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Define Irony: Obama Concerned China Using "Size, Muscle" To Bully Other Countries

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To be sure, China has had a good couple of months when it comes to projecting their rising superpower status to the rest of the world. Indeed, Beijing’s military made history three times last week alone by agreeing to sell some $5 billion in subs to Pakistan, by getting set to start the country’s first nuclear submarine patrols, and by swooping in to rescue more than 200 evacuees in the embattled Yemeni port city of Aden (and risking armed conflict in the process) in what Reuters notes is “the first time that China's military has helped other countries evacuate their people during an international crisis.” 

Of course the biggest coup of all was that represented by the incredible (and somewhat unlikely) success of the country’s AIIB membership drive, which concluded at the end of March and saw everyone who is anyone (country wise) put in a bid to join — everyone but the US and Japan that is. 

So in the space of two short months the country has managed to put its growing military prowess on display while simultaneously upending the post World War II economic order by threatening its most entrenched multilateral institutions from which they are now looking to hire — not too bad. 

Meanwhile Washington was busy doing what Washington does when it comes to foreign policy: propping up one puppet government (in Ukraine) both financially and militarily while simultaneously switching on the damage control after a previously propped up puppet regime (in Yemen) was overthrown, bombing groups of marauding Middle Eastern militants (who may or may not have been trained by the CIA at one time or another) from the stratosphere, and explaining to the rest of the world how dangerous Vladimir Putin (still) is. 

And we forgot to mention: conducting ridiculously transparent campaigns to undermine Chinese ambition. Here’s Reuters

President Barack Obama said on Thursday the United States is concerned China uses its "sheer size and muscle" to push around smaller countries in the South China Sea.

 

His comments come after China defended its construction of artificial islands in the SouthChina Sea, saying it is needed to safeguard its sovereignty in the mineral-rich waters where China's territorial claims overlap those of Vietnam, the Philippines, Malaysia, Brunei and Taiwan.

 

"Where we get concerned with China is where it is not necessarily abiding by international norms and rules and is using its sheer size and muscle to force countries into subordinate positions," Obama told town-hall event in Jamaica ahead of a Caribbean summit in Panama, where he hopes to reassert U.S. leadership in Latin America.

 

"We think this can be solved diplomatically, but just because the Philippines or Vietnam are not as large as China doesn't mean that they can just be elbowed aside."

Yes, using “size and muscle to force other countries into subordinate positions,” something the US would never do and never has done. Well, besides when Washington does things like bully nations with no standing army into supporting a unilateral invasion of a sovereign country under false pretenses and then, to add insult to injury, has the almost inconceivable nerve to call the cobbled together support group a “coalition of the willing.” 

This is truly the definition of irony.

 

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Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:22 | 5980774 kchrisc
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Zion hates competition.

The banksters need to repay us.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:26 | 5980789 knukles
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Well, well, well, if it ain't the pot calling the kettle chink.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:34 | 5980811 kliguy38
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LOL best ZH funny post of the day........watta fochin joke....Chinese laughin' their fochin asses off

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:37 | 5980822 jaap
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hahahahah, ik heb in tijden niet zo gelachen (it has been a long time since I has such a laugh).

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:44 | 5981098 eatthebanksters
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Did he say this while he was wearing his 'mommy' jeans?  Talk about stating the obvious...so what's he gonna do about it...draw a red line?  He's a fucking joke; even the Castros are giving him shit.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 05:09 | 5981548 HolyfieldsOtherEar
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Certainly a bit rich coming from Uncle Sam, the global (Mexican) policeman, but for once Obama is right. China is pushing hard to steal the Senkaku Islands from Japan. Much worse, it is building bases on islands in the Sea of Vietnam (I ain't calling it the South China Sea anymore) where it has no business being, pushing a ludicrous claim on a lolling tongue of sea way south of its land territory. China is pressing equally ridiculous claims on Indian territory, too. and of course it is occupying Tibet and East Turkestan (Xinjiang).

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:36 | 5980800 Harbanger
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No surprise again.  He's right on cue with the leftist playbook.  First you define yourself as the victim even though you're the rapist, then you label your opposition the bully.  The race card only works domestically.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:27 | 5980929 petkovplamen
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"leftist"? Boy, are you an agent provocatur, still playing at right vs left fake game. 

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:37 | 5980956 Harbanger
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Go back to sleep we'll wake you when its over and tell you how it went.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:39 | 5980961 gmrpeabody
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Classic...

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 00:18 | 5981357 holdbuysell
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Yup, all collectivists, just different flavors leading to the same end. Stupid sheeple will be arguing among themselves about said flavors as their last pieces of property, wealth, and freedom are stripped from them in plain view.

The slow evisceration is sad to watch.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 01:29 | 5981419 edotabin
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Please don't disturb me with anything less than a "nuclear alert". Thanks man.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 02:56 | 5981498 Element
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A zh "nuclear alert", or a real one?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:41 | 5980964 Pure Evil
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I think he's just observing the right vs left fake game and commenting on it.

I believe he nailed Obama in the ass on that one.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 22:23 | 5981157 Bumpo
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The Left \ Right Paradigm is in itself an obvious DUH at this point. If you can't call Obama a Lefist, only a Burgeoning Fascist wouild be more accurate. It's all the same, except we get forced vaccines, gmo's, obamacare and unlimited illegal aliens to go along with 24\7 War. But that's no different than the Right at this point. Like I said, DUH

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 06:12 | 5981566 new game
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the one party i observe is up our ass. so far that penetration has hit the brain.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:32 | 5981062 kchrisc
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Actually "left,"right" is not a game, or even "fake," as it is a key part of power's propaganda.

It is about dividing people and providing them with a diversion from the reality of power's thefts and violence. Keeping people divided but ultimately rooting for the only team in the game, tyranny.

It is also not about elections, as those outcomes are controlled, but about the psychological support, "hearts and minds," of the sheeple. Since tyranny simultaneously depends on sustenance  from their victims (Tyranny's Paradox), they need to control those victims' hearts and minds so as to keep them placid livestock until slaughter time.

Their propaganda and the why of their propaganda is very important.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Like WWE, but much less fun.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 06:15 | 5981567 new game
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duke vs wisconsin. did it matter who won? i didn't watch a fucking game and never will, ha...

sports and politics

we all pay big time...

i dare to be a true artist with original thoughts...

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:41 | 5980802 angel_of_joy
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You can't beat stupid and his intrinsic humor! No comedian will ever come close to Obozo in a good day...

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:04 | 5980870 Harbanger
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Executive Order #92334 -No comedian will ever come close to me in a good day...signed Obozo.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:16 | 5980903 negative rates
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We don't have that # on file, could you spare another one.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:16 | 5980898 thetruthhurts
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Define Irony: Obama Concerned China Using "Size, Muscle" To Bully Other Countries

 

JUST READ THE FUCKING MONITOR MR. PRESIDENT.....DON'T THINK!

JUST READ THE FUCKING MONITOR!!

 

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 22:46 | 5981217 chilli sauce
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 08:07 | 5981641 NoDecaf
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Nobody can be this pathetic to think they are effectively marketing themselves this way, so this can only be a bot...which would make it a pathetic bot.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:24 | 5980780 Thirst Mutilator
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 'Size & Muscle' ~ poor guy thinks REGGIE LOVE is the topic in question...

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:31 | 5980799 knukles
Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:38 | 5980824 ronron
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knucks. ha your nuts. nothing wrong with that.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:09 | 5980864 Thirst Mutilator
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ur 'killin' me KNUCKS! :-) ~LMFAO

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:40 | 5980829 ronron
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anyway. i can not get max keiser.com to load in canada? how bout you?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:57 | 5980858 kchrisc
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I don't know what a grownup Goldilocks would think of my penis, but I'm not shoving a hypodermic full of silicone into it, so it better be "just right."

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Wouldn't buying a sports car be much easier?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:39 | 5980937 Harbanger
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A sports car may help in getting a chick, but if you scroll down the pics you'll see that this guy wasn't looking for chicks.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:18 | 5980905 Winston Churchill
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Never mind the quality,feel the weight.
A 7lb pianist, that fucking deaf genie again.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:24 | 5980784 salvadordaly
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"Hello pot meet kettle"

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:26 | 5980788 blindman
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we are all Palestinians now.
no?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:27 | 5980791 lester1
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Didn't Obama say he would bring back our jobs from China?.. Whatever happened to that?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:13 | 5981028 Aussiekiwi
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That is called an election promise, kind of like a fairy story for adults.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:27 | 5980792 A Lunatic
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Well, you would know all about the size of 'muscles' while in subordinate positions.......

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:33 | 5980804 Duc888
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How many Countries has China droned in the last ten years?

Sure they waffled Tibet, but everyone is allowed a little indiscretion now and again....LOL.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:33 | 5980805 FieldingMellish
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Hypocrisy, not irony.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:48 | 5980839 blindman
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you said it.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:51 | 5980848 malek
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Not even that, just Bullshit.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:56 | 5980856 Berspankme
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Fuck that ignorant puppet obama. Such bullshit he ejaculates from his cuntface.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:30 | 5980933 petkovplamen
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no, pure insolence. Not too many Americans know what that word means tho. Oh well, as long as Russia aint complaning, who is there to stop USA?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:33 | 5980807 will ling
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psst! psst! vlad & Xi , they're comin' fur ya.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:35 | 5980814 Make_Mine_A_Double
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This fag isn't even a poster child for affirmative action.

He/she is a frickin' cartoon for affirmative action.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:35 | 5980815 asfffasfff
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size?   you know ehh  average asian man isnt that big

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:35 | 5980816 q99x2
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OMG I dreamt Allen Greenspan was helping my family with something. Don't leave the radio on while you sleep. There must be subliminal messages in it. Help. Somebody call the police. The world is laughing at Obama.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:39 | 5980825 Dr. Engali
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Unreal. You just can't make this shit up.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:06 | 5980872 NotApplicable
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Unreal for a functional, emphatic human. Superior performance for a puppet that only has to convincingly translate TOTUS. Anyone with any bit of a conscience would self destruct trying.

Oh, and it wasn't me that junked you. You must have a friend.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:39 | 5980827 Joebloinvestor
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The show is over when they are accused of using their economic stature or position as a "reserve currency" (which is coming).

 

 

Barry fucked the US and he had help from the FED.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:05 | 5980875 sTls7
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you said it all... nuf

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:40 | 5980831 ebworthen
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Yeah, the U.S. doesn't do that, and doesn't have bases and weapons all over the world.

The U.S. doesn't drone weddings or funerals and kill innocent Women and Children.

And the U.S. doesn't use the military (N.S.A.) to spy on its own citizens.

Oh, and our police forces aren't being militarized.

*cough*

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:12 | 5980891 yellowsub
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It's all in the name of democracy!

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 23:07 | 5981274 dexter_morgan
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All in the name of Liberty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbax9ZOsnZc

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 01:47 | 5981442 messystateofaffairs
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No its really for the little children, because they care.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:49 | 5980840 me or you
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The last place on earth to be in the coming weeks is US.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:50 | 5980844 stormsailor
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he should be talking about patent infringement.   the u s has the franchise on that

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:56 | 5980854 Luckhasit
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Haha!  You can't make this shit up!

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:25 | 5980924 black calx
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Yes we can!

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:05 | 5980859 Kirk2NCC1701
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Totally reminds me of the "Slow-boil the Frog" phenomenon:

How long will it be and how bad does the US and Obama have to get (towards its own people and allies), before people finally say: "Enough! Thus far, and no further!"

How long? [ribbet]

Squeal, frog, squeal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnu4Fe5sIeQ

You say you're a free & brave American? LOL. Squeal, boy, squeal! Squeal like a pig!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 01:43 | 5981435 messystateofaffairs
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Americans don't like to be teased while they are getting zio ass raped. You'll get down voted for that. They prefer to cheer when they benefit from the spoils received from delivering an ass raping.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 19:57 | 5980860 blindman
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NRBQ ~ This Old House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmpLB7_icRg
.
Rosemary Clooney - This Ole House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nstn4Wscl1w
.
THIS OLD HOUSE by STUART HAMBLEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WhLhF12TBE

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:07 | 5980879 sTls7
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Too much,  how dare BO ... we're all laughing at this

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:07 | 5980880 holgerdanske
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"Where we get concerned with China is where it is not necessarily abiding by international norms and rules and is using its sheer size and muscle to force countries into subordinate positions," Obama told town-hall event in Jamaica ahead of a Caribbean summit in Panama, where he hopes to reassert U.S. leadership in Latin America.

 

"We think this can be solved diplomatically, but just because the Philippines or Vietnam are not as large as China doesn't mean that they can just be elbowed aside."

 

Is this the pot calling the kettle black?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 20:39 | 5980945 earleflorida
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Indeed, all the while the USSA is widening the panama canal for its super-duper cargo/ giant tankers to take hostage of the entire Caribbean. Like it or not, the entirety of South America will be folded (forced?) under the Monroe Doctrinaire carpet of Atlantist/ Pacification tuteledge.

What comes next is "Amero"... then NAFTA/ CAFTA?

Only glich will be negotiating with China over a stubborn (WikiLeaks Founder incarceration'd? Assange)  Nicaragua British Embassy 'Kangaroo CourtYard of Aussie`Imbeciles!!!

Imagine today,... "NOT" using a rubber for your blank-bullets?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:09 | 5981020 Aussiekiwi
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President Barack Obama said on Thursday the United States is concerned China uses its "sheer size and muscle" to push around smaller countries in the South China Sea.

 

Obama is a brilliant Politician, to be able to push to the back of your mind all the hundreds of examples of the US doing exactly the same thing and to say this with a straight face is a sign of a masterful Politician, only a true psychopath could do this.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:26 | 5981052 f16hoser
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Obama is truly a Half-Breed Piece of Shit. Debate me. I dare you to.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:33 | 5981066 FredFlintstone
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OK, I think he is the greatest. How many other presidents have won a nobel peace prize?

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 22:32 | 5981180 Parrotile
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For nothing more that a "lot of talk" no less, right at the start of the "Presidency", when all he'd done was waffle on.

It's a bit late for the Committee to be having second thoughts now http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2977836/Nobel-Peace-Prize-chairman-demoted-time-114-year-history.html, since the damage (to the Prize stature, AND the Nobel Committees one and all) has been done.

Wonder if Hitlary will be in the running (after she's started WW3!)??

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:36 | 5981076 EBT excepted
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sum buddy ca' take you up on dat bein cuz yo' arreddy gibs him d'benafit o'd'dout...

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:34 | 5981071 EBT excepted
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d'only reasun mistah 'bama ca' say dat be cuz he so puny, mebbe evan a h0m0...I likes d'EBT but not d'puny what punks be...

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 21:49 | 5981110 Lmo Mutton
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satan will not be happy till we are all fighting each other.

Just another jab at the East to provoke WWIII.

Fri, 04/10/2015 - 22:51 | 5981229 dexter_morgan
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Barack Dindu Nuffin Obama is a turd.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 00:09 | 5981351 holdbuysell
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Baghdad Bob, somewhere, is tipping his hat.

You just can't make this stuff up.

How does one say that with a straight face?

Looking forward to seeing Jen Psaki's follow up press CONference. She's a hoot as her body language and tone are complete giveaways that she doesn't even believe what she's saying these days.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 00:54 | 5981391 dogismycopilot
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Bees don't sting either!

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 01:25 | 5981415 messystateofaffairs
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Watching Jamaicans fawn over Obama was kind of like watching kindergarden kids fawning over a pedophilic principal visiting their class.  Its a sin really but there is no waking them up, nature will just have to take its course, the country has lost any semblence of sovereignty due to IMF debt and is progressing nicely and unawares towards the NWO agenda.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 02:22 | 5981475 Element
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As a President he makes a reasonable sort of metrosexual golfer.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 04:03 | 5981522 Element
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"We think this can be solved diplomatically, but just because the Philippines or Vietnam are not as large as China doesn't mean that they can just be elbowed aside."

 

Philippines and Vietnam are not ready or able for a war. It's when the core states of SEA (Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore) finally decide they've had enough of what China's doing (shoving airbases up their nose within their own quite reasonable territorial boundary limit claims) that China is in for some real heat and a combined front showdown with most of the big SEA states involved. Kinetic removal will be plonked on the table, the ingredients are all coming into alignment.

The US is setting up to capitalize on that as it's a strategic no brainier, no way they won't be providing all the military support necessary here. If the Chinese fleet make attacks on SEA states this can activate the ANZUS Alliance (which is a naval alliance which would bring in the US Pacific Fleet in a combat role), plus the Five Powers Defense Arrangements, as well as several separate security agreements between Australia and several key SEA states, the details of which have mostly never been publicly disclosed presumably to preserve relations with countries that might become a problem, and the agreements were directed at countering. What we do know is that if those states (like Indonesia for instance) were ever attacked by an external SEA power, Australia has committed to a response up to and including combat. If Australia is at war the US will be too. So there are several trigger mechanisms for very rapid escalation if the Chinese make a wrong move in the SCS. If the Five Powers arrangements are triggered the UK is also obliged to respond, so core NATO states immediately become involved too. This situation can blow up far bigger and far faster than most people currently expect.

You only have to look at a map of the Chinese SCS territorial claim (basically all of it) and where the bases are being built (in the far south right up against several SEA states) to realize this is going to end up with SEA states declaring a naval and air exclusion zone to all Chinese ships and aircraft operating within a defined boundary within the south of the south china sea. At which point if the Chinese do not desist and leave the area, within an allotted time frame, ships will be sunk and military aircraft in the area shot down, while regional trade flows will be forced to divert around, or even bypass the area. A lot of pressure can be applied by SEA here, and it's very foolish for China to invite that, as they will regret the day they got SEA thinking and operating in that way. Beijing claims to not want conflict, but its current actions are guaranteed to produce it. 

 

 

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 05:09 | 5981546 hotrod31
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Some might want to euphamistically think of this psychopath's statements as, 'irony.' To me it sounds like something from a madman, who actually believes that his audience is clueless. I am convinced beyond reasonable doubt that Barack Obama, John Kerry and bibi Netanyahu are certifiable. They're stark raving bloody lunatics. The sooner they're locked in padded cells, the better for the rest of us.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 06:29 | 5981573 bk1037
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Here is a case once more ZH is cowardly. You are entitled to your opinion, come out from behind Tyler Durden and identify who has the beef against the US. It's no less than the bloggers you reference by name, but your own posters want anonymity with spear chucking like this. Why? You damn ZH bastards.

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 08:03 | 5981639 DutchBoy2015
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Talk about projection!!!!!!!!  The USA is the biggest bully and aggressor on earth.  Having killed well over 10 million INNOCENT people around the globe since 1960.

The USA took over where Hitler left off.    Google ''Operation Paper Clip''/

The Pentagon is pure EVIL 

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 08:26 | 5981659 Max Steel
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All trolls and fanboys ( ^^^) hear hear ! 

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 08:31 | 5981652 JPMorgan
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The US would know, personally I have no idea why the US embarrasses it's self time and time again with such plainly hypocritical statements.

I say stop moaning! you guys helped make China become a rising superpower.

And like Gerald Celente says... China's business is business, NOT America's outdated model of more wars and conflicts. 

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 08:59 | 5981681 Dickweed Wang
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This is truly the definition of irony.

I would say it is the height of hypocrisy, not just the "definition of irony" . . . . .

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