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President Obama And Italian PM Renzi Explain How "The Crisis Has Passed" - Live Feed

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President Obama and Italian PM Matteo Renzi have been deep in discussion for minutes... here's the press conference...

 

 

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Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:05 | 6003186 KnuckleDragger-X
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"Deep"?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:06 | 6003191 monkeyboy
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Crisis???  What crisis?!?

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:09 | 6003205 walküre
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Great, ECB can raise rates!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:15 | 6003224 maskone909
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SPX next stop 2000....  after that 1625

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:17 | 6003235 Handful of Dust
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Wal-Mart suddenly closed 5 stores and laid off thousands of workers and no one knows why

 

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/wal-mart-suddenly-closed-5-135231172.html

 

Very Bullish ... but I don't know why.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6003274 Romanov
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Possibly Jade Helm, Military exercise.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:27 | 6003281 nope-1004
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The guy never stops campaigning.  That's all he knows how to do.

RE walmart:  http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-15/why-walmart-mysteriously-shutte...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:34 | 6003311 Tall Tom
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Enemas works wonders in relieving anal blockage.

 

Yes the crisis has passed. They are butt buddies for life.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:42 | 6003336 HowdyDoody
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So many crises. So few passed.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:46 | 6003356 whotookmyalias
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Again, worthless without definitions of "crisis" and "passed".

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 13:06 | 6003419 Colonel Klink
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Cocksucker in chief is probably blowing the Italian sausage.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 13:09 | 6003424 SumTing Wong
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"Mission Accomplished"

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 13:10 | 6003430 Son of Loki
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Rumor has it His Majesty made an overnight stop in The Netherlands.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:56 | 6003917 PAWNMAN
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Another theory is that it was done to blow out stores that were showing interest in unionizing.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6003275 mrdenis
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So will he continue to blame B---

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 13:09 | 6003425 drendebe10
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..... more deceitful, vacuous, lying horsesh*t emanating from the illegal indonesian alien lips of the fudgepacker....  it really needs to just keep its trap shut and go the fukaway...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 23:00 | 6005472 chilli sauce
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Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:06 | 6003189 astoriajoe
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So Italian rate spike next?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:07 | 6003196 Xibalba
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:30 | 6003802 MonetaryApostate
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Only in Amexica (TM)....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:52 | 6003902 The_Dude
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I am sure Obummer volunteered to take as many invaders as the Italians could send our way.....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:08 | 6003197 q99x2
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Time to get some long term food storage in. And water, you're going to need plenty of water.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:20 | 6003249 KnuckleDragger-X
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And something to cook on. Also not a bad idea to pick up a few medical supplies and other sundry items like toilet paper.....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:23 | 6003269 CarpetShag
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"articles of feminine hygiene" - listed as a top barter item in my Y2K prepper book.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:40 | 6003330 KnuckleDragger-X
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The little things mean a lot.....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:14 | 6004643 StychoKiller
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And...repeat customers!  What's not to like? :>D

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:08 | 6003199 SheepDog-One
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Well 1 thing is certain, 'the crisis' of our corrupt shitbag 'leaders' has definitely not passed.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:08 | 6003200 Jethro
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a shit show....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:10 | 6003201 buzzsaw99
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Remain calm. All is well! [/Chip Diller]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:11 | 6003208 Make_Mine_A_Double
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This is a call the top moment.

Every time Obangi claims 'success' whether it's Yemen, Ukraine, student loans, etc. - it immediately turns to shit.

King Fecal has the reverse Midas down pat.

Double up with an Italian PM (almost a proxy for an Italian FM) saying 'everything is awesome' and get some alfalfa out for the 4 Horsemen.

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:12 | 6003214 Soul Glow
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It's a con[fidence] game.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:11 | 6003210 Soul Glow
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What crisis?

lolz

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:12 | 6003216 IntercoursetheEU
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More GMO Roundup laced food on the way from fearless leaders, yum

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:13 | 6003218 petaloka
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How do you say eggplant in Italian?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:33 | 6003308 shovelhead
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Moolie

 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 16:04 | 6004159 DelusionalGrandeur
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Melanzana

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:13 | 6003219 JamaicaJim
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Obama...the fucker.....flush his ass.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:14 | 6003220 ted41776
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he has gone full retard

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:42 | 6003334 stant
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Doesn't take mailman1 landing to get the message where this shit is going. This is just a show and nobodys watching the store

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:14 | 6003223 taketheredpill
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And now my friend, the first-a rule of Italian driving.

 

[Franco rips off his rear-view mirror and throws it out of the car]

 

What's-a behind me is not important.

RIP Raul Julia

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjGXn249Fc0


Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:15 | 6003225 Glass Seagull
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Mish Accomp'd!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:18 | 6003240 IntercoursetheEU
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Yes, fighting fascists in Italy so we can live well enough to send more pizza to the ones in Ukraine.  

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:18 | 6003241 czarangelus
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You know, I think Obama is just smart enough to realize what a fool he has to pretend to be. What a hilariously fitting punishment for a narcissist.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 13:12 | 6003439 drendebe10
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.... highly probable you're giving the fudgepacker way too much credit...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:19 | 6003245 Fun Facts
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Zio puppets on parade.

You could switch all the politico mascott heads of state around and nothing would change.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:23 | 6003271 BeerMe
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You could switch all of them around and nothing would change.

One of the wiser comments that has appeared here.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:20 | 6003247 Fix It Again Timmy
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What crisis?  My polka dot unicorn is still shitting US Gold Eagles...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:28 | 6003252 cowdiddly
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Now Obola is an expert on Tuscan wine? LOL that choom smoking Negro could not find Tuscany on a map. Put a wicker basket around some Ripple MOFo.

This just gets more and more hilarious by the day.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:21 | 6003259 carbonmutant
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 Is our Community organizer planning to move to the EU after he evacuates the WH?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:22 | 6003266 astoriajoe
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Social Security Administration.

eh?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6003279 RealityCheque
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not the vote of confidence! Anything but the vote of confidence!!!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:25 | 6003280 lasvegaspersona
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Tanks goodness.....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:25 | 6003282 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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passed. like a dozen white castle slidders after a night of Guiness pints.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:27 | 6003286 Iam Yue2
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Begin forwarded message:

Yes Italy is fixed, if we all collectively are prepared to be good sheeple and turn a blind eye to the high debt and extremely lackluster growth: unfavorable developments in unit wage/labour costs, her dwindling share of global trade, weak domestic demand, and the fact that unemployment was back up in February with rise to 12.7%. Then there is the fact that in a recent Global IT Survey the country ranked 55/144.

I quote from the report;

"Italy climbs three spots to attain 55th position. The country’s political and regulatory framework remains its weakest spot (102nd), with a very inefficient judicial system (142nd), which requires on average more than
a thousand days to enforce a contract (131st). Italy’s innovation environment is also hindered by low venture capital availability (127th), the result of the shortage of private capital for investment. Business lacks the support of public investment in advanced technologies (129th) and is penalized by a very high level of taxation (131st). Italy’s performance in terms of skills (37th) and affordability (36th) is similar to that of other high- income countries. Business usage (60th) is below that of most advanced economies, and only 35 percent of the workforce is employed in knowledge-intensive jobs."

Move along...Happy Days.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:26 | 6003287 oudinot
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"CRISIS WHAT CRISIS"?

SUPERTRAMP'S SECOND ALBUM

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:27 | 6003289 dogismycopilot
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we live in Bizzaro world. everything is a contra indicator.

this means batten down the hatches, buckle your seatbelts, get the cows into the barn, lay in some food, water, guns, ammo, gold and cash. 

PULL IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HORNS because when the fuck has Obama The Great been right about anything.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:28 | 6003294 NuYawkFrankie
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"The crisis has passed .... and our troops continue to score glorious victories in Eastasia..."

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:29 | 6003300 BellevueTrader
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News Alert Obama: Japan doesn't want US made cars! They're POS! The don't want US beef. They want Wagyu! Silly Americans....

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:31 | 6003302 cjt
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opps

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:30 | 6003303 cjt
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Yes, Greece voted for a new President, but hey jackass, Italy didn't vote for you--you standin technocrat!

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:31 | 6003305 Mike Honcho
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Days like this I envy the blue pill tweakers.  I would slam a vein if possible.  Sure tonights beverages otta soothe the mindache from living in wonderland.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:38 | 6003307 Quinvarius
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Make the stocks rise already.  I want to leave early.  I want my cash now.  No one has time for this 3pm crap anymore.  Go do your fkn job and quit pretending there is some reason to waste my valuable time. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:54 | 6003382 short screwed
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Sorry, you have to wait. Panic buying scheduled to commence at 3.15 EST.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:44 | 6003345 Mr. Bones
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I guess they're sure that the data won't show we're in a recession for Q1.  It's not supposed to come out for another two weeks, but here we are...

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:44 | 6003347 falak pema
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It all depends on their horizon.

On a Carpe Diem basis they may be right.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:47 | 6003358 Bill of Rights
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People eating out of trash cans " The Crises has passed " fuck'en assholes.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:53 | 6003375 basho
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2 frogs in boiling water.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 12:54 | 6003383 Dazman
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Hopium

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 13:33 | 6003503 Q-Q-Q
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Arseholes

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 13:59 | 6003630 Element
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Crisis is the new recovery.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:02 | 6003642 One Eyed Jack
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"Crisis actors"

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:06 | 6003663 Ironplates
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hope springs eternal. 

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:16 | 6003731 One Eyed Jack
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We "(CR) ISIS-ed " some folks.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:20 | 6003751 Chuck Knoblauch
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Reminds me of The Hall of Idiots at Disney.

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 14:44 | 6003871 crzyhun
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Passed, you mean like a stone?

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 15:15 | 6003964 savedeposit
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1:27.18 (Nerveous ear grap) using the word SUSTAINABLE

 

There is no HOPE !

 

Yes, Huh NO we can't !

Fri, 04/17/2015 - 18:16 | 6004651 StychoKiller
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Is this the guy that was not elected?  Someone send me an updated scorecard, please! :>D

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