Dutch Central Banker Fired For Being A "Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" Prostitute

Tyler Durden's picture

They say don't let money printing get to your head, but for one now former central banker it is far too late.

The identity of the former employee of the Dutch Central Bank in question is unknown, what is known is that the money authority of the Netherlands has fired a 46-year-old female employee who for 6 of her 8 years with the central bank made money on the side as a "dominatrix prostitute who described herself as a high-class nymphomaniac and earned €10,000 a week dressing up as a Nazi and whipping men."

While her real name remains unknown (although having worked previously for both ABN-AMRO and ING Bank it is only a matter of time before her ex-colleagues identify her) her "professional name" is public: Conchita van der Waal, as is her motto: “the kinkier the better”. Her role at the Dutch Central Bank is also unknown but according to the Irish Times she had a "supervisory" role.

The central banker prostitute (which according to some is grammatically redundant) also "offered to engage in sexual role play, according to the Dutch-language business magazine, Quote, which said one of the roles in which she was photographed online was that of an SS commandant."

And before anyone accuses this of being just another tabloid story, the central bank has indeed confirmed it received a tip-off about the employee’s double life, had investigated the circumstances, and that she had been fired at the end of last year because of “integrity issues”.

As the Irish Times also sarcastically points out, from a work point of view, there seems little doubt that Ms van der Waal contravened the central bank’s code of conduct, which forbids “indecent behavior” – and stipulates that no employee should act in a way which could harm the reputation of the bank or lead to negative publicity.

The bank said all candidates had to undergo strict screening when they applied for jobs. Of 5,469 prospective employees who had been screened since 2011, 614 had been rejected. The bank said those screening procedures were now being reviewed.

The good news for "Conchita" is that she does not face criminal charges: prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. However, sex workers are expected to register with their local chamber of commerce, have a VAT number, and pay income tax, none of which Ms van der Waal appears to have done – leaving herself open to possible legal action for back taxes, taxes which the local authority will be delighted to collect since she had set out her service charges on her website: starting at €450 an hour and including her rate for a “wonderful weekend."

Naturally, once the story was leaked by Dutch Quote, all of "Conchita's" pictures and the online ad vanished from the internet soon after her identity was exposed, but by then it was too late.

There is more bad news: she may also face difficulties because her “S&M studio” on the outskirts of Amsterdam appears to be in a building in which “immoral” behavior is specifically outlawed under the terms of the contract under which it was bought in 2012 – allegedly by Ms van der Waal’s husband.

Below is a screengrab of her proposal posted on her now defunct website:

 

In retrospect few will be surprised by any of the above: after all for the past 8 years, central bankers have been fornicating with the general population on a far more massive scale than what Conchita did, and they didn't even have to paid for it: they just printed the money.

In fact, some may say this particular central banking hooker acted with far more integrity than all of her colleagues: at least every sexual activity was consensual, not the forced and involuntary variety that her business suit-dressed peers perform on the broader population every single day.

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Thirst Mutilator's picture

I'd do her doggystyle [with a fishhook], for the first 20 minutes... It would get kinkier after that...

Latina Lover's picture

Fully qualified for managing relations with world leaders.... but I suspect she is not Obama's type, LOL>

kaiserhoff's picture

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Die-versity, Bitches;)

Chuck Norris's picture

Fired for being like Hillary Clinton?

McMolotov's picture

The Matrix is getting more bizarre by the day. I wonder if colleagues ever described her as "whip-smart" and "always ready to get down to business."

Funny thing is, her hobby as a Nazi cross-dressing, nymphomaniac, dominatrix prostitute is an infinitely more honest and moral line of work than her job as a central banker.

Manthong's picture

This quote from the Daily Mail.. Oxymoron of the Century?

Prostitution in Holland is legal although workers at the Dutch central bank are not allowed to engage in any activities which could bring the institution into disrepute, such as ‘indecent behaviour’.


“Activities which could bring the institution into disrepute”

How about banking’s entire business model.

 

kaiserhoff's picture

The whole wage disparity thang is sooo, unfair to vagina persons.

   Say what?

bania's picture

Real life is absolutely destroying The Onion's business model.

zeroheckler's picture

from PIRP to NIRP: Then, a night for a large deposit. Now, some action for a big loan.

pelican's picture

I bet the bitch sues for enough money to retire on.  Discrimination....

 

 

maskone909's picture

to be honest, i am having a hard time seeing what is wrong with this.  i mean compared to alot of these politicos...  atleast she wasnt diddling little kids.

dogbreath's picture

what exactly do you think she wouldn't do,  whether for the money or the fun of it

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

Central bankers earning a living by fucking and torturing people...

Wow! Who'd a thunk?

Jam Akin's picture

Everything was OK except the part about Nazi Cosplay.  That is a Cardinal sin in the Netherlands.

Soul Glow's picture

Yeah and why hasn't LaGarde been fired?

Vullsain's picture

This is not fair that she was fired. She is the victim here, the johns are the oppresors. The Netherlands need to catch up to the Sweedish FemNazi prosecutorial state.

Bingo Hammer's picture

 

 

Christine Lagarde must have found out she had some real competition in the sado-masochistic, cross dressing, domanitrix department

qomolangma's picture

Only Christine Lagarde won't sell for the Dominatrix role. Instead she must pay her clients to be allowed to provide such fun services. lol

Paveway IV's picture

'Conchita' Yellen: "Hello, sailor... Need a date?"

HardlyZero's picture

Your point is ?  ahhh yes, If we could just arrange for her to be the next Head of the NY Fed...then there might be a path to the top.

 

BTW her day office probably got as much action as her night office.

I'd love to see her daily calendar.

I bet there was so much coming and going her secretary was probably involved as well...and maybe everyone in her building.

There has to be a movie script in there somewhere.

Steaming_Wookie_Doo's picture

When I saw "nazi", "banker" and "dominatrix" I thought of Christine Lagarde. But she's really more orange than blond. I'm sure Frau Merkel has a hell of an SS B&D getup in her closet as well. [shudders]

prefan4200's picture

Gotta be some mistake here.  Central bankers screw people every day and in just about every way.  She should be promoted, not fired, for screwing people in even more creative ways than her banking colleagues. 

Bunghole's picture

She shaves her pubes into the Waffen SS logo.

Never One Roach's picture

Except for the Nazi part, "Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" doesn't sound so bad, esp if you're from Kalifornia or the Big Apple's Greenwich Village.

 

Bunders's picture

Why is having a second job as a dominatrix grounds for dismissal?

 

Oh, I see, "harm the reputation of the bank." Lol.

Offthebeach's picture

Did her john, pimp, agency know she was a central banker?  Think of the poor clients.   They thought they were just laying down with a whore.  What if their wives, their employers find out they've been with....with....a...central banker?  How many lives have been ruined?

Police should track down and find these men so that their dicks can be wire brushed with industrial bleach and aluminum powder.  Not to mention so that they can warn their family, their kids that dad was with a CB.  I suppose many will pull their younger children from school then have them be abused by their peers.  If not too late.  I wouldn't doubt their will be shitgumed bodies pulled out of the canals the next two weeks.  Not to mention day time tv with the " My husband was a Central Banker whoremonger".

 

HowdyDoody's picture

"The adjoining happy snap appeared in newspapers overseas (this was in China) of prince Harry with a young lady dressed as Hitler has not received the public attention that some feel it deserves." (5 August 2013)

https://antioligarch.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/harry-nazi-lady.jpg?w=869

Things that go bump's picture

You do know that for a costume party in 2005 he dressed up as one of Rommel's desert troups in khaki and a red swastica armband. He was made to publically apologize to the offended. I have grave doubts as to the sympathies of the British royals and young Harry in particular.

Lore's picture

Fascinating. Run a search for "Nazi Roots of the House of Windsor."

Oldrepublic's picture

House of Windsor or rather

House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

 

Harbanger's picture

Yellens "professional name" is: Conchita van Toadface Why do we get all the ugly bitchez.?

Jacksons Ghost's picture

Little Hitler stands at attention! Lol!

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

She is taking advantage of the Van der Waals force!  I don't know if that is cheating or not.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_der_Waals_force

shovelhead's picture

I'm sure she has a full understanding of sticky stuff.

HardlyZero's picture

With all her 'connections' she must be twice as busy now and in the six annual figures now.

More time to work the street.

It would be great if she got involved in politrix.

eurogold's picture

Can anyone pass her Phone number to Me ?

edotabin's picture

Here's someone that prefers human porn to missile porn. You're the odd man out around here :-)

KnuckleDragger-X's picture

I just don't understand, she has all the qualifications to be the perfect central banker, but maybe her whip wasn't big enough.....

fauxhammer's picture

"... but I suspect she is not Obama's type,"

 

There's a strapp for that...

pgroup's picture

I don't care who you are that is damn funny.