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Bernanke Has The Courage To Call His Upcoming Memoir The "Courage To Act"

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Ben Bernanke can now add another headline to his impressive resume... Fed Chair... Blogger... and writer of fiction. As AP reports, Blogger Ben's memoir will be released in October, and the title will be "The Courage To Act," apparently inspired by the Fed's "moral courage" in the face of "bitter criticism and condemnation."

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“When the economic well-being of their nation demanded a strong and creative response, my colleagues at the Federal Reserve, policymakers and staff alike, mustered the moral courage to do what was necessary, often in the face of bitter criticism and condemnation. I am grateful to all of them.”

 

Ben S. Bernanke

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While we thought perhaps "The Courage To Print" was more appropriate, it appears the book is non-fiction and thus, we suggest, the title needs an additional word of clarification:

"The Courage To Act ........."

...Egregiously"

 

...In A Manner Unbecoming Of A Public Servant"

 

...On Behalf Of Jamie Dimon"

 

...Alone On A Grassy Knoll"

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As AP reports,

The memoir by Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke will be called "The Courage to Act" and is coming out in October.

 

The title and release date were announced Wednesday by publisher W.W. Norton & Co. The deal was originally reported last year, soon after Bernanke completed his second of two 4-year terms as chairman.

 

Bernanke plans to focus on the Fed's response to the financial crisis of 2008. In a statement issued by Norton, he said the book's title was inspired by the Fed's "moral courage" in the face of "bitter criticism and condemnation." Bernanke faced a wide range of attacks, from doing too little for the economy to acting too aggressively.

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And for good measure - how he saved the world (from the book's website):

In THE COURAGE TO ACT, Ben Bernanke pulls back the curtain on the tireless and ultimately successful efforts to prevent a mass economic failure. Working with two U.S. presidents and two Treasury secretaries, Dr. Bernanke and his colleagues used every Fed capability, no matter how arcane, to keep the U.S. economy afloat. From his arrival in Washington in 2002 and his experiences before the crisis to the intense days and weeks of the crisis itself, and through the Great Recession that followed, Dr. Bernanke gives readers an unequaled perspective on the American economy. This narrative will reveal for the first time how the creativity and decisiveness of a few key leaders prevented an economic collapse of unimaginable scale.

And here is the variant perception courtesy of @Not_Jim_Cramer:

 

 

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Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:43 | 5970343 holdbuysell
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With initials B.S., how can anyone take this guy seriously?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:43 | 5970356 GetZeeGold
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Well.....he was under oath.....so I took it seriously.

 

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:45 | 5970365 NotApplicable
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Thing is, which oath was in effect at any given time?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:57 | 5970394 J S Bach
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"Bernanke Has The Courage To Call His Upcoming Memoir The "Courage To Act"

It's not courage.  Using his tribe's vernacular, it should be called "Chutzpah To Act". 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:01 | 5970453 Pinto Currency
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Given all the secret bank bailouts, "The Courage to Act for YOUR Owners"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:07 | 5970474 Headbanger
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The sub-title should be

"So Stop Calling Me Putz!"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:10 | 5970487 SoilMyselfRotten
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And for his follow up book, having the nerve to write, 'Getting on your nerves'

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:18 | 5970522 El Oregonian
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OR, "The Courage to Act... Criminally".

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:20 | 5970534 Harlequin001
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If it was  a biography or an autobiography the facts would have to be checked and double checked, but since it is a memoir he can write what ever he pleases and nobody can do anything about it.

Sounds like he's rewriting history already...

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:23 | 5970545 mvsjcl
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Just another backdoor pay-off, identical to the speaking gigs.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:59 | 5970721 BKbroiler
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The courage to act like an idiot

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:56 | 5971410 yellowsub
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They can study all the previous crashes but today's not the same as yesteryear.

Don't they know by now that past performances doesn't indicate future!  

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:28 | 5971573 Theosebes Goodfellow
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The courage to call it? More like the fucking nerve.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:58 | 5970707 Fun Facts
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"Inside the Kosher Nostra"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:24 | 5971552 maskone909
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oh man thats good stuff!  LOLOL

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:19 | 5970523 funthea
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Ben, you are without a dought the biggest pontificating, narsasistic, douch bag of our time... thou Obama runs a close second.

Thu, 04/09/2015 - 06:37 | 5974522 NihilistZero
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So fellow ZeroHedge'rs... Shall we bomb Amazon with negative, yet enlightening reviews of this sorry propaganda piece?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:47 | 5971023 booboo
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"A Bridge Loan Too Far"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:09 | 5970485 JRobby
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"When Courage Crosses The Line Into Delusion"

or

"The Day I Became Fed Chairman, I Got a Huge "Craftsman" Tatoo Across My Back"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:21 | 5970536 ThirteenthFloor
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"How to print your way to riches, fame and fortune" Ben Bernanke.

Marketed in the third world as....

"How to screw the little man while your on top." Ben Bernanke

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:00 | 5970443 Bokkenrijder
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Of course, because taking the easy way and printing money has never been more courageous!

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:46 | 5970370 vmromk
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When will the American people get the courage to hang that PIECE OF SHIT from a lamp pole ???

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:53 | 5970411 iofera
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Neither you nor anyone else is going to do any hanging. Instead, you're going to take out the trash like your wife told you to, go to work today like your boss told you to, eat some leftovers for dinner and fall asleep on the couch.

Tomorrow? Lather, rinse, repeat. That's it, Bob.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:11 | 5970475 J S Bach
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A lot of down votes on your comment, iofera.  Alas, they don't understand your sarcasm nor the truth in your statement of the placidity and lethargy of the common "man" these days.  When their refrigerators run out of beer and they can't afford the cable TV bill anymore, only THEN will they be driven to outrage and action.  (Maybe)

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:15 | 5970501 JRobby
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You get attacked for posting the typical day of a sheeple. Must have hit a nerve?

Maybe if you had included a description of the 3 1/2 day vacation the sheep took and how when they got back to work found they were demoted and their office moved adjacent to the sewage lift station?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:14 | 5970798 Max Steel
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He is Amerikan patriot . ZH good old troll . He speaks sense , surprising to know .

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:06 | 5971143 tiger uppercut
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Well that involves physical exertion so count Americans out. Plus it cuts into valuable Netflix/Instagram time.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:46 | 5970373 Groundhog Day
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"The courage to STEAL"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:47 | 5970380 usednabused
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Bernack is not much but a canker on the worlds ass. How about a post regarding the pig in SC that might face murder charges?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:51 | 5970406 Captain Debtcrash
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This guy is a joke. It had nothing to do with courage, it was pure fear. Fear of the system falling apart.

Here is an excerpt from one of my posts discussing the 2008 crisis

"The onset of the debt based monetary system was a want for power, its perpetuation was in the maintenance of that power, but at this point the crash was so unimaginable the systems continuation, at all costs was one of survival. "

Like I said FEAR not courage, and the fact that he would say this about himself is even more fitting.

Here is the post in its entirety: http://www.debtcrash.report/entry/history-and-introduction

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:07 | 5971144 withglee
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The onset of the debt based monetary system was a want for power,

"All" monetary systems are "debt based". It's explicit in their purpose. The purpose (of money ... which is obviously a "promise to complete a trade") is to enable simple barter trades over time and space.

Money is created by traders making trading promises and getting them certified. The trader is obviously indebted to the marketplace in which those certificates circulate, until he delivers on his trade by returning the certificates ... which are then extinguished.

Bernanke created $trillions in trading promises for the Fed (and thus the US Government ... and thus the tax paying US Citizen). There is absolutely no probability that those trading promises will ever be delivered on.

He had the courage to call it "quantitative easing" because calling it "sovereign debt monetization (DEFAULT)" and "counterfeiting" would have been too obvious, even to the average US Citizen.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:58 | 5970431 silver_stacker
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The Courage (BALLS) to put this BS into print as if he and his Fed cohorts are some kind of heros for putting the ZIRP and QE policies into effect that subsequently destroyed our economy...

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:08 | 5970477 BullyBearish
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Perfectly understandable when  you consider he is a sociopath who lacks the truth gene

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:17 | 5970517 sbenard
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So now, it takes "courage" to commit acts of fraud and counterfeiting! He has a criminal mindset, and has no compunction about it! No conscience!

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:30 | 5970578 junction
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So Bernanke admits he is an "actor," no different than the actors at the staged Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting or the actors CNN interviewed in the aftermath of the Boston Marathon false flag operation.  Bernanke better be careful, actors who know too much sometimes meet sudden death, especially if they are Navy SEALs.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/02/evidence-that-both-navy-sea...

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/20/families-suspect-seal-te...

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:08 | 5970771 Atlantis Consigliore
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Banksters fedsters, fraudsters..Term Bullshitaboutit, Donny I got your back Ben? Fuggetaboutit!

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:36 | 5970941 blowing winter
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:42 | 5970347 Haus-Targaryen
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Fuck you bernanke. :-|

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:50 | 5970374 Ignatius
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These types of memoirs are written for the political class to soothe their conscience while the ass-raping by the 1% of the 1% proceeds apace.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:43 | 5970349 ejmoosa
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When courage and stupidity are mistaken for one another, the whole world suffers.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:43 | 5970352 ParkAveFlasher
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By "stupidity" you do mean "malfeasance", correct?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:47 | 5970381 actionjacksonbrownie
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Exactly. He acted in his wealthy friends best interest, at the expense of the bottom 99% of the entire world.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:48 | 5970391 asteroids
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Ben, lets change "moral courage" to "moral hazard", there fixed it for you. But you did have to be truly evil to monitize the debt and tell everyone you weren't. Nothing moral or courageous there.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:48 | 5970393 NotApplicable
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Of course. Hence the "courage" part of the title, and his grateful appreciation of the other members of the facade of a firewall that protects them all.

Although, given he has full immunity for his actions under the BIS, it ends up kind of moot, huh?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:43 | 5970353 thunderchief
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And Carl Rove talked down a VET, unapologetic about anything.

That is what happens when you don't throw them in jail.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:49 | 5970395 usednabused
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I called Bernack a canker, but he's just a wanker compared to Rove. That  guy is the definition of a piece of shit.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:00 | 5970447 rum_runner
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I'd ask for a link but why do I want my blood boiling yet again.  

The fact that this country is seriously looking to elect yet another Bush or Clinton makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:44 | 5970354 khakuda
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Too bad there aren't any bookstores left.  I could see this in the entrance vestiblue of Barnes & Noble half price table within a year.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:47 | 5970379 Groundhog Day
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or within 6 months

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:49 | 5970398 Realname
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It will be sitting right next to Hillary Clintons book.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:43 | 5970355 wisefool
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According to Obama, Giethner was the only person who could fix the crisis. Bernanke is taking credit for other peoples great works.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:50 | 5970402 usednabused
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What great works? And what got fixed? Dumbass

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:44 | 5970358 docinthehouse
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The Courage to Act....(LIKEAPUSSY)

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:48 | 5970389 NoVa
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the Cougar to Cat?

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:47 | 5970359 cowdiddly
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Absolutely no courage was required to kick the can, more like a chickenshit that was too afraid to let the economy clear itself. This would have been over long ago. But now we have this., almost a decade later. Thanks alot you shmuck.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:54 | 5970415 actionjacksonbrownie
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It is not about the economy. It is NEVER about the economy. It is about getting the money out of your pocket and into theirs, all while avoiding swinging from the nearest lamp post. It's a delicate balance, and bernanke has played it brilliantly.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:55 | 5970423 mtl4
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Couldn't agree more........book should be titled "Oligarch Guidebook for Dummies: Fear of Business Cycles"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:44 | 5970361 Miss Expectations
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"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another."

Robert Oppenheimer

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:44 | 5970362 semperfi
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publisher's edit - originally it was "the SCOURGE did act"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:46 | 5970369 Bay of Pigs
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History will show him to be the failure and coward we all know he is.

Fuck off Ben you are a stain on humanity.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:46 | 5970371 zjxn06
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"The Courage to Act"...as if I know what I'm doing.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:47 | 5970378 silverer
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As long as the economy doesn't collapse on their watch, they claim success, even if their policies pointed the speeding car to the cliff.  History will determine which is the sellout:  The book or the author.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:48 | 5970388 Seek_Truth
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The "license to plunder" is more like it.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:49 | 5970396 LawsofPhysics
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Should have been "The courage to commit massive fraud..."

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:50 | 5970399 e_goldstein
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Sounds like it could make for a good read before loading one's nailgun.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:50 | 5970405 WtfBatman
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that's pretty much the same as a serial rapist publishing a book titled "the courage to bareback"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:51 | 5970407 XRAYD
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What courage - to put it all on America's young workers, tax payers, and future generations - to save criminal banksters!

Too bad our Commander-in-C and his Attorney General had no courage or back bone - and did not punish them. Instead, the bankers continue to be rewarded in spades with more free money from Ben's courage! 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:53 | 5970409 Brazen Heist
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The "courage" to pat oneself on the back for paving the way for the greatest distorions, manipulations and asset bubbles in history is not courage but deluded folly.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:57 | 5970410 Everybodys All ...
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What would you call going from 10 trillion to 18 trillion in debt in the last six years Bernanke? I'd call it a failure just like your phd work. What do you call a zero interest rate policy over that same time frame? I'd call it desperate. What do you call losing the aaa credit rating of the United states? Certainly not courage. Now what's next Bernanke? Negative rates? Economic implosion. Reset. Loss of dollars reserve status? Where's the courage in that?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:54 | 5970414 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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One man's courage is another man's fear.

If you are running a linguistic propaganda drug drip to keep the markets 'stable' you need to a directly proportional bullshit keywords to maintain a flat 'target rate'.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:55 | 5970422 lolmao500
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The courage to sell your soul to Satan

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:00 | 5970442 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Or fear to keep it.

It doesn't take much to change the pleasure/pain relationship to get the intended result...

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:59 | 5970430 Jonesy
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The hubris of Jews.  Go back to work Goy, Bernanke is busy writing history.

LOL, the courage to print!

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:00 | 5970448 overmedicatedun...
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Bernake's legacy of poverty for all but the elite...from AP:

"A divorced father and the seven children he was trying to raise on a kitchen worker's salary were poisoned in their sleep by carbon monoxide only days after the power company discovered a stolen meter and cut off electricity to their rental home, police said Tuesday."

this will not make his book. the chapter on suffering caused by the FED and yes you mr academia bribe taker.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:15 | 5970506 overmedicatedun...
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his book much like hillary and bill's is about payoff nothing else..in wharehouses across america his books will moulder, paid for by his elite bribers- total legal payoffs..eyes wide shut.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:34 | 5970600 GRDguy
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Kind of funny that there is already a book about the Clintons titled "Sell Out."  Bernanke's book should have been titled "The Courage To Sell Out."

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:44 | 5971002 Niall Of The Ni...
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Jews indeed. You really think Bernanke gave a damn about his own people? Or Greenspan before him? Then where's the 500 billion smackers (after 70 years of interest) the banksters stole from the Jews during the war?

Given the amounts of money Ben flung around during the crisis, the Fed's re-financing Israel's entire national debt as interest-free perpetual bonds (in lieu of the military aid dole)---amounting in practice to forgiving the entire debt---would have been a drop in the bucket relatively speaking, and a far better use for the money than bailing out the boys who bankrolled the Holocaust.

Doing that might have proven Ben had the courage to act.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:58 | 5970432 Mike Honcho
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Just called W.W. Norton & Co. and asked that this be printed on two-ply paper.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:29 | 5970576 GRDguy
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W.W. Norton already prints on "tissue-thin paper" so just use two pages at a time.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:59 | 5970435 FrankieGoesToHo...
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I would not call it "courage" when you have the power to print as much money as you want to solve any problem you want.

I average mom who pulls on her pants one leg at a time and kisses her kids good bye in the morning to go to work takes courage.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:59 | 5970436 Archetype
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"We couraged some folks"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:59 | 5970437 RealityCheque
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Might've as well called it "Ben Bernanke: I'm giving myself a literary blowjob"

What a fucking cunt.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 09:59 | 5970440 Infinite QE
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Where are the true Patriots? So many well trained SEALS, DELTA type personnel. All well trained snipers. One by one, take these clowns out. Silently and swiftly. Get their whole infrastructure quaking, wondering if today is the day it ends for them. Until this starts, this whole thing is to continue going down the shitter. Period.

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:01 | 5970449 Jonesy
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As long as they accept BernankeBux as payment, nothing will change.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:06 | 5970472 FrankieGoesToHo...
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I downed you for your innocence.  Actually thinking the armed forces don't serve TPTB.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:15 | 5970507 Infinite QE
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You are partially correct. The leadership has been purged and replaced with those that will lead the mexican gangbangers who now are a growing majority of the armed forces to fire on Americans and lead the coming bolshevik purge of America. There are however still many in the forces and those retired who know the story. Those are the ones that are needed now.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 17:31 | 5970444 a common man
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Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:00 | 5970445 Byte Me
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"The Courage to Act"  - The man is an insult to us and his tribe.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:00 | 5970446 holgerdanske
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What he means is:

the courage to steal and plunder in broad daylight.

to take from the needy and give to the greedy and tell all that it is for their own good.

 

 

Yes, that takes courage.

People have lost their lives for far less than this.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:01 | 5970451 B2u
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A better title is "How I Saved the Banks....and fucked the middle class."

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:02 | 5970455 scatterbrains
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..but will he have the courage to act when the pension funds of the bottom 99% implode due to his zirp rate policy? 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:10 | 5970488 MathWins
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A better title:  How I Threw the Middle Class Under the Bus and Saved the 1%

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:10 | 5970489 pragmatic hobo
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... fucking cunt ...

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:12 | 5970495 thinkmoretalkless
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The courage to shoot the prisoners, "I was only following orders!"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:13 | 5970499 Iam Yue2
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Our own modern day St Paul.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:14 | 5970500 Panic Mode
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His whole fucking life is one big fucking lie. His academic research is one big fucking waste of space joke.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:16 | 5970503 Squiddly Diddly
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Rom 1: 28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:22 | 5970539 Who was that ma...
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Bernanke's picture on the cover is only his head and shoulders but it looks like he may be running.  (Away from an angry mob with pichforks?).

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:24 | 5970549 The Duke of New...
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I dont see anyone else around here with the courage to Throw Granny Under The Bus.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:26 | 5970553 The Duke of New...
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Well, except for that guy that runs Goldman Sachs... he'd even throw his great great Granny under the Bus.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:26 | 5970557 bankonzhongguo
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If there was any justice in this world, the entire staff of the Fed would be marched out into the street at the same time and shot in the head.

The ONLY thing The Bernak did was steal money from old people and transfer it to the Fed shareholders - the Banks.

The banks completely failed in their assessment of risks and counter-parties, yet were made whole - plus, at the expense of everyone else.

Courage to be a Thief.

Never forget.

Things will not get better until a few of these humps are cut down in the streets.

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:24 | 5970863 Niall Of The Ni...
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All of them? Dude, let the guys who water the plants go at least. If they can't prove US citizenship, just deport their asses.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:27 | 5970562 Who was that ma...
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"The Courage to Act".  In the same way that the Captain of a sinking ship appoints a cabin boy as acting "Captain" and heads for the nearest lifeboat....  An act of cowardice, not courage.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:27 | 5970563 Glass Seagull
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"Why the Fed's Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad"

By Ben Shalom Bernanke

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:28 | 5970567 henry chucho
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"The courage to enable Banksters to fuck Amerikans in the ass,without the aid of any lubrication"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:28 | 5970572 Sach Mahoney
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The Courage to Act like a douche bag

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:34 | 5970603 messy
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the courage to lie

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:45 | 5970634 bnbdnb
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Courageous men are humble.

 

Luke 14:8-11               

“When you are invited by someone to a wedding feast, do not sit down in a place of honor, lest someone more distinguished than you be invited by him, and he who invited you both will come and say to you, ‘Give your place to this person,’ and then you will begin with shame to take the lowest place. But when you are invited, go and sit in the lowest place, so that when your host comes he may say to you, ‘Friend, move up higher.’ Then you will be honored in the presence of all who sit at table with you. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:43 | 5970635 Martian Moon
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No one reads these books

No one reads these newspapers

No one watches these newsbroadcasts

It's all run at a loss

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:44 | 5970639 wcvarones
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The courage to hit Ctrl+P like a spastic monkey.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:44 | 5970640 wcvarones
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The courage to hit Ctrl+P like a spastic monkey.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:04 | 5971134 NoTTD
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Ironic double post.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:45 | 5970644 Keltner Channel Surf
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Perhaps by 'Act' he meant like in the movies, which explains his bemused, Brando-on-quaaludes Congressional testimony

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:46 | 5970645 Son of Captain Nemo
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Bernanke Has The Courage To Call His Upcoming Memoir "The Courage To Act"...

So just what were you expecting from the worst unconvicted felon and accessory to the "demolition" of the most important and irresponsible economy in the World?

I see it at 30% off when it hits the pavement for sale the first week!!!

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:53 | 5970682 kchrisc
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If theft and lies are "courage," them I'm the biggest coward.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

How much courage will he have to muster to one day "return," flee, with his spoils from the plundering of America?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:54 | 5970686 Fix It Again Timmy
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"The Courage to Take Orders" - memoirs of a Rhesus Money Monkey...

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:55 | 5970689 Mi Naem
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"Bernanke Has The Courage To Call His Upcoming Memoir The 'Courage To Act'"

I think this ZH title suggests a misunderstanding of the Barnak's book title.  "Act" seems not to refer to "taking action".  Instead, it would be "to pretend" or "play a role" for entertainment or deception. 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:00 | 5970700 Downtoolong
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the moral courage to do what was necessary, often in the face of bitter criticism and condemnation.

Oh yes, I’m sure all the savers you robbed of life support, who are now eating cat food, while watching the rich you helped get richer, as well as the future generations of their children and grandchildren who will be in debt their entire lives paying back the money you printed, will forever appreciate the suffering you and your Fed colleages experienced from from all those horrible tongue lashings. That must have really hurt.

Spoiler alert, acting with impunity doesn’t take much courage at all.

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 10:58 | 5970711 Infinite QE
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Ghost written by ......

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:04 | 5970749 Downtoolong
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The Wall Street Choir, directed by Edward Quince.   

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:03 | 5970740 Bear
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I'm buying it , pissing all over it and then sending it to him for an autograph ... The FED has cost me and for him to crow about it, well I just don't like it!!!

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:10 | 5970782 czarangelus
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Gotta keep that Jewy middle name down to an initial.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:15 | 5970803 Utah_Get_Me_2
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The Courage to Act... with total disregard for 99.99% of the world population, sound economic principles or my own reputation.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:25 | 5970811 Atlantis Consigliore
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Fed song, sing along from David Lee Roth

JUST A GIGOLO,  every time he talks speaks DA Putz

Oh quick utube it JUST A FEDALLO, GIVING FELLATIO.........

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyie, AINT GOTNOBODY????

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:20 | 5970824 Vooter
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"Working with two U.S. presidents and two Treasury secretaries, Dr. Bernanke and his colleagues used every Fed capability, no matter how arcane, to keep the economy afloat..."

Here, Ben, I'll fix it for you: "Working with two U.S. presidents and two Treasury secretaries, Dr. Bernanke and his colleagues used every Fed capability, no matter how arcane, to keep the CANCER PATIENT QUIET AND COMFORTABLE WITH A 24-HOUR MORPHINE DRIP."

Hope that helps...

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:21 | 5970843 Niall Of The Ni...
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Turned down for a re-fi on his mortgage. Make-work job at Brookings. Now a doorstopper.

I dunno, man, I'm starting to think that by the standards of the elite Ben must be seriously broke.

Who wants to bet the loot all disappeared into Anna's walk-in closet?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:24 | 5970857 goldstandard
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It wasn't courage that Bernanke had. Just a big pair of balls to come out with a book title like that.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:24 | 5970859 Coldfire
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A Memoir of a Crisis and Its Author... Fuck off, Bermonkey.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:24 | 5970862 I Write Code
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It's immodest.  If that's the title, the contents are probably useless, too.

Yes, he had the courage to act when nobody else did.  And it's worked both much better than he hoped and much worse than he hoped.  And he knows it.

But unless that book contains a list of all the crap CDOs he bought, and the price paid, and the current mark to market, and a full disclosure of how the Fed has managed stock prices, he might as well be selling bags of his used toilet paper.

The number one question to be addressed is this - how much of what he's done is an expedient, and how much is the new normal?  I'm betting he doesn't touch this in the whole book.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:40 | 5970980 Hohum
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Not courage, chutzpah.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 11:53 | 5971052 Financial Paparazzi
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BEN BERNANKE JOINS CAST OF SESAME STREET

The retired FED president found a new professional challenge in the role of “Heli Ben” - a sweet grandpa by day and a voracious monetary predator by night. In the opening scene, Heli Ben starts with a powerful quote: “Open your legs Dollar Mamma”…

 

Source: www.financialpaparazzi.com

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:03 | 5971123 NoTTD
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I look forward to burning the remaindered copies for warmth in the coming apocalypse.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:09 | 5971156 Bunga Bunga
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Bernanke's "courage" was ignoring the housing bubble in the first place. He should apologize before opening his mouth again.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:14 | 5971177 bluskyes
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"act" as in a theatrical production?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:15 | 5971194 tradingdaze
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The COURAGE to take Grandma's money and give it to the banks.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:36 | 5971291 Rusty Nayle
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I wish he would have had the courage to allow the corrective bloodbath to occur....

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:38 | 5971301 Sashko89
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Hopefully, everything will collapse by the time Bernanke's shit book comes out, and he won't be able to sell one copy of it, because he will be on trial getting lynched by the public..

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:41 | 5971321 AmarUtu
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The Courage to Act....Out Luciferian Prophecy..

 

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:43 | 5971339 Prober
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Justice for savers = Bernanke doused with gasoline and lit up.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:44 | 5971341 doctorZH
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The courage to act, but not the wisdom to act in a correct manner.  History is littered with such figures.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 12:51 | 5971384 nah
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The banks have what it takes

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I like that better

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:22 | 5971539 Chuck Knoblauch
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The courage to do what the CFR told him to do.

Scumbag.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:25 | 5971557 zstard
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The courage to act. It's what he desperately wanted, but instead he caved. Sometimes you only get one shot.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:42 | 5971648 Consumer Farm
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"The memoir by Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke will be called "The Courage to Act" and is coming out in October"

October? So more can kicking coming, I mean you would look real stupid to publish after the next crash.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:48 | 5971693 nakki
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I just wish I had the courage that BEN had. You know the ability to COUNTERFEIT MONEY. What a complete fucking joke. Commit fraud, change rules and shovel paper wealth to the people that TELL you what to do.  

A long time ago a very smart person told me something that has always stayed with me. NEVER BELIEVE YOUR OWN PR. Obviously Ben is a clown, him stating that he is anything else than a shill, is comical.

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:48 | 5971695 world_debt_slave
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why can't he just fade away?

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:51 | 5971708 malek
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Well, in the end outrageously lying and defrauding are also ways to "act"

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:58 | 5971761 iamtheeggman wh...
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add it to my collection of books to read by the firelight of the riots

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 13:59 | 5971768 Joebloinvestor
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Ben thought he was going to get a statue erected and all he got was a lousey book (that he had to publish!).

Wed, 04/08/2015 - 14:09 | 5971836 purplebagg
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"Doctor" Bernanke LOL does anyone else notice more and more irrlevant policy makers in the US releasing books and memoirs ? Luckily in the digital age it is easier than ever to delete content from history. Who will release the non fiction book "How the US wasted the last 65 years."

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