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Putin Live: Talks US, Nukes, Ukraine, Iran, Hitler, And Cloning In Town Hall Meeting — Full VIdeo

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Russian President Vladimir Putin — who TIME readers recently voted as the most influential person in the world — held his annual call-in/ town hall-style Q&A on Thursday, and as one might imagine, there were some memorable moments. Previous sessions included the following classic clips (via RT):

Putin on whether Alaska is “ice crimea” (play on “ice cream”): “What would you need Alaska for? It’s cold there, let’s not get overenthusiastic about it.”

 

Putin on when he would be willing to retire: You won’t live to see it.

Putin on John McCain’s suggestion that the Russian President will go the way of Muammar Gaddafi: McCain sat in a pit in Vietnam for several years, anyone would go nuts after that.”

Putin on astronomy, the exact time table for the end of the world, and how, if he’s around then, he will most assuredly not be afraid:

 

Clearly these are tough acts to follow and so, with the bar set, Putin came into Thursday’s event prepared to one-up himself — he did not disappoint. As Bloomberg notes, the Russian President took 'the pot calling the kettle black' to the next level by likening the US to the post-war USSR. Like the Soviet Union, Washington seeks to “impose” its will, Putin said, echoing comments made by his security council last month in a critique of US foreign policy. The US, he continued, wants “vassals” and not “allies.” Putin also employed the tried and true “express willingness to negotiate then make not-so-veiled nuclear threat” strategy before reminding listeners that Stalin was not Hitler. Here’s more: 

  • U.S. “doesn’t need allies, they need vassals”
  • Nothing good came of U.S.S.R.’s attempts to impose will, model on other countries;   U.S. also won’t succeed in forcing its position on world, U.S. shouldn’t be only power
  • Putin says it wasn’t Russia that ruined relations w/ U.S. its allies
  • If U.S., allies was to rebuild ties, they must respect Russia, its interests
  • Russia wants cooperation, willing to work w/ those who want to cooperate with Russia
  • Anti-Russia sanctions aren’t very effective
  • Putin says Russia’s nuclear power is nearly equal to U.S.
  • Russia bolstering defense to protect itself, not planning to go to war w/ anyone
  • Putin says confrontation isn’t reason for his high public support
  • Russia will continue to fight radical nationalism, nationalism is threat to Russia’s unity
  • Putin says Stalinism, Nazi regimes shouldn’t be compared as Josef Stalin didn’t try to   exterminate entire ethnic groups

Other highlights include the following, via The Guardian:

Iran: Putin insisted lifting a five-year embargo on the delivery of air defence missiles to Iran did not undermine international sanctions since the Russian ban was voluntary. The US and Israel have objected to the move announced this week. Putin said he made the decision since Iran had shown “a desire to reach compromise”.

 

WW2 commemorations: European nations not coming to Moscow to mark the 70th anniversary of the war’s end had been put under pressure by Washington, Putin claimed.

 

Ukraine: The Russian president denied Russian military forces were in Ukraine and said Kiev was violating a peace accord by maintaining an economic blockade on eastern regions under the control of pro-Russian rebels.

 

Economy: Putin was optimistic in his answers, highlighting gains in agriculture and a low unemployment rate. He added that the rouble was getting back on its feet following a sharp devaluation last year, and estimated a full recovery to be “somewhere in the region of two years”.

Here’s the entire spectacle:

 

Meanwhile, Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu and the chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces also invoked the cold war in claiming that Washington has adopted a 'to the winner go the spoils' approach to international politics since the collapse of the Soviet Union. This, the officials claim, is evident in the US approach to the conflict in Ukraine. Here's more, via Reuters

Top Russian officials accused the United States on Thursday of seeking political and military dominance in the world and sought to put blame on the West for international security crises, including the conflict in east Ukraine.

 

Evoking Cold War-style rhetoric, Russian Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu said a drive by the United States and its allies to bring Kiev closer to the West was a threat to Moscow and had forced it to react.

 

"The United States and its allies have crossed all possible lines in their drive to bring Kiev into their orbit. That could not have failed to trigger our reaction," he told an annual security conference in Moscow.

 

Echoing his comments, General Valery Gerasimov, chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces, told the meeting: "Considering themselves the winners of the Cold War, the United States decided to reshape the world to fit its needs.

 

"Aiming at complete dominance, Washington stopped taking into account the interests of other countries and respect international law."

 

And a bit more color from WSJ:

General Valery Gerasimov, Chief of the General Staff of the Russian Armed Forces, said missile defense systems slated for installation in Poland and Romania represented a threat and Russia had to prepare to respond.

 

“Nonnuclear powers where missile-defense installations are being installed have become the objects of priority response,” Gen. Gerasimov said, referring to Poland and Romania.

 

The comments came at a Moscow defense conference where a series of high-level Russian leaders repeatedly warned of the serious threats that the U.S. and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization posed to modern Russia. Together, the speeches formed a fiery rebuke to the U.S. that comes as the conflict in Ukraine has brought the worst relations between Moscow and Washington since the days of the Cold War...

 

In the past, Western leaders have said NATO’s long-running project to build a missile defense shield in Europe aimed to deter an attack from Iran rather than from Russia. On Thursday, Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu said such assertions were a lie.

 

“Today it is clear that the missile threat from Tehran that the U.S. and other countries of the alliance invented was a bluff,” Mr. Shoigu said...

 

Gen. Gerasimov also warned of Islamist extremism. He said al Qaeda had arisen from the Mujahideen that fought against Soviet forces in Afghanistan with U.S. money and support and suggested history had begun to repeat itself.


 

“Not so long ago participants in ISIL also were ‘good’ fighters, widely paid off by the West as ‘fighters for democracy in Syria,’” Gen. Gerasimov said. “Now they’ve gotten out of control,” he added, saying they posed a threat to their “former employers.”

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As funny as it is to listen to the Russian President field random questions on subjects as diverse as cloning, astronomy, and annexing Alaska, and while there's certainly a degree to which the Kremlin employs a bit of sophistry in an effort to paint Russia as the tragic protagonist in a story about an evil hegemon bent on spreading Russophobia (so pretty much the exact same thing the US did during the cold war, only in reverse), the tension between Moscow and the West is palpable and with NATO now conducting its own snap drills in Eastern Europe and with the very same militants to which Gen. Gerasimov is referring just a few kilometers away from the palace of the Russian-backed Bashar al-Assad, we wonder if and when the war of words will turn into one of bullets.

 

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Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:00 | 5998736 takeaction
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Wouldn't it be nice to have a real leader.  Take a look.  What a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcb4rLzXFl0

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:01 | 5998743 nuubee
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Actually no. American's shouldn't need leaders, the fact that they feel they do should be a point of great shame to them.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:06 | 5998756 CrazyCooter
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I wonder if he need teleprompters for all that Q&A  ...

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:14 | 5998764 PartysOver
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Like him or not, he has exposed Obama and Team as the incompetent fools they are. Just go back and look and Tunisia, Lebanon, Egypt, Syria and Ukraine.  Add in the Iranian deal and Yemen.  That is just the Foreign Affairs book and I am sure I forgot a few.  Toss in the Domestic issues and the pattern becomes clearer.

Create chaos and instability throughout the world then re-sculpt in the Vision of the Messiah.  Only I is doomed to failure leaving behind unfathomable death and destruction.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:14 | 5998787 nuubee
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My thoughts revolve around that being as noteworthy as taking candy from a baby.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:34 | 5998879 DaveyJones
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I want to be cloned

 so I have someone to blame shit on

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:49 | 5998931 nuubee
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Parents are far easier to blame than your average lab rat.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:15 | 5999040 smlbizman
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i would really think u are way more tougher to have a giant black cock put in ur ass,.... than to be trying to keep up with her....

http://dailycaller.com/2014/02/06/this-is-vladimir-putins-extremely-flex...

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:09 | 5999296 Crash Overide
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I never gave consent to be ruled over or governed by a so called "leader"...

 

Golden Rule

Common Law

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 20:27 | 6001101 nailgunnin4you
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All hail Emperor Putin!

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 21:26 | 6001345 nailgunnin4you
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Which one of lack's lackeys downvoted me?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:33 | 5998876 old naughty
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Well, he's prepping his sheeples, no?

And that cloning bit, um, i don't know, guess not faring too well with PTB.

Too bad, real bullets will fly soon.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:42 | 5998904 Mister Delicious
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the Iranian deal?

The one that lets Iran do what Iran is legally entitled to do - all without forcing Israel to open up for inspections or sign the NPT?

Come on.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:31 | 5999126 BullyBearish
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There's only ONE way to have a nuclear free Middle East...have a nuclear free Middle East by forcing Israel to give up their weapons and their nuclear programs

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:47 | 5999206 escapeefromOZ
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Better still Nuke Dimona and you will see all the khazari rats run for the exit

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:11 | 5999301 HowdyDoody
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And even with that massive get out, Israel whines and whines.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:08 | 5998765 matt1970
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I'd really lke to find out what Putin's IQ is and compare it to Obama's. 

 

-Matt
http://MrDryOut.com 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:28 | 5998860 McMolotov
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According to the Pentagon, Putin is supposedly the insecure, antisocial, smart kid with Asperger's. By that metric, Obama is the retarded kid who sits in the corner and makes finger-paintings with his own shit.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:37 | 5998889 Ms. Erable
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I see you're giving Barry some Affirmative Action credit in your analysis; you're over-estimating his abilities.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:53 | 5999234 reader2010
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He is no dumb and he knows precisely which side of bread is buttered. As George Carlin puts it he's put there to give you an illusion. 

 

 

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:55 | 5999539 angel_of_joy
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You seem to have a very peculiar idea of what human intelligence means...

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:29 | 5999118 ch25061
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Judging from the quickness of his wit and sophistication of his

off-the-cuff responses that his IQ is Enormous... Probably

well over 160.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:39 | 5998897 SeminoleBob For...
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Hey new Crazy Cooter!  I watched this via live feed.  He doesn't seem to use teleprompters, always eyeing the audience and not looking in one place.  He reads stats from paper or from the computer, when answering questions and speaking to the people, eyeing the people to the side, front, other side.  It's pretty amazing.  A far cry from an Obama State of the Union:

Obama:  Our economy is booing!

Democrats: standing ovation and cheers

Obama: Unemployment has never been better!

DemocratsL Standing ovation and cheers

Obama: We have contained Russia and China

Democrats and Republicans: standing ovation and cheers

Love Putin or hate him, he knows his country, knows the facts and talks to he people, taking hard questions.  We just don't see that heee in America. Very sad, it's always a reminder of how far we have fallen

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:11 | 5999300 L Bean
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There's a reason why he's never shown on video in the US, and why his speeches and public interviews are never scrutinized or even translated.

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:34 | 5999434 basho
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"and why his speeches and public interviews are never scrutinized or even translated."

if you're talking about Putin you can find the speeches translated on the net and commented on.

if you're talking about Obama you are correct

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 15:48 | 6000032 L Bean
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I obviously wasn't talking about Obama, whose speeches are glorified and quoted by practically every US news outlet. I was talking about the ZERO substantial coverage of Putin by the west.

 

"Can be Googled"

Yeah and so can my butt, but there's no danger of that changing the current paradigm.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:56 | 5998952 Cast Iron Skillet
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A leader is what you put a sinker on when you go fishing.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:19 | 5998763 fudge
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Does that shame come with a double helping of fries ?

Retard fucking pindos wouldn't know what to do or how to feed themselves without a 'leader'.

 

4 hours of chat and answers, talk about embarrassing the Liberal Democracies of the West.

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:07 | 5999017 Baa baa
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Soon as they got hungry, they would learn really quick.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:51 | 5999209 Shirley Swanepoel
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Somewhat scripted but no teleprompter.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:42 | 5999471 fudge
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Yep, but we know it's 'somewhat scripted' ;-) but I don't see anyone else in the west willing to stand in front of the crowd :-)

If you're interested in what Russians think try here http://www.yaplakal.com/forum28/topic1089258.html [translate if you need ]

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:30 | 5999407 basho
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"American's shouldn't need leaders"

well, it seems they don't have any leaders.

what they have is oligarghs and political pussies paid by netanyahoo and a police-state-police-force and a disfunctioning expensive health system, no school system, racist and fundamentalist philosophies, the irs and nsa and and

nope, you've got everything but a leader to keep you in line

have fun

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 08:42 | 6002492 datura
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unfortunately, in this fight against Western banksters, we do need a strong leader. Otherwise, you have just weak persons, who are puppets and incapable of anything. No common politician would do, because they would be too afraid to do anything. If Putin was not a leader, he wouldnt have been able to kick out the oligarchs. This does not mean that we need strong leaders always. But there are times in history, when you do need one. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 10:00 | 6002743 shouldvekilledthem
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I agree. Cooperation, decentralization and transparency should be the main priorities of any honest system.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 09:04 | 6021521 VangelV
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Lighten up my friend.  I don't think that was the point being made.  The contrast seemed funny.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:02 | 5998746 1000yrdstare
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The McInsane jab was priceless....

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:11 | 5998773 pods
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Hitler was a piker compared to the brutality of Stalin.

pods

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:14 | 5998782 Headbanger
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Ain't gonna be nothin if Helliry gets elected.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:19 | 5998806 Thirst Mutilator
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Stalin was born Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili.. When Lenin formed the Bolsheviks, Jughashvili eagerly joined up with him. Jughashvili proved to be a very effective organizer of men as well as a capable intellectual. Among other activities, he distributed propaganda, provoked strikes, staged bank robberies, and ordered assassinations. In 1907 Jughashvili made use of his reputation as a poet to stage the 1907 Tiflis bank robbery. He used a former school friend who was also a fan of his poetry as the inside man for a bank robbery that left 40 dead and stole millions of roubles for Lenin. This demonstrated to Lenin his need for Jughashvili.[15] Jughashvili was arrested and exiled to Siberia numerous times, but often escaped. His skill and charm won him the respect of Lenin, and he rose rapidly through the ranks of the Bolsheviks...

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:37 | 5998887 Bay of Pigs
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Red arrows on this? So we have Stalin and Lenin supporters here at ZH?

Fuck me...trolololo...

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 14:56 | 5999799 Anusocracy
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It's easy to single out murderous psychopathic leaders but behind every example are thousands or millions of lower level psychopathic killers that make it all possible.

All they lack is the motivation, which is what the leaders supply.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:21 | 5999363 basho
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spend some time with american history.

go all the way back.

then broaden out to the crusades, genghis khan, various turks, pol pot.

why stop with hitler and stalin.

humans are all f*cking crazy.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:14 | 5998788 NotApplicable
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Especially in a British accent.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:03 | 5998752 EatYourCornTake...
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I always wonder how many people on ZH are kremlin paid trolls, Us govt paid trolls, and how many are actually retarded. Take all of that away and you have a small ZH community of people actually interested in non mainstream news, but how many?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:11 | 5998772 CrazyCooter
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Actually, I would like my nations sovereignty and liberty back, if it is all the same to you.

Putin is "admired" because has his shit together and he's smart, not because he is a choir boy. No one at that level in any nation is particularly high on the "good guy" scale. I think the overall community bitch is here is that our leaders are fucking morons.

In fact, they are sooooo fucking stupid they are pretty much driving the nation into the dirt like some lazy grand kids that inherited their grand parents business empire and all they have time for is chasing skirt and wrecking sports cars.

Like that.

Regards,

Cooter

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:15 | 5998791 Harbanger
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They Grubered the folks, again and again.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:18 | 5998803 NotApplicable
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Funny how divide and conquer works, isn't it?

Useful idiots are useful. Especially when it comes time to pick a "fall guy." Until then, as long as they stick to the script, their actions can be covered by plausible deniability.

AKA "Win-Fucking-Win!"

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:46 | 5998922 Bay of Pigs
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Many of us, including myself, have been accused of being Putin and Russia trolls. It is so absurd it barely deserves comment.

Now ask me how I feel about the FED, IRS, Wall St, CIA, NSA, Obama, McCain, Clinton, Pelosi, Boehner and all the other shitbirds and fucktards here in the US? Oh, and throw in AIPAC, State Dept, DOJ, Pentagon, FBI and the CFR too.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 14:52 | 5999785 Jack Napier
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It sure is ironic when stupid people call other people stupid, as if they know better. Kind of like how so many people like the movie Idiocracy and think they aren't part of the problem by blowing all their money on alcohol and cigarettes, and going up to their eyeballs in debt with shiny things they can't afford because advertising's got them on the run.

If you honestly believe our leaders are stupid, then you aren't paying attention to the big lie. Everything is going according to plan. They may not be the brightest bulbs, but the are definitely not in charge of their own decision making process. I'm surprised people here still don't get that. The fact that you got 52 upvotes for such an ignorant post does not bode well for those of us who don't want to be wiped out when the Simplification comes.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 09:07 | 6021542 VangelV
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 I think the overall community bitch is here is that our leaders are fucking morons.

I agree but the problem is that voters are morons for thinking that big government to rule us all is necessary and put those 'leaders' in power.  

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:16 | 5998798 czarangelus
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The first user to accuse other users of being paid shills is a paid shill.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:19 | 5998807 NotApplicable
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"Thou that smelt it, dealt it."

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:04 | 5999004 Baa baa
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The guilty dog barks loudest. And so....

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:17 | 5998800 msmith9962
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Was that a threat when he said you won't live to see his retirement?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 18:20 | 6000587 Parrotile
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I noticed that too. I didn't regard it as a threat. but more of an observation, especially in view of this - http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2015/04/15/will-washington-kill-us-paul-craig-roberts/.

I suspect the "message" was that NO-ONE will "live to see their retirement" if things progress in their current direction!

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 19:35 | 6000900 Volkodav
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careful of the translations...

 

 

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:32 | 5998875 ABCDEF123456
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I am all three of the above mentioned

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:44 | 5998905 DaveyJones
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we get our money from the Black Sea

Please get yourself out of the football mindset.

The US government is reviled because of the US government

The fact that it must answer to the rest of the world,

no matter how "imperfect" that world is,

was innevitable

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:51 | 5998939 Mister Delicious
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I wonder if you always deal in ad hominems because you don't know much about geopolitics or the role of the press in propagandizing the American people - you can at least go back and look at efforts to get the US into ww1 when they didn't want to get involved.

As for paid trolls - who's paying you?

Washington’s War on Russia

*******
http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/03/18/washingtons-war-on-russia/

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:02 | 5998991 Baa baa
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Is it lonely up on that pedestal?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:19 | 5999058 btdt
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2% kremlin paid trolls

12.34% Us govt paid trolls

12.34% actually retarded

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:07 | 5999283 One of these is...
One of these is not like the others..'s picture

Well, I for one am interested in non MSMnews.

I am a bit retarded though, so please type slowly and don't use any syllogisms because I don't know what they are..

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:15 | 5999326 basho
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why not take a poll?

:)

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:27 | 5999395 joego1
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I believe all world rulers are equally evil including Putdog. They didn't get to be top dog by playing nice.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 23:37 | 6001723 TheReplacement
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That is the fairest assessment I've seen.  To be fair, some rulers are more evil than others.  Sorta like some animals...

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 19:31 | 6000881 Volkodav
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more than you will ever comprehend..

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:35 | 5999442 drendebe10
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..... what a stark contrast compared to the teleprompter transparent fudgepacker....  

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 14:23 | 5999645 Freddie
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Putin sometimes sounds like a framer of the Constitution.

You USSA ZioCon Israhell Jonathan Pollard firsters can go to hell.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:00 | 5998739 Fun Facts
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In other news, the US President [puppet/mascott] is having some scripts written by the ZWO gangbangkster cartel for him to read off the teleprompter.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:01 | 5998981 Baa baa
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ZWO? Zoo World Order? The term is new to me.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:21 | 5999365 walküre
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Zio

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 23:38 | 6001724 TheReplacement
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Zoo works too.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:02 | 5998749 Mercury
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Putin Live: Talks US, Nukes, Ukraine, Iran, Hitler, And Cloning In Town Hall Meeting — Full VIdeo


PUTIN TO CLONE HITLER AND USE IRANIAN NUKES AGAINST UKRAINE, US.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:04 | 5998754 Headbanger
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Nyet comrade.

Putin is say clone Stalin to nuke Amerikanski cloned Hitler in Ukraine.

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:06 | 5998758 Mercury
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My newsreader algo is more actionable than yours.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:11 | 5998776 Headbanger
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No big deal comrade.

Mine is written in COBOLSKI

Strongest nuclear proof programing on planet!

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:20 | 5998815 NotApplicable
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ADA

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:27 | 5998840 Headbanger
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Nyet comrade

It's Ada.

Who was hot brainiac mistress to Babbage..

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:33 | 5998878 NotApplicable
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LOL

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:35 | 5999143 AmericasCicero
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WHERE THE HELL HIS BORIS WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:05 | 5998755 Reaper
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When will our affirmatively trained answer questions without a teleprompter?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:11 | 5998775 tony wilson and...
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 i am not jewish

but as a jew i understand the russian minds.

i have studied russian and putins for decades.

as a believer and scholar  in freud and rabbi dov zakheim works.

as a teacher at the menachem begin ariel sharon yoga massage school at magna bsp dimona.

i would say that putin is the new hitler.

looking at the video from a rabbinical perps pective i would say he is insane

already

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:14 | 5998785 czarangelus
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Not sure if serious.jpg

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:37 | 5998886 NotApplicable
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Pretty common with tony.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:59 | 5998970 Toolshed
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You spew that incomprehensible gibberish and then claim Putin is insane?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:07 | 5999287 Charming Anarchist
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What part of it did you not understand?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:13 | 5999310 basho
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"

 i am not jewish

but as a jew i understand the russian minds."

sounds like you forgot to take your medication, again.

lmao

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:15 | 5999329 L Bean
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I am lol

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:18 | 5999344 Wahooo
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????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:20 | 5999359 sandman.s
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What you are is a fucking twat.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:22 | 5999372 walküre
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tell us about Vietnam and your time with Johnny...

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 14:48 | 5999767 farflungstar
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Judaism is an insane death cult.

Unwashed pedophile rabbis (and there are many) should look in their own backyard first. No shortage of insane assholes who think they are chosen by the God they wrote about in their books to pick on.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 23:40 | 6001729 TheReplacement
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The sarc is strong with this one.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 06:32 | 6002204 Infinite QE
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"menachem begin ariel sharon yoga massage school at magna bsp dimona."

Brilliant! LOL.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:13 | 5998780 czarangelus
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All politicians are gangsters, but Obama, Nuland, and co. have set the bar so low even Kim Jong Un could do with some historical revisionism.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:15 | 5998790 QQQBall
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Good format and good talk. 2.8 million calls

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:16 | 5998799 Dr. Engali
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I can't wait until Hitlary gets selected and puts this guy in his place. How dare he speak about the great maverick John McShitstain like that. 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:45 | 5999194 escapeefromOZ
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Only in Murika you have mentelly deranged people like McCain and Obongo in politics !

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 14:22 | 5999639 escapeefromOZ
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@DR. Engali    Billarycan't put Putin in his place may be the other way around . Within 3 month of Billary election you can count on WW3  may be that would be the opportunity to finish off once for alla the Zionist entity in Israhell . One nuke and it's over !

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 18:36 | 6000643 Parrotile
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Going by the general trending of comments on the Internet, one gets the very strong impression that the (foregone conclusion??) election of "Margaret Thatcher on Steroids" will result in WW3 being very much "in the rearview mirror, receding fast" after her first 3 months are completed . . . . .

Foregone conclusion?? Read and weep - - - - http://www.highbrowmagazine.com/3863-hillary-clinton-next-barack-obama

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:25 | 5998831 gwar5
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Did he cheat and use a teleprompter or have puff-ball pre-selected questions served up? If these four hours are fake n itsbetction than the manufactured American hogwash and they should take notes because nobody believes Oblah-blah.

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:26 | 5998851 QQQBall
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Well at least they were former Senators. Must keep up the facade of ethics.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:29 | 5998865 Ms No
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Nice dig on McCain.  That's why he has respect, he is the only one telling the truth to power.  Like RT he may do a piss-poor job of revealing Russia's corruption but he does a great job at revealing ours, which is actually providing a service.  Mostly, it's assholes that want to believe the delusion that America is the great city on the hill that have a problem with it. 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:42 | 5998907 fudge
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'Like RT he may do a piss-poor job of revealing Russia's corruption'

Reveal this to whom ? Russians ? Do you think Russians can't read the News ?. It's no secret, the dirt in Russian is well documented whether it be web or print we can all read and see it.

Any non Russian speaking person capable of using google or Yandex can translate a web page and learn this for themselves if their interested, you also failed to mention alcoholism and drug addition amongst the many problems faced daily in Russia.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:46 | 5999199 Ms No
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I wasn't attempting to give a rundown of Russia's problems.  You can't throw a rock in this country without hitting a meth head, and where did meth originate again?  What was that congressional hearing about that involved Prescott Bush?  Yeah, somebody needs to expose this cancer and obviously MSM isn't going to do it, if Putin wants to that's great, plus he's funny.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:09 | 5999297 basho
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"Despite the fact that American people make up only four percent of the global population, they still manage to use two-thirds of illegal drugs worldwide"

High Society: How Substance Abuse Ravages America and What to Do About It.” (2008). CASA Columbia. Accessed July 10, 2014.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 18:46 | 6000683 Parrotile
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Seems one particularly unwelcome "Russian Export" may have already arrived in the USA - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507501/First-US-Krokodil-drug-case-recorded-doctors-St-Louis.html.

Not a significant problem (yet) but ease of acquisition of the esssential components, and the very short effective half-life, means this could be a problem down the track, especially in the poorer / non-Metropolitan areas.

HuffPo has an opinion (as always) - - - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/17/krokodil-arizona_n_4292133.html

Yet the real "current threats" are the same old names - MDMA, "Prescription" opioids (diverted / stolen / inappropriately prescribed), Heroin, Pot, even alcohol. http://www.healthline.com/health-news/addiction-the-top-us-drug-threats-101913#3

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 19:16 | 6000813 Volkodav
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prescription drugs  pharma result more deaths

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 18:56 | 6000724 wendigo
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People have the right to do drugs. 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 19:13 | 6000800 Volkodav
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agree    good post

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:30 | 5998866 Mister Delicious
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http://www.takeoverworld.info/Grand_Chessboard.pdf
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http://cosmos.ucc.ie/cs1064/jabowen/IPSC/articles/article0005345.html
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a controlled US MSM

= unending war

Plenty of blame to go around, but how about a vote of 'no confidence' in a completely bought and paid for USA Congress?

*********************
http://natsummit.org/

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:39 | 5998870 NuYawkFrankie
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Putin has to be diplomatic - so I'll say it for him:

The USSA is the Global Pariah Rogue State.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:35 | 5998883 JohnGaltsChild
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Yep. Chess Master.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:37 | 5998885 Otto Zitte
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Putin is on script. Cue any James Bond soundtrack. Who reads Time? Who gets surveyed, and who but gimmedats cooperate with any surveys, especially the now peristent  "customer service" (positioning themselves behind the customer, and quietly unzipping their pants) surveys?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:14 | 5999035 Mike Honcho
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Yes, a memorized script ad-libbed.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:16 | 5999042 btdt
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quit soiling the flag zitto

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:05 | 5999278 basho
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take your meds.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:25 | 5999385 walküre
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at least you're sporting the right flag, pimple Otto

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:39 | 5999458 bid the soldier...
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how does it feel to be a flippin moron, Zitte?

http://www.forbes.com/powerful-people/

Drudge misses you.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 22:28 | 6001534 Otto Zitte
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Keeryst, what the hell was I thinking? Of course their homicidal kleptocracy must be better than our homicidal kleptocracy because their benevolent KGB dictater is just a wild and crazy guy, not in collusion with or a CFR/CIA fellow traveller like our debauched bankster bait. MSM, east & west spins him as the father figure, der fuhrer, you hopefull closet statists secretly wish would protect you from all those other creeps.

You can all - how do you popular guys say - FUCK OFF!

“What would you have me do?
Seek for the patronage of some great man,
And like a creeping vine on a tall tree
Crawl upward, where I cannot stand alone?
No thank you! Dedicate, as others do,
Poems to pawnbrokers? Be a buffoon
In the vile hope of teasing out a smile
On some cold face? No thank you! Eat a toad
For breakfast every morning? Make my knees
Callous, and cultivate a supple spine,
Wear out my belly grovelling in the dust?
No thank you! Scratch the back of any swine
That roots up gold for me? Tickle the horns
Of Mammon with my left hand, while my right
Too proud to know his partner's business,
Takes in the fee? No thank you! Use the fire
God gave me to burn incense all day long
Under the nose of wood and stone? No thank you!
Shall I go leaping into ladies' laps
And licking fingers? or- to change the form-
Navigating with madrigals for oars,
My sails full of the sighs of dowagers?
No thank you! Publish verses at my own
Expense? No thank you! Be the patron saint
Of a small group of literary souls
Who dine together every Tuesday? No
I thank you! Shall I labor night and day
To build a reputation on one song,
And never write another? Shall I find
True genius only among Geniuses,
Palpitate over little paragraphs,
And struggle to insinuate my name
In the columns of the Mercury?
No thank you! Calculate, scheme, be afraid,
Love more to make a visit than a poem,
Seek introductions, favors, influences?
No thank you! No, I thank you! And again
I thank you!

But...
To sing, to laugh, to dream
To walk in my own way and be alone.
Free, with a voice that means manhood - to cock my hat
Where I choose - at a word, a Yes, a No,
To fight - or to write.To travel any road
Under the sun, under the stars, nor doubt
If fame or fortune lie beyond the bourne -
Never to make a line I have not heard
In my own heart; Yet, with all modesty
To say: "My soul, be satisfied with flowers,
With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them
In the one garden you may call your own."
So, when I win some triumph, by some chance,
Render no share to Caesar - in a word,
I am too proud to be a parasite.
And if my nature wants the germ that grows
Towering to heaven like the mountain pine,
Or like the oak, sheltering multitudes,
I stand, not high it may be-but alone!”

- Edmond Rostand, not a TV script writer

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:38 | 5998894 SeminoleBob For...
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Hey new Crazy Cooter!  I watched this via live feed.  He doesn't seem to use teleprompters, always eyeing the audience and not looking in one place.  He reads stats from paper or from the computer, when answering questions and speaking to the people, eyeing the people to the side, front, other side.  It's pretty amazing.  A far cry from an Obama State of the Union:

Obama:  Our economy is booing!

Democrats: standing ovation and cheers

Obama: Unemployment has never been better!

DemocratsL Standing ovation and cheers

Obama: We have contained Russia and China

Democrats and Republicans: standing ovation and cheers

Love Putin or hate him, he knows his country, knows the facts and talks to he people, taking hard questions.  We just don't see that heee in America. Very sad, it's always a reminder of how far we have fallen

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:43 | 5998910 Mister Delicious
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Putin at least doesn't put Israeli interests ahead of Russian ones.

WASHINGTON (JTA) — Republicans are far more likely than Democrats to support Israel when U.S. and Israeli interests diverge.

A Bloomberg News poll published this week found that 67 percent of Republican respondents agreed with the statement, “Israel is an important ally, the only democracy in the region, and we should support it even if our interests diverge,” while 30 percent agreed with the statement “Israel is an ally but we should pursue America’s interests when we disagree with them.” Among Democrats, 64 percent of respondents agreed with the latter statement.

Overall, respondents were statistically tied over the question of whether the United States should pursue its own interests over Israel’s, with 47 percent agreeing and 45 percent disagreeing.

- http://www.jta.org/2015/04/16/news-opinion/politics/poll-republicans-lik...?

Had enough yet?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:02 | 5998989 Mister Delicious
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who but an israel firster ziobot downvotes that? lol.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:45 | 5998917 Condor96
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http://blogdigeopoliticainternazionale.blogspot.it/2015/04/lunione-euras...

EurasiaUnion is very alternativ. Article for SCO and Russia, Kazakhistan and Belarus. 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:46 | 5998918 Mister Delicious
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The Kremlin and the Neocons

http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/04/15/the-kremlin-and-the-neocons/

"Putin’s Comment

The geopolitical vacuum that enabled the neocons to try out their “regime change” scheme in the Middle East may have been what Russian President Vladimir Putin was referring to in his state-of-the-nation address on April 25, 2005, when he called the collapse of the Soviet Union “the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the [past] century.” Putin’s comment has been a favorite meme of those who seek to demonize Putin by portraying him as lusting to re-establish a powerful USSR through aggression in Europe."

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:49 | 5998930 WillyGroper
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I really want someone to convince me this isn't theater. Here's why...

If Vichy DC is dismayed with the UK for aligning w/AIIB, why do they have troops in this Jade Helm 15 exercise? We know where this is headed.

Anyone who's listened to Charlotte Iserbyt (father a bonesman) or Anita Hogue, knows this common core education abortion has Soviet/Marxist roots.

Listening to Fr Malachi Martin, audio early 90's he emphatically states common curriculum was hatched in 1985 as a joint venture with Gorby (remember his Pizza Hut commercials) and the Carnegie foundation. On the flip side, he also stated that if this planet is to be saved, it will come from Russia.

Counterpoints?

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 14:48 | 5999766 MEAN BUSINESS
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On the last point, it may have something to do with the United Nations being used as a tool to control the opposition. If Russia walked out, their might be a stampede for the exit?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:50 | 5998935 newsoutlet
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https://stopputinregime.wordpress.com

putin - most pathetic liar in the world

 

When putin regime invaded Georgia and occupied it's territories to creat two puppet states based on Georgia teritory which are only recognized by aggressor - putin regime - in interview he was asked will Crimea will be next target. Putin as pathetic liar he is - lied as much as he can - watch video with English subtitles.

[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMUkDDILcs[/embed]

And than again he lied about putin regime forces in Crimea that they where not taking any part in Crimea occupation, later on admitted that actually was taking part - that is - he occupied and annexed Crimea using military force:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8AMsRx2jjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TftvqJyOQg

As you can see putin is simply pathetic liar on world stage that can not be trusted as he is no man of honor of his word. He is pathetic thief, killer and liar.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:54 | 5998948 Mister Delicious
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“Our first objective is to prevent the re-emergence of a new rival, either on the territory of the former Soviet Union or elsewhere, that poses a threat on the order of that posed formerly by the Soviet Union. This is a dominant consideration underlying the new regional defense strategy and requires that we endeavor to prevent any hostile power from dominating a region whose resources would, under consolidated control, be sufficient to generate global power.”

-The Wolfowitz Doctrine, the original version of the Defense Planning Guidance, authored by Under Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, leaked to the New York Times on March 7, 1992

http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/03/18/washingtons-war-on-russia/

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Crimeans Keep Saying No to Ukraine
March 22, 2015

Exclusive: In a rare moment of honesty, a Western news outlet, Forbes, admits that the people of Crimea expressed their legitimate will in last year’s referendum when they voted to abandon Ukraine and rejoin Russia, an inconvenient truth for the U.S. State Department and press corps, writes Robert Parry.

https://consortiumnews.com/2015/03/22/crimeans-keep-saying-no-to-ukraine/

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Why Neocons Seek to Destabilize Russia | Consortiumnews

Exclusive: Any propaganda war starts by planting stories that your target is getting rich, whether he is or isn’t, the latest move in demonizing Vladimir Putin. But the larger question is what might happen if the neocons succeed in destabilizing nuclear-armed Russia, asks Robert Parry.

By Robert Parry

https://consortiumnews.com/2014/04/27/why-neocons-seek-to-destabilize-ru...

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WHO are the neocons???

“The machiavelian threefold game of the neoconservatives”
by Laurent Guyénot

To realize their fantasies of world domination, the neocons resorted to a triple discourse, as Laurent Guyénot shows in this study, i.e. a cynical political philosophy developed by their mentor Leo Strauss for domestic consumption; a cold analysis of Israeli strategic interests for the benefit of the leaders in Tel Aviv, and a fear-mongering warning against imaginary dangers besetting U.S. public opinion.

- http://www.voltairenet.org/article178638.html

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:14 | 5999038 btdt
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biggest liar in the whole world! if that is true, why is his nose so small?

 

these are the daily hasbara talking points? geez third stringers now assigned to ZH.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:39 | 5999162 SMC
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You and your handlers may want to consider that your data, grammar, structure and style simply make the object of your attempted ridicule appear AWESOME!

ROFL.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:01 | 5999263 basho
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the village idiot is back

Free occupied Latvia

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:17 | 5999339 L Bean
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STFU Bandera troll.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:27 | 5999394 walküre
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truth hurts

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 14:51 | 5999784 farflungstar
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Anti-Russian newsbot needs to fuck off where someone gives a shit about his rambling pack of lies.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 15:59 | 6000064 Berspankme
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short of potatoes today newsdouche?

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 16:13 | 6000106 rbianco3
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The liar is usually the one that hides from cameras and crowds, like Hitlery and Bomb-Bomb-O, not Master Putin who takes hours of questions from politics to his dick size and I bet he has the first lady beat in the latter.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 16:51 | 6000266 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ah, newsoutlet viedorklis, comments just like out of a mental institution. Never read what you write? You pour insanitation, and the object of your schizophrenie is Putin.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 19:06 | 6000759 Volkodav
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non compos mentis

troll of many faces

 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:59 | 5998965 me or you
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Obama wouldn't last one minute without the help of a teleprompter. 

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 11:59 | 5998969 BendGuyhere
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Wow..Can you imagine our airbrushed fakey moron ivy leaguers conducting such a town hall? Even if it was somewhat scripted, still a very impressive performance. Putin is an actual national leader, who takes seriously his responsibilities to his country. You cannot say that about any of the self-serving piles of corrupt dog shit that occupy the USA national stage. Hillary, Jebby, W, O, Big Dog Clinton, etc etc: like a fucking wax museum of steaming piles of dog shit.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:06 | 5999012 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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regarding Alaska, I think Putin and Palin may have accidentally glassed each other while surveying the horizon with their hunting rifles.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 13:31 | 5999416 walküre
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Putin probably has this picture blown up in his man cave

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pG4kSEiqCow/VMHg_IP7KKI/AAAAAAAA5YU/wGimOds_zs...

Good taste exceeds political theatre.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:17 | 5999050 will ling
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"spectacle" ? why that choice of word? anyway, wonder if vlad read editorial page of NYT today? the empire is comin' fer ya vlad.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:58 | 5999252 basho
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spectacle: anything presented to the sight or view, especially something of a striking or impressive kind.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 12:45 | 5999196 Shirley Swanepoel
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I admire this man. Compared to the POS we have.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 15:08 | 5999841 farflungstar
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Shirley I agree. USSA people have for too long looked at limp-wristed liars, sellouts, crooks, empty suits and out and out retardate psychopaths that they can't differentiate between a real leader their people respect versus the garbage that passes for AmeriKan political leaders, all bent over backwards for Israel and Wall St. They can't even talk off the cuff to their audiences, lest they flub the lines written for them. It's no wonder Putin was voted Man of the Year of Time magazine (again) where the majority of voters are AmeriKan. Kongress doesn't have perenially low approval ratings because they do a good job, and not all of us have our Zio blinders on.

POS all.

Thu, 04/16/2015 - 19:00 | 6000744 Volkodav
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I guess Time thing means there more of america respect Putin more than deviant Lady Gaga

country kinda sanity split right there

 

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