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ECB Issues Statement On Mario Draghi Attacker

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Following the incident at the ECB earlier today, in which Mario Draghi was attacked by a female protestor, moments ago the central bank issued the following statement:

Statement on incident at ECB press conference

 

The European Central Bank’s press conference was briefly disrupted by a protester today, who jumped on to the stage and threw confetti. Staff from the ECB are investigating the incident.

 

Security staff took immediate and effective action.

 

Initial findings suggest that the activist registered as journalist for a news organisation she does not represent. Like all visitors to the ECB, she went through an identity check, metal detector and x-ray of her bag, before entering the building.

 

ECB President Mario Draghi remained unharmed and calmly proceeded with the press conference.

Going forward expect even more boydguards, full body screening with pat downs (surely some TSA employees are available to moonlight) and even more careful pre-screening of all press conference attendants.

 

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Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:27 | 5994694 robertocarlos
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Holy cow! She was armed to the teeth.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:30 | 5994716 ZH Snob
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they are covering up the fact that she was pissed because she is carrying Mario's love child.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:34 | 5994751 walküre
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I love the beautiful expression of rage in her face. Something to behold. It made my day.

As for Draghi .. please have a heart attack!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:40 | 5994791 jump_mutha_fukah
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Looks like she is getting plowed from behind...dude is really getting his back into it too....got a serious grip on her shoulder and hips.
Either that or just another day at a TSA screening.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:43 | 5994808 jaap
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Our New Lord, cleaning the Temple from the money changers.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:50 | 5994833 NoDebt
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Let me tell you something I've learned about women over the years:  attitude counts for a lot.

Of course, it doesn't hurt that she's extensively easy on the eyes.  And it's almost for certain she's a wildcat in bed.  I think we have a new hero.

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:54 | 5994856 nope-1004
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ECB issues another press release about this mornings press release?

Do these self important egomaniacs ever get enough of chirping from their perch?

The truth is the ECB is 100% insolvent.  Anything they say is a lie and all statements are meant to convey a self righteous officiality to the white-collar criminality of their actions.

Burn in hell Draghi.  Take Bernocchio with you.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:08 | 5994937 Ghordius
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"The truth is the ECB is 100% insolvent."

Seriously? Is this your understanding level of a fiat-issuing central bank... of potentially fiat-issuing central banks?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:17 | 5994999 walküre
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Their fiat is worthless. It is a shame that we still accept their fiat for the compensation of our goods and services (labor). We the common people cannot store any value in their fiat.

This is fact and common people need to realize the bullshit they're being peddled.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 14:23 | 5995696 BTFDemocracy
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All that is needed for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.

Here is a lone woman doing something.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:39 | 5996031 knukles
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Confetti ...   We're at risk in the Confetti Gap .... I warned everybody years ago about the Confetti threat and nobody took me seriously then ... and probably not now.... 
The War on Confetti must be funded and won....

                          She's probably Confettilicious

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 02:29 | 5997856 Ghordius
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there is a whole world of difference between saying: "this institution is insolvent" and "this institution should be abolished"

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:18 | 5995008 forexskin
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another stunningly superficial pwon by the insider's insider.

details man, DETAILS!

*can't wait to hear how the EMU is gonna stuff the save*

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:23 | 5995336 Colonel Klink
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Symbolism in throwing confetti.  As in Jew confetti!

Girl has a brain on her!!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:34 | 5995397 doctor10
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Yes son-"insolvent" as in there is NO collateral behind their debt. Which is what paying people to take on a mortgage is al about. Buying Collateral. Nobody does that if they're in good shape

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:50 | 5995493 SofaPapa
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"ECB issues another press release about this mornings press release?"

Nobody could define "denial" better than the central authorities reaction to the current and growing expressions of popular will.  They refuse to acknowledge the volcano they are creating.  When it blows, they will still be saying, "but... weather... no one could have seen it coming... Putin... aggregate demand," etc.  Pure blind following of a broken model.  

It's coming... it's coming.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:00 | 5994896 BandGap
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She was athletic enough to spring to that height.

She looks good even when extremely pissed.

Nice teeth, nice features.

Good for me on all counts.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:44 | 5995144 gaoptimize
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When she gets out, I'll bet there is a parliment seat waiting for her in some anti-EU party.  Yes, good on all counts.  She looks alot like my Elder Scrolls Online character.  I imagine her in Norse armor swinging a two-handed battle axe.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:47 | 5995484 Terminus C
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A 2H battle axe in her hand certainly would have made for a more interesting "event".

The confetti had nice symbolism.  It is too bad 95% of North Americans (can't speak for the Euros here) won't have a fucking clue as to why she threw confetti...

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:47 | 5997233 TheReplacement
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Too bad 100% of American media will not even bother to report the event at all.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:04 | 5994920 Freddie
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She is even more attractive in a romantic way besides just sexual because if she is real, she cares.  She risked her saftey to stand up against evil.  I am smitten

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:24 | 5995341 NihilistZero
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While we all make quips about her bravery, remember that she is likely in custody for who knwos how long.  Take a moment of silence to appreciate the fact that this woman is being denied her freedom for peacfully proitesting against the scum that is these banker oligarchs.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:03 | 5995880 Milton Freewater
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How do we raise money to get her out of jail!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:08 | 5994940 Frank N. Beans
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Typical male chauvenist pig, reducing a woman to her looks and anatomy and not her deeds. 

But I gotta say, she's got balls.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:18 | 5994998 GetZeeGold
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Plus moxie!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:54 | 5995210 HughBriss
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Wait...  Women are more than the culmination of their looks and anatomy?  Really?  Wowsers!  I am completely flabbergasted!  I've always treated them like objects.  Gosh!  I FEEL terrible.

This revelation is going to completely alter my world view.  Truly.  God-bless you for commenting!!!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:24 | 5995323 Colonel Klink
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Dupe, fucking internet delay.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:25 | 5995327 Colonel Klink
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Balls?  Those things are delicate and painful.  She's got a vagina, those things can take a pounding!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:28 | 5995354 HughBriss
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A fan of Betty White, are we?  :)

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:44 | 5994814 Not_FieldingMellish
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He's a government official so just doing what comes naturally.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:54 | 5994866 bwh1214
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Kinda hot.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:42 | 5994799 Freddie
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She is not afraid either.  She laughs and smiles in total contempt and disdain for this banskter NWO scum.   People power. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:30 | 5994718 Edward Morbius
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Looks like a youn Madonna, or Lady Gaga, or a young Hillary.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:40 | 5994790 Freddie
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She is prettier than young Madonna but I see what you mean.  I cannot stand madonna.

Who is she? I am smitten.  She is an angel.

It Must Be Love (for me)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmezIIrFQmY

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:49 | 5994837 Anusocracy
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This is role-playing and she is probably his mistress.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:55 | 5994868 Emergency Ward
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Hillary was never that agile.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:23 | 5995338 Froman
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If Hillary was that agile, Slick Willy probably would not have been dipping his wick in Flowers, Jones, Lewinsky, Willey and others.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:49 | 5997241 TheReplacement
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You've never seen Hillary in the 100m truth hurdle event then.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:30 | 5994720 Haus-Targaryen
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Oh, well Draghi wasn't harmed.  Thank Christ! 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:34 | 5994759 Shizzmoney
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Say if someone did go in and kill/serious injure him.....imagine the reaction on the internet?  In Greece? 

They would be dancing in the streets.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:43 | 5995456 MogulMushrooms
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Think that was an IMF issued thong? 

 

www.mogulsandmushrooms.com 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:44 | 5995465 slaughterer
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It was a staged event.  She works for the ECB.  

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:27 | 5994695 kowalli
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banksters are afraid. FUCK THEM

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:28 | 5994698 BullyBearish
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She got through...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:33 | 5994745 chrsn
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No matter how much security one implements, there's still the X-factor called "incompetence."

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:31 | 5994706 Shizzmoney
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But these guys will have no problem using euro tax payer money to pay for security and beat the shit out of those deemed "below" them.

Also #LOL at this happening at a presser where this guy is telling everybody that shit is improving.  I mean, that is why this girl brought confetti, right?  To celebrate the "recovery"!

Wait until the Euro crashes.  Draghi will WISH thing will be as easy to deal with as today.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:49 | 5994839 Freddie
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The avg European, if they have any sense, would view this woman as a hero to an entire f***king continent including the people in the English speaking west plus Russians.

She is awesome. Flew right on the desk. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:29 | 5994710 NOZZLE
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Lets smirk along with the media and pretend she's nuts while we pretend that everything is normal. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:29 | 5994713 Philo Beddoe
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Shoulda gone topless, baby. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:34 | 5994753 e_goldstein
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She's cute, brave, and probably just a touch psychotic...

me likey.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:36 | 5994769 El Vaquero
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You mean you want to get into the sack with her.  I don't think you want a relationship with this one. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:50 | 5994807 e_goldstein
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I was going to post something about her being useful during that SOGgy exercise in our region this summer, but the second word autocorrected to 'Him.' Looks like the MIC guys are out in force today. 

(Edit) and yeah after reading your comment on another post I noticed that the comments are being wiped once they hit page 2. Strange.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:08 | 5994939 El Vaquero
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Looks like they got nuked for all of the non-archived articles.  Something screwy is going on with the site.  Don't know what though.  It could be a simple hardware failure earlier or a virus or some shit.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:27 | 5995055 fascismlover
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Sign me up...she wears her crazy on the outside and it is a useful crazy that more need to have

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:41 | 5994793 sodbuster
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Sounds like an old girlfriend...........

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:01 | 5994900 cheech_wizard
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Should have carried a ceramic blade.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:29 | 5994714 robertocarlos
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Like Tony said, she wasn't dressed right. Red flags should have been going off everywhere.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:30 | 5994722 antiximik_RU
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For preventive purposes, We need MOAR shit detectors here.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:30 | 5994724 heisenberg991
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Super Mario gonna bang her tonight.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:31 | 5994725 Fun Facts
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“History records that the money changers have used every form of abuse, intrigue, deceit, and violent means possible to maintain their control over governments by controlling money and it’s issuance.” – James Madison

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:23 | 5995038 forexskin
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i really appreciate quotes like this from our founding generation. helps us understand this is a battle for the ages.

thanks, and keep it up!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:33 | 5994747 Iam Yue2
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Don't tell us, she had a drink proble, recently suffered from depression, was recovering from the loss of both of her parents .....   there can be no other reason why anybody would want to do this??

 

 

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:33 | 5994748 BoPeople
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Ummm ... when they do these news items, don't they usually give the person's name IF it was not a government/NGO sponsored stunt?

When they do not provide a name it typically means they do not want people checking into her background.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:42 | 5994802 schadenfreude
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In Europe it's a basic right that your identity is protected. Contrary to US where people cheer Perp Walks frenetically.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:08 | 5994938 BoPeople
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So everything in Europe must be government sponsored stunts (err in this case rhymes with)

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:45 | 5994822 NoTTD
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Or calling for a date.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:14 | 5994978 Bunga Bunga
Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:48 | 5995176 gaoptimize
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Not sure it is her.  Is there an English version of this page?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:54 | 5995205 Bunga Bunga
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German media are reporting her name. Josephine Witt (Markmann is her actual name) is German citizen and well known in Germany. 

Use Google translate. 

 

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:34 | 5994752 anonymice
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Where are those tearaway stripper pants when you need them?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:35 | 5994766 Ms No
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Awesome.  I thoroughly enjoyed watching Kissinger being handcuffed awhile back also, being that he is a reanimated corpse he showed little emotion.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:42 | 5994801 Fun Facts
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"the illegal we [zionist kosher nostra NWO] do immediately, the unconstitutional takes a little longer"

- Henry Kissinger ZWO Mac Daddy

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:44 | 5994813 813kml
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Kissinger is definitely into S&M, and probably some scat play.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:37 | 5994775 pragmatic hobo
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calm? draghi looked absolutely terrified ... he will probably have to shop for new underwear ... and trousers.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:38 | 5994778 Divine Wind
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I would have loved to have seen Mario hit with a shaving cream pie.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:49 | 5994840 JAFAH
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The horse semen pie that Tabbi made and threw at Micheal Wines, I thought was a great improvement on the shaving cream.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:00 | 5994897 taketheredpill
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Horse sperm ala The Exile

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:04 | 5994921 Sages wife
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I'm sure the fearless bastard has a pie in his shorts.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:39 | 5994780 Alpacanio
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I thought she said, End the EBT!?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:39 | 5994781 Salsipuedes
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HELP! I can't access my ZH account. I put my name in and I get DuneCreature. How do I contact ZH?

ANYBODY?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:51 | 5994842 NoDebt
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The Tylers are never wrong.  You are DuneCreature.  Start liking it.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:55 | 5994867 Salsipuedes
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My point exactly.

How do you expect me to carry on without such wit and wisdom in my life?

Now SOMEBODY HELP GODDAMNIT or I'll jump on your desk!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:03 | 5994911 ZH Snob
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I understand.  You are puzzingly attached to Salsipuedes.

 

Believe me, DuneCreature is much cooler.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:03 | 5994990 Salsipuedes
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"I have known the DuneCreature and let me tell you he is no Salsipuedes!"

           - Lloyd Bendson, Post Lobotomy

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:51 | 5994847 Emergency Ward
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Hello, can you hear me, Creature of the Dune?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:12 | 5994966 Ms No
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As MsCreant stated something is up.  Maybe someone was fishing for URLs or something.  Wouldn't worry about it.  There are also tons of comments missing and some serious troll invasions taking place. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:29 | 5995433 Salsipuedes
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I just got back into my account and all my comments are gone except the four here. Was it something I said? When I said Hildebeast is a self-aggrandizing, psychotic, muderous bitch who belongs on the Front Lines of This Week's War I was trying to be nice! Sheesh!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:35 | 5996007 knukles
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chin quivering, sobbing, hyper-ventilating, shaking in fear .....  I may never be able to read my own comments again to see what I wrote  .... primal screams  twilight zone music ... strange shadow beings edging closer ... odd colors in sky ...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:39 | 5994782 Weaponized Innocense
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And I thought never enough stimulus uncomfortable side effects were only BUT runs with minor anal leakage!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:40 | 5994787 SheepDog-One
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She's HOT!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:53 | 5994863 Toolshed
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Or at least hot enough........

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:33 | 5995085 Shitgum Suicide
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You know what they say! Love is only a light switch away!

Even if love only lasts for 10 mins it's still love.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:43 | 5994792 DIgnified
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I think attacking someone moves you out of the protestor category into the assailant group.  

 

Also, given the statement made, I'd put her in the feminist category, could be wrong.  Doing something funny for retarded reasons is still retarded. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:28 | 5995063 forexskin
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and still funny

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:06 | 5995886 Flybyknight
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Yes I have been assaulted with confetti.  still recovering

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:43 | 5994803 matagorda
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Putin wins again.  His female protesters are topless.  To review his priceless expression see http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305706/Topless-protest-eye-open...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:19 | 5995014 Ms No
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God that Putin picture is great! It's rumored that Pussy Riot is US funded, if that's the case it's the protest tactic they find the most unassailable.

We now have the answer.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:22 | 5995031 Sentient B-ing
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Thanks for the link, you made my day

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:34 | 5996009 SofaPapa
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The expression is a winner.  Good for femen, though.  We click on the pics to see the tits, but we can't help but see the messages on the bodies, too.  Good marketing/advertising strategy.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:43 | 5994810 NoTTD
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The entire picture is highly suggestive.  Looks like she's having done to her what the CB's are doing to everyone.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:44 | 5994818 Racer
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"Attacker"

Wow, she threw some confetti at a man, shock horror, how dangerous for him

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:48 | 5994832 SheepDog-One
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Yes anyone who even speaks to an overlord is an 'attacker' now.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:52 | 5994858 NoDebt
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I prefer the term "kinetic protester".

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:03 | 5994915 NotApplicable
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Certain divide and conquer types would label her a "Useful Idiot."

Even people who protest a bureacracy's actions, are still supporting the existence of the bureacracy.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:37 | 5995110 forexskin
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if the protest wakes up some muppets, what's lost?  yea, ignore them, but they're profiting while pulling the building down around our heads - maybe just get of their construct? is that even possible?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:49 | 5994836 roadhazard
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What? nobody screaming, "false flag" yet.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:55 | 5995212 GoinFawr
Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:52 | 5994843 vyeung
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Maybe its the false flag he will use to finance the European Army to replace NATO! hahahaha...These well paid EUCrats have to think of schemes for their masters you know.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:51 | 5994849 Mike Honcho
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I see anyone remotely aggresive they become a blip on the radar of squaring off.  Draghi didnt keep his cool, he was scared and tinkled his Depends.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:52 | 5994857 Keynesians say ...
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Draghi just needs to hire a few .gov Serve and Protectors from some medium sized suburbia and that girl would have been shot before reaching the stage

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:35 | 5994859 ebworthen
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ECB:  "Middle-class rabble will not be allowed to interrupt his excellency.  The next outburst such as this shall be met with higher taxes, cuts to social services, and reduced pensions."

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 11:58 | 5994886 praps
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Surely they just need to install a confetti detector.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:02 | 5994902 HamRove
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Baby girl can call me day or night. I'll be her huckleberry.

Shazam! 

Fuck - A - Draghi 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:04 | 5994922 Blopper
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Probably just a paid stunt.

No normal person would do that knowing full well it won't achieve anything substantial except to tarnish public self-image.

So probably just a paid stunt.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:40 | 5995125 forexskin
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draghi, if only for a moment, lost his composure, and his veneer of invulnerability - to a 'gurl'. hope he's having a little trouble with his mirror, but i wouldn't bet on it.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:05 | 5994923 Itchy and Scratchy
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Total misunderstanding! All she wanted to do was pull a Madonna on him!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:08 | 5994941 zenblaster
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CB Fan Girls, its the new normal.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:09 | 5994945 BoPeople
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Is that Vlad in the background?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:18 | 5995009 orez65
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I do admire her courage and she is correct.

The European Central Bank is the dicator of the European Union.

Just like the Federal Reserve is the dictator of the United States.

They just let us play with social issues while they steal blindly from us.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:38 | 5996027 SofaPapa
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And look at the article a couple of days ago about the BIS, and you realize we are closer to one-world government than even we here at ZH admit.  We may in fact have had just that for decades, and only now are beginning to notice.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:28 | 5995058 random999
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How about we send 10 journalists from hells angels next time?

Sure would be more fun for the people!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:31 | 5995076 bankonzhongguo
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I wish all meta-revolutionaries were this hot.

More of this must happen before things get better.

It really is about regular (poor) people verses global fascism.

The long lines of bankers, technocrats, lobbyists, spy-state flunkies and for-profit mercenaries are no different than the rank of and file of Germany's Nazis.

They are just making it easier to reap profits at the expense of everyone else.

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:53 | 5995207 metastar
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Hey, you haven't seen the sweat glistening off my hairy legs on a hot summer day.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:40 | 5995124 windcatcher
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All we need is a thousand like her! Disrupt the criminal proceedings!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:45 | 5995154 Chad_the_short_...
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she didn't even touch him so how is she an attacker? oh, i know tyler tries to dramatize and exaggerate everything just like how the market is "Crashing" when the dow is down 2 points.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:49 | 5995183 Monetas
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They can't hang this on Larry Reid .... he was at an AA meeting .... after beating his brother Harry .... and blinding him in one eye .... thats the spin anyway ! LOL

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 14:48 | 5995804 Shitgum Suicide
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Mega Dittos!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:49 | 5995184 SmittyinLA
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Draghi got a boner during the incident, he tried to hire her later but she rebuffed him 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:50 | 5995185 indaknow
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She's hot. In all the right ways.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:51 | 5995193 Sizzurp
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I don't get the feeling she likes Dick-tatorships, maybe she likes Vag-tatorships, or maybe just potatochips.  The look on Draghi's face was priceless though.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:54 | 5995214 mikesee
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"Going forward expect even more boydguards, full body screening with pat downs (surely some TSA employees are available to moonlight) and even more careful pre-screening of all press conference attendants."

Thank god. Someone could wind up with a nasty scratch if some confetti got in their eye.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 12:58 | 5995235 voxpopuli
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.. what a sophisticated security techniques they must have, in Belgium. But luckily they are surely ready for ISIS. I'm sure they are instructed as "All ISIS guys have a beard and come by camel". So it will be very easy to identify them, and stop them at the entrances of whatever US or EU building. Nothing to see here, move along ...

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:09 | 5995283 SirBarksAlot
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So relieved to know the bankers are okay.

Sheriff Mac is being interviewed on Tom Hartmann, regarding police brutality:

http://www.thomhartmann.com/radio/listen-live

 

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:20 | 5995326 exartizo
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love your smile baby.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 13:37 | 5995401 Itchy and Scratchy
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I betting on a full and thorough cavity checking later tonight!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 14:10 | 5995626 walküre
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ECB Spare the news release unless you tell us who this woman is so we can setup crowd funding for her!

Finally, a cause worth supporting!

It is believed she is part of a feminist activist group... whatever that means. As a person, she is beautiful and very smart. I would like to see more of her and hope she can rally enough support to get into politics. AFD might be a home for her.

Throwing confetti on Draghi was priceless! The symbolism could not have been any deeper.

I don't expect MSM to take the time of their day and interview the woman. Maybe she will get on ZH and tell us who she is and how we can help her going further.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 14:15 | 5995662 Condor96
Wed, 04/15/2015 - 14:37 | 5995769 BeaverCream
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Guaranteed when KAtie couric or whoever interviews her in a few weeks she'll say something like: "I'm trying to expose the evil patriachal society and how corporate capitalists are evil, profit is bad, marx is my father....oh and i'm a lesbian"

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 14:47 | 5995797 Shitgum Suicide
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Hey beaver cream. You seriously need an avatar for THAT name. That has to be one of the best names ever. Shit I thought I had a good name.

Was watching this Mexican chic doing the three finger backhoe on her vajayjay and all I could think about was your ZH name. Unreal.

So was her creamy beaver. Want the link?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 15:56 | 5996096 Mi Naem
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Yeah, your name's perfect, too. 

Now, would you go ahead and pull the trigger already? 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 14:45 | 5995788 nicxios
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Check out the fat cat in the back smirking. Fucking cocksuckers.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:37 | 5996713 bluskyes
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Was the confetti made of euro bank-notes. That would have been really symbolic.

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