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Friday Humor: DOJ Bars Employees From Whoring; CBO Says It Won't Cost Taxpayers
Attorney General Eric Holder felt the need, following recent allegations that DEA agents had "sex parties" with prostitutes hired by local drug cartels in Colombia, to send a memo to all his staff..."I want to reiterate to all Department personnel, including attorneys and law enforcement officers, that they are prohibited from soliciting, procuring, or accepting commercial sex."
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But The Good News... eliminating pr0n from Government Agencies will not the taxpayer any money...
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finally going to have some 'real law' from our AG
Great. Now apply this to the Fed and K Street and we're making some progress.
I say to hell with that - don't censor ANYTHING on government computers. Instead, turn some of that God damn NSA U.S. citizen internet surveilance on government employees and bust them if they are doing shit they are not suppose to be doing while on the taxpayer's dole.
If the NSA claims they don't have that capability, then just ask Israel for all of their records of U.S. government employee's internet use. THEY made the damn snooping equipment and they seem to have the ability to recount everything government employees ever did in the internt. In fact, Clapper works for Israel - just ask HIM for Israel's data.
" Who's yo Daddy ?! "
goddit? thats NO to commercial sex.
Industrial sex, however....
Talk about 20 years behind the rest of us.
Gubermint workers forgot how to work....just get rid of them.
'What am I going to do all day now' I suggest a toe camera
Hey, WTF? I thought this liberal progressive divisive race baiting constitution trampling sumbitch had resigned or something.... jeez...
He's still with us until they can get the next liberal progressive divisive race baiting constitution trampling sumbitch approved.
Fat chance that happening. I don't think they'd approve even a repubican if Obama nominated one.
He was getting a blowjob from a D.C. whore under his desk while he dick-tated that letter over the intercom to his secretary.
"I'm sorry Sir, was that 'ummm' or 'mmmm'?"
You're kidding right? Holder's been nothing but a prostitute for the last 6 years.
I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com
Define Porn sites.. Are they talking about like donkey/midget porn, does the 'star' have to be a proffesional porn actress or do private home videos count.
How about your (18+ or so they say, I suspect they are much older) models that are merely working to pay their way through college.
I should probably sit on the advisory council so I can review any of the sites in question..
Since all kinds of 'blow' count towards GDP wouldnt this hurt the overall economy?
Don't kid yourself, this is purely to protect themselves from the Obamacare fines that would be imposed on them from their employees doing this.
a memo baring DOJ personnel from dropping their drawers and losing their professional standiing and dignity, comes way too late
Only Columbia Law Scool could prepare an honorable graduate for this moment...
Better be careful Tylers or they'll declare you an enemy of the state... :-)
"The Department of Justice is measured by the conduct of those who work on its behalf."
you have been weighed, measured and found wanting...
"Commercial Sex", eh? Holder's a weirdo.
It wasn't solicitation, it was mutually consenting commercial sex. She offered so I "Accepted" it
As it turns out, "unlimited governemnt" ends in Authoritarian rule by degenerate sex criminals.
Big deal....who hasn't gotten "the hooker memo" from upper management at some point in their career?
(edited to say LMAO @ Agent P! omg too funny!)
Proud times to be an American.
A.G. Eric Dick Holder's next memorandum will of course be a polite reminder that barbequing babies is also still a no-no, even if their cute little legs are just so delicious.
Isn't it already "illegal"? Conveniently they didn't mention blow!
But its still ok or the AG to whore himself out to the whitehouse..
But its still ok or the AG to whore himself out to the Wall street..
FIFY, the White house is the pimp!
Exactly. Holder wakes up at 5 and decides over breakfast which laws to ignore and which laws to break. In this respect he's an over-achiever.
O come on, this kind of thing always ends up with the guy who writes the letter getting caught with his own hands stuck in the proverbial cookie jar.
I bet next month we will have videos uploaded all over youtube with Eric Holder picking up prostitutes and bricks of cocaine with his DHS stretch limo. . .
<fingers crossed> pleasepleaseplease
Holder is a fucking clown...
Linda Green
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001975083/14170158_holder_clown_answer_...
The Nazis too had a moral code.
The banksters need to repay us.
"You will be moral and upright while robbing and killing."
As an old guy that once took the oath to 'Defend my country against all enemies, foreign and domestic...blah blah blah' I find this SO embarrasing. WHY is this incompetent fucker still holding as GS 24 or whatever salary and position? WHY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLRajuheFI
Fuck NSA
This memo is for the public only. Not the hardworking and stressed, upstanding persons working in the DOJ.
IRS has a new designation for "Non Commercial Sex" businesses, it's a 501(c)69.
This will allow the FBI to pay with Bitcoin... I heard they have some left over from somewhere!
I'll say what I did several years ago when our state bar association formally adopted an ethics rule that attys were not allowed to have sex with their clients, once you have to announce something like this, it's too late.