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CaN THeY See MY D*CK?
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There is definitely someone around here that could explain it better than I can, but the problem isn't the 'spying' per say. These capabilities are only going to expand. Therefore the real problem is that the political science has not kept up with the physical (computer etc) science. Sound familiar?
Is sexual politics the heart of the matter? Yes.
but the thing is, people want the world
to actually see their dicks. that is the cruel
twist of it, deep down, all dicks are screaming
to get out. it takes a several years of shame
and guilt to convince the dick it has to hide
in privacy. so, while i too think this interview
is fantastic, it is a bit of a trojan horse,
pun intended and the brits have a way of turning
things on their heads, pun intended. ...
Where is the data base on Tits?
Thanks for sharing, WB. And kudos to the brilliant John Oliver for finally kicking Amerikan sheeplez in the nuts, er umm... dick with this important shit.
Yes it was very well done. However I wish he would stop saying its such a complicated issue. There is nothing complicated about it. You don't need to be a techy to understand they are trampling any semblance of a right to privacy.
That is why the interview is genius.
It breaks it right down doesn't it.
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Edward Snowden on Passwords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGzB-yYKcc
That's not a ... That's a Feinstein Frank
They can see my dock.
They can see my duck.
They can see my deck.
BUT......ENOUGH
Who cares? I'm getting enough quim for both of us, you soulless media whore...
I miss Bill Hicks. Even Carlin was inspired by him.
Judging by the comments so far, Oliver was right [sigh...]
His name is Richard.....but they just call him dick...er a dick
They don't call it the Cloud for nothing. It's so you can't see what they're doing inside.
And since you're probably reading this email NSA, here's a shot of my asshole for you to store along with my dick pic.
The biggest child porn collection in the world. Yep its in mormon country.
This country has a major case of the clap.
Syphilis is a better fit.
general paralysis of the insane
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_paresis_of_the_insane
Hope folks like that Death Star look they got on the Capitol building. It will still be there when this thing goes down
MEIN FUHRER!!! I CAN VALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always thought it was spelled Dic. Spelling as Dick might be an insult to real Dicks... or is that Dics.
Got a Dickey?? Not sure the spelling.
A dickey (alternatively written as dickie or dicky; sometimes known in American English as a tuxedo front or tux front) is a type of false shirt-front - originally ...
Anyone who has nothing better to do than look at what should be private dick images have to be the saddest examples of the species.
What a fucking world!
His was a laughing stock.
We all know Barry likes dick
So does Mrs. Cheney, with a capital 'D'.
Pathetic...
Academia..., it figures.
Figured this was about "Michelle".
Land of the Free.
That used to have some meaning.
John Oliver and his writing staff are brilliant.
The Snowden interview was spectacular.
Free EBT cards. Free Obamaphones. Free housing. Free day-care. Free walkin around money. Free crack cocaine and van ride to vote for the correct people. Free Obamacare.
Still land of the free. Just a different free. Free government stuff free. Free other people's money free.
Still does. Free dick pics at the NSA
Images of God's Dick.
Obozo keeps a viewer in the Oval Office.
The United States Offal Office has no such technology available to them. This technology is kept secret by the PTB, only to be used by those who are ACTUALLY in charge.
<above comment, NO 'sarc'>
<sarc> is below this:
Dr. Calvin Meechum, back in 1955, ordered some 'XC' condensers from Supreme Electronics, in order to continue his nuclear experiments. He ordered these condensers from Supreme by Teletype, but it was intercepted by a futuristic group named 'Directory Electronics Service; UNIT 16'. The part number was 'AB-619'. With his knowledge, he was able to assemble an 'INTEROCETER'. Of course, you might call it a 'viewer' in your crude, ignorant, human worldview...
"THIS ISLAND EARTH":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMJXZem69Y
OBOZO, on the other hand, keeps an extensive library of pre-recorded videos having to do with Arnold Palmer, Nikita Krushev, Gerald Ford, and some trans-sexual picks (for Michelle/Micheal's veiwing).
I'll take 'Justin Long's Birthday' for a Thousand (scrips), Alex!...
(Contestant): The question IS: What is 'June Second'?
(Alex): WHY did you pick the question 'June 2'?
(Contestant): Well, it sounded like an important date, and the re-authorization of some Government Progrom is gonna happen, AND it sounded more intelligent than "Juneteenth", Alex!
(Alex): Is it because you're a racist? You DO understand that our president is, well, a NEGRO, don't you?
(Contestant): No, acually, he's a Mullato, Alex. I don't understand where you're going with this.
(Alex): Do you hate gays, as well?
(Contestant): I'll take "Dr Ruth Waters Adams" for 800, Alex.
(Alex): What do you mean by this? Do you think you OWN this woman, or something?
<sarc OFF>
Corruption is within ALL nations, 'USis corrupt'.
I've always wanted an Interoceter.