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Dutch Central Banker Fired For Being A "Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" Prostitute
They say don't let money printing get to your head, but for one now former central banker it is far too late.
The identity of the former employee of the Dutch Central Bank in question is unknown, what is known is that the money authority of the Netherlands has fired a 46-year-old female employee who for 6 of her 8 years with the central bank made money on the side as a "dominatrix prostitute who described herself as a high-class nymphomaniac and earned €10,000 a week dressing up as a Nazi and whipping men."
While her real name remains unknown (although having worked previously for both ABN-AMRO and ING Bank it is only a matter of time before her ex-colleagues identify her) her "professional name" is public: Conchita van der Waal, as is her motto: “the kinkier the better”. Her role at the Dutch Central Bank is also unknown but according to the Irish Times she had a "supervisory" role.
The central banker prostitute (which according to some is grammatically redundant) also "offered to engage in sexual role play, according to the Dutch-language business magazine, Quote, which said one of the roles in which she was photographed online was that of an SS commandant."
And before anyone accuses this of being just another tabloid story, the central bank has indeed confirmed it received a tip-off about the employee’s double life, had investigated the circumstances, and that she had been fired at the end of last year because of “integrity issues”.
As the Irish Times also sarcastically points out, from a work point of view, there seems little doubt that Ms van der Waal contravened the central bank’s code of conduct, which forbids “indecent behavior” – and stipulates that no employee should act in a way which could harm the reputation of the bank or lead to negative publicity.
The bank said all candidates had to undergo strict screening when they applied for jobs. Of 5,469 prospective employees who had been screened since 2011, 614 had been rejected. The bank said those screening procedures were now being reviewed.
The good news for "Conchita" is that she does not face criminal charges: prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. However, sex workers are expected to register with their local chamber of commerce, have a VAT number, and pay income tax, none of which Ms van der Waal appears to have done – leaving herself open to possible legal action for back taxes, taxes which the local authority will be delighted to collect since she had set out her service charges on her website: starting at €450 an hour and including her rate for a “wonderful weekend."
Naturally, once the story was leaked by Dutch Quote, all of "Conchita's" pictures and the online ad vanished from the internet soon after her identity was exposed, but by then it was too late.
There is more bad news: she may also face difficulties because her “S&M studio” on the outskirts of Amsterdam appears to be in a building in which “immoral” behavior is specifically outlawed under the terms of the contract under which it was bought in 2012 – allegedly by Ms van der Waal’s husband.
Below is a screengrab of her proposal posted on her now defunct website:
In retrospect few will be surprised by any of the above: after all for the past 8 years, central bankers have been fornicating with the general population on a far more massive scale than what Conchita did, and they didn't even have to paid for it: they just printed the money.
In fact, some may say this particular central banking hooker acted with far more integrity than all of her colleagues: at least every sexual activity was consensual, not the forced and involuntary variety that her business suit-dressed peers perform on the broader population every single day.
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I'd do her doggystyle [with a fishhook], for the first 20 minutes... It would get kinkier after that...
Fully qualified for managing relations with world leaders.... but I suspect she is not Obama's type, LOL>
GIRLS ON FILM ~ Duran Duran
Sieg Heilga!
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Die-versity, Bitches;)
Your mind is being gang raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68V1-2OGeYw
Fired for being like Hillary Clinton?
The Matrix is getting more bizarre by the day. I wonder if colleagues ever described her as "whip-smart" and "always ready to get down to business."
Funny thing is, her hobby as a Nazi cross-dressing, nymphomaniac, dominatrix prostitute is an infinitely more honest and moral line of work than her job as a central banker.
Conchita Wurst?
This quote from the Daily Mail.. Oxymoron of the Century?
“Prostitution in Holland is legal although workers at the Dutch central bank are not allowed to engage in any activities which could bring the institution into disrepute, such as ‘indecent behaviour’.”
“Activities which could bring the institution into disrepute”
How about banking’s entire business model.
The whole wage disparity thang is sooo, unfair to vagina persons.
Say what?
Real life is absolutely destroying The Onion's business model.
I'm not sure which part of the story I find more unsettling: The part which shows there actually exists a market for what she offered, or the part which implies she was deemed to be attractive to some (apparently desperate) middle-aged and single men in the Netherlands.
well why in the hell does anyone think she got hired at the bank in the first place??? The bank execs were probably her customers before they were her boss.
I earn €10,000 a week! Using this secret I learned on the internet, and you can too! Proven system, rapid advancement, work your own hours, your customers come to/on you! Just click on this easy link! I'll show you how!
I'm not too sure I want to know how you lay out a cheek cut and how long you make your overhang.
I dunno what the problem is here...
I mean.. It's fucking AMSTERDAM!
Hey don't get that way and screw the we!
€10,000 a week? sign me up!
That would explain Yellen and Bernanke. Ick.
You too can work at one of the most prestigious and powerful institutions in the world.
All you gotta do is suck cock and take it up the ass from total strangers.
Tells us everything we need to know about these people. ANYTHING for a buck.
( Let's those of us that consistently refer to them as whores, cocksuckers, assholes, pigs, and other such unsavory terminology know we're pretty much ahead of the curve even if the PC crowd think our terminology is irreverent and unseemly. )
P.S. I AM going to win my bet eventually.
Lagarde is an Ass Queen.
I called it. You know who you are -and You know you ARE gonna pay me.
The truth always comes out in the END.
D.S.K., Bunga, Clinton, etc....
These people do really literally have to grin and eat shit and love it to get into the club.
bankers give hitlarian dominatrixes a bad name.
Fucking reptilian paedophiles, ass munchers, coke fiends, dominators and trolls, abusers and self abusers the lot...
IF you can't breath through a dick, take a horse up the hatch, or live off of feces and drugs for weeks: you just don't get in...
No Mom, not again!
At least she is honest about being a whore... More than you can say about the numpties in Brussels...
she's done nothin wrong...
but them destroying every standard (eh for lack of better word) we knew, and thought:
politically, economically, socially, culturally, relic-ally (?), psychopathetically (hummm!), and you-name-them...
two polarity-path splitting into multi-polarity-paths !?
'come' is misspelled
She worked her way from the Bottom up ... rumor has it.
Well the lady was actually useful at something with her job on the side.
She should be rewarded not blamed. The other employees actually do nothing useful, or fun of something of value.
She is the only entrepreneur and only lady who learnt how to make money without being supported by the central planners.
The other guys should be ashamed. This lady should be promoted.
Indeed. In a sane world, the headline would read "Dominatrix sacked from prostitution job after discovery she worked for CB"
I would choose the ethics and trustworthiness of a crimson illuminated Amsterdam working window girl over that of anyone in the State whore banking system except if she, he, he-she, she-he, it or whatever is both.
heh, heh.., there are certain places in the world,
that you will never forget;)
I still think the Dutch bankers are quite a bit higher level then the Brits:
British 'banker' arrested over Hong Kong 'prostitute' murder
A British man thought to work for a top bank has been arrested after the decomposing bodies of two people were found in a smart apartment block in Hong Konghttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/hongkong/11203291/British...
Most probably she was working there in that capacity and her role was to serve the "officials" from the FED/Cabal on their trips to the overseas colonies -- until something went wrong. Who knows what sick requests those degenerate "elites" have. Anyway, the episode is just a juicy distraction from the underlying reality (" Specific details, Eddie. Specific details" -- Jeff Bridges/Ted Cole in The Door in the Floor")
Those "central bankers" are functions operating within a colonial system, and absolutely nothing depends on them --a bus driver has to follow the route or he'll be fired.
Every "central bank" on this planet is simply a branch of FED and does not obey to the local government/serves the nation's interest. The "Central Bank network" is a part of a global, multi-level vassal system: e.g. Canada and UK are Tier 1 vassals, Western Gayrope countries are Tier 2, etc., but they all pay a colonial tax to the Metropolis by "buying" US debt instruments -- and it doesn't really matter who presses the send button on their terminal at a local CB.
PS
BTW, Basel requirements differ from country to country for the same reason, in essense, they set a limit of how much local banks can invest in the local economy. FATCA is even worse, though almost every bitch on this planet is complying with it, the real reason behind FATCA is for the Cabal to get access to every local banking system on this planet (e.g. to predict beginning of an attack on the US financial system like dupming treasuries etc, so it's similar to what James Rickards refers to as "Project Prophecy").
Eiriik
What? Not left long enough in the oven for your taste? Not all of us like our food burnt like you apparently do.
LOTTA LULZ
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2015/04/top-dutch-banker-fired-dominatri...
This guy had to be the Life of the Party at those CB meetings.
SM Meesters Conchita van der Waal en Klant
https://youtu.be/M8kMZY_lVZo
from PIRP to NIRP: Then, a night for a large deposit. Now, some action for a big loan.
I bet the bitch sues for enough money to retire on. Discrimination....
to be honest, i am having a hard time seeing what is wrong with this. i mean compared to alot of these politicos... atleast she wasnt diddling little kids.
what exactly do you think she wouldn't do, whether for the money or the fun of it
Central bankers earning a living by fucking and torturing people...
Wow! Who'd a thunk?
Everything was OK except the part about Nazi Cosplay. That is a Cardinal sin in the Netherlands.
Yeah and why hasn't LaGarde been fired?
This is not fair that she was fired. She is the victim here, the johns are the oppresors. The Netherlands need to catch up to the Sweedish FemNazi prosecutorial state.
Christine Lagarde must have found out she had some real competition in the sado-masochistic, cross dressing, domanitrix department
Only Christine Lagarde won't sell for the Dominatrix role. Instead she must pay her clients to be allowed to provide such fun services. lol
'Conchita' Yellen: "Hello, sailor... Need a date?"
Your point is ? ahhh yes, If we could just arrange for her to be the next Head of the NY Fed...then there might be a path to the top.
BTW her day office probably got as much action as her night office.
I'd love to see her daily calendar.
I bet there was so much coming and going her secretary was probably involved as well...and maybe everyone in her building.
There has to be a movie script in there somewhere.
When I saw "nazi", "banker" and "dominatrix" I thought of Christine Lagarde. But she's really more orange than blond. I'm sure Frau Merkel has a hell of an SS B&D getup in her closet as well. [shudders]
Gotta be some mistake here. Central bankers screw people every day and in just about every way. She should be promoted, not fired, for screwing people in even more creative ways than her banking colleagues.
She shaves her pubes into the Waffen SS logo.
Except for the Nazi part, "Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" doesn't sound so bad, esp if you're from Kalifornia or the Big Apple's Greenwich Village.
Why is having a second job as a dominatrix grounds for dismissal?
Oh, I see, "harm the reputation of the bank." Lol.
Did her john, pimp, agency know she was a central banker? Think of the poor clients. They thought they were just laying down with a whore. What if their wives, their employers find out they've been with....with....a...central banker? How many lives have been ruined?
Police should track down and find these men so that their dicks can be wire brushed with industrial bleach and aluminum powder. Not to mention so that they can warn their family, their kids that dad was with a CB. I suppose many will pull their younger children from school then have them be abused by their peers. If not too late. I wouldn't doubt their will be shitgumed bodies pulled out of the canals the next two weeks. Not to mention day time tv with the " My husband was a Central Banker whoremonger".
"The adjoining happy snap appeared in newspapers overseas (this was in China) of prince Harry with a young lady dressed as Hitler has not received the public attention that some feel it deserves." (5 August 2013)
https://antioligarch.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/harry-nazi-lady.jpg?w=869
You do know that for a costume party in 2005 he dressed up as one of Rommel's desert troups in khaki and a red swastica armband. He was made to publically apologize to the offended. I have grave doubts as to the sympathies of the British royals and young Harry in particular.
Fascinating. Run a search for "Nazi Roots of the House of Windsor."
House of Windsor or rather
House of Saxe-Coburg and GothaNo, its Bataillon Azov.
Some thoughts really should be left, well, unthought.
Yellens "professional name" is: Conchita van Toadface Why do we get all the ugly bitchez.?
Little Hitler stands at attention! Lol!
She is taking advantage of the Van der Waals force! I don't know if that is cheating or not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_der_Waals_force
I'm sure she has a full understanding of sticky stuff.
With all her 'connections' she must be twice as busy now and in the six annual figures now.
More time to work the street.
It would be great if she got involved in politrix.
Can anyone pass her Phone number to Me ?
Here's someone that prefers human porn to missile porn. You're the odd man out around here :-)
I just don't understand, she has all the qualifications to be the perfect central banker, but maybe her whip wasn't big enough.....
QE, Dutch style
Dutch OVEN
"... but I suspect she is not Obama's type,"
There's a strapp for that...
I don't care who you are that is damn funny.
She doesn't have an asshole?
If Obama wanted some pussy he would call Joe Biden.
The mix of prostitute and central banker is completely consistant. On one level she screws people and on another she screws their finances...she walks her talk.
Fuck yea!
Best fuckin' story of the day!
Why not? We're going to shit
I'd like to make a deposit.
Make sure it's silver. It has anti-microbial properties.
Titty fuck
Who knew the NETVIDEOGIRLS calendar auditions were actually for a Dutch Central Bank position?
Wait until they expose Japan's CB leader. I bet somethin like this:
http://cdn2.coconutsmedia.com/field/image/demonia2.jpg
so thats what they mean when they say "zipper head".
Yup Jed you surely do live up to your handle "Bunghole". Yer got the insite and edumacation I yurn fer bud. Gonna teach me yungins well by your learnings, God bless and see at church when we egceptionals can figur out how to keep the womin folk down. Yepp gotta fuck them titties. Gotta keep these wominfolk from thinking. Gotta keep my woman as a semen dumping orifice, But I prefer her titties 'cause then she gets no pleasure and I don't need to hang around too long before I pop my next beer.
Just so insightful (for someome in kindygarten, Is that where you are bunghole?) Any one respect you?
Ummm, are you sure you haven't accidentally signed into the wrong site?
I am surprised, that there is no respect for the anticlimaxing leisure time of a responsible, hard working manageress.
The hoes go where the money is.
1, 2, 3, ho, fifth, sex...
Cue "I make €10,000 per week part time..." in 3..2..1
;-)
Aren't the Dutch hooked to the Euro wagon ? Why the hell do they still need a Central Bank ?? It's not like they control that currency or anything...
The National Banks are an integral part of the EuroSystem. The ECB itself is only the HQ
Heavy lifting work is done by the NCBs. For example 80% of the QE
(hypocrits. take back Conchita! LOL)
Maybe that's what they tell you... We all know now Draghi is the confetti meister / meester / master / maestro
don't agree. a balance sheet is a balance sheet. the one of the ECB is one thing, those of the NCBs are another, and they are all published. Oh, and... audited
which is hilarious, if you think about it
In Europe, the EU org has the badly audited balance sheet, while all national banks and the ECB are well audited
In the US, the Federal balance sheet is well audited, while the FED is not audited at all
"Oh Yeah!" said the Kool-Aide Man!
She was the one dressed up as Krugman's cat and had all the perverse pics of the Bearded Wonder, which goes far in explaining his ADD related philosophy of MOAR.
PS Fuck Paul Krugman
Yes Thirsty, my first question was what position?
A guy goes to prostitute and they haggle over price, finally the guy tells her, "ok $300 but you got to do it mexican style". Prostitute is a pro and figures "mexican style" cant be that bad so what the hell. So they go into the bedroom and have sex, and afterwards the prostitute says "that was just regular sex, what did you mean by mexican style?" Guy says "I'll pay you wednesday when I get my check"
good one
(In pesos)
HOAR?
I'd do her doggystyle [with a fishhook], for the first 20 minutes... It would get kinkier after that...
Yes, Thirst Mutilator, that sounds just like you. You're one sick bastard, aren't you? And I bet every bit as macho and heroic as that other piece of trash, the.harmless.jew, who chickened out at the very first opportunity when I proposed to meet up with him.
Anyway, this lady seems to be less of a prostitute to me than all those other bankers.
At the very least: she's honest about her trade.
That remark...."i'd do her doggystyle with a fishhook" sure fired my brain. So full of hatred, So likely a customer this gal never ever ever wanted to meet. Hatred of women is so unproductive.
Cheers to one man here who gets it to some degree. Mr. highly debtful
Wasn't that a job requirement?
WTF - she should've gotten a raise, not fired.... buncha fukn tightasses.... if the U.S. can have a fudgepacker, why can't a bank have a perv like this chick....
She was likely used by everyone, with permission? Someone please get sane somewhere. This is no longer amusing. or excusable, or understandable. The line has been crossed.
That's some serious multi-tasking.
I would like to flip this insult back. To apply your doggystyle instant conclusion.. you assume women are only orifices. You have no respect for any orifice (let alone your mouth), You have no respect for women,
So therefore with your narrowminded example of judgement YOU must be gay. Fudgepucker hey? Doggy style gave it away. Your hatred towards women? You must be into glory holes and chicken hawks?
Good whatever. Must be nice to be so stupid. "I would do her doggytyyle (with a fishhook)....what kind of fool are you?
My ex-wife LOVED it doggy style. That's when I sat up and begged and she rolled over and played dead.
2 consenting etc. people who respect each other? Go for anything you like. IMHO.
Idiots commenting all over the internet with references that demean ONLY women? I got a problem with that line of thought.
bad doggie
no biscuit...
Stopped reading at «I'd»...Did I miss anything?
CB's are hookers? Say it aint so.
Bullwhipish.
It's more like they are the pimps and we are the hookers because we are the ones getting fucked wouldn't you say?
Joy for customers; revenue for the government. It's a win win.
I always go to the bank to make my deposits.....
Her parents must be proud.
Prouder than Bernanke's...
Imagine finding out that your kid was a banker? How embarrassing for the whole family.
AIDS infested with da herpes. Pass
She got fired because her private activities violated the non-compete clause in her contract.
AKA "Integrity issues."
I knew I'd find a good joke in this thread if I scrolled far enough.
I thought the irony of the story was the joke. It only hurts when I laugh/cry.
" she had been fired at the end of last year because of “integrity issues”.".................."
"In retrospect few will be surprised by any of the above: after all for the past 8 years, central bankers have been fornicating with the general population on a far more massive scale than what Conchita did, and they didn't even have to paid for it: they just printed the money.
In fact, some may say this particular central banking hooker acted with far more integrity than all of her colleagues: at least every sexual activity was consensual, not the forced and involuntary variety that her business suit-dressed peers perform on the broader population every single day."
Just wait 'till they start cleaning out the SEC Midgets Cross-Dressing Trannies.
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Oh I'm sure Elliot spitzer will get right in that after he done with whore charges in this white economy...
Whore economy; inside beltway dicklick!
She may have leaked trade secrets too.
I would not mind leaking with her.....
Bankers are liars...bankers are cheaters...bankers rob their clients...bankers have fancy parties and do drugs....bankers do fraud....
But .....who would have thunk?
A female banker, I must add, an attractive one, used to work as a kinky prostitute during her off time! :) :) And gave banking a whole new dimension!
Banking has become a profession which is not paying enough to attract talent any longer, so bankers have to hold 2 jobs (day and night) to survive! :)
However, this banker was holding something else......especially at night time...and it was NOT a pen....
Dutch banker fired after she is exposed as a dominatrix prostitute who described herself as a ‘high class nymphomaniac’ and earned 10,000 euro a week dressing up as a Nazi and whipping men
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3039557/Dutch-banker-fired-exposed-dominatrix-prostitute-described-high-class-nymphomaniac-earned-10-000-euro-week-dressing-Nazi-whipping-men.html
It is claimed that van der Waal previously worked with ABN-AMRO, a state-owned bank based in Amsterdam.
She is also understood to have worked for Dutch bank ING, which was fined £417million in 2012 for violating US economic sanctions. It is not clear when she was employed by either institution. According to her website, van der Waal’s work outside the financial sector was far more exciting.
More here: Conchita van der Waal
My guess why she did not get fired before is the "goods" she has on alot of very high ranking people. Her "little black book" has to worth a ton of gold ... or certain death.
Oh yea sure bill clinton wants to get right on that for ya!
She for the finger wagging denail and a cigar.
are we talking
physical or paper gold here...
Boring. The headline should read:
A "Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" Prostitute Fired For Being A Dutch Central Bankerabsolutely the best comment.
very good, but only 2nd best. best was the one about reality ruining "The Onion" 's business model.....
Now that's funny.
Who says those krauts dont have a sense of humor.
I am Funnybot!
Id rather have the toaster....
Define irony.
Irony and Pity.
Life out performing Hemingway's art.
She'd make a great main character in a Dostoyevsky novel. He was an expert at human psychology.
given dutch law allows prostitution, it's hard to make a 'moral' case against her use of the building.
The only issue is the use of the building for an unlicensed profession.
Sounds like a profitable 'false firing' case against the bank. Maybe she can stick it to 'em.
That is the most bizarre thing I ever heard of, having covenants on a land title as to the behaviour of residents.
"If anyone eats pork on this property, the land reverts back to my family" - would that be legally binding?
Why not?
A contract spells out mutually agreed on stipulations that both parties must meet as long as they don't conflict with existing law.
legal? contract law? hahahahhahahahhahahahahhhahhahah. you guys are hilarious.
Sounds like typical CB behavior to me.
Sounds like someone we'd celebrate or give a cable show to in 'Merica.
Buiters daughter knows her stuff.
Central banks are just OPM dens. (Other People's Money)
Sleazy slut. Typically Dutch; dirty and hypocritical. And of course a BIG mouth to swallow everything for some money.
Having lived there for many years, I gotta agree.