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White House In The Dark, On Lockdown Following D.C.-Wide Power Outage

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Update 2:

Update: NO INITIAL INDICATIONS OF TERRORISM IN WASHINGTON, D.C., POWER OUTAGES - U.S. GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS

Some more from The Hill:

Government buildings throughout Washington, including the White House and State Department, briefly lost power on Tuesday.

 

Electricity provider Pepco said the cause of the outages "is under evaluation."

 

The Department of Homeland Security does not suspect the outages to have anything to do with criminal activity or terrorism, according to CNBC.

 

At the White House, the lights in the lower press area went off for a few seconds before turning on again. Power also went out in other parts of the building, according to White House staff.

 

"Power outage affecting many parts of the city, and it affected the [White House] complex. We were on a backup generator and now we are back on normal power," a White House spokesman said.

 

State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf continued speaking with reporters when the power went out during her midday briefing.

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The utility firm Pepco is currently investigating a Washington-wide black-out that has plunged The White House, State Department, The US Capitol, D.C. Metro, and even Oprah's TV Stage into darkness...Ironically, the outage occurred minutes after Rand Paul commented that "the time has come to take away the power from Washington D.C..." 

A spokesperson for Pepco, the Washington, D.C.-area provider electricity utility, told Reuters that it experienced scattered outages Tuesday but that they had happened for “unknown reasons.”

Real-time Pepco Outage Map here...

 

Has anyone seen Kim Jong-Un today?

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The blackout as it happened during the State briefing:

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As Bloomberg reports,

The U.S. State Department lost electrical power Tuesday during its daily press briefing, and power also was briefly lost in areas of the White House and the Capitol.

 

Pepco Holdings Co. has started work to restore electricity to the State Department and other buildings in the area. It will take one to two hours until power is fully restored, according to an announcement over the State Department emergency broadcast system.

 

Hallways were dark in the State Department, lit only by light filtering in from the windows. Spokeswoman Marie Harf completed her briefing in the dark, reading from her briefing binder by the light of her iPhone as reporters took notes with lighting from their mobile phones.

 

Power briefly flickered off at the White House Tuesday afternoon, affecting the media workspace and at least some staff areas. Aides would not say if the White House was being powered by backup generators, though they planned to issue a statement later. Guests entering the White House were also temporarily delayed because Secret Service screening equipment was briefly knocked offline by the outage.

 

Multiple buildings in the U.S. Capitol complex were experiencing intermittent power outages, Capitol Police spokesman Shennell Antrobus said in an e-mail. The Capitol Police and architect of the Capitol were investigating the cause of the outages, he said.

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The State Department currently...

Offices being evacuated...

 

 

  • *PEPCO SPOKESMAN SAYS NO FURTHER COMMENT ON POWER OUTAGES
  • *PEPCO SAYS IT'S GATHERING INFORMATION ON D.C. POWER OUTAGES
  • *STATE DEPT SAYS PEPCO EXPECTS TO RESTORE POWER IN 1-2 HOURS
  • *SMITHSONIAN SAYS SOME OF ITS MUSEUMS SEEING POWER OUTAGES
  • *SMITHSONIAN SAYS ON TWITTER THAT FOUR MUSEUMS NOW EVACUATED
 

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Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:15 | 5967046 Overflow-admin
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Stop playing with the PLCs!!!

Edit: #STUXXNET

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:16 | 5967051 boogerbently
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TEPCO ???

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:20 | 5967074 pods
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Am I the only one surprised that the white house does NOT have a stand alone backup power source?

Sheesh.

pods

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:23 | 5967091 onewayticket2
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why?

 

they dont back up hillary's email.....

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:26 | 5967110 Bastiat
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That's OK; the NSA, the Russians, Chinese, and Israeli's all have copies.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:31 | 5967127 TruthInSunshine
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Hasbra Urban Moving white van spotted near White House with dual citizens aboard.

Israel is firing a warning shot to Goyim Americans to not attempt a peaceful resolution over Iranian nuclear issue.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:33 | 5967152 TruxtonSpangler
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Nothing to see here shitizen, move along

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:39 | 5967175 SilverIsKing
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How does one not vote for Rand Paul now that he has shown himself to be God?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:49 | 5967187 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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The power outage happened shortly after this Rand Paul person stated that power ought to be taken away from Washington? He means business.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:57 | 5967235 Thirst Mutilator
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Stupid motherfuckers didn't ever consider the idea of using the Washington Monument & the Potomac River as an Egyptian style Tesla Tower...

 

Idiots ~ Instead, they stole all Teslas notebooks, buried them in a vault, let GE run wild, & build fucking nuclear plants on Japanese fault lines...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:00 | 5967243 tmosley
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"the outage occurred minutes after Rand Paul commented that "the time has come to take away the power from Washington D.C..." "

Kinda hoping Rand turns out to be a supervillian.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:09 | 5967285 eatthebanksters
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The power may be off but no one has found out how to pull the plug on the bullshit.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:11 | 5967291 SoilMyselfRotten
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They've been in the dark since Jan. 20th, 2009

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:16 | 5967316 Sashko89
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Maybe Obama will put some solar panels and the white house roof before his term is over in case they cut off his power again...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:26 | 5967362 Pairadimes
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There are thousands of people in D.C. at risk of dehydration and starving to death without power.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:28 | 5967378 Divine Wind
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PerpCo ?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:39 | 5967416 HowdyDoody
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<-- Poutine
<-- Kim Il Sung

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:43 | 5967434 NoDebt
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This calls for stricter gun control regulations.  I have no idea why, but somehow that will be the result of this.

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:52 | 5967460 Save_America1st
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Fuck D.C.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:47 | 5967655 Four chan
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don cheedles van is all messed up now.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 22:43 | 5969360 weburke
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rand paul will push for the fed to be audited, will join the orchestrated push to sign us onto the imf tyranny.  remove power indeed. 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:55 | 5967477 NoVa
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DC already has gun controls.  Citizens cannot have firearms - only FEDS.

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:40 | 5967422 Antifaschistische
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That still isn't nearly enough...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 16:39 | 5967868 Never One Roach
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The SEC plugged in too many dildoes at once. Those old buildings cant handle these new uber-dildoes that suck up power like crazy.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 02:37 | 5969764 boattrash
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"There are thousands of people in D.C. at risk of dehydration and starving to death without power."

Well I sure as fuck hope it's the ones on K Street!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:27 | 5967367 onewayticket2
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Tuesday at noon....?  (easy throw away day)

spring.....low power needs (no a/c, no heat)

 

planned would not surprise.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:27 | 5967371 yellowsub
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Unfortunately, the energy is perpetual like the bullshit...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:45 | 5967438 Realname
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The utility firm Pepco is currently investigating a Washington-wide black-out that has plunged The White House, State Department, The US Capitol, D.C. Metro, and even Oprah's TV Stage into darkness...funny, I thought all of those places had plunged into darkness years ago.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:11 | 5967521 ThroxxOfVron
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You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

Girl, we couldn't get much higher

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:22 | 5967562 Shaznardickleze...
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In comparison to who and or what? The current and last 3 presidents haven't been villanous enough for you?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:01 | 5967236 TruthInSunshine
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UPDATED.

Sources reporting power outage is result of explosion at electricity producing substructure in Maryland

Whisper rumor of Urban Movers white van near that facility moments prior to explosion. Transformer was recently serviced by U.S. Government contractor, Hasbra Disraeli Tel Aviv Utility Company, two days prior.

SOMETHING'S NOT KOSHER, MOSHE.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:15 | 5967314 teslaberry
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sources reporting anti-semites fabricating nonense to race bait. 

 

oh no 'it's not anti-semitism' because hasbara is code for the zionist nazi's not the jews because there's a zionist jewish conspiracy but i'ts not a racism thing against jews. 

 

but ...it's the jews!. 

nazi troll force on zh is strong. possibly cia run to spread divide and conquer as usual. 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:41 | 5967424 HowdyDoody
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Fail: Not all Zionists are Jewish and not all Jews are Zionist. Zionism is a particularly vile political ideology.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 16:47 | 5967528 Thirst Mutilator
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Oh FFS... Fuck the Zionists & fuck the idiot jews who skate on the well lubricated viscosity that Zionists have greased with their control of power nodes...

 

CIA = Mossad for all intents & purposes...

 

So lets say that this is all a planned Zionist 'stunt' [which I'm NOT saying, but for shits & grins, lets say it is]...

 

The average joo lobbyist in DC [&/or Jooze Allen employee], or any other 6 figure sheckel paycheck collector radiating out & upwards along the:

 

- I 270 tech corridor

- up 295 to Ft Meade

- or across the river along 395 to NOVA

 

Prolly has ZERO idea that they've been captured by Zionists... They prolly just think they're actually SMART, earn their fat paychecks because they went to Brandeis or Columbia, & never stop to question anything [because the FED was conceived by jews, & has been run by jews for the past 30 years, & the money counterfeitting gravy train will never stop] ~ Hell, I don't blame them...

 

They're actually just pissed about this INCONVENIENCE because their dinner reservations got cancelled this evening... & after all, they're trying ther hardest to be good [DUAL] citizens by keeping the 'bartender & 'waiter' economy alive & thriving...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 16:05 | 5967713 overmedicatedun...
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seems there is a simple way to cause a DC city wide black out..where's tall tom??

the info on how it was caused could be useful.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:07 | 5967509 Mister Delicious
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let me guess, asshole - if someone suggests that the Saudis, who are Semites, had something to do with 9/11, that's just fine because we all know Moooslims are terrorists, but if you suggest, in accordance with lots and lots of evidence, that the Israelis did - it's "anti-Semitism" because though you're referring to a government, that government is of the "Jewish state" so you can't criticize it?

Go fuck yourself.

http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/fiveisraelis.html

http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2005/08/31/israel-and-911-new-report-...

https://wikispooks.com/wiki/9-11/Israel_did_it

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:20 | 5967556 froze25
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I have heard that Saudi Arabia and Israel are the "Sister" states of the area.  Basically they work together to manipulate the whole region.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:00 | 5967238 max2205
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I Light

 

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:03 | 5967249 prefan4200
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This is not news.  Darkness descended over DC a long time ago.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:23 | 5967336 Not Too Important
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Kilgore - "I love the smell of sulphur in the morning."

Although they have been perfoming blood rituals at the Georgia Guidestones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhP50VFV0jE

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:21 | 5967559 froze25
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FDR and the emergency war powers act (American bankruptcy) comes to mind as a time the sun set.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:17 | 5967323 MissCellany
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The power that DON'T be.

No disrespect to Rand intended.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:44 | 5967192 Herd Redirectio...
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My God, this proxy war.

Buildings blow up, subs catch on fire, planes fall out of the sky...  Helicopters blowing up...

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:01 | 5967245 PTR
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DC: hey, Turkey?  Isn't your grid infrastructure equipment a bit dated in spots?

Turkey:  Yes. Why?

DC:  Oh, nothing.  Just wondering.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:05 | 5967250 Tall Tom
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And now Washington DC has lost power. Oh my Gawwwwd. What are we to do???

 

 

I know...PARTY!!!!

 

CELEBRATE!!!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:06 | 5967265 ukspreads
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Some dude fiddling with the gas / electricity meters

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 00:31 | 5969649 StychoKiller
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Meh, the Lizard people are just doing stuff to keep from being bored in their underground base(s) beneath DIA! :>D

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:11 | 5967289 Tarzan
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too funny

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:33 | 5968380 RafterManFMJ
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WE ARE A MOTHER-FUCKING SUPER POWER AND WE MOTHER GODAMN CALL THE MOTHER CUNT FUCKING SHOTS!!!

um, can someone maybe get the electricity on? I B stuck in an elevator n sheet!

I MOTHER FUCKING SPREAD MY COW LEGS, cuckoled MY STERILE HUSBAND BILL AND I MOTHER FUCKING CANNOT CUM UNLESS I MOUNT A PILE OF at LEAST 1000 corpses!!!

Look, am I being unreasonable here? I don't thinks so

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:48 | 5967447 Kirk2NCC1701
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Nah, likely an accident,  caused by Russian Naval shipyard welders.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:23 | 5967094 PacOps
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They soon will. The cost overuns will be astronomical and the contract will go to the folks who brought us the O'care software fiasco.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:52 | 5967214 Overflow-admin
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Mmmmm... I smell 80'000'000 bugs here!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:25 | 5967101 Dead Man Walking
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amazing, for all the money wasted on fema, continuity of gubbermint, etc, what's a few backup generators ?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:45 | 5967142 PacOps
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No one to pay for or run the paperwork for the envioremental impact study and all the rest to get it "shovel ready".

 

Bet they get it done with waivers real quick now.

"Spokesman says WH on backup generators that kicked in after power outage."

So it looks like its State that has no back-up power source. With all the ongoing 24/7/365 shit they plot and stir up this is mind boggleing.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:05 | 5967215 pods
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I saw that the WH was on backup. Maybe I missed it first.

The fact that any gov offices are not on backup is astounding.

Fuck, Building 7 had backups, and building's sole purpose was to cover the tracks for destroying the other two.

pods

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:11 | 5967525 samsara
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My new tshirt

WTC7WTF?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 02:42 | 5969768 boattrash
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Hell yeah! I'll take 2 Med.  5 Lg. and 3 XLg.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:13 | 5967532 Oldwood
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The beauty in the efficiency of government is that they can use any crisis or issue to their advantage. There is no downside...except for us, of course.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:45 | 5967645 ThroxxOfVron
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Overheard in Congressional staff parking lot.

 

"Hi.   Um,  ...this outlet isn't working.

-Where do I plug in my Tesla?"

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:42 | 5968583 KnightTakesKing
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Water was running, children were running
You were running out of time
Under the mountain a golden fountain
Were you praying at the Lares shrine?

But oh woh, oh your city lies in dust, my friend
Oh woh, oh your city lies in dust, my friend

We found you hiding, we found you lying
Choking on the dirt and sand
Your former glories and all the stories
Dragged and washed with eager hands

But ohh, oh your city lies in dust, my friend
Oh woh, oh your city lies in dust, my friend
Your city lies in dust

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:32 | 5967146 NoVa
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Looking at the map, the term Black Out is kind of IRONIC.  The parts of DC that lost power are not the black parts of the city.  

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:39 | 5967174 Dapper Dan
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I hear that some parts of DC are darker than others.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:09 | 5967286 NoVa
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Northwest DC is where the money people live.  Georgetown north along the potomac river to MD state line. 

Any other section, be prepared to have the tires stolen off your car.  

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:43 | 5967436 HowdyDoody
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"be prepared to have the tires stolen off your car."

That's somewhat better than the outcome in a banksterhood. There, the car goes, leaving the tires along with a bill from them for keeping the car 'safe'.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:52 | 5968431 RafterManFMJ
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If you lose war after war to men with enemies that walk to the front with rubber tire shoes and just a rifle ... You might not be a superpower.

If you spaz on your "allies" about this Asian bank and they ignore you, you might not be a superpower.

If you rely on murder and threats instead of efficient manufacturing and honest trade to spread your ideals, you might not be a superpower.

If you elect functional retards as your "leaders" you might not be a superpower.

If you rely on the stupidity and fear of strangers to supply your energy and buy your debt, you might not be a super power...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:45 | 5967196 Implied Violins
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We darkened some folks...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:25 | 5967357 Not Too Important
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Speaking of the Jenner girl...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:33 | 5967151 Sudden Debt
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Indeed, it’s even plain scary! 

Just the power outage requires a evacuation!?!?

The US has no ways to defend itself if it would be under attack. All it has is offensive power and that’s where it’s weakness is.

A simple wrench in the powerbox is enough to get potus out of the city. 

I don’t think people realize what that means.

First we saw how defenceless America was against crashing planes, 3 times over. And now a broken fuse makes it without rule?

What a joke! 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:56 | 5967229 Overflow-admin
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Take down a system? Find a common mode failure.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:46 | 5967442 HowdyDoody
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What's the probability that all four engines on a 747 will fail in a short interval during flight? About 0 normally, but about 1 if the plane flies through an ash cloud from a volcanic eruption.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:27 | 5967369 Not Too Important
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Well, they were going to scramble F-22's, but that didn't work, so they were going to scramble F-35's, but that didn't work, so they turned on their superradar and that didn't work, so they were going to launch fighters off the carriers, but the launchers didn't work, so...

Oh, it was raining, so they couldn't scramble the B-1's...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:36 | 5967402 Nobody For President
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It's OK - they scrambled two Piper Cubs (no electric system, hand start).

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:51 | 5967456 Whoa Dammit
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They had Moochelle climb to the top of the Washington Monument to fend off any in coming.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:38 | 5967617 Calmyourself
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BREAKING NEWS:  Power out at White House Secret Service using loudspeakers yelling for Bamster to smile, apparently they couldn't find him.. 

Couldn't help myself..  I'll say it, it's a joke calm down..

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:59 | 5967698 Falling Down
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LMAO

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:58 | 5968454 RafterManFMJ
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No power?

How did Obamo know when to face Mecca?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:56 | 5968644 acetinker
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OK, for anyone old enough to remember King Kong-  that shit's funny!

Thanks, I needed that!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:39 | 5967176 JRobby
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That was my thought too.

Better get on that in case HillBill end up back in there. (or is it Billary until by some chance she gets POTUS?)

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:56 | 5967234 seek
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I strongly suspect that there's probably several levels below that are on a full time standby power supply, just like critical server infrastructure is. Putting the for-show whitehouse on that system probably didn't make sense to the designers.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:28 | 5967373 Not Too Important
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The 'for-show whitehouse' is all that matters. The rest, not so much.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 16:17 | 5967767 Sudden Debt
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A bit more than a decade ago, I was on a invite at the hitachi headquarters in Japan.

And I remember they had a power blackout at that timewhile we where seeing a demonstration about a power management system for large buildings.

And I still remember those japanese telling us that all their computers where linked to a backup battery sytem and when the electricity was cut off, they would all go into backup mode and shut down.

The funny part was, they forgot to Connect the screens of the servers on that battery system and couldn’t confirm the shutdown process and they lost all their data :)

Those japs where going nuts while we where almost peeing in our pants from laughter :)

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:08 | 5967277 Stoploss
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Some folks were blacked out..

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 00:36 | 5969653 StychoKiller
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Binge-drinking does that. :>D

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:34 | 5967602 RafterManFMJ
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A nation and capital of cunts.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 16:31 | 5967826 Condition 1SQ
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I used to work as a protection engineer.  The White House has on-site backup generation.  What intrigues me about this incident is that in a part of the country with such a tightly interconnected transmission network, the loss of a plant resulted in an outage.  This points two one of two things: 1) negligent protection engineering or 2) sabotage.  When there is a sudden change in either load or generation, the system is designed to maintain 60Hz as closely as possible by adjusting generation output via automatic control systems and, if necessary, load shedding.  The validity of those control system settings and load shedding settings is supposed to be continuously evaluated via power simulations conducted by the responsible utility, so shit like this doesn't happen.  But it happened.  Why?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:45 | 5967195 Overflow-admin
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No I think that was KEPCO

Khazar Exploration and Production Company (KEPCO)

 

But hey, you were all but one letter right!

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:48 | 5967448 HowdyDoody
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Not yet, they are biden' their time.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:40 | 5968397 Model T
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If only we could leave it turned off for a year or so; what a relief that would be.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 19:30 | 5968552 Banananomics
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Or Pepsico???

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:16 | 5967055 1000yrdstare
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Pay your electric bill you dead beats!...oh wait...I pay their electric bill.....

 

nevermind.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:22 | 5967090 TeamDepends
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They declined Barry's credit card like at that restaurant.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:52 | 5967466 HowdyDoody
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In other news, the Ukrainian oligarch Kolomoisky managed to gain a US visa a few days ago, in spite of being blacklisted for trivialities such as alleged financial irregularities. Ukrainian oligarchs have a complicated relationship with energy supplies.

http://novorus.info/uploads/posts/2014-06/1403230544_1403021608_nct6kgpp...

This outage is clearly totally coincidental.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:31 | 5967143 williambanzai7
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Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:36 | 5967166 WTFRLY
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Isn't this how Die Hard 4 started? We need Bruce Willis.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:03 | 5967248 tmosley
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We need a new writer first.  That movie was fucking AWFUL.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:27 | 5967364 _ConanTheLibert...
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Looks like some are on cocaine. They don't blink.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:22 | 5967563 WillyGroper
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WB7, there's not a day when troubled by the clusterfuck is our world that you fail to make me laff.

Bless you! You're a ray of sunshine on a dismal day.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:44 | 5967191 stant
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Prince of darkness

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:46 | 5967198 Herd Redirectio...
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Thats KingBO to you.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:58 | 5967241 SethDealer
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need more solar and wind subsidies!! hahahaha

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:36 | 5967403 Perimetr
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WHITE HOUSE IN THE DARK!

 

What else is f*cking new

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:23 | 5967565 snodgrass
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Best news today.

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Tue, 04/07/2015 - 18:55 | 5968441 Wannabee
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@overflow +1 for knowing what a PLC is...

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:16 | 5967049 TruthInSunshine
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Embarrassing.

Pay your electricity bill, Fed Gov. Sell some more bonds to Mr. Yellen, FFS.

#BananaRepublic

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:17 | 5967058 LawsofPhysics
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+1, okay, that made us laugh, sometimes the answer really isn't that complicated.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:22 | 5967089 TruthInSunshine
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PEPCO will soon be PepsiCo Utility Company, as corporations will pay government bills to get advertising, just like in Idiocracy.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:16 | 5967052 Ignatius
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There is a God.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:25 | 5967102 PacOps
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Something good finally happened in D.C. Its been quite a while.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:17 | 5967056 stateside
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Dam squirrels do it all the time.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:18 | 5967060 highly debtful
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Powerful (I know, bad choice of words) metaphor. 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:18 | 5967061 Fukushima Fricassee
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Leave that shit whole in the dark forever.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:55 | 5967688 tarsubil
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Do we still have to pay taxes this year?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:19 | 5967063 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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The most blackout's since Lehman

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:21 | 5967079 Automatic Choke
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this now puts us over the top for the most   "most * since Lehman"    declarations since Lehman.

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:19 | 5967064 NeedtoSecede
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Best "news" of the week so far.  I would gladly pay for a permanent blackout of the District of Corruption.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:18 | 5967329 TheReplacement
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I know a guy.  How much?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 00:41 | 5969659 StychoKiller
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Yer comment reminded me of this:

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington , DC .  Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the ENTIRE US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.  Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:20 | 5967072 101 years and c...
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PPT working exceptionally hard today from the bottom floor of the fed, using all power to keep the ship afloat.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:20 | 5967076 Glass Seagull
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Where the hell are the bribes going to occur if there aren't any lights...on the street? 

Get to work, Mr. Electricityman.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:20 | 5967077 Bunga Bunga
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Putin did it.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:29 | 5967128 Bastiat
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Your agents torch my sub? I turn out your lights!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:57 | 5967489 Kirk2NCC1701
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Jewish Lightning struck. 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:21 | 5967083 Dre4dwolf
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Roaches live in the dark anyway!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:22 | 5967085 chrsn
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Okay, that's done; now someone get working on the water lines.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:22 | 5967086 pocomotion
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Do north 16th street, the supreme 33 scottish rite temple has power...  Real power.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:22 | 5967088 Automatic Choke
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does the box with the big red button have a battery backup?

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:29 | 5967129 suteibu
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Doesn't the White House have back up power.  Doesn't seem very secure, huh?

Is this what they call "black ops?"

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:50 | 5967201 Tall Tom
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Moochelle said, "Does the box with the big red button have a battery backup?"

 

Barry replied, "I don't know. I am terrified of the dark. This must be a terror attack.  So let's push it to see if it works."

 

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:24 | 5967096 astoriajoe
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like this, but less subtle.

https://youtu.be/-EdZEJfPPeM

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:24 | 5967099 tarabel
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If Rand Paul can turn out the lights on DC just by announcing his candidacy, he's got my vote for sure.

Apart from that, doesn't this power outage thing seem to be happening oftener and oftener?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:44 | 5967194 chunga
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Something like this probably happened in Rome too, just before they fizzled out.

Quick everybody to the Colleseum!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:13 | 5967303 DontGive
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Nah, the royalty has access to candles.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 00:44 | 5969665 StychoKiller
Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:22 | 5967564 Ass Burger
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It does seem so. Everyone heard about Turkey 

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/massive-power-blackouts-hit-turkish-cit...

but Amsterdam was apparently less reported 

http://news.yahoo.com/major-power-outage-hits-amsterdam-halting-trains-0...

(Too lazy to find better sources.)

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:27 | 5967114 keremetski
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Catch that slicky cat.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:28 | 5967118 Never_Put_Down
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Ya OK, pull the other one it's got bells on. Are they telling us the White House, US Capitol and Justice Department don't have back-up generators? Insinuating a power outage can put the departments into darkness is a total joke

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:28 | 5967122 crazytechnician
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No backup generators ?

No UPS's ?

WFT ?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:43 | 5967190 Infinite QE
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Came pre-loaded with Chinese internal EMP's.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:55 | 5967230 matinee55
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money given to wall street friends & offshore accounts

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:29 | 5967124 Miles Plastic
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The lights are on but nobody's home.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 14:22 | 5967342 Hohum
Hohum's picture

Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:29 | 5967130 firstdivision
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The Scientologists are attacking!!!

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 15:46 | 5967649 HamRove
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Xenu is pissed.....mostly because of the Tom cruz / Katie Holmes breakup.

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:29 | 5967131 Chuck Knoblauch
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Is there time to get in 18 holes?

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:34 | 5967154 NoVa
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Reggie - where did you go?  Oh, there you are.

  `  paraphrased from Blazing Saddles

 

NoVa

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:33 | 5967132 tony wilson and...
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come on fellas it ritual

talmoodick like

it has meanings already

not really a sign more a brookings institute meme activated

it means stuff to the masonics

shits happinin all overs

i heres day just switch cern back on

whatdoyanose

higs bosun is tavistock bollox

stephen hawkins can walk and talk

that cern baby is a stargate init

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:31 | 5967137 Trollbot
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MSM has really been pumping substation security lately. As always, epic timing..

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:35 | 5967162 tony wilson and...
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central london had underground fire going for days

jewish firemen actors still performing damping down after 5 days already

Tue, 04/07/2015 - 13:54 | 5967223 Tall Tom
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You...you...you...mean to tell me that this...this...this might be staged?

 

My Gawd. Say it isn't so.

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