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Artist's Impression Of This Week's ISIS Terror Attack Planning Meeting

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Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:57 | 6004125 LawsofPhysics
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He called ahead people, they knew he was coming.  For fucks sake, this really wasn't rocket science.

Fucking devolution.

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6004141 NoDebt
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There you go citing facts again.  You're not going to get far in life if you keep doing that.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:02 | 6004151 SERReal1
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Come on now, facts are irrelavant and you know it.....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:33 | 6004259 Manthong
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Anyone who shops at Homer can find a massive pile of terrorist implements.

One not even need to stop to create untold havoc and terror.

Just get in your car, or better, big honker 4WD with deep mud treads and drive down any busy, populated  street and run down as much two-legged meat as you can.

Scream Allah-WTF-bar while you do it and, Voila!, more billions for DHS.

Or better yet…

Anyone with a brain smells a big set-up with this gyro-clown.

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:12 | 6004417 0b1knob
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< Irony.

< Hilarity

 

What an ISIS attack on the white house would prodce for you.   Considering how ISIS was created by the US and Obama openned the borders.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:42 | 6004530 SuperRay
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Congress/NSA/CIA/TSA/DHS getting ready to ban shadows, because people are jumping at them

Also going to ban:

Rocks

Any kind of aerosol spray

belts

People with colds

yadda yadda yadda

How stupid can people get?  Turns out, pretty fuckin' stupid

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:45 | 6004537 boogerbently
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If ISIS just showed up at the front gate and told them what they wanted to do the Secret Service would probably just LET them in.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:42 | 6005413 fzrkid
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we could only hope..

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:01 | 6004819 Eeyores Enigma
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Point being that there are no terrorist looking to attack the US or the White House else they could have strapped a fan on their backs, drifted in and KABOOM!

What this also shows is that all "Terror attacks" in the us were thought up and pulled off by our own government. "Yea... lets have him stick the bomb in his jock strap... yea thats it".

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 21:03 | 6005203 StychoKiller
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You left out confetti! :>D

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:21 | 6004885 A Nanny Moose
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<-ISIS

<-KAOS

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:04 | 6004162 kaiserhoff
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Anyone who couldn't wipe out DC lacks imagination,

  and has the ambition of a slug.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:40 | 6004517 nmewn
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Just call for shutting down the federal government again and half of them would die of a heart attack, so a 50% kill rate ain't bad for a WMD ;-)

(Weaponized Media Device)

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:23 | 6004871 Manthong
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Anyone who couldn't wipe out DC lacks imagination,

  and has the ambition of a slug.

Less ambition than Bill Ayers who is a retired professor likely relaxing with a six-figure pension right now.

 

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:34 | 6004276 drendebe10
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...too bad the fudgepacker didn't run into they gyro's rotor wing...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6004144 Occams_Chainsaw
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Don't worry they are going to put some pointy thingees on the fence now.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:09 | 6004181 McMolotov
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Smart thinking. Barry's dildo collection is extensive and will frighten off almost anyone.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:05 | 6004163 McMolotov
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They hate us for our hobbyist flying machines.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:19 | 6004219 JLee2027
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I'd rather have those Congressman quaking in fear of what could happen rather than being surrounded by armed men and acting like despots.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:30 | 6004262 Buckaroo Banzai
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Huh?? They ARE surrounded by armed men (been to the Capitol building lately) and they ARE acting like despots.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:46 | 6005423 chilli sauce
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Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:57 | 6004129 Oswald did it
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Fucking stupid

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6004132 Fun Facts
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Would have been funnier if the guy by the chalkboard was Netanyahoo.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6004221 JLee2027
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Netanyahu has nukes, and wouldn't need a chalkboard.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6004293 Fun Facts
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Netanyahu needs false flag terror though, and he sponsors ISIS.

"by way of deception thou shalt do war" - Mossad Motto

Good read, Israel tried to ban it:

By Way of Deception: The Making of a Mossad officer

http://www.amazon.com/By-Way-Deception-Making-officer/dp/0971759502

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:04 | 6009459 JLee2027
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He does not sponsor ISIS. Stop with the nonsense.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:46 | 6005149 Surging Chaos
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The cartoon is from Townhall.com, a neocon website. They have so much Israeli dick in their mouths that they would never think about insult their dear overlord Bibi.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6004133 NoDebt
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Yeah, I belive that could be a room down in Langley.  Looks roughly right.  Not exactly the bridge of the Enterprise, but they don't really have to put much effort into this ISIS thing after the last 14 years of "terrorists everywhere" saturating the MSM.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:07 | 6004172 pods
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It's scary man I tell ya. I heard a hummingbird yesterday and I dove under the damn table.

pods

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:07 | 6004174 kaiserhoff
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Could be FBI.  They like the bare foot, secret squirrel kind of crap.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6004135 MsCreant
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They will cause hyperinflation by printing and choppering in the pallets of $?

The Fed is already doing that terrorist plot.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6004136 Fukushima Sam
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We need to take out every motherfucking butterfly that dares get near DC.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:02 | 6004150 angel_of_joy
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Not sure about ISIS, but I'm ready to bet that Putin is doing just that... and without Onion's help !

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6004138 Mister Delicious
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https://socioecohistory.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/msm-propaganda_pales...

This was scrubbed from the intertubes.

for a bit.

Even I am not saying its def legit - but I am saying ISIS is a fucking sham golem Emmanuel goldstein of Salafist Arabia, the US, and Zionistan.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6004139 JailBank
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I see those freedom haters have white boards.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6004148 Toolshed
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Well sure, there is one in every CIA satellite office.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:13 | 6004170 Kirk2NCC1701
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Actually, WhiteBoards are so 1990s.

They have iBoards now, with PC style Touchscreens and Gesture Language (GL) -- akin to what you see on CNN.

The GL has been customized to ISIS, to include gesture expressing Funding, Derision, Rage, Rape, Shootings, Decapitations and Explosions. Use your imagination as to what those gestures might look like.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:01 | 6004997 Arnold
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Please pardon my lack of hipness.

What is CNN?

I don't try to be trendy, but some knowledge is necessary.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:02 | 6004155 mastersnark
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ISIS is going to try a letter writing campaign?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:52 | 6004336 Scooby Doo
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Or a Twitter campaign like Mrs. Obama. Hold up a sign & make a sad/mean face.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:06 | 6004171 maskone909
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clearly when your goal is to contact congress and to be taken seriously, the obvious choice is to do it via Gryrocopter.  it just screams, "Hey, we are the general public, we are too smart to fall for your tricks!!!"

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:08 | 6004177 Mike Honcho
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There are easy access points and targets all over the country, guess what, nada.  Except for the FBI provocateured plots.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:11 | 6004185 Handful of Dust
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Taxpayer are forced to pay Billions/year for DHS ... but it's worth every penny, right?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:13 | 6004192 economessed
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Well, nobody seems to be concerned about ISIS having invented an invisibility cloak.  Who is to say they aren't walking all around the capitol wearing invisibility cloaks?  Come on, people -- BE AFRAID!!!!    <snark>

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:16 | 6004213 AZLagun
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Would have been better if they were watching it happen live out of a window from the WH.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:16 | 6004215 AZLagun
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Would have been better if they were watching it happen live out of a window from the WH.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:21 | 6004226 random999
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if there was a real threat then someone would have done it already.

I can think of a million ways to deal massive damage to a society. As long as you are willing to sacrifice your own life.. Now why dont "they"? I can only come up with one answer to that: there is no real threat

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:29 | 6004253 Shad_ow
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I have often wondered this.  There is no way to stop large scale attacks if one wants to harm others in our "free" society.  I believe the threat is real but not to the extent that we are told.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:16 | 6004424 Thought Processor
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The only way to sell the annual military budget to the US people is through the persistent threat of terrorism on US soil.  Even though the statistics say that the average US citizen is 100 times more likely to be shot and Killed by a police officer than to be a victim of a terrorist act.

After Russia was taken down / neutralized in the 90's they had to have a boogey man to justify the national security state complex.

Hence the need to both publicize and assist in funding / instigating terrorist groups around the world.  

It's win win.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:24 | 6004240 swass
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If I would have just listened to MSM, I would never have known that the gyrocopter incident was a nice, older guy who was just trying to respectfully participate in civil disobedience and was protesting big money in politics.  Not a peep on MSM on WHY he did it in the first place, but rather that he simply isn't a typical terrorist.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:25 | 6004244 Shad_ow
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Why would ISIS target the White House?  Barack is their best ally.  They might even hit their operative, Val Jar.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:36 | 6004282 Mister Delicious
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yeah Barack is controlled by an evil muslim woman... not the cabal of Chicago Zios who installed him into office to be their fuckin puppet, eh? Look at all those appointments of muslims to chief of staff, irs, treasury, commerce and so forth!

use your head.

http://www.whale.to/b/webster_tarpley.html

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6004316 Dre4dwolf
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Isis is a white house paid organization created as a media item so that the government can justify its actions for the increasingly barbaric police state its trying to institute.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:52 | 6004339 kchrisc
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"What did Langley tell you to do?"
"Nothing. What did Glilot Junction tell you to do?"

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"Do we have access to C(IA)NN's green screens this month?"

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:58 | 6004357 stant
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After mailman one , everyone with a subscription to popular mechanics is now a terrorist. Don't need mailman1 to get the message there's no one minding the store

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:31 | 6004491 forwardho
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Would you put your ass on the line for fuckheads who despise you?

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:26 | 6004905 DaveA
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Gyrocopters are slow, noisy, and don't carry much of a payload. They can land almost vertically, but if you're on a suicide mission, what do you care about landing?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:46 | 6005422 JohnFrodo
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excuse me. Mr Bond disagrees!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:30 | 6005618 Fred123
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Why would ISIS attack one of their main leaders house? That would be stupid.

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