 5968200 saltoafronteira
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Hillary, Nuland and all the other SD harpies penetrated by Russian Hackers ? Interesting.....

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:51 | 5968208 Sturm und Drang
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And I used to disparage the idiots in Vichy, France.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:51 | 5968209 Atomizer
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Button gaffe embarrasses Clinton.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7930047.stm

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:52 | 5968214 A Lunatic
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This is nothing more than a bullshit story to let that nasty heifer bitch Hillary Clinton off the hook for political gain......

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:09 | 5968495 Berspankme
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Bingo

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:53 | 5968222 Billy Sol Estes
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Better luck nextime, slugheads!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:55 | 5968230 Kassandra
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Slow news day...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:58 | 5968236 Hannibal
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Ain't that bitch when the "other guy" is doing it.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:14 | 5968307 forwardho
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If indeed it was Russian hackers, then good for them.

Serves the miserable POS's right for spying and collecting the whole worlds data.

That being said, this administration lies when the truth would suffice and has lost all credibility.

At the very least I hope they were able to cancel the Golfer in chiefs tee times.

 

 

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:56 | 5968238 Omega_Man
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USA is number 1.... on the banana repubic hair list. 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 17:57 | 5968242 laomei
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either they have stopped trying anymore to put out credible propaganda... or they hold the public in such contempt that they know they don't even have to try anymore.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:42 | 5968403 Bankster Kibble
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CNN is desperate for more viewers and they think a traditional Russophobic article will attract more eyeballs.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:05 | 5968275 Bastiat
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ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:31 | 5968370 lakecity55
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"Wolf Ziostein, CNN: Americans are ready for war after the White Mosk today announced the theft of billions of dollars by Vlad the Hacker.

"President Bath House has retreated to a safe and secure area to wage war against the Russian Juggernaut!

"Americans are asked to pray to their higher power and kiss their ass goodbye. Bath House will be safe at Mount Weather!

"For those about to die, I salute you! Reggie and I will carry on the fight!"

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:06 | 5968276 jtg
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We can laught at this nonsense but the unfortunate truth is that most Americans believe this BS.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:03 | 5968670 bid the soldier...
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isn't that why we're laughing?  

that we're not one of 'em?

'

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:08 | 5968287 optimator
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Good news, they can now tell me who's been hacking me.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:08 | 5968289 lasvegaspersona
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What we know with certainty is that the US wants the world to believe that Russia hacked our computers.

We also must keep in mind that there is nothing the NSA cannot do, or make appear to have happened. So I'm torn between believing that Obama used '1234' as his password or that the NSA is behind this.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:13 | 5968303 juicy_bananas
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What is 6969?

 

Dinner for four.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:33 | 5968381 lakecity55
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Reggie, Bath House, Miss Lindsey and Mooch?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:25 | 5968353 lakecity55
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NSA: We have arranged for over a dozen US banks to be hacked and all their money stolen. The hack will point back to servers in Russia.

Bath House: Excellent. We must have war. Our Dual Citizens are getting impatient!

NSA: Wait until 25 million Americans "lose" their money to Vlad!

Bath House: Wait! Is my account protected??"

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:12 | 5969000 Volkodav
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I hear membersip closed now. Is this true?

If so, someone left behind...

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 06:35 | 5969903 Max Steel
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yes they have . They requested  on same day when uae applied for the membership on 3 april . Just yesterday their request got approved . check wiki if you have any doubt .

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:11 | 5968296 juicy_bananas
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Why didn't Barry just throw the internet kill switch?  Say bye to your internet freedoms bitchez!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:56 | 5968643 bid the soldier...
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That would have fucked the economy so bad, the Dow would have broken 20,000.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:15 | 5968311 bankonzhongguo
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And of course, the White House and the Executive do not "hack" any other nation-states.

CIA-NN.

What a bunch of lazy propagandists.

No different than RT or China Daily.

 

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:15 | 5968312 toomuchtom
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But not Hillary's server, since the Secret Service was right outside.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:31 | 5968372 hotrod
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Yes it does appear Hillary was smart enough to guard the door.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:16 | 5968315 hotrod
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WHO CAREZZZ??????   WE HACK THE WORLD

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:16 | 5968316 Infinite QE
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Wolf "Israel First" Blitzkreig reporting live on WH lawn for ZNN........

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:18 | 5968325 didthatreallyhappen
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the hacked into husseins brain but found nothing

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:23 | 5968336 Rastech
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Probably just Vlad trying to get Obo on WhatsApp, and they both got hacked by the Chinese.

 

Or North Koreans.

 

Or German Security Services.

 

Or some 11 year old kid in his mom's basement.

 

It probably just read "Hey numb nuts, are you there, or are you on that fucking golf course again? It's Vlad." and security obviously thought it was a Russian hack.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:21 | 5968340 lakecity55
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Dear Vlad, here are all the WH passwords. Reggie is NOT my boyfriend! Please call me, oh Russian Stud!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:22 | 5968342 Duc888
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Big fukken deal, like NSA doesn't hack planet earth?

 

Get fucking real.

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:23 | 5968344 Z_End
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Was this reported by CNN or Rolling Stone????

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:16 | 5968492 Emergency Ward
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Rolling Stone will run a cover story exposé sourced entirely from unsubstantiated remarks by an unidentified and unknown (even to the Rolling Stone editors) Administration insider.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:53 | 5968629 bid the soldier...
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Big Deal

The New York Times has been doing that since Snowden landed at Sheremetyevo airport.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:24 | 5968347 SmittyinLA
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it was Kilroyski

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:25 | 5968352 New_Meat
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"The State Department computer system has been bedeviled"

Bastard Devils, that is why HRC HAD, HAD I SAY to have her very own personal and confidential server, a server that only she (although she, as a SWellesley attendee would never actually "type" on that keyboard) could access.  Huma, the kind sister that she is, would of course have helped.

- Ned

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:28 | 5968361 ronron
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they should have built the moat around the white house then this couldn't happen.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:30 | 5968365 SmittyinLA
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why would the whitehouse store a fake birth certificate on a computer?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:42 | 5968401 Omega_Man
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Looks like a civil war is brewing... Obama will be asking Putin and China for help in taming the evil that has taken over the USA.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:46 | 5968410 iofera
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The Russians are like your bat-shit crazy uncle. They need to be thumped and hard.

The quicker we effect a regime change over there the better.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:52 | 5968429 Volkodav
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you're too soft for any but talkings

 

 

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:58 | 5968455 Latina Lover
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Exactly, Iofera is another keyboard warrior, hiding behind a screen. If he faced real russian soldiers, he would shit his pants.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:48 | 5968603 bid the soldier...
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How would that be different from every day he doesn't face real Russian soldiers?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 22:26 | 5969307 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

How would that be different from every day he doesn't face real Russian soldiers?

His mommy wouldn't be there to change his underoos and wipe his butt.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:05 | 5968477 Berspankme
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Why don't you go do it keyboard rambo

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:28 | 5969093 Bunghole
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Because he would run into guys like this who dont give a fuck.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/04/07/russian-anti-terro-squads/

Mr Keyboard warrior would have his dick cut off and shoved down his throat so fast his fat mommas head would spin.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:55 | 5968438 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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 Russian Federation hackers don't need to hack the White House because it could not be more fucked up than it already is, and O'Bummer always makes every mistake imaginable anyways. My guess is that the "evil Russian hackers" have better things to do.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:04 | 5968472 Berspankme
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Putin knows, just leave it alone. It will implode on it's own idiocy. Doesn't need any outside help. Fuck You .Gov

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:58 | 5968452 One And Only
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Unless there was no hack to begin with. I didn't see any doxing or any kind of information released.

Could be an excuse to make Obama even more reclusive like every other dictator. This seems an awful lot like propaganda to me.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:07 | 5968484 freakscene
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+100

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:58 | 5968453 iofera
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In Soviet Russia, president assasinates YOU.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:13 | 5968509 Anusocracy
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Whatever government is paying you to post this garbage is definitely not getting its money's worth.

But then, everything government touches turns to crap.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:43 | 5968839 nuke ISIS now
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YES Kind of like Russia radiating its own people without telling them whats going on, right fuckhead?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2215023/Is-polluted-place...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:30 | 5969106 Bunghole
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Are you both paid in Hot Pockets and Capri Sun?

Ever hear of MK Ultra fucknut?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 23:39 | 5969546 WillyGroper
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WTF were saying about radiating?

JHC you're an idiot.

http://www.jackkruse.com/emf-5-what-are-the-biologic-effects-of-emf/

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 23:06 | 5969408 Al Tinfoil
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Under the Patriot Act and National Defence Authorization Act, the US President has the legal authority to arrest, imprison, and even assassinate any person, anywhere (even US citizens on US soil) without the subject person having any right to legal representation, trial, or appeal.  The US government does not even have to tell the subject person's next of kin about the "disappearance".  The US President can legally "disappear" anyone.  The CIA has practised "disappearances" of its chosen targets for decades.

US drones now fly over Iraq, Pakistan, and who knows where else, raining death and destruction on anyone who appears suspicious to the drone operator in his or her air-conditioned office operating a joy-stick in front of a computer screen, like a kid playing war games (and with just as much accountability for killing women, children, innocent men, and wedding parties). 

The US President is not alone in this regard.  Israel, for example, has practised "targetted killings" of its opponents for years.  The US, Soviet Russia, and their allies practised strategic killings throughout the Cold War.  "Disappearances" have been the government policy of many countries, including many countries in South America which were under the control of US puppet governments.  Disappearances and not-so-secret assassinations are regular occurences in Ukraine, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, many African countries, many Middle East countries, Colombia, Cuba, Myanmar, Malaysia, China and Russia (if the MSM are to be believed) etc., etc.   "Suicides" of bankers are rife.  

FEMA camps have been readied for "possible outbreaks of civil strife", and colored stickers have appeared on mailboxes.   Military teams are practising civilian takeovers on US soil.  

Welcome to the brave new world.  Same as the old world.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:00 | 5968461 studfinder
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Maybe they'll interview Harley guy outside the Whitehouse... 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:00 | 5968463 BullyBearish
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Of course CNN is correct...they found a digital passport at the scene

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:06 | 5968479 freakscene
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I can tell you with 100% certainty that none of this should be believed just because its being reported. DHS loves to make these stories up (or actually perform the "hack" themselves) in order to secure funding or advance the cyber bogeyman myth.

I've lived it and witnessed the lies up close

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:06 | 5968480 Joebloinvestor
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Turnabout is fair play.

The US has NOTHING to bitch about, but you can bet they will.

I would really enjoy a data dump of all of Hillary's emails just to show that no one is immune.

From several sources would be even more fun.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:08 | 5968488 Atomizer
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Back after a catnap. This story is a falsified red herring report. Anyone can access the presidential schedule for the day.

If White House Press Briefings Were Honest http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=utIl6b5-KPE
Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:08 | 5968490 UncleChopChop
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how long till they air a youtube video of a 'hacker' speaking russian and torturing a puppy while singing 'down down usa?'

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:40 | 5968573 bid the soldier...
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how long would it take you to photo shop one?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:09 | 5968494 NuYawkFrankie
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USSA anti-Russian propaganda & feigned outrage getting more IDIOTIC by the day!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:12 | 5968502 Nitefawkes
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Fri April 10th 2015 1pm Bath house time with Reggie

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:13 | 5968511 kchrisc
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C(IA)NN "reported."

That was funny. Thanks.

C(IA)NN does not "report," but relay and stage.
We go live to tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlLVurwE7yw
Scuds are falling in our studio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWY14eyMFg
At the studio's cemetery with Zion mom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxAWy_bUuio
Syria Danny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuU9bmJ0B0
Do you smell gas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km5CJo9JkDI
The sun casts a lot of shadows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CX5gtNxbAU (You'd think they would have learned by their shadow errors in the Moon hoax.)

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"CNN, from Zion straight to your minds."

 

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:18 | 5968526 Berspankme
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Was there a photo of Moochelle's dick? Is this why Wulf Ziocon got so excited?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:20 | 5968528 Debugas
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FALSE FLAG to start a nookular war

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:21 | 5968531 p00k1e
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Mother Russia recently went back to paper.  Triumph Adler typewriters.

 


Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:21 | 5968533 CaptainMoonlight
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How much would we have to pay Putin to take Obama and his crew for us?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:11 | 5968707 me or you
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I think he would do it for free if we ask him.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:22 | 5968535 44_shooter
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**DEFCON 1 - COCKED PISTOL ** REPEAT ** DEFCON 1 - COCKED PISTOL - TEE TIMES HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:22 | 5968536 44_shooter
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**DEFCON 1 - COCKED PISTOL ** REPEAT ** DEFCON 1 - COCKED PISTOL - TEE TIMES HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:22 | 5968537 orangegeek
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communists hacking communists

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:22 | 5968540 Pancho de Villa
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Not to worry, peoples... I'll put the Ejercito del Norte to working on it. They can hack into the Kremlin and we will really fuck them up!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:24 | 5968543 p00k1e
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Jade Helm 15.

 

Go buy food!  And pray to your god.

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:34 | 5968789 Crocodile
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If you are praying to the LORD Jesus, the only true God, then there is nothing to be concerned about except for praying and seeking to proclaim the good news predicated upon the bad news to the "lost" or one's dying in their sin..  For He says not to worry or the fear man, but fear Him who can kill both body and soul...many do need to be afraid, those who are NOT reconciled to Jesus.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:32 | 5968555 One of We
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So is socially engineering an IRS agent now part of my accountants due diligence in avoiding tax liability?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:35 | 5968559 _SILENCER
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I wonder if the Rooskies recovered any of Obama's hairless asian boy porn.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:41 | 5968580 Intoxicologist
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So, is that market "rash" contagious?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:56 | 5968642 Crocodile
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Sounds familiar; now we wait for the DHS mega-weather event:

The departing US Homeland Security Secretary used her farewell speech to warn the nation’s leaders of an impending “serious” cyber-attack as well as a natural disaster, the impact of which will dwarf Hurricane Sandy and other disasters in recent memory.  http://rt.com/usa/janet-napolitano-farewell-speech-084/

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:17 | 5968733 nuke ISIS now
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Its very re ASS SORE ING That Russia is extremely "cumpetent"...err ipoteent, with regard to handling nuclear weapons..and Russia would most certainly disclose if there ws a threat to public safety, right cumrades?

Todays, latest Russia nuke fuck up

http://www.dw.de/russian-officials-play-down-dangers-after-nuclear-sub-f...

'No threat' to public safety

Russian officials were quick to try to play down the incident, which occurred at the Zvyozdochka shipyard in Severodvinsk, 1,000 kilometers (620 miles) north of Moscow on the White Sea, saying that despite the fire and the nature of the vessel, at no time had there been any threat to the public.

Of course these fucking Russian morons did the same thng back in 201...claiming no threat to the public from a similar nuk sub fire...where after the fact the truth "leaked" out that a nucler disaster was narrowly averted

http://www.euronews.com/2015/04/07/russian-nuclear-submarine-catches-fir...

The corporation said there was no threat of environmental or radioactive contamination. There were no reports of any casualties.

The dry dock at the Zvyozdochka shipyard, at Severodvinsk in the province of Arkhangelsk, was flooded with water to partially submerge the submarine and help put out the fire.

It is said to have started near the stern during welding work that caused insulation materials to be set alight.

The 949 Antei Oscar-class submarine, named Orel, is the sister vessel of the Kursk, which sank after a fire and explosion in 2000.

Russia’s nuclear submarine fleet has been involved in a series of accidents in recent years, and the authorities accused of hiding information.

In the worst disaster, in 2000, the Kursk nuclear submarine in the Murmansk region sank with the loss of 118 lives. The navy was criticised by Russia’s political leaders for hiding information.

In September 2013 a fire at Vladivostock was put out after five hours.

A fire in 2011 engulfed a nuclear-powered submarine carrying atomic weapons, according to a leading Russian magazine. Helicopters and tug boats were used to douse it with water.

The magazine said nuclear disaster was narrowly averted, despite official assurances that there was no threat.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,....... And of course who could forget this fuck knuckle cuntry's Chernobyl event, where these spinless fucks let their own peole get radited like a fucking hamberger in a mwave, by intentionally failing to disclose the extent of the danger, because of course THERE WAS NO THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY. FUCKING MENACE TO TH WORLD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF YOUR NUKES RUSSIA FOR TH SAFEETY OF YOUR OWN CUNTRY...FUCKING MORONS
Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:29 | 5968768 Crocodile
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How can you contaminate what is already contaminated? - think Fuku-shima.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 22:37 | 5969345 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Captain Butthole admitted:

Its very re ASS SORE ING

Not newsworthy. Everyone already knows that Putin leaves you butthurt.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 00:23 | 5969637 bid the soldier...
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 Major Asshole, sir, let me remind you of this item.

Atom bomb over North Carolina came close to detonating in 1961 crash, documents say

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/06/11/atom-bomb-over-north-carolina-came-...

One of two nuclear bombs that fell near Raleigh, N.C., during a military accident more than 50 years ago came frighteningly close to detonating, newly-released documents reveal.

Mince this story well, mix it with your favorite lite beer and then apply it generously to your hemmorrhoids.  You'll be dancing in the sunshine again real soon.  Promise.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:21 | 5971219 gezley
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"And of course who could forget this fuck knuckle cuntry's Chernobyl event"

Chernobyl isn't in Russia, you half-wit.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:26 | 5968761 Crocodile
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Remember the recent warnings about Yellow Stone; a little underground Nuk_e(s) or HAARP and some good propaganda before & after and you have the Russians to go to war with....good luck America may the Lord forgive U.S.., for our sins are as high as the heavens.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:00 | 5968654 me or you
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How is this? I thought the NSA hold the patents to hack into other govermnets and nobody else.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:22 | 5968746 Crocodile
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You answered your own question.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:04 | 5968679 Crocodile
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For all of you who voted for Obama; I DID NOT, for he was transparent in my sight..but you who are ashamed and in the closet know who you are.  I no longer vote in state or national elections since the lessor of two evil's is evil.

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You have elected and participated in your last election; Obama will not be leaving and he will be your King or Dictator under martial law and you can take that to the banking cabal.  So the giant false-flag that is yet to come will come from many sides and in various magnitudes...we can already feel the tremors and sense the reality.  Millions of Mexicans and Muslims are being and have been shipped into the US by the millions now.  How do you think the FBI KNOWS their are terror cells in all 50 states and no arrests?

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Glad to be part of the family of God (Jesus) and not that other family.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:26 | 5968760 p00k1e
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Did you just perform the Curly Shuffle in front of your monitors? 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:07 | 5968682 me or you
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You better hurry and find other ways to get in touch with your love ones.

Court mulls revealing secret government plan to cut cell phone service.

=== TIME TO INVEST IN SATELLITE PHONES ====

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:17 | 5968732 me or you
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I feel so sorry for the American people the lunatics at the  White House will get all of you killed if you don't stop them.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:23 | 5968749 talisman
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The State Department computer system has been bedeviled ---
you mean someone broke into Hillary's private server???

"sensitive information such as real-time non-public details of the president's schedule"....
I don't think anyone really cares anymore whether or when he is in the Oval Office or on the golf course.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:38 | 5968808 Al Tinfoil
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The complaint about Russians hacking the White House is actually a very clever ploy to get the Russians to believe the misleading information left on White House computers for hackers to retrieve.  Similar to Obama's complaints about the Chinese government hacking into American computers to steal US military technology.  Those in the know reveal that the F-35 is the biggest head-fake ever used to mislead America's enemies into spending $Trillions trying to duplicate a completely worthless piece of military machinery.  Plans for the F-35 were deliberately left on vulnerable servers, prominently marked "Top Secret Very Valuable Secret Military Technology Guaranteed to Give America's Enemies a Perpetual Military Advantage Over America".  We can only imagine how much money America's enemies have spent trying to apply Sears Super Premium Latex Indoor paint as an all-weather radar cloaking skin to their versions of the F-35.

The success of Obama's ploy is evident in such geniuses as Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Canadian Prime Minister Steven Harper agreeing to buy multiple copies of the F-35 (or maybe they are helping sell the head-fake to the Chinese and Russians).

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:41 | 5968828 Banananomics
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Come on, show some compassion!

All that Putin wants is the secret of the great teleprompter skills of our dear leader.

You believe this, you believe anything - brought to you by the Cartoon News Networks

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:45 | 5968847 Moccasin
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hahahaha lmao, yeah thats right, the Russian hackers are so bad that they leave "tell-tale codes and other markers"!!! Who wrote this script? I see an action movie in the making. Call the CIA, they will fund this blockbuster, soon to be in a "theater near you"!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:47 | 5968861 creeko
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does anyone here believe one fucking word from CNN?  does anyone feel compelled to comment on this non-story, non-event?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:25 | 5969068 R19
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Hackers are 21st century dogs as in 'my dog ate my homework'.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:47 | 5968863 grekko
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What goes around, comes around...just ask the NSA.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 20:48 | 5968873 creeko
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reading shit like this will drive one in ever-tightening circles of madness. 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:03 | 5968961 goldman58
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This is nothing

Wait until Russia and China who have been double teaming us for a long time introduce a gold backed security in the New bank in China. Thaat will be the end of the US $ for sure

Then we are all going to find out just who has been buying all this gold and dumping our paper through a proxy in Belgium since early last year.

Yep - this country is in for a rude awakening when it suddenly wakes up and discovers that the montser in the White Castle has done aabsolutely nothing to protect us for the past 6 1/2 years.

America the 'Grand Experiment' - GAME OVER

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:10 | 5968989 BustainMovealota
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Maybe Russia will share the hacked info with the American folks and confirm that Obummer WAS, in fact, born in Kenya.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:13 | 5969007 BustainMovealota
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"consider among the most sophisticated attacks ever launched against U.S. government systems"

They are always the most sophisticated attacks,, what fucking bullshit.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:27 | 5969086 Urban Roman
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It's all that "Kaspersky" stuff on your computer.

With a rooskie name like that, it's gotta be tha source.

Just go to Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs, and find everything installed by them dam rooskies. And tell it you want to uninstall itself.

 

That's the ticket.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 22:42 | 5969357 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

It's all that "Kaspersky" stuff on your computer.

With a rooskie name like that, it's gotta be tha source.

Well hell yeah it is! It goes in and removes all that USA Safetyware® that the NSA was kind enough to install for free.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 21:32 | 5969113 Bunga Bunga
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BREAKING: RUSSIAN HACKERS PUBLISH SCREENSHOT

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 22:06 | 5969241 homiegot
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I feel nothing. 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 22:36 | 5969340 WillyGroper
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No worries.

I'm sure they'll subpoena the meta data & have this nipped in the bud before you can say
Solzhenitsyn's your uncle.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 23:03 | 5969411 Aussiekiwi
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I love the way these Hackers are so incredibly clever that they can Hack these very secure systems, but are supposedly at the same time so incredibly stupid that they leave all these clues lying around as to who they are and furthermore that the US intelligence just believes these clues are genuine.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 23:15 | 5969456 BanjoDoug
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I have quite a bit of s/w development experience in the gov't DoD world, esp in writing network s/w interfaces,  & the last 10 years a lot of experience in computer security (not my favorite field)....  NTL,  I think this story is totally BULLSHIT.....  it is likely an in house gig so a foreign entity can be blamed.....

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 23:51 | 5969577 Anunnaki
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CIA News Network with Christiane I'm aWhore

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 00:05 | 5969606 TeethVillage88s
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They won't prove it to us... and can't prove it to us.

It goes without saying that the following are hacking and spying on each other;

- China
- Russia
- USA
- UK
- Israel
- Australia
- EU
- India

all of these have experience with European colonialism. Not that Asia, India, Middle East don't have similar histories of Assassinations and infiltration. Sun Tsu comes to mind.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 06:00 | 5969879 Machination
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Paging BORIS, where are you BORIS?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 06:03 | 5969881 Jack Daniels Esq
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USG missed Boston muslims - with KGB help - bozos

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 08:19 | 5970051 Mike Masr
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Yah, and Putin caused the DC blackout yesterday too. It's just non stop hysteria and nonsense coming from our moronic leaders. These warmongering neocons want World War 3 and a 200 million degree day for us ordinary Americans as they go below ground into their bunkers.  

Below is an eye opening perspective from a Russian:

http://mat-rodina.blogspot.com.au/2015/03/getting-russia-wrong-all-way-t...

 

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 08:18 | 5970075 gcjohns1971
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The problem isn't that Russians hacked the White House.

I am sure that the Kremlin would LOVE to hack the White House.

No one in their right mind would think otherwise.

The problem is that the White House has lied in so many ways and so often, to cover misdeeds, to hide their agenda, and sometimes just because...that no one can believe anything they say.

So now we find ourselves at a point where we DISBELIEVE that someone did a thing, that they CLEARLY would love to do, because White House credibility is so low that virtually anyone else is more believable.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 08:31 | 5970104 d edwards
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i bet the ruskies can find hillary's missing emails.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 08:36 | 5970121 Quinvarius
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"Nyet!  Mwe ne s delali!  Eta loish!"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 08:41 | 5970135 Quinvarius
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I am sure these horrible hackers deleted all Obama's emails that were about to be subpeoneaed in the Hillary investigation.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:02 | 5970193 Pesky Labrador
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The sheeple will eat this story and regurgitate it amongst their own. Anyone in IT knows all these countries are constantly trying to spy on each other or gain access to their information. I think NSA has the upper hand at the moment with the low level back doors in US hardware.

Thu, 04/09/2015 - 00:42 | 5974228 onmail
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CNN == CIA News Network

Need I say more

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