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Compare And Contrast: Putin vs Draghi

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Spot the difference:

 

  • A topless protester gets "two thumbs up" and a smile from Vladimir Putin.
  • A terrified Mario Draghi reels from a fully-clothed female protester.

 

Source: @RudyHavenstein

 

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Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:29 | 6004706 Berspankme
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Draghi is obviously a europussy. Look at his faggy hands sometimes. Looks like he gets a manicure. Not a man really, just a male cunt.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:37 | 6004733 walcott
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Putin has this look like oh shit I'm about to get laid?

 

Not!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:48 | 6004766 Gort
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So which one 'has our back' should things heat up in Ukraine? Great!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:10 | 6004842 IndyPat
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Not sure I follow?

Nuland wasn't pictured.
Don't start none, won't be none.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:51 | 6004778 we built this city
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Take a close look at Draghis(faggis) face...and memorize it

 

This will be his face when markets get tired of his policy and tumble.....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:58 | 6004805 Soul Glow
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Putin straight for sure.  Draighi still not sure about.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:12 | 6004847 IndyPat
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Google "pegging", that should give you an idea of a typical Mario after dark experience.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 19:00 | 6004816 BarbaricRelic
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Note that it is PUTIN that is being held back from that apparently delightful morsel.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:09 | 6005349 Joe Sixpack
Sat, 04/18/2015 - 07:22 | 6005894 messystateofaffairs
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Putin looks like a kid in a candy store in this shot.

http://m.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-95916-12.html

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:17 | 6005052 holgerdanske
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Draghi cuts a pathetic figure.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 20:32 | 6005099 Captain Obvious.
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Damn! What do I have to do to get some young female rush at me bare chested?

This old man might have a heart attack and die happy.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:03 | 6005661 Savyindallas
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In Dallas, you can get a nice young, fairly clean girl to give you a whole lot more than bare chested titties for about $300 for an hour  -a real deal compared to the high dollar hookers servicing the criminals on Wall Street.  

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:58 | 6005997 Monetas
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Is "fairly clean" ,,,, like "fairly pregnant"? LOL

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 21:34 | 6005264 Smuckers
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Pussy.  And PUSSAHHHHHHHHY!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 14:55 | 6006718 Emergency Ward
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FUNKADELIC -- "I Call My Baby Pussy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLIWFc4VU7Q

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 22:56 | 6005297 Yen Cross
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 I'm not one to judge a person by his/her stature. Look at the offspring of Charlemagne?

 The French Emporer, that allowed Paris to be overun ?

 Comon Core at it's best! This country will be saved by " Human Instinct" .The will to survive!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 21:51 | 6005301 indio007
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European elites prefer little boys. Those titties horrified Mario.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 23:00 | 6005476 Yen Cross
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 Were you abused? Have you studied history?

 I'm on your side! Henry the IV was a piece of work.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 23:10 | 6005497 messystateofaffairs
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Geez if that girl wanted to be impaled by Vlad all she had to do was ask. As for Mario, a homo pedophile would have been more at home if (I can't say it).

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 23:17 | 6005511 Yen Cross
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  If BOJ prints, bad things will happen.

 How can a boy not like girls? I don't get it>Intellect> Boobies, curves, hair , lips, ass, strength<

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 00:52 | 6005645 MSorciere
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Mario Drahgqueen

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:03 | 6005663 dexter_morgan
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boiiiinggggg

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 01:28 | 6005688 PADRAEG
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Putin is a pedophile. The topless girl signs states for Putin "to go fuck yourself"

Doesn't anyone read these things?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 02:22 | 6005743 joego1
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took Russian in junior high. I can read tits though.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 02:48 | 6005757 Free_Spirit
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After the incident, Putin chastised the security guys for being too rough when handling the girls, who were obviously unarmed and no threat , always thought that was a nice thing for him to do.  He certainly appreciated the view and was unflustered.   Dragi looks like he thinks this is it and was in total meltdown. Obama wouldd have wondered "so thats what they're supposed to look like..." 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 03:47 | 6005782 henry chucho
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Usually,when a woman flashes me her tits,or ass crack in public,my first reaction is to reach for my back pocket,to make sure my wallet is still there..Draghi,however,throws up is hands above his head,the universal sign of "I surrender"

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 06:22 | 6005861 S.N.A.F.U.
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For those talking about Draghi being "feminized", a "pussy", "probably throws like a girl", etc. - this is how slender female models deal with not one but two protestors jumping up on the runway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L5LdsiDWqs

Note that the model who gets grabbed never misses a step, never loses composure, and just keeps going even as she breaks the protestor's grip.  And the models after her do not miss their cues or hesitate even though the protestors are still in the process of being dragged off the runway.

If one were to summarize the difference between Draghi and the models, it's that one is a cowardly pretender while the others are actual professionals.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 07:26 | 6005896 Itch
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Spineless Goldman fuckwit, now the world knows it. No doubt they are all the same, lloyd blankfein would probably piss himself too, little bald troll. Maybe being evil bankers is how they get back at the male race.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 07:32 | 6005899 cassotto
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incomparable, the gal jumped on Draghi's desk, i'd expect the same response from putin

once again 'Tyler' proves he's a dumb cunt

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 07:55 | 6005925 SmallerGovNow2
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and you prove you are less than a nebbish...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:52 | 6005991 Monetas
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You have to drag up Draghi .... to make Putin look good .... pathetic .... better compare Putin with Castro .... for regime longetivity .... Castro wims .... two thumbs up !

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 09:28 | 6006020 marcusfenix
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you it's kind of nice to see a major political player do something as simply masculine as give the dual thumbs up to a half naked chick with body  paint...makes you think there just might be something of a regular guy floating around in there, maybe not much but at least it's something the rest of us red blooded straights can relate to.

unlike like here in the US where the only thing our politicians (male or female, not that there is any difference theses days) stand and applaud for is when the private army these useless, public trough feeding parasites hide behind murders some single mom with her baby in the car...

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 10:53 | 6006162 dogismycopilot
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Putin has tremendous Command Presence. If you had to crash land in a plane, in the middle of a mountain range, who would you rather be with? Putin or Obama? 

If you had the chance to go out drinking and chasing women, who would you rather be with? Putin or Obama?

 

Putin demonstrates tremendous leadership qualities: confidence, thoughtfulness, compassion, composure, and is continously seeking new expereinces (hence his photos of scuba diving, hunting, flying, etc....all of which the MSM derides). 

What deserves to be mocked instead is Obama who plays more golf than the professional golfer Tiger Woods.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 11:16 | 6006208 Chuck Knoblauch
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I would rather be stranded with Obozo for entertainment value only.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 11:49 | 6006280 hopefulbutwary
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YOU would be the entertainment.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 01:41 | 6010271 DeusHedge
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mm, so god isnt real. Zero hedge can't see that we're the most spoiled group of people in history, money just doesn't suit us. More like we need a sharp remark and a physical retort... Oh, you downvote (i want your liver on a platter), well most of you probably aren't from america anyway and can clearly the masses of people begging for one iota of what the nation has... Iunno centralized power could be cool with a debasement of authority. On the other hand no one, ever, has had what America has and maybe an ethics system that relies on what it relies on rather than survival would be better.. And I know this is the dryest place in South Texas.. :D

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