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Dutch Central Banker Fired For Being A "Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nymphomaniac, Dominatrix" Prostitute
They say don't let money printing get to your head, but for one now former central banker it is far too late.
The identity of the former employee of the Dutch Central Bank in question is unknown, what is known is that the money authority of the Netherlands has fired a 46-year-old female employee who for 6 of her 8 years with the central bank made money on the side as a "dominatrix prostitute who described herself as a high-class nymphomaniac and earned €10,000 a week dressing up as a Nazi and whipping men."
While her real name remains unknown (although having worked previously for both ABN-AMRO and ING Bank it is only a matter of time before her ex-colleagues identify her) her "professional name" is public: Conchita van der Waal, as is her motto: “the kinkier the better”. Her role at the Dutch Central Bank is also unknown but according to the Irish Times she had a "supervisory" role.
The central banker prostitute (which according to some is grammatically redundant) also "offered to engage in sexual role play, according to the Dutch-language business magazine, Quote, which said one of the roles in which she was photographed online was that of an SS commandant."
And before anyone accuses this of being just another tabloid story, the central bank has indeed confirmed it received a tip-off about the employee’s double life, had investigated the circumstances, and that she had been fired at the end of last year because of “integrity issues”.
As the Irish Times also sarcastically points out, from a work point of view, there seems little doubt that Ms van der Waal contravened the central bank’s code of conduct, which forbids “indecent behavior” – and stipulates that no employee should act in a way which could harm the reputation of the bank or lead to negative publicity.
The bank said all candidates had to undergo strict screening when they applied for jobs. Of 5,469 prospective employees who had been screened since 2011, 614 had been rejected. The bank said those screening procedures were now being reviewed.
The good news for "Conchita" is that she does not face criminal charges: prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. However, sex workers are expected to register with their local chamber of commerce, have a VAT number, and pay income tax, none of which Ms van der Waal appears to have done – leaving herself open to possible legal action for back taxes, taxes which the local authority will be delighted to collect since she had set out her service charges on her website: starting at €450 an hour and including her rate for a “wonderful weekend."
Naturally, once the story was leaked by Dutch Quote, all of "Conchita's" pictures and the online ad vanished from the internet soon after her identity was exposed, but by then it was too late.
There is more bad news: she may also face difficulties because her “S&M studio” on the outskirts of Amsterdam appears to be in a building in which “immoral” behavior is specifically outlawed under the terms of the contract under which it was bought in 2012 – allegedly by Ms van der Waal’s husband.
Below is a screengrab of her proposal posted on her now defunct website:
In retrospect few will be surprised by any of the above: after all for the past 8 years, central bankers have been fornicating with the general population on a far more massive scale than what Conchita did, and they didn't even have to paid for it: they just printed the money.
In fact, some may say this particular central banking hooker acted with far more integrity than all of her colleagues: at least every sexual activity was consensual, not the forced and involuntary variety that her business suit-dressed peers perform on the broader population every single day.
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Just DAMN.
She would be promoted and protected if she worked for the SEC.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Shocking, a central banker who has a real job that serves the public.
Boy, how fkn stupid does one have to be to think you wouldn't get caught with an ad like that? Only a central banker would think they are allsomighty as to be able to do whatever they want. Total power trip.
We "The Onion" now.
I don't want to live here anymore so I'm building a rocketship out of aluminum foil and pvc pipe like NASA and I'm getting the fuck out of here. Dag!
Joost Von den Huegelslop,
Antwerp, Nine years old.
They were all O.K. with her money counterfeiting, illegal accounting, market manipulation, insider trading, and all the other things that go along with being a central banker. But, whipping men with a plastic fan, now that’s some serious crime right there.
Can we get a "caption contest" for the obscured words in the ad, please. Thank you.
Why would an honest hooker soil her reputation through emplyment with international banking?
Probably she was the only central banker who "regulated" some bankers.
Of course I clicked on this article. What is it about again?
Oh, is that why Ben liked Amsterdam.
Send in the DEA and the Secret Service to make sure she' legitimate
pix or it didn't happen
What We'll Get 4 $10? Every 'ting you want...Everything?...Every'ting...Ahh Me So Horny!
Does she still have a dick?
Scroll up to the pictures link. She definitely does not.
Be advised of the lesson people, it just goes to show how a great position in the sex trade can be compromised by the predilection to be a central banker.
...and now she can get back to her real job.
Finally, a banker that's actually interesting and has meaningful employment!
I scrolled all the way down and not one reference at this point to "tongue punch her fart box." Come on peeps gotta stick with the classics.
Try CTRL F next time to keep from unnecessary scrolling...
... Fired For Being a "Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nyphomaniac, Dominatrix, Prostitute" ....
... wait ... aren't ALL central banksters Nazi cross-dressing, dominatrix, prostitutes?
"... Fired For Being a "Nazi Cross-Dressing, Nyphomaniac, Dominatrix, Prostitute" ...."
She probably has some bad points too.
What does her sex life have to do with anything?
It's the 99% of bankers give the rest a bad name.
Proving that even when they can print money at no cost in any amount, they still charge for sex.
Why is ZH redirecting to Fox news?
Beause ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, PBS no longer provide any news. They sinmply recite DNC talking points. Or in other words they are Hilllary and Bill fact checked.
Why not link to Fox? There have been links overr the years to every source without any little girls crying about it.
What does it matter any more?
OH MY GOD!! That's your wife!!
ever since 1949 when they had to give-up indonesia... they just haven't been the same,...
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Holy fuck. You can't make this stuff up.
I'm so confused on diferenating tallent on LinkedIn network. The recruiters at the IMF missed one. The fact that this is the second most bazaar bankster story of the week is stunning. Japan buying more 10 year paper than China.....now that is perverted. Inquiring minds have to know if GDP inclusion? Forget the amunition companies. BTFD on nail gun manufacturing companies. GOING back to sleep........"Sweet Caroline""Sweet Caroline""Sweet Caroline"
Soooo... what exactly was indecent about her behavior?
She worked as a supervisor at the Dutch central bank....
Proof that sex is the most powerful of all the drives... I'd do her and watch Rome burn...
A hot Soi Cowboy Katoey or Yellen + Dick
Hard to understand I'd argue she is the one and only choice to get the chair at any central bank in the world
There are all sorts of cracks in the system...
Just proves yet again that there are rules for everybody else, and none for the elite.
As and avid Formula 1 fan I can tell you that the former boss of the FIA(the auto racing body that oversees F1), Max Mosely, was caught attending sex orgies & dressing up as a Nazi. Hmm, sounds very familiar.
Penalty for Max, none, and he was head of the FIA when he was busted. Kept his job....nothing to see.
This was out in the Dutch news a few days ago. Perhaps she has kinky pictures of her with some board members of the DNB.
Anyway, here a link to some pictures from the webarchive for those interested. Scroll down to *Plop and Cache:
http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/2015/04/toezichthouder_dnb_was_hoer...
Warning NSFW!
She should have been fired from her nazi cross-dressing nymphomaniac dominatrix prostitute job for being a bankster.
I clicked on this article just to see the comments. I knew there would be something to make me smile- thanks!
She isn't a natural blond... so I hear.
With her accent, I'll bet it would be so hot if she could perform "I'm Tired" - the Madeline Kahn vamp song from the movie "Blazzing Saddles".
JEEZ.... CHILL OUT ZEROHEDGE... YOU TURNED WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN A FUNNY STORY INTO YET ANOTHER HATRED POST SHOWING ONLY DESPERATION AND FRUSTRATION ABOUT THE WRITER...
LEAVE THE HOE BE ! IF THAT S WHAT SHE S INTO...
JUST INTERESTING/FUNNY TO NOTE THAT, THAT BITCH BOSS OF ANYONE MAY ALSO BE ONE... LoL WHICH IS WHY SHE TREATS YOU SO BAD AT WORK (AND SUCCEEDED IN THE WORKPLACE IN THE 1ST PLACE HAHA).
APART FROM THAT, KEEP YOUR LOW MORAL / INTEGRITY FOR YOURSELF UNLESS SOME WRITER AT ZH IS A BUDDHIST MONK...
OR MAYBE WAIT... U R RIGHT DUTCH CENTRAL BANK REALLY SUCKS COS THEY DON T HAVE ON THEIR APPLICATION FORM: "ARE YOU A NYMPHOMANIAC DOMINATRIX?".
WELL, AM SURE THEY WILL LEARN FROM THEIR "MISTAKES" AND ADD THAT QUESTION FROM NOW ON... SO ALL CAN BE WELL...
Luxury Linda