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Compare And Contrast: Putin vs Draghi

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Spot the difference:

 

  • A topless protester gets "two thumbs up" and a smile from Vladimir Putin.
  • A terrified Mario Draghi reels from a fully-clothed female protester.

 

Source: @RudyHavenstein

 

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Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:58 | 6004356 williambanzai7
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Yes indeed

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:11 | 6004412 UselessEater
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Meanwhile the less theatrical peeps, of the BRICS high finance persuasion, went to Washington to establish an independent free new awesome alternative to Washington.

http://thebricspost.com/brics-finance-ministers-meet-held-in-washington/

why that place?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:25 | 6004462 Save_America1st
Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:23 | 6004683 I am more equal...
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Putin:  This is how men rule.

Drago:  This is how wimps rule.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:31 | 6004711 BigJim
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Putin is a black belt in Judo... I doubt he'd find many unarmed, one-on-one encounters all that threatening.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:41 | 6004747 Wait What
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last time I had a pretty woman running at me with arms in the air, I got a stiffy. a few drinks and hours later, we had sex.

Draghi must be 'friends' with Obama. 'oh no, it's a girl, she must have cooties!'

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:09 | 6004840 Morbid
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double thumbs up!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:21 | 6005065 NoDebt
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Draghi looks like a vampire right after somebody opens the curtain to "let a little light into the room".  Argh!  It burns!  It BURNS!

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 21:06 | 6005205 Manthong
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What I find interesting about that encounter is how pitifully pansy-assed Draghi's defensive reaction was.

No clue as to what to do with his hands (make fists) or arms (blocking positions). Instead, open hands and helpless.

Incredible to think of the power that this pussy wields. 

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:10 | 6005352 kliguy38
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Their cowardice is why they are a threat to mankind........

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:48 | 6005428 Manthong
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You know, if you consider that pic of Draghi above.. there he is.. with a great looking , young female crotch closing upon his face at delicious velocity and you have to ask.. “ Just WTF is HIS problem, now?”.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 23:12 | 6005504 ml8ml8
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Putin did everything but shove $20 in that chicks waistband. Now THAT would have been a bold move.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 09:32 | 6005703 Manthong
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That's what the respective secret service dweebs are for.

AND 20 F'N BUCKS ?

When did THAT happen?

Have  I been in a cocoon for too long?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 10:03 | 6006052 RafterManFMJ
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Naw, if you're a self-made man you have the confidence of challenges met and conquered, and a well of experience to draw upon; the new and unique is greeted with curiosity and a desire to learn and perhaps, profit.

If your a manufactured creature like *all* the leaders of the West, you know your position will be maintained only as long as you remain thier catspaw; and deviation and you'll be cast down (at best).

You can see it in their hesitancy and their fear; they don't know what to do or say because they *must* be sure their Master would approve.

USA interview: submit your media questions beforehand.
Russian Interview: it's like a fucking Reddit AMA.

You get nowhere above dog catcher in the U.S. and West unless you are bought or blackmailed. And that's a fact.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:30 | 6004709 ronron
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hi UE. putin gets it. nice tits.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:52 | 6005647 Dame Ednas Possum
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Vlad: "come to pappa"

Snake man: "I want my mommy"

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 09:28 | 6005974 The Big Ching-aso
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Breastputin.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:58 | 6005996 geno-econ
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Notice the bulge in Putin's pants ? That guy is really fast on the uptake !

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:12 | 6004416 TruthInSunshine
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Putin: "Nice tits...(erect; norm male response)

Draghi: "eek! What's that!" (clitoris retracts)

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:20 | 6004444 nmewn
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He thought a pussy was what he saw every morning in the mirror ;-)

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:49 | 6004557 McMolotov
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Putin's reaction kind of flies in the face of him having Asperger's. I'm glad the Pentagon isn't my doctor, making shitty diagnoses like that.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:56 | 6005451 New Kid
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This is consistent with Aspergers. Aspys have difficulty looking at faces but no problem looking anywhere else.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 23:41 | 6005559 Anusocracy
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I believe it's actually the eyes.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:10 | 6005597 bigkahuna
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lol - a pair of tittys flying around is going to get attention from any of us, mental or not.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:45 | 6004759 spekulatn
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I hope Mr. Putin knocked the f*** out the girly man trying to protect him from the tittyz. 

Good weekend to all ZHers.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 09:18 | 6006010 TMLutas
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The "girly man" was doing his job which is to get between his principal and anything off plan. Props to him for not getting 'distracted'. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:50 | 6005432 chilli sauce
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Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:08 | 6005660 r3phl0x
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I think, I don't even mind anymore - these are increasing hilarious. can easily minimum four lols a week. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 06:02 | 6005851 piratepiet2
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was to be expected you would appreciate this visual propaganda

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 09:24 | 6006016 ZH Snob
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it's all about the flesh.  fleshy concerns for flesh-loving fans. and let's not forget the most important thing in the world: sex, sex, sex.  sexual innuendo, sexual yearning, sexual perversion.

wake up.  they got you by the gonads.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:00 | 6004366 Fun Facts
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they call him faggy draghi for a reason

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:10 | 6004401 Supernova Born
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An alpha vs. a parasite.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:01 | 6004596 nailgunnin4you
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And what an Alpha!! *dreamy eyes*

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:09 | 6004408 Sudden Debt
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If a woman would do that to Obama, all airports would be shut down, the stockmarket would crash, 2 million preppers would go into their bunkers for a year, cnn would be blaming North Korea and show the map of Russia and Osbekistan would be invaded overnight for possible weapons of mass distruction.

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:57 | 6004580 Frank N. Beans
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You're talkin' about Michelle, right?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:01 | 6004595 MisterMousePotato
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Bon mot, Sir. Bon mot.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:41 | 6005406 Manthong
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The Wookie’s inner chimp would react and likely tear the aggressors face off but the HomoChoom-In-Chief would probably wet its pants.

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:56 | 6005650 Dame Ednas Possum
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And if Reggie did it to Obama he'd drop to his knees and make like a turkey "gobble gobble..."

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:05 | 6005007 Thirtyseven
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Osbekistan.  No doubt MSNBC is already preparring the map, and 90% of Americans would never find anything wrong with the geography.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:19 | 6005670 r3phl0x
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Also Gold and oil would drop 30% instantly.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:00 | 6004367 Thirst Mutilator
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Putin's saying:   "Best titties... Since LEHMAN"!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:23 | 6004453 Urban Redneck
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It wasn't a "thumbs up" - it was a hand signal to the body guards.

Frau Ferkel and Super Mario could be long lost siblings based on their responses.

If only Putin had been in Brussels, the Italian girly man could have hid behind him too.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:43 | 6005134 The central planners
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"PEAK TITS YEAR"

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:01 | 6004371 Drummond
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Putin likes pussy. Draghi likes babycock.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:51 | 6004562 NihilistZero
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Who calls it "cock" when it's still on a baby???  Pee-Pee, weenie, but cock?  Never heard a mom tell a bathing toddler "It's time to wash your cock now".

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:36 | 6004729 Odegaard Falls
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not a necessary comment fagtard

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:57 | 6004803 Odegaard Falls
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downvoted myself trying to figure which one of cocksmokers dv'ed me, not pc, but i don't give a fek, i don't like dvder's, i dont' comment much, mostly read and foment at the insanity of this so called reality, well, i have had about 4 pints of Stella @ the Madhouse, no joke it's called the Madhouse this is where we drink and complain about the astute sanity before our eyes 

“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”

 

Jack Kerouac, 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:59 | 6005655 Dame Ednas Possum
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Tell someone who cares.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:58 | 6004806 Odegaard Falls
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downvoted myself trying to figure which one of cocksmokers dv'ed me, not pc, but i don't give a fek, i don't like dvder's, i dont' comment much, mostly read and foment at the insanity of this so called reality, well, i have had about 4 pints of Stella @ the Madhouse, no joke it's called the Madhouse this is where we drink and complain about the astute sanity before our eyes 

“the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”

 

Jack Kerouac, 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:45 | 6004754 Odegaard Falls
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 why don't you over react and go nuclear somewhere else, were trying to fight the good fight here, when fucking telling the truth is considered a jihadi in N.A. and your fucking preaching semantics, get a life man, your focus is too small. expand your boner.

welcome to fight club biatch!!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:56 | 6004797 IndyPat
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I guess he should take it back...

Seeing that you just showed everyone what a Babycock is.

That's you.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:02 | 6004375 HonkyShogun
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Draghi probably throws like a girl.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:23 | 6004451 MsCreant
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What's with insulting girls like this? 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:27 | 6004473 williambanzai7
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He is talking about pottery

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:29 | 6004480 nope-1004
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lol... I know what you meant, but from a male perspective, it is totally emasculating to be told you throw like a girl.  It's not that girls throw bad, it's that boys SHOULD throw with coordination.

Trust me, when I read his comment, I totally got it from a male perspective that it wasn't slighting women, but effeminate men.

I also read your comment and see where you're coming from, being female.

'sall good?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:38 | 6004513 Bay of Pigs
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Draghi? I've seen bigger arms on a clock.

Hey gang.... its Bay of Pigs day, April 17th, 1961. My birthday too. Cheers and Aloha my fellow ZHers!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:43 | 6004533 nmewn
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Happy Birthday BoP, many more ;-)

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:55 | 6004567 Aaaarghh
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happy b'day man!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:01 | 6004593 COSMOS
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HB Bay, what happened to our chat server?  Did Chumba burn it out by putting too much porn on it hahah

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 21:01 | 6005198 oddball
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Happy Birthday Bay of Pigs!

 

Pride

Integrity

Gut

S

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:03 | 6005337 Arnold
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Yup .

Ready for the next one?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:56 | 6004577 Max Steel
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Joyeaux Anniversiaré ..

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:03 | 6004823 HardAssets
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Bay of Pigs: "Draghi? I've seen bigger arms on a clock

Sssshhhhhhh . . . . musn't tell the sheep who are afraid of all versions of 'The All Poweful Oz". They think the 'oligarchs' enslave everyone. In reality they are nothing but fat old man and a few old hags. The people provide the physical bodies and enslave themselves. They brainwash their sons to be mindless order followers of the evil, fat little old men.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:16 | 6005048 Captain Obvious.
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And the average NSA voyeur is a fat schlub who gets off on canned porn. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:21 | 6004887 Miffed Microbio...
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Happy Birthday BoP! I am a month older than you being born on St Patrick's Day.

You certainly don't look your age. Life in Hawaii will keep you young. I've got to get out of Cali before it sucks the life out of me.

Stay cool

Miffed ;-) ( and Mr Miffed too)

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 05:04 | 6005830 Karl von Bahnhof
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Alles gute Mr. BoP!

Von Bahnhof

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:13 | 6005945 MsCreant
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Hope you had a great birthday and the hang over is not too bad!!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 03:57 | 6005787 The Beam
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Actually, I doubt she is insulted by that. She is probably much more insulted about being compared to Draghi

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:11 | 6005942 MsCreant
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You are The Beam, and you are correct.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:21 | 6004886 HonkyShogun
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Sorry Ma'am.

 

BTW are you hot?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:50 | 6005063 Thirst Mutilator
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NOT ~ "hot"

 

MsCreant & Miffed delve in the 'SECRET' mindscape of frequenting Male hormone dominated BLOGS... Hey ~ What the fuck more do you want?... The last DECADE has taught you nothing ELSE than if you're 'NOT READY FOR HILLARY', you're the basic fat male [on TV], that's the butt of all jokes...

 

They try to pass themselves off as INTELLECTUALS, because FRANKLY... Most of the MALES here think of THEMSELVES as intellectuals [which makes them PERFECT BAIT & switch lures ~ which basically means that they 'GET OFF' imagining cyberspace 'DESIRE' as a substitute to DESIRE that they've NEVER achieved in real life because they're... well... HOMELY &/or HAGGY, like... Hillary or Janet Yellen type Haggy]...

 

BOTH ~ are 60+ grey haired GRANNIES... ['SMART?', Maybe... But DEFINITELY not HOT]...

 

 Be a sychophant to their whims as you may...

 

I'll take the 'JUNKS' as they come...

 

~~~

I'll usually UPVOTE 'lyneebee' [because she, my dear friends, is SINCERE]... But NEVER either of the above mentioned pretenders... It's just ALL TOO OBVIOUS... Even across the INTERNET...

 

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 21:06 | 6005189 nope-1004
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1313

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:33 | 6005224 Thirst Mutilator
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1313 notwithstanding...

                                 (*)  ~ Instead of simply ANON junking

I'm still waiting 4 a reasonable explanation why my hypothesis is FOS...

 

In the end... It has NOTHING to do with grannies or 'not hotness'... [which, most likely, APPLY]...

 

INSTEAD ~ It has to do with WHO[M] gets the benefit of the doubt [in an anonymous MYSTIFYING sense], for reasons which are ulterior to [whatever PHYSICAL & FULL FRONTAL characteristics that humans, these days, are apt to apply]...

 

FFS ~ I get 'junked' by these two 'exceptional females', on ODD threads just because they'd prefer to brand me as a [I'm NOT Ready for Hillary] misogynist... So you know I'm NOT making this up as I go along ~  [With 'Miffed', it started out with the laughable 'kissing orgasms' thread, which WASN'T, I PROMISE you, an original thought of mine, I was simply 'CALLING' the bluff ~ With Ms C ~ it started several incarnationa ago with the joke of an excuse of 'home schooling' ~ a scenario which evolved much in the same way as the aforementioned]... If my interpretations are in error ~ FEEL FREE to challenge me on them HERE (*)... 

 

BOTH... Since there has been AMPLE TIME to reply to a comment on a THREAD which you'd CLEARLY read [& NOT simply & conveniently, shuffled off to a dinner party with DIGNITARIES... Are hereby reminded that you will BE REMINDED of this thread at certain times in the future]... CHEERS! :-)

 

IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO DECIDE YOU STILL HAVE MADE A CHOICE

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOyQhgM1FU

 

I WILL CHOOSE ABOVE THAT SPHERE ~ I WILL CHOOSE FREE WILL

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 23:52 | 6005574 TheMeatTrapper
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You are a complete fucking retard that has no idea what he is talking about. 

The fact that you are making disparaging comments about other posters physical appearance and motivations while offering NOTHING in the way of evidence marks you as a loser. 

You are all hat and no cattle. Where I come from, insulting women makes you a pathetic little dick who needs an ass kicking. 

What a pathetic excuse for a man you are.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:21 | 6005681 Dame Ednas Possum
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'All hat and no cattle'

Hah! Love it.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:25 | 6005686 Dame Ednas Possum
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It's readily apparent why someone (anyone) would junk you... you're a twat.

You need to grow some balls and maybe, just maybe, one day you'll lose your virginity.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:38 | 6005957 MsCreant
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You accuse me of not talking to you on that thread when in reality we talked back and forth a very long time. We enjoyed the conversation, you even thanked me for giving my reasons for my opinion about why Jews are often in positions of power. You commented I was the only one who would talk to you about it and you wished others would too.

I argued the religion istelf demands education of it's members, and it demands its members question the religion. Jews get ahead because they have a culture that emphasizes supporting each other and getting ahead as values. Even in the ghettos, jews are teaching the kids math, science, and reading. It is part of the religion itself, as is debate, not passive compliance to formulas.

FS I have supported your right to freedom of speech (still do). I was sad when FS got kicked off. Your opinion was interesting to me, I am always interested in trying to understand folks I disagree with. What you do with this is shut down rather than open up dialogue.

You have acted in bad faith by misrepresenting our interaction here. I am saddened by it. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 13:17 | 6006452 Icelandicsaga.....
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Well said Ms. C.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 15:09 | 6006751 Bay of Pigs
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That was a cheap shot and uncalled for. Pretty ridiculous really.

At any rate. We got your back here Missy. Aloha my friend...

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 16:54 | 6009185 Thirst Mutilator
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@ Ms Creant ~ I haven't re~addressed this thread in a few days...

 

REST assured... I will...

 

Then you & your sychophants can junk me at will... Until then ~ PEACE...

 

I'm HAPPY to lock horns with you anytime... YOU ~ more than anyone else that I've ever read comments by [here on ZH], have been one whom, at least, tried to, what I'll say... TAKE IT TO THE SQUARE... ['homeschooling & all ~ frankly, I think your argument FAILED, but I'll admit you're the only one who had enough 'cojones' to at least TRY]...

 

This is another of these moments...

 

Because I had work to do over the weekend & didn't get a chance to address it... I let it LAPSE here [that was MY FAULT]... But it's NOT OVER...

 

Load up your guns on this one because you're gonna have to be MARLA on this one...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 00:59 | 6010241 MsCreant
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I ain't no Marla, but I am here. Marla was awesome. 

I am here. As are you.

I can lock horns and not hate you. If you can't do the same, that is okay. I disagree but bear you no ill will, and further, see how you reach some of the conclusions you do. 

But I will not overgeneralize to an entire group of people. That is a line in the sand for me.

Peace FS, see you on the threads.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:02 | 6004377 BoPeople
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While both were most likely planned. Clearly Putin was clued in and Draghi was not because they could not depend on him to do a decent acting job ... I mean seriously.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:10 | 6004409 Mister Delicious
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When did you stop fucking your uncle, Sir?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:26 | 6004458 forwardho
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Correction;

When do you hope your uncle will stop fucking you?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:00 | 6004589 BoPeople
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Lol ... you guys may be right. However, these days I always look at things as if I am being played.

We are all too eager to accept the things that we want to believe are true.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:48 | 6004767 Wait What
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that's paranoia. you might be schizophrenic. go to WebMD and diagnose yourself, before the NSA does.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:15 | 6004422 will ling
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pretty good possibility putin was clued in, but still, the facial expression, thumbs up gesture sort of depict an individual with sense of humor and inherent self-confidence. seems west has it's hands full.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:56 | 6004542 williambanzai7
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I don't think it was staged. I am willing to say most men know how they would react when approached by a nubile bare chested female. It is reflexive.

Similarly, it is hard to believe that anyone who knows how to handle themself would react like Draghi did when approached by a menacing stranger. I mean really, a strange woman is going to sprinkle some shit on you and you just sit their wincing with your hands up. Pitiful ...

I just got junked by Merkels gimp.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:02 | 6004600 COSMOS
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Yep and he looks like an Urban Redneck most likely lol

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:03 | 6004601 BoPeople
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Odds are that their security would not let impromptu chicks that close to them, bare chested or not ... unless they knew. If Putin's security knew, then he knew. I am thinking that Draghi's security might think it would be fun to give the geek a snuggy.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:09 | 6004620 williambanzai7
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One of Draghis guards was clearly smirking.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:40 | 6005103 HardlyZero
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"What a drag it is ... getting old." - Drag*i* and Mother ( Yellen's or Legarde's ) Little helper...

The songe title and lyrics fit...after all these years.

What a drag*i* it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag*i* it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"

I hear ev'ry mother say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9Aa1V5oyo

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:32 | 6005619 dexter_morgan
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++++ - love the old Stones stuff

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:17 | 6004868 Urban Redneck
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The memory hole isn't that deep, but between the Telegraph's trash work product and Putin's politician/spook speak there is less clarity as to what actually was, than what actaully was not...

 

Speaking at a press conference afterwards, Mr Putin said: “As for the protest, I liked it. IN PRINCIPLE, we knew that such a protest was being prepared.

He said the organisers of the Hanover event should “say thank you to the Ukrainian girls, they helped you promote the trade fair.”

He added: “To be honest, I didn’t really hear what they were shouting because the security [guards] were very tough. These huge guys fell on the lasses. That seemed not right to me, they could have been handled more gently.”

Mr Putin appeared to show a flash of his well-known salty humour, adding: “I didn’t make out whether they were blondes, chestnut-haired or brunettes.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/9978447/Bemused...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:23 | 6004456 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Your logic sucks. So if Draghi didn't know - that was his natural reaction. Don't know about you but that Is not the reaction I expect from a normal male. Putin? - this doesn't make any case if you assume he was in on it. Which by the way, Putin has got some very peculiar pics out there - shirt off hunting, fishing etc. a little weird.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:15 | 6005673 r3phl0x
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All perfectly normal activites for men who haven't been emasculated by 50 years of western bullshit.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:04 | 6004385 XqWretch
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That is awesome

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:04 | 6004386 Yen Cross
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  Draghi doing his best impression of a male 'Praying Mantis' just before he's consumed by the female.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:25 | 6004460 MsCreant
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She'd spit him out. She wants to eat a real male.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:33 | 6004494 Yen Cross
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Female  'Black Widow'?  They'll even eat their young.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:09 | 6004623 Max Steel
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" Female Black Widow will even eat their young " 

 

 

are you talking about Hillary Clinton or Nuland ?.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:17 | 6004654 Yen Cross
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  I'm leaning Nuland. Hillary only has one child and she's busy feeding at the Clinton Foundation.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:45 | 6004538 nmewn
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Stop it, I'm getting as excited as a Drahgi in an S&M shop ;-)

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:04 | 6004387 blindman
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celebration is the most sincere form
of protest?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:04 | 6004388 Whootie_who
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which one is on Team America?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:04 | 6004389 loveyajimbo
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Barry Obunghole would have gone to a full fetal position, crying his eyes out... pants wet in front... full in back.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:09 | 6005350 Arnold
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Because of the crap he would look forward to from FLOTUS.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:05 | 6004390 Sid James
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Draghi is an Italian. Surrender is instinctive.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:05 | 6004393 BarnacleBill
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What I find so amazing is that the Russian government's public-relations team is utterly superior to the US government's. The Madison Avenue image is taking a battering, these days. The US comes across as "The Evil Empire" to thinking folk, and the rest of the West regards Russia as the victim in world politics. What a turnaround!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:08 | 6004397 Bioscale
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And it's just the beginning. The US is going to fuck up PR completely.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:08 | 6004400 angel_of_joy
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That's what happens when you promote morons in well paid jobs "because it's the right thing to do"...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:03 | 6004604 COSMOS
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Its the AIPAC list of appointments list of things to do...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:09 | 6004402 blindman
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it is because the captured fed, central bunk.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:37 | 6004489 williambanzai7
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Somehow we have allowed ourselves to be bullied by this kind of human garbage. It is a travesty.

How much misery and murder are we to allow criminals such as this to perpetrate? It is not hyperbole to ask this question.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:32 | 6004718 Berspankme
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Spot on William. Why do we let an obvious pussy like Draghi or that fucking cunt Bernanke call the shots? Time for revolution is here.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:33 | 6005693 Dame Ednas Possum
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Take action and starve the beast.

Live expat. Don't pay tax. Don't do debt.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 02:15 | 6005738 Andre
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The programming runs deep.

One point, moral judgement is (for many) based on what you are, not on what you do. Designated victims are morally superior to those not so designated (e.g., women vs. men, blacks vs whites, etc.) The employed are morally superior to the unemployed - even if that person became unemployed through no lack of skill or effort (which may explain the way the homeless are treated).

In this case, many people see position as granting valid moral authority to do ANYTHING.

This will not end well.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:40 | 6004521 Infinite QE
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The zionist narrative is being laid bare. A hoax of a people perpterating hoax after hoax on the global populace while the internet continues to rip the veneer off these demonic people. The greatest mass murderers in world history.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:48 | 6004556 Mister Delicious
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true and obviously true.

Consider:

http://www.softpanorama.org/Skeptics/Pseudoscience/harvard_mafia.shtml

http://www.ihr.org/jhr/v14/v14n1p-4_Weber.html

This time, things will be very different.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:10 | 6004399 Mister Delicious
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hands up - don't shoot...milk???

what a maroon....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:09 | 6004403 Chuck Knoblauch
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Putin looks like the type who'd squeeze your nipple until you cried Uncle Vlad.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:09 | 6004406 unplugged
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Putin wants to go motorboatin'

Draghi, not so much

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:15 | 6004420 Savyindallas
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Putin is a traditionalist heterosexual Christian man  -doesn't overreact or freak out when flashed by a silly, foolish, immoral woman. Obama the puppet  -well  --he's just gay. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:46 | 6004548 Anybody
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"foolish, immoral woman"

 

Foolish - I don't think so. She's very smart and has a lot of publicity and has courage.

Immoral - ???? Because she is topless??

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:48 | 6004770 Savyindallas
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would you want your daughter to go topless in front of the whole world?

Gee, maybe I should get my 15 minutes of fame by whipping out my cock in front of Hillary on national TV. That would surely be "smart" and show "courage". Right?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:35 | 6005108 holgerdanske
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Gee, maybe I should get my 15 minutes of fame by whipping out my cock in front of Hillary on national TV. That would surely be "smart" and show "courage". Right?

waste of time. Bill tried.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:46 | 6004957 Volkodav
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they are average paid 1000 euro each performance...the top girls more...leaders much more

leaders live very well

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:54 | 6004566 Gambit
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Lol!!! Thanks for the Friday laugh. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 21:58 | 6005320 cn13
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the vote up button on this post no longer works.

NSA quit it!!!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:22 | 6004449 forwardho
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One has a set.

The other, sucks Goldman sach's sack.

One is a political cocksman.

The other, a central bank pussy.

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:25 | 6004459 mendolover
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That is fucking great!  Love it!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:27 | 6004464 Joe Tierney
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Putin wants Rushkins to have more sex and more babies - the bare boobies on public display are a stimulus.

 

Draghi is a central banker - the equivilent of a Bernie Maidoff (as in he maidoff with your money). He's into a whole different kind of perverted 'stimulus', using your money without permission. He knows he's a crook, and he assumed the woman protester was about to rip his head off.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:43 | 6004946 Volkodav
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Russia now is highest births rate of Europe

more incentives for family coming

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:26 | 6004466 Glass Seagull
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"See...dat nigga puts the pussy on a pedastool."

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:27 | 6004474 Smegley Wanxalot
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Only 2 thumbs up obama would ever give are to himself and Reggie.

Putin = so fucking cool.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:28 | 6004475 falak pema
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Draghi has a huge weight hanging over his head : QE, the legacy of a decision with no logical end to it. "Doing what it takes against all odds".

It makes him a Macbeth who is haunted by the ghost of past murder of financial probity. Whence the "hands up" of haunting fear every time he sees his Nemesis.

Whereas Putin is haunted by the ghost of Elstine and the shame of his past incapacity that debased "mother" Russia. He wants revenge on History; appointment with destiny. 

Two men with two different ghosts haunting them; one from thirst for "honour" the other of ghost of "dishonourable sleight of Machiavellian hand"...It changes your soul from blood driven to fear driven. 

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:28 | 6004910 datura
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You'd be surprised, but Putin has no ghosts hunting him. He has more of a buddhist/rational aproach - "Don't cling to anything, nor sucess nor failure, it just stops you from being efficient." His own words. And when something worries him, he just prays or meditates (he even regularly closes himself off in a monastery to calm down thoughts and to regain focus). I think that is why most people instinctively admire him - he radiates strenght of will and mental balance and people gravitate to him in this chaotic world as to some kind of a point of stability. I wont judge, if this is wrong or not, but I saw him in action with the crowds and he does have an amazing ability not just to excite the crowd but to soothe them down, to calm them down. The West keeps showing him dominant, menacing - but they wont show him talking to a crowd of people, who are afraid (like in an economic crisis) and Putin talking to them in a very soothening voice, calming them down like a father would calm down children: "It will be allright. Dont worry. You all have done a great job and the country is proud of you." And you see people relax, calm down. Just amazing. Again, I am not judging, just explaining the facts. He is simply a master of psychology, he knows exactly how to talk to people, how to tone his voice, when to be menacing, when to calm people down. The Western media calling him an Asperger was simply stupid. I think he has the highest emotional intelligence I have ever seen in a man. Of course, you can also use such talent to manipulate people and I bet he does that as well:-) But all that makes him such a strong leader. He can be threatening or he can charm you away, whatever is more appropriate in the given situation. We are not used to such leaders now, but I think we had some in the past as well in the West. Only we dont remember. For example, France had Charles de Gaulle, who even kicked out USA military bases and removed France from NATO at those times. His concept of leadership was very similar. Of course, he wouldnt be much happy to see France now. Yes, it is a pity we dont remember. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:51 | 6005435 Freddie
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Putin knows the same NWO bankster cabal, many of them NY'ers, are the same people who murdered 25 million Russian Christians after 1918. 

The western press rarely pointed out that Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn was a devout Christian.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Gulag_Archipelago

Solzhenitsyn and Putin know what really happened to Russia thanks to the Bolsheviks aka people like Soros and the USSA State Department.

Solzhenitsyn met with Putin and he praised Putin. 

As far as Draghi having a conscience like MacBeth.  I am not so sure.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:35 | 6004501 gwar5
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Draghi is obviously queer as a 2 Dollar Euro.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:40 | 6004516 mendolover
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Google Josephine Witt and there are some really cute pics of her.  She even boxes - 

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/photo-gallery-topless-training-with-fe...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:07 | 6004614 Bunga Bunga
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I wish they will come to my town, very often.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:43 | 6004531 Infinite QE
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Putin is a man's man. That is why the gay ziotrolls despise him so. Plus the fact that he is standing in the way of the zio conquest of Russia.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:46 | 6004544 Mister Delicious
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Iudeae Delenda Est.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:10 | 6004621 Infinite QE
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Not even semites. The false narrative has eroded faster than an erect penis facing a naked Hillary Clinton.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 17:48 | 6004555 Baby Eating Dingo22
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That's not two thumbs up

That's a nipple defense system

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:02 | 6004583 Yen Cross
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  That young lady has single handedly exposed what a gargantuan parasite the EU governing body is. I remember when the ECB used to sterilize all lending in order to keep the currency union strong.

 I hate to say it, but the fed. destroyed the European currency market. The fed. enabled easy monetary policy and dependancy for decades, and Europeans enjoyed the favorable exchange rates, through massive $usd expansion.

  This poem can be found on so many bathroom stalls.

  Here I sit, so broken hearted...

Come to shit, and only farted...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 06:45 | 6005871 groundedkiwi
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Yen I remember this ditty on walls in pay a penny UK toilets.

Here I sit broken hearted

Paid a penny and only farted

 

 

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:04 | 6004605 Max Steel
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Tyler getting bored with all algo and charts today . lolo . 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:14 | 6004642 WTFUD
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Mario Faghi.

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