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Why Is WalMart Mysteriously Shuttering Stores Nationwide For "Plumbing Issues"?

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Earlier this year, WalMart became one of several corporate heavyweights to lift wages for its meagerly compensated workers, around 500,000 of which are now set to receive at least $9/hour and $10/hour by Q1 2016 (that of course assumes they make it on $9 an hour for another 12 months and don’t seek out other employment by sheer necessity). 

Meanwhile, as we noted earlier this month, the move by the country’s largest retailer to pay a few extra pennies to its (basically) minimum wage employees comes at a cost to the company’s suppliers because when you operate on the thinnest of margins in order to be the “low price leader,” someone has to pay for those wage hikes and you can’t pass along the costs to customers because many of your low-income patrons are operating from the same tax bracket as your low-paid employees. As such, the poor companies along the supply chain are forced to lower their prices and of course they’re going to comply because well, you’re WalMart meaning you’re your vendors’ biggest account pretty much by default. The outcome is that “while WMT (or MCD or GAP or Target) boosts the living standards of its employees by the smallest of fractions, it cripples the cost and wage structure of the entire ecosystem of vendors that feed into it, and what takes place is a veritable avalanche effect where a few cent increase for the lowest paid megacorp employees results in a tidal wave of layoffs for said megacorp's vendors.”

If that doesn’t turn out to be enough in the face of an economy which isn’t really recovering and in which low-income shoppers are constrained by lackluster (and by that we mean nonexistent) wage growth, some sacrifices may have to be made. The problem is that laying people off and shuttering stores two months after a celebrated wage hike initiative doesn’t inspire much confidence and could turn into a PR issue, but one thing you could do is get creative, and while we’re not plumbers, we do find it curious that five geographically distinct WalMart stores have been closed in the past week for “ongoing plumbing issues that will require extensive repairs.”

 Here’s more from a local CBS affiliate:

10 News called the county. Officials say they have no record of any code or permit violation at the Brandon location.

 

And when 10 News was at the Walmart Tuesday, there were no marked septic trucks or plumbing vehicles in the lot.

 

"Where is everybody if they're supposed to be working on everything where are all the trucks?" asked shopper Melissa Dupuis.

 

10 News asked a Walmart spokesperson whether the five stores were built from the same design, whether they had the same contractor, anything to understand why all of them closed on the same day for "plumbing issues."

 

The only thing they have in common, the spokesperson said are the highest number of plumbing incidents.

 

Leaving some customers to wonder "how many things have they not said. That's scary," said shopper Norma Espinosa.

And here’s more from a local ABC report in Florida:

BRANDON, Fla. - Employees of a Walmart in Brandon that abruptly closed Monday were among more than 2,000 employees nationwide who learned almost simultaneously they were being laid off.

 

In a nearly identical manner at every store, Walmart corporate officials visited the five locations, called an impromptu meeting in the back of the store and told employees that the stores would be closing that evening.

 

Besides Brandon, the affected locations were in Pico Rivera, Calif., Livingston, Texas, Midland, Texas, Tulsa, Okla.

 

“The issues mostly relate to clogs and water leaks in the plumbing - we’ve had persistent issues over the last several years,“ said a Walmart spokesperson said.

 

“These incidents impact the availability of water and create drainage issues for critical areas of the store which impacts our ability to serve customers,” she said.

 

“Normally, we do our best to avoid disrupting a store’s operations. However, given this particular store had one of the highest incidences of plumbing issues in the entire fleet and in order to reduce the costs associated with these incidents, we felt it was in the store’s best interest to invest in making the necessary improvements to resolve these issues,” the spokesperson said.

 

The I-Team has learned that none of the five affected stores have sought any plumbing permits for future repairs.

 

“We’re in a holding pattern. We’re anxious to learn exactly what they’re planning,” said Pico Rivera City Manager James Enriquez, when we contacted him about the store’s closing Tuesday.

 

Enriquez says when Walmart notified the city Monday that it was closing the store, he offered his full support in trying to get it back open.

 

“My building official walked out there and didn’t see any work being done,” he said.

So there you have it, “clogs and water leaks” but no plumbing permits and 2,000 affected employees, many of whom were presumably just given the news that they would be getting a raise only to discover that they will get 60 days of pay before they’ll need to find a job at another WalMart location (hopefully one with no plumbing issues) or find other employment. We’ll leave it to readers to discern if these “clogs and leaks” are real or whether the company is just quietly shutting down stores across the country.

 

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Wed, 04/15/2015 - 17:58 | 5996567 Peter Pan
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Some truly great comments have been made to which I can only add that skinny margins, skinny wages, skinny employment and fat bonuses are not going to be America's way out of the woods.

Over investment produces malinvestment which in turn requires painful write-offs and adjustments from the top down.

I am afraid this is the beginning of another painful period in America.

The only question is, on what excuse will Walmart executives close the next round of stores? Because the fact remains that more stores will close.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:50 | 5997245 Charming Anarchist
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The next round of closures could be due to "electrical" issues. 

When that excuse is done they can always pull the "radon gas" scam. 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 00:45 | 5997711 Joe Sixpack
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How about "chemtrails"

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:03 | 5996584 Wahooo
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Out of clogs and leeks, time to shut the doors.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:09 | 5996598 Hannibal
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This shit has nothing to do with "plumbing" or min. wages. Its much bigger, folks gonna have to connect the dots on their own and think critically.!

I would stock up and hunker down under the radar.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:11 | 5996612 falconflight
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I'm sorry, we've had a bumper crop of chemtrails here in the Smoky Mountains, so can you connect the dots for me?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:30 | 5996905 pipes
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Look at the map showing the locations.

Now look at a map of Jade Helm 15 excersize.

Get the picture?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:07 | 5997147 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Nice try but Oklahoma is NOT a jade helm 15 state!

 

Tuco

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:14 | 5996624 Bighorn_100b
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Very surprised that not one Walmart employee reads ZH to give the real reason why. Are they all mushrooms?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:31 | 5996693 serotonindumptruck
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Walmart employees who read ZH?

Did you forget your /sarc tag?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:43 | 5996737 Bighorn_100b
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ZH should be required reading in high school and college. Oh wait! LOL!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:14 | 5996625 wally_12
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Wal-Mart has the same marketing strategy that failed Farmer Jack's and other has been retailers have followed. Popular products are sold out and Wal-Mart hopes you will buy the higher profit products that sit on the shelf. We mark the calander dates that Wal-Mart restocks and but enough to last a month. Empty shelves again the next day.  Looks like a good short candidate.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:19 | 5996645 falconflight
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I know what it is....these stores have been sabotaged by SEUI workers...yes, they are causing repeated toilet overflows.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:21 | 5996651 tahoebumsmith
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Elizabeth: Good night, John Boy.
John-Boy: Good night, Elizabeth. Good night, Daddy.
John: Good night, Son. Good night, Mary Ellen.
Mary Ellen: Good night, Daddy. Good night, Mama.
Olivia: Good night, Mary Ellen. Good night, Jim Bob.
Jim Bob: Good night, Mama. Good night, Erin.
Erin: Good night, Jim Bob. Good night, Ben.
Ben: Good night, Erin. Good night, everybody.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:26 | 5996678 Dickweed Wang
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Simple solution for Walmart's plugged up plumbing issues . . . stop all of the (WhaleMart) shoppers from dropping huge loaves in the restrooms.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:38 | 5996721 falconflight
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Maybe if WMT would stop stocking the toilets with TP, it would take care of the customers and employees abusing toilet breaks.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:30 | 5996687 Bumbu Sauce
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Are they shuttering stores where they do not benefit from TIF's? 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:44 | 5996745 rg
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They're switching the feed from water to Zyklon B

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:49 | 5996761 optimator
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That stuff won't disinfect what their average shopper is carrying around with them.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:25 | 6004899 rg
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... and reopening as Obamacare HealthCenters

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:46 | 5996748 Joe Sixpack
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The one shut down "near Los Angeles" is in Pico Rivera. Not exactly prime real estate any more. Check out the Google Images for "Pico Rivera":

https://www.google.com/search?q=pico+rivera&biw=1366&bih=670&tbm=isch&so...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:56 | 5996789 falconflight
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Thx, I found a pic and a link for a WalMart in Pico Rivera.  There seems to be a picket line in front of the store and an attached DemProg story about third worlders demanding this and that.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/06/11/walmart_could_beat_payday...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:10 | 5996990 Joe Sixpack
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Yep. Strikes in 2012 and Nov. 2014 ("Workers say they want changes...", video: well they got their change!)

 

2014

http://ktla.com/2014/11/13/at-pico-rivera-wal-mart-workers-critics-prote...

 

2012

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/04/walmart-strike-la-workers-walk-...

Walmart Strike: Dozens Of LA Workers Walk Off The Job In First-Ever Strike Against Retailer

 

"For the first time in Walmart's 50-year history, workers at multiple stores have gone on strike, even though their jobs are not protected by a labor union."

 

I wonder which "multiple stores"? Maybe the ones with sudden current "plumbing" problems?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:37 | 5997024 Joe Sixpack
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/23/walmart-strike-black-friday_n_2...

 

Lancaster TX (close to Dallas, suburbs); Midland TX (quite a ways out); Paramount, CA (not too far from Pico Rivera). Boynton Beach Fl on the other side of the state.

 

Then again:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/09/walmart-strike-dallas-arkansas-...

Walmart workers walked off the job in Dallas, Seattle, the San Francisco Bay area, Miami, the Washington, D.C., area, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Chicago and Orlando,

 

Oklahoma?

"According to the group Making Change at Walmart, “a thousand store protests are planned in Chicago, Dallas, Miami, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Milwaukee, Los Angeles, Minnesota, and Washington, D.C.” "

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/11/19/1213411/walmart-black-friday...

 

Nothing on Brandon, Fl.

 

Who knows?

So far they are set to hit Walmart stores in Illinois, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Washington DC. - See more at: http://hiphopenquirer.com/walmart-workers-call-for-a-strike-days-before-... So far they are set to hit Walmart stores in Illinois, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Washington DC. - See more at: http://hiphopenquirer.com/walmart-workers-call-for-a-strike-days-before-...

 

 

So far they are set to hit Walmart stores in Illinois, Texas, Louisiana, Florida, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Washington DC. - See more at: http://hiphopenquirer.com/walmart-workers-call-for-a-strike-days-before-...

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:40 | 5997064 Joe Sixpack
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"Pico Rivera Walmart workers (that's the California Walmart that closed suddenly due to "plumbing issues") has been one of the [m]ore active OUR Walmart stores in the country. It is also the site of the first Walmart strikes, back in 2012.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/04/15/1377968/-5-Walmarts-close-for-p...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:50 | 5997073 Joe Sixpack
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"No WALMAT protest in Brandon,FL"

Published on May 7, 2013

The say no to walmart group is protesting the construction of a Super Wal-mart and an apartment complex.

https://youtu.be/QfwVWV_lAZA

 

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Man tackles legally armed Walmart customer believing he was a criminal

 

Man tackles legally armed Walmart customer believing he was a criminal (VIDEO) 1/21/15

A man was arrested and charged with battery after he tackled a customer in a Brandon, Florida, Walmart Tuesday morning over what was later learned to be a legally carried handgun.

http://www.guns.com/2015/01/21/man-tackles-legally-armed-walmart-custome...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:05 | 5997101 Joe Sixpack
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Why Tulsa?

 

At least 8 Americans have jacked off at Walmart since 2013

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/243149/at-least-8-americans-have-jacked-...

2/8 in Tulsa (25% of all Walmart jack-offs prefer Tulsa)

 

Plus,

Police: Man Flashed Child In Toy Section Of Tulsa Walmart

http://www.newson6.com/story/28240479/tulsa-police-man-flashed-child-in-...

 

Perverted and violent, too:

 

First-degree murder charges were filed against two men Thursday in connection with a fatal shooting at a Tulsa Walmart store.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/crimewatch/two-men-charged-with-murder-in...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:29 | 5997162 Joe Sixpack
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Tyler TX? Just too many danged Walmarts?

Fourth Walmart Supercenter in the works

"Although Tyler already has three Walmart Supercenters, as well as a recently opened Walmart Neighborhood Market, Ms. Hatfield said there is enough demand at the existing stores to build another one."

Published on Sunday, 20 April 2014

http://www.tylerpaper.com/TP-Business/198497/fourth-walmart-supercenter-...

 

Midland TX? nothing so far.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 02:20 | 5997843 RevIdahoSpud3
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Nothing that I saw looked too much different from anywhere else? I didn't see any whites so from that aspect it seems like a nicer part of Mexico?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:50 | 5996767 tahoebumsmith
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I boycotted the Walton's for selling their souls to Wall ST. and the Chinese along time ago.. Haven't stepped foot into a Walmart since like 2004?

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:10 | 5996861 falconflight
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I don't know of a single large retailer who doesn't rely mostly on chinese vendors.  Having said that, we are pushing hard to give our retail business to other than the Oligarchs.  It ain't easy.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 01:16 | 5997764 Ward no. 6
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right, most retailers do use china

I try to buy stuff from germany, france , Italy and Uk

and support local business ppl here that make things...

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:56 | 5996793 DipshitMiddleCl...
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I think the underlying theme here is that they know the gov't cheese EBT is coming to an end and they are preparing for it ahead of time.

 

Everyone is tapped out. Those who have cash are hoarding it because they know the employment grim reaper is coming to tap them on the shoulder.

 

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:58 | 5996806 CHC
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It would be interesting to know if anyone has seen Walmart trucks taking stock from these stores - empyting them out.  I think it's due to lagging sales plus extremely high pilferage and this is Walmarts way of down playing the closing of some of their stores.  These stores won't be reopened.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:59 | 5996810 falconflight
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http://www.statisticbrain.com/wal-mart-company-statistics/

Wal-Mart Statistics Data Total amount of money spent at Wal-Mart every hour of every day $36,000,000 Total amount of profit Wal-Mart makes every minute $34,880 Total number of employees 2,000,000 Total number of stores 4,253 Percentage of Americans that live within 15 minutes of Wal-Mart 90% Total sales annually $405 Billion Total number of Wal-Mart Brands 27 Average amount of square feet per Wal-Mart Supercenter 197,000 square feet Amount per every U.S. dollar spent at Wal-Mart 8 cents Total number of customers per week 100,000,000 World Rank by economy if Wal-Mart were a country 19th Percent of Wal-Mart cashiers that are women 72% Percent of purchases made by families making less than $40,000 annually 42% Percent of Wal-Mart suppliers located in China

80%

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 01:25 | 5997775 dreadnaught
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China built Mall-Wart their own city and harbour over there-

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 02:37 | 5997864 Nikola
Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:06 | 5996842 Buster Cherry
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I can remember years ago the Walmart in Homer, Louisiana had to shut down because the employees were stealing so much it couldn't make money.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:17 | 5996881 Buster Cherry
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If I had 5 hours notice before I got shitcanned from a job, I'd be filling my car trunk with my severence package.

 

Something I wished I'd done at a job I had where some of us were lied to and dumped.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:23 | 5996890 gregga777
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I think that's the only cost-cutting option left for many stores.

The North-Central Florida Wal-Mart store in Lake City, has over the past 3-4 years seen these sequence of events:

• All greeter positions were gradually eliminated;
• All employees who used to log-in retrain items at the Entrance doors were eliminated. Now one goes directly to Customer Service to return or exchange merchandise, where at times clerks subtly make accusations of theft;
• the above (2) concurrent with drastic reduction in employees working throughout the store especially in the evenings;
• iI have waited 10-15 minutes for a manager during the late-evenings, after 9:00 PM to say, open locked merchandise display:
• chronically partially or completely out of stock on a wide range of items;
• though out of stock on regular items, the aisles filled so full of display boxes, for special sales on junk items (e.g., Goose Oligarchy t-shirts), shopping carts cannot go through aisles;
• display shelves of limited quantity stocks of popular items at steep discounts at times seem to go 1-2 weeks before limited re-stocking;
• many shelves are emptied within hours after nightly restocking (after work and in evenings extent of sold-out products are very noticeable;
• drastic cutbacks in numbers of checkout lines open;
• poorly designed automatic checkouts, not suitable for more than ~dozen items and constantly requiring intervention of 1 checker tending 8 automatic checkouts, must be used after 10:00 PM;

Yeah, so there you have it. Common sense would indicate that when shipments of goods to restock the shelves falls below some minimum level it makes more sense to shutter the entire store to deal with "plumbing problems".

I'm surprised that the Lake City store is still open.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:23 | 5996891 gregga777
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I think that's the only cost-cutting option left for many stores.

The North-Central Florida Wal-Mart store in Lake City, has over the past 3-4 years seen these sequence of events:

• All greeter positions were gradually eliminated;
• All employees who used to log-in retrain items at the Entrance doors were eliminated. Now one goes directly to Customer Service to return or exchange merchandise, where at times clerks subtly make accusations of theft;
• the above (2) concurrent with drastic reduction in employees working throughout the store especially in the evenings;
• iI have waited 10-15 minutes for a manager during the late-evenings, after 9:00 PM to say, open locked merchandise display:
• chronically partially or completely out of stock on a wide range of items;
• though out of stock on regular items, the aisles filled so full of display boxes, for special sales on junk items (e.g., Goose Oligarchy t-shirts), shopping carts cannot go through aisles;
• display shelves of limited quantity stocks of popular items at steep discounts at times seem to go 1-2 weeks before limited re-stocking;
• many shelves are emptied within hours after nightly restocking (after work and in evenings extent of sold-out products are very noticeable;
• drastic cutbacks in numbers of checkout lines open;
• poorly designed automatic checkouts, not suitable for more than ~dozen items and constantly requiring intervention of 1 checker tending 8 automatic checkouts, must be used after 10:00 PM;

Yeah, so there you have it. Common sense would indicate that when shipments of goods to restock the shelves falls below some minimum level it makes more sense to shutter the entire store to deal with "plumbing problems".

I'm surprised that the Lake City store is still open.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:58 | 5996971 Thirtyseven
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You went to Wal-Mart enough times to be able to document all that and to have that many interactions with the store and it's employees?  I think I've identified part of the problem.

I value your contribution here, but dood, ya gotta do your part to starve the beast.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:07 | 5997293 Freddie
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.."waiting for the manager for locked display case..."

Sounds like our ZH friend may only go in there to buy ammo.  

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 23:58 | 5997616 Kprime
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razors, $30 per cartridge.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:35 | 5997204 falconflight
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I agree with most of your observations.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:34 | 5996904 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Bear Stearns, Lehman Bros., AIG, Fannie, Freddie, Sallie, Burger King, Tim Hortons, McDonalds Corp., Future Shop, Target, Zellers, Walmart, et cetera. Seems to me that this is financial restructuring under the guise of maintanence so that the insurance company gets to kick in on the lost revenue top up due to lost productivity problems associated with 'plumbing', eh.

 

NOTE: I predicted that the Walmart BIG box Ponzi would implode six months ago when Burger Serf purchased Hortons to cook their collective balance sheets. If Burger Serf had not amalgamated with Hortons they would have had to file for Chapter 11 last year.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:35 | 5996912 Thirtyseven
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How close are these locations to other Wal-Marts.  There are 2 in my neighboring towns and another will be finished in my own town probably in the next six months, this being on the border and perhaps 3 miles from an already existing Wal-Mart. 

How much has been built over the years such that WMT is canabalizing sales from itself?  Would be interesting to know how close the nearest store is to these locations being closed.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:39 | 5996924 Bumbu Sauce
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Where I live Wal-Mart builds where they get the best TIF.  The TIF usually sunsets after 10-15 years, then the store moves to the next municipality where they have procured another TIF.  It is all about tax avoidance.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 19:42 | 5996934 combatsnoopy
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Hillary Clinton who passed TARP and was in favor of QE (that kills the purchasing power of wage earners) was also at one time on the Board of Directors of Walmart.

The CEO's make WAY too much (esp compared to their workers- the Board of Directors decide that). 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:11 | 5997000 flacorps
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The Wal-Mart parasite has proven inimical to the host. Americans now have a duty to shop elsewhere.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:23 | 5997026 One Eyed Jack
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Victim of the shitty economy, these are the marginal or failing stores. Empires are like cakes most easily diminished at its edges, failing economy, failing business model, failing store.

Eventually I think that this will eventually turn into a panic by summer as whole sectors of jobs continue to disappear. That panic will also be the cause of the next crash.

In thinking about all of the craziness that is going on that everyone is freaking out about Iran, Cuba Etc. I think that this doesn't have anything to do with legacy building or wanting peace etc. It is the demand of the oligarchs that pull the strings to open new markets in order to forestall the enevitble crash just like illegal immigration certainly about creating a permanent underclass but also about creating consumers. Literally pulling out all of the stops. Just my opinion.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 00:20 | 5997656 Rock On Roger
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"Qu'ils mangent de la brioche."

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:23 | 5997027 me or you
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Forget about "Conspiracy Theory" the reason is that US economy is heading straight down to the abyss. There is no money to buy cheap stuff anymore.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:32 | 5997042 bilbert
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Occam's Razor, methinks.............

 

WMT is a super-savvy retailer, and prolly knows the market better than anyone posting here.

 

I don't see any crazy-ass Jade Helm plotline here - I see a retailer who KNOWS the economy ain't getting better, and is positioning itself for an honest-to-goodness economic downturn, using the "plumbing bit" to it's advantage in closing stores. 

 

 

 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:32 | 5997052 shovelhead
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Hmmm.

Maybe WalMart is discovering that putting Mega-stores within a mile or two of each other was not the most efficient use of capital for long term success.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 20:54 | 5997098 robertocarlos
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One of our McD's burned down today. It was a newer store but too close to another McD's.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 23:32 | 5997548 Shumbies
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@robertocarlos

That's otherwise known as a "Stock Take"

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:15 | 5997165 ArgentDawn
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Ooh new black site prisons!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:18 | 5997178 tarabel
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It would be interesting to view a list of stores with the highest shoplifting percentages nationwide.

Or did we just do that?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:19 | 5997180 koan
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Plumbing issues aren't that far fetched when you consider the girth of the average Malwart customer.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:28 | 5997187 mijev
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I assume that "plumbing issues" is a euphemism for the economy's down the toilet.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:28 | 5997340 dexter_morgan
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Its a shitrope Julian.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:50 | 5997405 DLux
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Plant shit seeds, get shit weeds

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:50 | 5997220 Chuck Knoblauch
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A rolling Walmart blackout, also referred to as rotational crap shedding or shit rotation, is an intentionally engineered shutdown where crap delivery is stopped for non-overlapping periods of time over different parts of the distribution region. Rolling blackouts are a last-resort measure. 

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:26 | 5997331 dexter_morgan
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Never cry shitwolf!

J.L.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:48 | 5997399 DLux
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This old Shitfisher took his bagpipes down to the river and he played his pipes in hopes that the shitfish would rise up out of the water. But not one shitfish rose, Julian. So he took a shitnet and threw it in the river and, lo, soon he drew it forth filled with shitfish. Then he took his bagpipes and then he played them again and all the shitfish jumped up in the shitnet. 'Oh, you dance now when I play, said the Shitfisher. And then the little old shitfish spoke up in the end and he said, when your in a man's power, you must do as he bids you. Shitnets, Julian, and Shitpower.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 23:48 | 5997596 Manipuflation
Thu, 04/16/2015 - 00:07 | 5997639 Rock On Roger
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Aye

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 00:28 | 5997680 Monetas
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Chinaman will eat shitwich (shit sandwich) if sailor pay five dollar !

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:51 | 5997251 Divine Wind
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I would be interested in seeing the demographic makeup of the municipalities where these stores are closing.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:41 | 5997377 flacorps
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Look up Valrico and contrast it with neighboring Brandon.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:55 | 5997260 Jack's Raging B...
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Due to my profession, I am close those this. I know from a trusted primary source, that most of these are severe structural issues discovered during renovations. Condemnable issues.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:39 | 5997370 flacorps
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I know of a vertical mall in Kendall that needed massive girders belatedly added to the stores' facades to meet windstorm code.

 

Having seen the Valrico store, it was entirely unremarkable. A generic big box with a steel roof in a snowless region is hard to fuck up. And it has stood for more than a decade. This just doesn't add up, especially when Wal Mart has very  recently added Avila and Wesley Chapel locations ... which are well-separated from suitcase city and New Tampa respectively.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 01:19 | 5997771 dreadnaught
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you mean like closing a building by court order?

or by frowning upon and shunning wall mart?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:58 | 5997268 macambaman
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Full of shit!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:00 | 5997275 homiegot
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Maybe that's really the probem?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 21:59 | 5997272 homiegot
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Of course, the bad plumbing ruse.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 03:45 | 5997904 lakecity55
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"WallyWorld shuts ten stores due to electrical issues."

"Five Wal-Marts to Close due to Parking Problems."

"Defective Pallet Jacks cause 10 Wal-Marts to Close."

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:28 | 5997341 the great rift
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 01:18 | 5997765 dreadnaught
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head to one of the 5-6 just closed Wall-Marts shown above-tell them youre a "plumber"  youll make way better money!

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:31 | 5997353 Lyman54
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You don't need a permit to service existing plumbing, at least not in the free world.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:36 | 5997363 Smuckers
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Shame, I believe Walmart have owned the Top 20 spots at ratemypoo.com for years.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 22:39 | 5997367 razorthin
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What says you, Ben Yellen?  You own all of this and much much more.

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 23:14 | 5997491 BiPolarFrenchman
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The economic parasite killed some host towns and is moving on...

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 23:17 | 5997505 Cthonic
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Pico Rivera.  Hispanic gang wars.

http://homicide.latimes.com/neighborhood/pico-rivera

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 23:30 | 5997545 Shumbies
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I'm calling "BULLSHIT", which is probably what's clogging not only the plumbing, but any meagre sense anyone has left.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 01:10 | 5997605 J Mahoney
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The excuse about the bad weather is getting replaced with "bad plumbing"?  What's next? Burned out lightbulbs?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 00:06 | 5997635 MSorciere
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Margin, margin, margin!

 

Because the Walton family ain't rich enough yet...

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 00:21 | 5997657 Monetas
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Plumbing issues .... the bottom is falling out of the market ! I write code !

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 02:35 | 5997861 Victory_Garden
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***Tyler.:1314 mandate-you are to report to the Chair and explain WHY you deleted and censored so much from this story, forthwith!

Was it to hide this.:

http://govtslaves.info/national-guard-riot-drill-features-angry-right-wi...

OK, here's is a new twist.: some sheriffs are not going for the bankster UN takeover of the usa using al-CIA-DUH aka isis, or what ever the name of the day is for Americas trained private army of satanist evil murderers. Yeppers, the babylonians have been giving them passports and shipping them over the border for a few years now. They have been planting cells all over the country blending in like the jade helm farkers are and all paid for by American tax dollars It is now being reported that supposedly isis has a training base over the border from New Mexico and Texas and for some time has been training the the revil isis ebel army there to come to the usa andl start the fighting and crazy stuff to instigate martial law. Then, the murderous puppet babylonians will go crazy on the innocent peoples, and then as planed, the people will go crazy.

Here comes the UN forces as planed by kissassenger and co. Farking evil things. It is horrible to see the once proud nation robbed and stripped and then taxed to the max to pay for the very weapons, ammunition, and training that will be aimed right back at them after the planned crash of the dollar. Holy Lord people, you have been repeatedly told what the harking hell is going on for years and yet as a panzi arsed stupefied and ignorant nation, you still sit there on your arse and do nothing to stop this ziosatainnc insanity that will eventually kill every living soul on the planet. HEY YOU SATANICZIO ROTHSCHILD TRASH BUCKETS, THAT MEANS YOU TOO!

So, this is how it ends? Or, is it a new beginning. Kinda like a circle, or cycle, eh?

Freaking babylonians and you Tyler, report now as to why you are stealing comments and censoring here on ZH. Is this the new boss? Steals information and digits on truth speakers, and now also censor this truth?

WTF, OVER??

And how say the crew? Who else is troubled by yet another blatant snatching of truth without some kind of explanation?

Are the babylonians afraid of the truth about american troops training to go to war against their own people as planed by the banksters who own them all?

http://govtslaves.info/national-guard-riot-drill-features-angry-right-wi...

And hers some hot sauce for that tamale senor.:

http://govtslaves.info/colorado-backs-out-of-jade-helm-15-exercise/

These arseholes are going to use their mccain paid for mercenary murderers to come to the usa to instigate trouble to be blamed on just about every real American that believes in the foundations of America. All as planed, of course.

IT SUCKS!

Darn those evil babylonians. Everybody knows that another false flag event can be expected any time and sure enough, it will be those arseholeisis al-CIA-Duh flunkies doing the dirty work to start the war for America. All bought and paid for by the local banksters that want to kill you all hiding behind many masks and smiles.

May God bless and hold close those who serve well and uphold real truth, justice, and the American way that has turned into the greatest shit show on earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h27HRNm_r4U

 

Extra Credit.:

 

Clear!

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 03:42 | 5997900 lakecity55
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You train where you are going to fight.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 08:44 | 5998240 websitefound
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I swear to god some of you conspiracy nut jobs actually get dissappointed when the sky doesnt fall.

 

This could be the U.S military using stores as training camps for a urban assault Fema Camp massacre using chem-trails, haarp and whatever other crap you preppers believe in.  

Or

Maybe Walmart are just fucked and closing some stores that are burning through cash due to the inter-web thingy and death of the middle class.

 

BTW Pretty sure they would need a few more Wal-Marts than 5 to run your Fema Camps, and if they are using them for training maybe, just maybe they could have built replica stores and attracted a lot less attention!

Dude shut off the internet, ban yourself from You-tube and go get fucking laid or smoke a cigarrette.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 03:32 | 5997896 Captain Chlamydia
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This should get me some plusses. 

 

Plumbing. ......

 

https://youtu.be/FiG7z1lrs70

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 04:14 | 5997923 q99x2
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Maybe Satan is sucking them down where they belong.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 05:23 | 5997959 ghengiskhan
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Gone

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 05:17 | 5997981 henry chucho
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"Small trapdoors were discovered in the toilet stalls of 5 Walmart stores,after an employee observed a stream of Mexican Nationals exiting the bathroom,after the store was closed.Upon further investigation,it looks as though the tunnel streches over 500 miles,to Juarez.Mexico.."

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 09:11 | 5998313 cherokeepilot
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Now that there funny!!

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 05:51 | 5997996 flacorps
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Perhaps these are the stores where Bentonville spends the most on clogged plumbing. But headcount is down by 2,000. Employees and suppliers and local govetnments are terrorized. Who would buck a boss who might just make a snap decision to shutter the store?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 06:35 | 5998021 fiftybagger
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If you are gonna steal a story Tyler, the least you could do is provide a link back:

 

Breaking: Walmart Mysteriously Shutters 5 Stores For 6 Months For “Plumbing Problems”. Jade Helm?

 

April 14th, 2015 | Tags: , | Category: Uncategorized

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 07:57 | 5998125 gwar5
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Sorry boys, I love Wal-Mart. They save the average family $3000 per year. When is the last time the government did that for you?  Maybe the government should stop deficit spending and lower the rate of real inflation (5-8%) so that a $10 FRN actually buys something instead of blaming private wages for public servant caused disasters.

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 07:59 | 5998129 overmedicatedun...
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gwar, saved 3000 bucks shopping at wallmart..you sell out too cheap.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 08:35 | 5998209 gwar5
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That's an extra $3000 per year for everybody -- multiply that by 100 million families in the USA and that's $300 Billion per year. That's a lot for families and for the economy. That's an extra $250 per month for food and rent, every single month.

 

The public servants, aka politicians, are the ones who sold you out. That's what they're paid to do. Don't point fingers anywhere else. They spend money they don't have by diluting the value of existing wages and that's why your wages do not go far enough.

Mandating minimum wages is flawed thinking and it has been shown many many times that it does not work. If it did, $100K salaries for everybody would have been declared long ago.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 09:29 | 5998382 rex-lacrymarum
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Just wanted to let you know that I support your comments 100%.  Many big businesses are in bed with government, but people tend to forget that "big" is not automatically "evil". In fact, without large scale enterprises the economies of scale that have raised living standards since the Industrial Revolution wouldn't be possible. That said, one must still stand fast against corporatism (crony socialism, often wrongly dubbed crony "capitalism"). 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 09:41 | 5998412 fel.temp.reparatio
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"They save the average family $3000 per year."

...unless the bread winner is a Wal-Mart employee, in which case the gov't subsidizes ($3000 worth?) a living wage.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 08:37 | 5998221 websitefound
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Shop smart - Shop S-Mart YOU GOT THAT?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 08:41 | 5998231 flacorps
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Let's logically pick apart Wal-Mart's claim that plumbing clogs justify closing some stores for six months. With stores as profitable as theirs, almost any expense would be justified to keep them open. NASA-grade toilets could be retrofitted without closing down. Ergo the closings have a sub-rosa rationale. Ergo Wal-Mart is again displaying poor corporate citizenship and, well lying.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 09:33 | 5998402 flacorps
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I spent a few bucks in Wal-Mart in March because the raise they announced in February gave me hope. They're back in time out for me.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 09:33 | 5998403 flacorps
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I spent a few bucks in Wal-Mart in March because the raise they announced in February gave me hope. They're back in time out for me.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 09:54 | 5998473 mosesnra
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walmart gave 73,000 texas wallyworld workers 2 bucks an hour pay raise..........somebody has to pay for it. Its not like walmart has a central bank to print pay raises...........lol

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 10:29 | 5998625 short screwed
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I like their creativity. I wouldn't be surprised to see the big banks using a similar excuses when the next financial crisis hits. You know, something like " Bank of America to temporarily close all branches due to a nation wide rodent infestation. Bank officials said that customers will not. be able to make withdrawals for several weeks, however deposits will still be accepted."

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 10:43 | 5998678 Franktastic
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Just in, folks are reporting that the parking lots a filling with shipping containers and also other big box stores. Petsmart, targets,..

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:34 | 5999141 Jim Shoesesta
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It is this kind of ridiculous blogging, en mass, that makes this site so inane.  I live right near this Wal Mart.  My son works, or should I say worked part time there while going to USF.

The toilets have NEVER worked right, always backed up, and they often had to have portables in the lot. None of the sinks ever drained correctly, and in food prep areas it was a nightmare.

Whoever Wal Mart contracted with to design and build these places, well I don't know.  

It appears to me the entire foundation under the building will have to be excavated.  I wouldnt be surprised if the next announcement is tear it down and start over.

This is endemic in new construction these days, shoddy work done by people who don't care.   

And trurst me, I am sure it is not the only problem in this building,  from the commerical refridgeration right on up to the roof, you can't get a company to do anything right.

Oh, and by the way, short the market.  Buffoons.  

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:57 | 5999247 BDF_NYC
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Livingston, Midland and Tulsa closing! Out of work oil workers have no meney to buy anything, including cheap junk from China.

First signs of the coming deflationary depression?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 21:25 | 6001337 gdpetti
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Just in time for 'Jade Helm'?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 21:29 | 6001355 wcvarones
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Shitter's full!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:24 | 6003779 shadescale
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At least one of these stores had a Black Friday protest for higher wages: http://www.businessinsider.com/wal-mart-suddenly-closes-stores-2015-4

Not a coincidence.

 

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