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US Markets Open... Panic Buying Ensues

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"Normal..."

 

 

Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me; Fool me thrice, shame on Bob Pisani...

 

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Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:40 | 5966398 coulous
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as european market 

last week mirror open asia, europe and US equities

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:40 | 5966400 NotApplicable
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"But what's important to remember here is..."

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:47 | 5966431 spastic_colon
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listen....this is to set up the super ramp after the fed minutes this week to keep the "fed is omnipotent" meme alive....we need the fed and the gov't doncha know / s

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:15 | 5966532 J S Bach
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"Panic Buying"

 

The phrase has such a decadent connotation in my mind.  Greed and avarice have become the new American virtues thanks to our unpunished criminal handlers on Wall Street.  When the fall comes, it will be unprecedented and never more deserved.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:00 | 5967008 Sages wife
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And never more overdue.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:42 | 5966410 B2u
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Bob Pisani?  I thought it was PISS-ON-ME...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:51 | 5966450 Dr. Richard Head
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You're doing a disservice to golden showers with that...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:51 | 5966451 Toolshed
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" I thought it was PISS-ON-ME..."

That's his hobby.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:43 | 5966411 orangegeek
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Alcoa kicks off earnings season / share buyback season.

 

Wonder how much of Alcoa yellen owns now.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:43 | 5966412 101 years and c...
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if 9:29:59, buy stocks

end

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:45 | 5966420 CPL
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Liberty Ventures

T. Rowe Price Group Inc

Williams Partners LP

Aviva Plc (ADR)

Glimcher Realty Trust

 

Round these guys up and put them in the box.  I give their excom staff tops 2 days before they crack like eggs and start talking.  I hope they enjoyed the free corn.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:47 | 5966432 101 years and c...
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2 days?  rich, spoiled fucks like that would crack at the sight of something intimidating (choose your weapon or very large man in leather and chains).

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:09 | 5966515 CPL
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They gotta eat, fuck or shit sooner or later.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:03 | 5966495 CPL
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Chimera Investment Corporation     395.90%    

 

Another pig at the trough after the unlucky false algo start.  That's a lot of corn.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:46 | 5966425 Seasmoke
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Why is everyone so afraid to buy stocks at a LOWER PRICE ??

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:52 | 5966453 Dazman
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What's ironic is that the HFT's are kind of putting themselvees out of business.

As they get more aggressive with stop hunting, the less leverage I use and then I take off stops completely and let trades go for days, looking for much wider turns. Of course, I'm still an idiot for playing a rigged game at all. But hey, we all have our vices - I hate Vegas but some people love that.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:59 | 5966483 SheepDog-One
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At least in Vegas you get girls in skimpy outfits serving you free drinks as you hand over your life savings.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:05 | 5966502 Stormtrooper
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And the odds are better.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:14 | 5966531 Dazman
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I cannot disagree. But hey, I lost more at a strip joint than in 15 minutes than I've ever lost in 15 minutes in the market So....... I dunno. Skimpy girls might be even worse for my economic situation lol

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:54 | 5966458 Q-Q-Q
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Can't we just hand over all the worlds money and assets to the HFT's and their masters in one go and save all this messing around?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:53 | 5966634 manofthenorth
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They create and therefor have ALL the money they want.

It is our willing participation that they require.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:55 | 5966463 yogibear
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William Dudley's Federal Reserve trading desk is right on time buying.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:56 | 5966469 SheepDog-One
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Must buy....stawks....far higher....must....full....leverage....

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:56 | 5966471 papaswamp
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Kockerlakota said no rate hikes until H2 2016.... Rampapotomus..

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/no-fed-rate-hike-needed-until-second-ha...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:03 | 5966494 SheepDog-One
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Quite an elaborate good cop-bad cop routine they've got going on, no doubt.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 10:17 | 5966540 SoilMyselfRotten
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And it's SO subtle

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 09:57 | 5966478 Tinky
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Rather than the old "fool me" saw, I've always preferred this:

 

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." 

 – Ian Fleming

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 12:02 | 5966827 disabledvet
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Only two ways to raise cash in this world: work your butt off for nothing or buy stocks.

 

PERIOD.

 

Everything else is treasuries and "risk mitigation."

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 12:51 | 5966981 luna_man
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Yes, in this case, "what goes up, will surely, come tumbling down"!

 

kind of funny...RIGHT?

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