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Oilpocalypse Wow - Stocks Pop, Dollar Drops As Crude Hits 5-Month Highs

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Terrible China data... no change from Draghi... and dismal data in the US... BTFATH in stocks and crude's move made this clip seem more than appropriate as "we see the worst in people"...

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Before we get started, two rather notable things today:

First, DAX dumped at the EU close (for absolutely no good reason whatsoever) and that started the divergence between US and EU stocks....

 

And Second, WTI Crude was unstoppable as it spiked to $56.69 (from $50 on Friday) - crushing the WTI-Brent spread -

Breaking to its highest level since Dec 2014...

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Small Caps led the way on the day (but Trannies decided today - after a huge short squeeze spike at the open - that higher oil prices are not good)... UGLY CLOSE

 

Futures show the big moves started as Europe opened...

 

Which on the week leaves Trannies lower - after tagging unch briefly...

 

The S&P perfectly top-ticked the trendline from March and reversed into the last 30 minutes...

 

VIX was monkey-hammered back to a 12 handle...

 

But credit was less excited about the afternoon equity exuberance...

 

Treasury yields overall were mixed today (long-end slightly higher, short-end slightly lower in yield)

 

The US Dollar dropped again - mainly after Draghi's no comments sparked EUR buying but there was an early afternoon tumble as oil soared...

 

All commodities gained on the day - as the dollar drooped - but Crude caught the attention of most...

 

Which crushed the Brent-WTI spread...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:10 | 5996165 Automatic Choke
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more musical chairs.....everybody is hovering closer and closer to the nearest chair, but nobody dares sit yet.....

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:26 | 5996228 kaiserhoff
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But, but, but,

  all last week ZH told me Crude Was Crashing!

(I don't understand this shit either.  Inventories are up the Wazoo)

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:52 | 5996321 Hype Alert
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Here's a cheat sheet:

 

A lower dollar is going to save us with exports.  => Good news
A strong dollar is going to draw in investors. => Good news

Cheaper oil is going to give the consumer more health care spending money. => Good news
More expensive oil is a sign of a strong economy. => Good news

I could go on, but just remember it's all => Good news!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:01 | 5996351 jaycephus
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Damn, I'm printing out this cheat sheet right now! Awesome. I feel so good now. Also, shorting financial news stocks. No need for them any more.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:17 | 5996879 Macon Richardson
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Hey, thanks a million for all the good news. I was beginning to worry until I read your post.

Keep up the good work. My blood pressure medicine is expensive and you've just saved me a bundle of money.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:01 | 5996353 Squid Viscous
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sounds like you just figured out the reverse Tyler Durden gay cowboy straddle, congrats...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:07 | 5996597 angel_of_joy
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WTI will come back down quickly. Just give it a day, or two max...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:16 | 5996408 Tinky
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Actually, the SNB sat down a few months ago.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:53 | 5997414 chilli sauce
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Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:21 | 5996423 Squid-puppets a...
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yea. this meeting is not the reset. This meeting is the 'get your house in order for the reset'

of course, they wont tell the participants the timing or nature of the reset because it would then be fully front-run priced in.

But expect this: Paper gold will be rehypothecated to 200:1 to enable the price to remain capped around $1200 after this .

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:13 | 5996176 Rainman
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Even my idiot sister-in-law went USO long today .... so I'm absolutely positive the top is in.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:15 | 5996183 Hohum
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Ah, driving season approaches and US oil production has begun to fall!  Yet inventories are bursting.  Grab the popcorn!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:17 | 5996192 Meremortal
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Took oil profits today in my trading account.

Let the long-term account energy gains ride as the income is good.

Looking for the next swing-trade opportunity...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:18 | 5996200 Inthegreen
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I would say TVIX or UVXY, but can you stop the bleeding?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:29 | 5996194 Squid Viscous
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Got to get Rbob higher before Cannon Fodder Day (May 25)... so the sheeple will shelter in place

 

PS - how's those Russia sanctions working out Ziocon cunts? RSX $20.50

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:19 | 5996202 Keltner Channel Surf
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“Bad Stocks Rising”  by Creedence Clearwater Revival

I see the bad stocks rising
That means trouble’s on the way
No sense for shorts to keep a-fightin’
I see a big squeeze today

Don't go short tonight
Well it's bound to take your life
There are bad stocks on the rise

I hear the big money’s showing
That means the end is coming soon
R2 pivots over flowing
Better recalc that Risk of Ruin

Well don't go short tonight
Well it's bound to cause you strife
It’s the bad stocks on the rise

Hope you got your act together
Or else, you’re surely gonna die
Time to shift funds from bellwethers
Or kiss those performance comps goodbye

No, don’t go short tonight ...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:27 | 5996219 Squid Viscous
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superb....best one yet IMO

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:41 | 5996285 Keltner Channel Surf
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Glad you liked it, Squid. This one was so straightforward, tailor-made for parody, nearly writing itself in 5 min.  Most others I have to stare at for weeks before a “eureka” moment hits.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:09 | 5996376 Squid Viscous
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heard Fortunate Son the other day piped into some store ... pretty sure it was lost on the sheeple, but maybe CCR's best lyrics

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:17 | 5996410 Keltner Channel Surf
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Their Americana look and sound leads casual listeners to forego probing for any lyrical depth.  Many think BMR is purely about the lunar cycle, others believe he’s singin’ “there’s a bathroom on the right.”

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:33 | 5996255 silver_stacker
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“Bad Stocks Rising”  by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Good job! Here's the CCR tune to go with it...that song brings back memories...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw

 

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:39 | 5996273 TruthInSunshine
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Throw in a line like "I see Phoenix Capital Doom Porn up above" and you've perfected it.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:20 | 5996206 NDXTrader
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Got to love seeing a company miss estimates by 50% and be up 13% after-hours (NFLX)...bubblelicious

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:23 | 5996216 Irishcyclist
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OPEC announce increased production last week.

Inventories of oil are at bursting point.

Demand for oil is low.

 

But the price of oil increases.

 

This does not compute.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:25 | 5996226 Automatic Choke
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any chemist can tell you that petroleum is relatively volatile.....

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:53 | 5996543 nailgunnin4you
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Best non-female avatar on zerohedge.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:27 | 5997041 Automatic Choke
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Thanks, and bow-wow.  (It is an artistically modified shot of our wonderful dog, Bones, who alas, chewed his last sneaker a couple years ago...<sniff>.  The tongue was part of the real original shot, it was a scary and impressive photo...I only photoshopped to move it around.)

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 03:46 | 5997905 nailgunnin4you
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RIP Bones

 

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:34 | 5996260 Weaponized Innocense
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US Gov uses their oil cartel to destroy the shake industry .... then decides it is a bad idea and that oil must go up before the entire economy fails like it isn't good news
Oil goes up as all the channels get stuffed
So like what is there not to get here~ as it is all just pretend capitalism to blame for all that's wrong with fascist barbarianism.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:41 | 5996726 RaceToTheBottom
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I think the oil decision was a competition between the following political owners of the US government:

 

  • the NEOCON kill Russia at all costs crowd
  • Assist Saudis owners of the US government in punishing OPEC breakers
  • Assist US Political donaters from the shale industry and oil industry in general.

Given such opposed goals, this always results in schizophrenic actions.

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:56 | 5996336 LawsofPhysics
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petrodollar losing control...  by comparison to the rest of the world, people in the west enjoy a considerably higher standard of living that is very oil-dependent...

tick tock motherfuckers...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:32 | 5996458 JoWazzoo
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Of course it does!! EIA inventory number was ONLY 1.3 Million barrels added to the Cushing almost full storage.  [I shoulda bought the USO Calls rather than the Puts.  Sigh]

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:09 | 5996602 wrs1
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Where did you get low demand?   Gasoline inventories have dropped for three of the last four weeks and yet gasoline production is .7% higher than last year at this time for the same four week period.  That says to me that people are buying more gasoline than is being produced and that is more gasoline than was produced last year and thus, demand for gasoline is up.  Not surprising given the lower price.   It takes 2.2 barrels of oil to make one barrel of gasoline and gasoline supplies dropped by 2mmbbl last week and 4mmbbl the week before.  Figure out how much oil is needed to make up those losses.  The surplus oil will be sucked down by the demand for gasoline as supplies of gasoline dwindle.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:30 | 5996245 Weaponized Innocense
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Yea I got some yummy uvxy at a yummy $10.80 rounding me up to 2400 shares now.... To go with the rest of my rattlesnake portfolio making them pretend to fix all the disasters put in place to haunt my previous longs.... Come on Dow 19K.... Hoping to get a huge tax refund later this summer.....

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:32 | 5996250 Automatic Choke
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"VIX was monkey-hammered back to a 12 handle..."

...yes indeed...got a snortful of july vix calls before the close...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:37 | 5996269 ebworthen
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"Hey Koolaid!"

"Oh yeah!"

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:39 | 5996270 harry555
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One third random noise

One third algos screwing retail

One third people trading off the farts of central bankers

Nothing to see here people...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:46 | 5996297 vesna
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i have been watching zh charts for 6 years. haven't earned a dime. fuck the charts.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:55 | 5996333 LawsofPhysics
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I have been frontrunning the shit out the Fed and done very well, thanks ZH!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:46 | 5996522 vesna
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do you use discrete time frontrunning fed?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:57 | 5996337 Weaponized Innocense
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Cool cause I would hate to make 775,000,000 on short term taxes and in one year! My shorts can't sit here forever and ever and ever!!!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:58 | 5996343 Weaponized Innocense
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My rattlesnake portfolio just loves to shake its go ahead and fuck me rattle!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:08 | 5996373 Weaponized Innocense
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Though I went wanting precious metals with my string dollar and going short first of this year but I can't seem to stop building this beautiful beast,
Can markets rise for ever and ever now? Lol. Hey I will pay to watch that!!!!!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:15 | 5996405 Squid Viscous
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There's a new ETF just for you : STFU

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:17 | 5996383 tahoebumsmith
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Take a chill pill shill... How about the debt charts? Like our National debt went from 9.3 Trillion to 17.5 Trillion or the FED'S balance sheet going from 780 billion to 4.3 Trillion + off balance sheet bailouts to banks? Are you just fucking stupid or can you not see a Ponzi scheme right before your very eyes? OBTW what you think you could have earned isn't the case until you sell... coulda shoulda woulda..LMAO

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:51 | 5996318 Last of the Mid...
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They'll be pmping and dumping oil at this level for a while now, call it umm. . .  volatility. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 16:54 | 5996329 LawsofPhysics
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Paper gold can be manipulated easily, not an industrial metal.

Oil, not so much.  It takes a shitload just to simply maintain the western standard of living...

the rest of the world has had enough of the petrodollar...

ain't getting easier to extract either (who else, other than oil producers, has been selling their product for a loss in 'merica...  )

tick tock motherfuckers...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:02 | 5996345 Dre4dwolf
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Give me one reason why you should not dump everything you own into equities, when the Fed has pretty much put up a sign stating that if stocks drop they will outright print money out of thin air to buy them up to keep them up forever.

You would have to be an idiot not to dump everything into whatever the F(*)k the Fed and its owners buy.

 

Everyone knows the markets are zombified animated corpses being pumped with counterfeit money, and that if they stopped it would implode and slaughter them, but the Fed isn't going to stop so that isn't a real concern.

 

The fed is there to make specific people rich, the stock market is there so they can counterfeit money and launder it through the markets to their friends, some of that blood money spills over into the pockets of speculators to keep up the illusion that we all have equality.

 

As long as the Federal Reserve supply of viagra doesn't run out the markets will be in a permenant state of erection and no one gives a shit enough to call the doctor after 4 hours.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:13 | 5996620 venturen
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don't worry the ECB, BOJ or BOC will print whatever you need when the FED takes a break.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:09 | 5996377 cheech_wizard
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Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:14 | 5996396 MFL8240
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The US traitors let Oil drop to a level to crush new companies in North Dakota USA and line the pockets of XOM and their friends in Iran and the rest of the middle East and they think we are this stupid that we did not see their behvior for what it is.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:36 | 5996426 walküre
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UPDATE:

The woman is Josephine Witt, 21 years old

@josephine_witt

//////////

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That's one raise they did not expect. Fair enough, confetti is some scary shit...

I love her!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:09 | 5996603 nailgunnin4you
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Back off nazi girl is mein!

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