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Dutch Central Banker Fired For Being A "Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" Prostitute
They say don't let money printing get to your head, but for one now former central banker it is far too late.
The identity of the former employee of the Dutch Central Bank in question is unknown, what is known is that the money authority of the Netherlands has fired a 46-year-old female employee who for 6 of her 8 years with the central bank made money on the side as a "dominatrix prostitute who described herself as a high-class nymphomaniac and earned €10,000 a week dressing up as a Nazi and whipping men."
While her real name remains unknown (although having worked previously for both ABN-AMRO and ING Bank it is only a matter of time before her ex-colleagues identify her) her "professional name" is public: Conchita van der Waal, as is her motto: “the kinkier the better”. Her role at the Dutch Central Bank is also unknown but according to the Irish Times she had a "supervisory" role.
The central banker prostitute (which according to some is grammatically redundant) also "offered to engage in sexual role play, according to the Dutch-language business magazine, Quote, which said one of the roles in which she was photographed online was that of an SS commandant."
And before anyone accuses this of being just another tabloid story, the central bank has indeed confirmed it received a tip-off about the employee’s double life, had investigated the circumstances, and that she had been fired at the end of last year because of “integrity issues”.
As the Irish Times also sarcastically points out, from a work point of view, there seems little doubt that Ms van der Waal contravened the central bank’s code of conduct, which forbids “indecent behavior” – and stipulates that no employee should act in a way which could harm the reputation of the bank or lead to negative publicity.
The bank said all candidates had to undergo strict screening when they applied for jobs. Of 5,469 prospective employees who had been screened since 2011, 614 had been rejected. The bank said those screening procedures were now being reviewed.
The good news for "Conchita" is that she does not face criminal charges: prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. However, sex workers are expected to register with their local chamber of commerce, have a VAT number, and pay income tax, none of which Ms van der Waal appears to have done – leaving herself open to possible legal action for back taxes, taxes which the local authority will be delighted to collect since she had set out her service charges on her website: starting at €450 an hour and including her rate for a “wonderful weekend."
Naturally, once the story was leaked by Dutch Quote, all of "Conchita's" pictures and the online ad vanished from the internet soon after her identity was exposed, but by then it was too late.
There is more bad news: she may also face difficulties because her “S&M studio” on the outskirts of Amsterdam appears to be in a building in which “immoral” behavior is specifically outlawed under the terms of the contract under which it was bought in 2012 – allegedly by Ms van der Waal’s husband.
Below is a screengrab of her proposal posted on her now defunct website:
In retrospect few will be surprised by any of the above: after all for the past 8 years, central bankers have been fornicating with the general population on a far more massive scale than what Conchita did, and they didn't even have to paid for it: they just printed the money.
In fact, some may say this particular central banking hooker acted with far more integrity than all of her colleagues: at least every sexual activity was consensual, not the forced and involuntary variety that her business suit-dressed peers perform on the broader population every single day.
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I thought those were minimum qualifications for the job ? No?
She shook her money printer for her "Client tail" Lolz
That's why i read zerohedge.
Right there.
My daily dose of ZH - "you can't make this stuff up."
whadya bet Yellen is doing something similar? (on the side)
I'd pay some fiat to whip the shit out of Yellen fo sho!
See, you had to mention Yellen. My hydraulics will be out of commission for a week, thanks to you, you bastard.
TD, you forgot to mention the anal iPug. We have to help advertise for Apple.
;p
Hell yes.
She has to make a living somehow!
Expert at liquidity injections
good one. LOL
Better than those male bankers with hobbies including nail guns.
At least now we know why Draghi flinches at the sight of a woman.
There was an old joke that went:
"how are sex and banking alike?" "when you withdraw, you lose interest"
Now when you (try to) withdraw, you lose nothing but you may be detained and questioned for 45 minutes or so and leave empty handed.....
+1. So today it becomes:
"how are sex and banking alike?" "when you would like to exit, they want you to stay"
I'd like to "apply for a position." Maybe I'll "find an opening."
YESSS!
She clearly understands Muppet management...
At least one of her careers was an honest living.
+100
The funniest thing about this is that according to the Dutch central bank,
"the central bank's code of conduct forbids indecent behaviour"
If that were actually true, there would be no one working there.
there wouldn't be a central bank
She must not have stood up to Kiki's blackmail economy or philosophy bait of the witch hunters, passion assassins and probably pissed off lover pâténted too....
Or robot Union .....
Well, I guess this tells me just about any qualifications can land you a job as a central banker. No wonder they do such a lousy job at running the banks. "Don't ask me that now, I'm too busy 'laundering money', 'doing dope', 'starting bogus hedge funds', 'advising on the side', 'tuning my Ferrari'", or (fill in the blank.....________). Who's that ZH'er always says 'the banks owe us'? Boy, do they ever!
I'm sure DSK will help her land on her back, errrr I mean feet
Hitlery's long lost 1/2 sister...
Yeah, but unlike Hitlery, I would not need a C140 full of Viagra to pump (and dump) that...
Oooo she and bill have a much more sick relationship than thwt!
Hillary has some serious mental issues.....
maybe before and after bill is done with her!
I didn't know the Dutch were into F1.
She looks very good for 46.
I can't morally complain about her 'side' work as a prositute.
Firstly, with such a level of earnings it is hard to call it a side job.
Secondly, it seems to me that simple straight-forward sexual prostitution is by far the more moral of her two jobs.
Probably the only honest banker in that whole nest of vipers.
My banker doesn't do any of this.
Of course, I've only got a thift checking account with no minimum balance.
She was supposed to be working monetary aggregates.
Not customer deposits...
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
why'd they fire her? I thought that WAS her job and she was a banker part time. She was screwing people at both jobs.
Give her some credit. She's one of the few central bankers out there that actually had an honest job on the side as a sex worker. LOL
Perverting the goodness of love and intimacy with someone is one thing...
"...uniform of an SS commandant."
That's the epitome of depravity.
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You might not like the fucking Central Bank, but the Central Bank sure likes fucking you!
you would think her initiative would be rewarded...
I'm awaiting sLagarde being tumbled; Filthy Whore!
I don't get the "cross dressing" part...
Banker Whore is news? Decline the fed-x package that is from Acme Nailgun Co.
Goedzo. If it AIN"T Dutch it AIN'T much.!
At least one Central Bank employee had some honest work, that didnt screw the public.
Oh she screwed the public,,, she just didn't fuck over the public,, much anyway.
She should be glad she doesn't live in the good ol USA, she would have to pay taxes on her hobby!
Deductions:
6' whip
4' whip with tassles
Champagne
Candles
Black boots
...
dont forget the 55 gallon drum of "Natural Blonde in a Bottle"
This story might not be over yet. Any bets that Mario Draghi was one of her clients?
This story is so Bizarre. The next thing you'll tell me is that CB'ers are printing money!
She wanted to be in the oldest "profession" and couldn't decide.
Bankers are cum dumpsters too!
Best PIC on ZH for the longest time.
At least one Central Bank employee had some honest work, that didnt screw the public.
I hope she has children with an equally beautiful man before it is too late for her. I wish I could afford her.
Looks kinda fat in the thighs.
That's muscles.
So she was making €400,000 a year (she's European so I'll say she had 3 months vacation time) and her side job was working for the Dutch central bank. Unless of course her job at the Dutch central bank was to whip those banker bitches because they felt so bad about all the money they stole.
Hey now, there is absolutely no proof WHATSOEVER that she slept her way to the top of either one of her professions.
Now whip it into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late to whip it
Whip it good
Natural blonde, yeah riiiight. Just whip me and call me Hitlery
Politician: Hi. I am a politician but I am still honest.
Prostitute: Hi. I am a hooker but I am still a virgin.
I thought what you do in the privacy of your bedroom had nothing to do with anyone else. Oh wait. That's only for gays. My bad. Boo. Sexual stuff!!! I'm judging you.
I didn't read the article. She was fired for not paying VAT. Figures. The ultimate sin. Tax avoidance.
What's the problem here? FAR MORE HONORABLE JOB THAN BEING A CENTRAL BANKER!
I bet her black clientele book has some interesting customers listed in it, like some central banker colleagues and banking industry officials and not just Dutch ones for example.
Legal or not that is leverage in her favor if she wants to be a first class vindictive bitch about being fired. You know what they say about hell and scorned women. I bet they tread lightly on the tax issue with her if they can't secure her clientele lists first.
I would throw the old dog a bone...
Typical.
The problem for her resulted from the Non-Compete clause in her employment app.
A far less disreputable profession than that of central banker.
In the music industry she'd be the crew slut hired on full time as a roadie.
I bet her name was Mary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VOa9IZ86Ak
Ya Im sorry. What's the issue?
How many Federal Reserve members are cross-dressers?
All of them
GF experience...?
If you go to KINKY DOT NL. you will see that most of our hookers work from home and even pay taxes and in August they post on their profile. Gone for vacation. SERIOUSLY., check it out.
Holy Shit, the Netherlands moved from 7th to 4th place on this list and Russia moved down a few notches.
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/21...
Unless she was soliciting her colleagues or banking associates, what the fuck business of theirs was it what she did with her spare time? The most they could complain about is if her employment contract had a "non-moonlighting" clause. (as if the rest of the banking management never did anything kinky in their off hours....sheesh.)
Here in Holland you can do pretty much what you want as long as you pay taxes. You get more time for tax avoidance than murder LOL
Tell your boss about doing jobs for $20 a pop down at the bus station and see the result.
Hey- it's consensual and at least she's not (to our knowledge anyway) a pedophile.
Better than probably most of her clientele.
I suppose we should be happy her rich banker clients are living their perverted lives getting their asses whipped by a dominatrix, rather than molesting little boys and girls. But then again, they are probably doing both. Deep down in their souls they have some semblence of a conscience and choose to punish themselves for their perversions by letting some dominatrix ram them from behind with a dildo. She probably got fired because she was a little too rough on one of her bankster colleagues and caused some serious damage. Sick, pathetic bastards.
#nottheonion
This article needs less words, more pictures.
I had a Saturday morning sex fling with some Brit woman I met in a bar in Amsterdam. She was NOT a hooker. While getting dressed afterwards she asked me ''Do you think I am a slut''?? Being nice, I said, ''of course not''. She got all pissed off and said ''Why not? I love being called a slut''!!
Women, I can never figure them out.
Another time I met one online and when showering she told me ''Stop being so nice, I like it ROUGH'' so I threw her against the shower wall and she got super hot and horny, ''Pull my hair hard she yelled''. LOL
You forgot to add and then she said I don't take credit cards.
Smoking HOT!!!!
Fun bags, bet Janet is jealous.
You can make $7,000/day posting on financial threads.
/sarc
One thing about legalized hooking like we have here. YOU get what you pay for. A real HONEST business.
WE do NOT have streetwalkers here in Holland.
Aren't you the ones shipping us medical Marijuana? My compass is broken
I don't smoke weed. Gave it up decades ago but still have some in freezer for medicinal purposes although I have not needed to use it. What most people don't know is that most Dutch people don't smoke weed.
Unlike Bill Clinton, I inhaled. Fucking threw up and never tried again.
Just being silly about Holland. It was a joke. Tulip boom. Netherlands is the drug and red light district zone.
a 3 square block area in Amsterdam and that is all Americans know about HOlland. Amsterdam is only ONE city in the NL and I live 45 minutes away in the Rhine valley, forest.. Lovely place. I haven't been in A'dam in 3 years. LOL
Common man we all know about your wooden shoes.
In fact, on KINKY DOT NL, you can even read the reviews of other customers.. Just like any comparative shopping site.
I would hit that so hard. With stiff fines and jail time.
isnt prostitution legal there?
Presumably the nazi uniform was part of the kink and not a statement of loving statist racialist mass psychopathy
so what did she get fired for?
Really liking the cock, basically?
is there a central banker dress code she was breaking as a cross dressing nazi nympho?
i don't get the "cross dressing" part
she's a woman already or am I missing something?
Maybe she had a strap on and a mustache.
Whip it baby, whip it right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZyKVh9Q6Ds
Nice tits
Three thumbs up on the fun bags...
I bet all mein money zat Schauble had given her zee task of telling Varoufakis 'Nein Nein Nein' and zen viping him in exzemplary fashion.
I thought all central bankers were prostitutes.
Gosh, the way they say it they make it sound like a bad thing.
She only has one problem: Banker.
For that Q99X2 officially sentences her to the pyramids. I'll handle the case myself.
So what else is new?
AND now we get to all the ZH idiotic remarks.
I see a big, huge, overwhelming problem here. Comments that relate to stuffing orifces, comments that relate to general "fuckability" .
Why are none of these spontaneously generated when it comes to Bernank? or Dimon? Why are People willing to reduce females to "I would fuck her" land. And Yellen (for all her faults) becomes a female orifice? Let alone idiot Clinton.
Men nave a big problem. Refuse to see it.
no. women have a pair of big problems only men can see.
I hope you are kidding.
She's sitting there in lingerie, with her tittie flesh exposed, with her best CFM NOW look, and men are supposed to say what?
Your problem is easy to diagnose.
You are confusing real men with homosexuals......
Lighten up, Francis.
Is see where you get the name whacko. She is selling her ass for a few hundred debt notes and people poking fun at it are the problem.
And of all those activities, it is the central banking that is most odious.
I am retired now but when working for Panasonic at Amsterdam Airport my contract stated ''Get caught working another job and contract can be cancelled''. They paid very well and wanted people's full attention to the job. Just common sense.
IN fact I don't know of ANYONE here that has to work 2 jobs to live well.
I am RETARDED ....fixed it for you. Check out this guys rants on "Americunts" etc etc on his history.
Told you shit for brains - no better friend, no worse enemy than....
You sound like an Americunt, STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the problem with this???
None but is she paying taxes like all our legal prostitutes do? and working 2 jobs is almost unheard of here. People value time off and our wages are high compared to USA.
What's wrong with her putting her body to serve the people?
Read comments below. Its nothing to do with morality, its all about contract agreements and taxes.
her nick name is printing puddles. Once she starts Squirting QE she can never stop
Worth reading the joke fest for that one+++++
Bankers fuck the people all the time and you don't even get a reach around.
This article should read that a working girl gets caught moonlighting as a rapist banker prostitute who whips the public into economic submission.
Oh the shame!
My ex- banker made 10,000 euro per week working on other guy's laptops.
She bought a brand new Lamborghini. You can too if you check this website www.we all sell ourselves for the going rate.com
"Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" Prostitute
I thought that was the job description on the FED Chair. application
X imf chief DSK disagrees
The terrifying truth - when you get right down to it - is that the Central Bankers are driven primarily by some kind of sex criminal agenda to steal everyone's money before endlessly raping them in prison.
That's why the news these days is an endless parade of headlines about Nazi cross-dressing Central Bankers, IMF Chiefs running aroud raping hotel maids, BofA bankers chopping up prostitutes then stuffing them in suitcases ... and on and on and on.
it would be interesting to know how many jewish clients she has in her book of really, really valuable names.
The Randstand area is chock full of Zionist Jews Randstad= Amsterdam. the Hague, Utrecht, and Rotterdam. about 8 million people in that area.
priceless story
Here in Holland if you don't get satisfaction or get fucked by a prostitute, you can make a complaint to our Better Business Bureau and she can lose her license.
The Randstand area is chock full of Zionist Jews Randstad= Amsterdam. the Hague, Utrecht, and Rotterdam. about 8 million people in that area.
I have more respect for her in her non-banker role than the banker role. As a non-banker, she was fulfilling human needs. As a banker, she was raping us.
Might be a job for her as a White House Spokesperson - those puppies look at least as big as Jen's....
So, what did she do to lose her job?
Great way to advance the career. I agree with fauxhammer, probably not Obama's type, not sure if he'd prefer a Hitlery/Warren dominatrix or more reserved Feinstine or Vallerie types, possibly a milfy patriot like Palin.
Hillary's strapon must be straining in its harness at the sight of Conchita...
We'll fuck me, oh wait!
Nothing new here, move along...
Surely this gem is low hanging friut for a talent such as WB7, but helicopter Ben and the Dominatrix? It begs your creative talent....
In the Netherlands this is good site for licensed prostitutes. Most work from home but some can come to your place. Read their profiles and what they will or won't do and prices HERE
http://www.kinky.nl/
''The safe word is...
Meervoudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornissen''
Welcome to Vandersexx..
Ja zeker. Klopt!!
"dominatrix prostitute who described herself as a high-class nymphomaniac and earned €10,000 a week dressing up as a Nazi and whipping men."
So, a regular Citi board meeting, correct?
Being an honest prostitute disqualifies Conchita van der Waal from being a world-class whore! Go figure.
Gives a whole new meaning to "making a deposit"...
...and liquidity...
I hope she wasn't fired from her brothel when they found out she was a central banker. You don't want those kind of indecent immoral people as your employees when you're working in a cash-based business.
I´d shag her
If "she" is a cross-dresser I assume "she" has a Y chromosome. But have fun, just use protection.
Quantitative Pleasing
The worse thing in the entire world is being romantically involved with a nymphomaniac! They're zombies - they NEVER sleep or eat!!