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Clash Of The Wealth Redistributing Titans: Caption Contest
When Barry met Yanis... "honest broker" Barack Obama left Greek FinMin Yanis Varoufakis disappointed yesterday when, as Bild reports, the US will not give financial aid to Greece (but will send advisers to Athens to compile a list of possible savings measures).
Thanks but no thanks...
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O bummer!
"I suggest we put our two heads together, and make one fuzzy ass."
And Reggie can referee.....
Greece should arrange for Russia to annex one of it's islands and money would come pouring from the heavens
Everybody and his dog seem to take special pleasure in kicking poor Greece, and then they are surprised (even furious) when the Greeks end up getting friendly with the Russians... Idiocracy at work (right now, not in 2500...) !
body double! there is no way in hell a fellow travel asked obama to throw good money after bad and obama said he wouldn't...
"Yo Bama, what kind of whack shit do you think our asshole overlords are going to to tell us to say next?"
"Don't know but I'm gunna sell the shit out of it".
Obama:
"you have beautiful eyes, like to stay for dinner?"
Greece: Failed Socialist state.
Europe: Failing Socialist state.
U.S.: Failing Socialist state that thinks doesn't know it yet.
we just need a bit more socialism and it will all be OK.... (and failing that we can just move on to full blown nazism, worked for Hitler).
BO: "let me be clear. I have talked to some of our advisors and some economist folks. Me me me, I I I. Ugh, ummm, derr, I will make you an offer. Please agree to toss my salad with that big macho Greco-Roman nose of yours on my nutsack, and I won't Park a drone in yours
Barry: You know what's in store for you?
Yanis: Yes, do you?
Advisors AKA Economic hit men...
They need to show Yanis the "other" Zapruder film.....get in line, or else.
Be wary anytime the US sends "advisors"...it never seems to work out very well.
They sent them to the Congress, with a DVD's s worth of information each winnowed down from 'Data Collection' and made their point.
Greece is harder,obviously because they cannot be shamed.
And 535 DVDs are less weight than the same number of letters for those that are aeronautic-ally inclined.
You mean install listening devices
well, you're not as big as reggie, but what are you doing saturday night?
I could see Obama introducing the pair. I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, Jon. I think you could both help one another out of a jam. Have ya got some starter funds?
'Sorry Man, we spent all our money on funding Nazis in Ukraine, a potential GM dealership in Havana, no boots on the ground in Iraq and supporting our buddies in ISIS. Our boys need Advisors, Weapons and mistaken air drops.....you know how it is Bro'.
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can you introdue me to Krugman ?
bullish option traders lol
http://hedgeaccordingly.com/2015/04/buoyant-trend-on-bourses-leads-hang-...
"I don't give a shit about Greece. I only invited you here so I could meet Uncle Jesse from Full House."
holy shit he is in the background!! LOLOL
Here's the number of my guy, girl, uh, whatever. S/he can help you diversify your portfolio. :gives yanis yellen's number:
USA has printer and you don't...
Hah fooled you. Greece has latest USB printer.
In the photo Yanis is thinking:
"Why do I smell shit everytime he opens his mouth?"
One financially BK the other morally BK.
'Nigga, please!'
*Snap!*
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! [/Geto Boys]
... and Kathleen Johnston, I'd like ta thank ya!
Kiss my Converse.
Sho'nuff
they will be sending the same team of advisors that visited ukraine and yemen.
The blue tie that the person to the left is wearing looks a bit familiar.........
"just introduce a healthcare system that you can use to fleece everyone with"
the US will not give financial aid to Greece...
DAT'S RAYCISS!!
Bolshevik cat fight
Is Varoufakis Jewish?
Hard to believe Mr. Varoufakis remains viable after that wine-glass tipping caption with his old lady at their posh villa a few days back.
Obama: "Listen, I'll send my boys from Goldman Sachs and J.P. Morgan Chase over to see what they can do for you."
Varoufakis: "Oh, I know them, and they have 'done' us enough thanks."
We're only just gettting started fool....
the usa only gives aid to violent muslim extremists
And neo-Nazi coups in Russia's backyard, and corrupt African warlords, and...
Hey Yanni whats the name of that place that serves the Kobe Beef gyros
Y: For $50B I'll be happy to take you there in person....
O: Great sounds like a deal, can I bring Reggie too ?
Y: For $100B you can bring the entire LGBT clan.
O: OK, let's go, what the hell, it's only tax payer money after all. Do you take Amex, we're fresh out of cash ?
(but will send advisers to Athens to compile a list of possible savings measures).
WTF? No one... no gubmint agency here in the USSA has ever heard the word save! All they know is more! Debt doesn't matter!
Hey Greece...tough shit! Love,Obozo
Who’s Zorba?
So how Greek are you?
Great one. Bath house Barry had to be thinking if we can get Michelle some - we have a deal
Yanis: Are you gonna eat your tots?
"Ass-sphincter says what?"
Obama - Your Greek and I like Greek-style so can't we work out some type of "arrangement?"
Obama says to Yani: "Our team can only negotiate for boys under 12 years old without pubic hair. We'll send DSK to make inspections. Shaved boys will be rejected" If we can't finance Greece then we should stop financing Egypt, Isreal, Saudi Arabia, Korea, Japan etc. I can't wait until that turd leaves the WH. They will never get rid of the smell. I am still saving in renminbi and I expect a the Yuan to achieve parity with the USD this year.
What you folks need to do is this...want some freaks okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms0VIKlp0CU
Obummer never looks an unowned person in the eyes
US will not give financial aid to Greece but will send advisers to Athens
yes sir seal team 6
sorry they dead 7
yes 7
the private group called the sas
aman military israeli intel group
and isis the usa team and israeli secret intel service
yes sir syriza
is syria part deux
duck and cover you greek suckers
stash your feta and houmus
rabbis lets roll
Morgan Freeman and Tom Cruise
Oblivion 2
Coming this Summer...
I keep telling you, plant Arugula. You know how much that shit costs at Whole Foods?
Aaaand you shop at Whole Foods - my my
"Go ahead and default - just wait about 20 months when I'll be out of office and on the golf course."
you lick my ass and i'll lick yours...
no thanks i have Michelle and Reggie to do that for me..... make sure you bring plenty of lube to our next meeting, you're gonna need it.....
I was told I needed to Greece the skids, is that you folks?
"We'll send financial aid....Wait, you DON'T have a KFC nearby? We'll send Colonel Sanders"
The magic negro debtboy wioll send "advisors". Don't pull your pants down Yanis
advice coming from a guy running trillion dollar deficits....can't make this stuff up!
They'll send Krugman!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now, yer just being cruel.
Why does Obama hate Greece???
DO NOT - UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES take any financial advice from the United States!! Jeez
"Ok, but just the tip."
This will only hurt for a little while....
and i promise not to cum in your mouth...
yeah. the three biggest lies.
"I know I make your skin crawl but we can get you 50 million on the backend if you just go away. How about a nice hotel in Hawaii? Got any kids?"
Yanis looks really impressed. I guess when one minor Fabian meets the Fabian mac-daddy they would be duly impressed.
"Wait until after the elections. I'll have more flexibility."
But, Reggie says you're pretty flexible already.........
"All I can teach you is the game of destruction, but you are already masterful" - O
Billions for Neo Nazi Ukrainians but nothing for the Greeks. Sounds about right?
Billions from the US or Russia? You're not too clear.
"Give us the money Lebowski....and stop hanging out with superheroes like John Stamos"
Obama: "Seriously bro you brought john stamos as your backup?"
If anyone believes this they're a fucking idiot uncle sam was always going to give greece the money, the greeks knew it hence all the 'pivot to russia' narrative to get the money.
I bet anyone that greece - somehow - makes its loan payments.
No doubt, he would if he thought he could hide it. But the truth is he can hide it on the US end. If there's anything this administration knows is how to hide things. But that would mean he'd have to know how to hide it on Greece's end too. There would be questions as to the money's orgiin, and finding a $10b in a taxi cab just doesn't pass the smell test.
I will be more flexible after the election (snigger worked last time!)
the US will not give financial aid to Greece (but will send advisers to Athens to compile a list of possible savings measures).
Yeah, send in the experts....
1.) No more expensive jaunts to Washington (in private jets) to seek handouts.
2.) No more expensive jaunts around Europe (in private jets) to seek handouts.
3.) Harvest more olives.
4.) Milk more goats.
5.) Rent space to the taliban .... Greece, Iraq, Afganistan what's the difference again ?
6.) Once the terroist insurgency is well established, invite the US to bomb the shit out of the entire country.
7.) Milk the military industrial complex for every penny you can get.
8.) Seek IMF and World Bank loans for redevelopment.
9.) Retire to Hawaii - mission accomplished.
"Hi. My name is Barry. Cocaine is a helluva drug. I also swallow cocks."
Hey Barack can you spare a dollar for a coffee, we're broke in Greece.
Nope sorry mate, we're $17 Trillion in a hole ourselves and I've got way too many bribes to pay off before I leave office, otherwise they'll impeach my sorry ass.
The payoffs won't cost him anything. He'll just pardon all the crooks like Marc Rich and let them escape to the eastern Med.
You know what the main difference is between those two? The guy on the right is actually trying to do something to improve his country.
Not true. Barry has increased aid to Indonesia.
"Me so horny. Me love you long time"
"I understand ... you separate men from boys in Greece with a crowbar... but at the Chicago bath house..... we used to..."
Thanks for the horse, Varo.
How come Detroit City Council wasn't invited?40 square miles of polluted,run-down industrial wasteland has godda have some pull?Ya think...?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4QHJ3Ho4QQ