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Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:34 | 6006908 One And Only
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Is that Monica Behind the Y ?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:35 | 6006910 debtor of last ...
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Moochelle holding up the R.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:37 | 6006916 One And Only
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How awesome would it be if Hillary becomes President and some aide jizzes on her dress while banging her with a cigar? I would fucking die.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:47 | 6006941 Manthong
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 The messages are so confusing nowadays..

It is after noon in my parts, so another dozen shots or so are appropriate.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:50 | 6006950 SickDollar
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I want to know how many of them did Hillary pay to sleep with ?

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:55 | 6006958 Manthong
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Omg..

That is such a disgusting thought.

In my most perverted dreams I could not imagine such a horrid whore that could stoop so low.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:02 | 6006969 piratepiet2
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"horrid whore"

very poetic

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:13 | 6006984 Manthong
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Gosh, thank you.

The alliteration was spontaneous,  the prose device was, I guess,  just instinctive, but to further the main point..

I could not imagine such a horrid mal-formed, sticking, syphilitic, bug infested whore that could stoop so low.

..and don't ask me about the dripping pus that is above a Clintonian station.

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:18 | 6007001 piratepiet2
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please put it to music

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:20 | 6007003 Stackers
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Hillary's response: Those poor exploited women crying for help

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:42 | 6007052 piratepiet2
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please elaborate

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:15 | 6007140 knukles
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Oh Jesus H Fucking Christ on Pogo-stick.  Never let Anything go to Waste.  Poor misguided, bug infested syphilitic damsels in distress in need of social services from Mother Government.
Your vote counts.  Make it count.  We'll count your vote.  No matter how you vote.
Aaaaarrtarragggghhhhhh......

spittle

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:11 | 6007280 Fish Gone Bad
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I do not think they are syphilitic.  However there are certainly some fat chicks there. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:40 | 6007465 TruthInSunshine
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Politicians are the biggest prostitutes of all, and as prostitutes go, there's no bigger whore than Hitlary Cunton (or Shrub "Dumber Than Dogshit' Bush, or Barack "For The Banks & Warren Buffett" Obama, etc.).

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 23:24 | 6007742 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Ain't that the truth, Truth. You could say that these "soiled flowers" are just extending a professional courtesy, as it were.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 00:24 | 6007815 chumbawamba
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Ha!  I literally rode past that place today.  I didn't see the ho's outside endorsing the Cuntess though.

I am Chumbawamba.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:25 | 6007319 piratepiet2
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poor women, some of them, yes. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:31 | 6007328 remain calm
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Bill "Been there done them"

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:49 | 6007360 piratepiet2
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rather : poor women, a subset of them, yes

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:27 | 6007394 philipat
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"How awesome would it be if Hillary becomes President and some aide jizzes on her dress while banging her with a cigar? I would fucking die".

Not a chance. First she's too fat to get into a dress and second Huma doesn't smoke cigars. Also, unlike certain other consorts, Huma doesn't have a c**k?

Also, as we know, Hillary's "Everyday Americans" are all pre-screened and selected. This particular group were probably "Screened" by Hillary herself?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:12 | 6007132 knukles
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Damn... "syphilitic, bug infested"
Dealing with la creme de la creme, what?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:08 | 6006986 NoDebt
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From one whore to another.  How apropos.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:25 | 6007011 Pure Evil
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Those are just the lobbyists that work the halls of Congress.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:12 | 6007133 HowdyDoody
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At least that kind of work is honest.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:17 | 6007145 FredFlintstone
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Dishonest: they pretend to like the 300 lb harry guy with bad breath fucking them.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 22:34 | 6007667 Sturm und Drang
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Does your doctor like you? Or your insurance agent, your lawyer, mechanic or plumber? How about your family, do they like you? They too provide a service in exchange for money. Everything else is manners or theater.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:12 | 6007130 ebworthen
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Yup.  If you get screwed for a living, Hitlary is a logical choice.

"And...she has a vagina!  First Vagina in charge of the Oval Office!  It will change everything!"

*cough*

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:08 | 6007268 MontgomeryScott
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"And...she has a vagina!"

Well, I guess I'll have to take your word for it. I assume she's shown it to you (or someone that you know)...

Has anyone checked to see if the Wookie has one?

GREAT...

'SKANKS FOR HITLERY'. Stupid, ignorant bitches that don't know how to do anything else but fuck, selling their bodies to earn a living, want 'Miss Whitewater' (who got kicked off the Nixon prosecution team for 'ethics violations'); who was the first to propose before Congress the idea of a 'NATIONAL IDENTIFICATION CARD'; who got  (let) Stevens and the others get murdered and said 'WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?', to be 'president',; SOLELY due to the fact that she ALLEGEDLY has a functioning vagina. There are at least THREE AND A HALF BILLION OTHER FEMALES on this planet, but HILLARY is somehow 'worthy'. I suppose it's because of the way she used to beat the living shit out of Bill, back when he was Governor of Arkansas. 'MINA AIRPORT', anyone?

I'm waiting for the next photoshoot (from the trailer park outside city limits), where the creepy-looking guys are holding up signs saying 'CHO-MOS FOR HITLERY'. Hell, she'd probably drive the 'Mystery Machine' Scooby van out, just to be in the shot. FUN FOR ALL AGES! BRING THE KIDS!

No, seriously, bring the children. Bring them NOW. It takes a VILLAGE to use/raise/break in/use up a child, you know. They are NOT YOURS, ANYMORE.

The theme for the photo-op party will be 'Dress Up like An Owl' (featuring Hillary Rodham as 'Cat-woman'). 'Bunny Ranch' women will be on hand as well, as hostesses.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:34 | 6007451 RECISION
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"From one whore to another.  How apropos."

Takes one, to know one...

And they would really appreciate one who can hustle for the kind of money Hillary can.

That there is inspiration (and aspirational) shit...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:30 | 6007327 SDShack
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"horrid whore" is pretty good. But earlier this week another ZH poster had the best description I've seen... "warthog hag".

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:24 | 6007430 DumpsterFire
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or "insipid lying harridan"

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:17 | 6007417 Stoploss
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They don't know. But it took three wheel barrows to get her ass through the door...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 21:31 | 6007568 Shad_ow
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Either they were paid to hold up the letters or they are f'ing idiots.  No difference.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:04 | 6006973 kchrisc
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"How awesome would it be if Hillary becomes President and some aide jizzes on her dress while banging her with a cigar? I would fucking die."

What can be believed anymore came up at dinner the other night, and "the dress" thing became part of that discussion.

Basically, in light of what has transpired the last few years in the land of false-flags, and the knowledge that Clinton, like Obama, was really a CIA asset, was "the dress" incident real? Or was it a head-fake to create a morality scandal that would rile up the "hearts and minds" of the right-wing, neo-con, evangelical Christian sheeple for the 2000 sheeple census?

Discuss.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Look for the coming CIA-Obama morality scandal involving his homosexuality. It's coming soon, but not on a blue dress.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:16 | 6006999 Sturm und Drang
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"not on a blue dress"

Pink chiffon with matching pumps?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:17 | 6007146 knukles
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Pink chiffon or tiger print, makes no difference. 

Skanks for Swankstm

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 22:36 | 6007669 Sturm und Drang
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Well, now that it's past Easter, I suppose not.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 11:01 | 6008360 Refuse-Resist
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No, a Devil with a Blue Dress On!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:45 | 6007060 Shaznardickleze...
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"How awesome would it be if Hillary becomes President and some aide jizzes on her dress while banging her with a cigar? I would fucking die."
That would never happen because she's a post menopausal lesbian more interested in the death and destruction of innocent people than filling her void with young dick. BTW wtf is wrong with you?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:49 | 6007072 Zero Point
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Hillary prefers the clam.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 08:23 | 6008106 nmewn
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Thats what they say, her and Huma, errr um, Mrs.Weiner...lol...I swear.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 02:59 | 6007710 Jumbotron
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"How awesome would it be if Hillary becomes President and some aide jizzes on her dress while banging her with a cigar? I would fucking die."

 

Huma already has.  (Huma if you recall is the wife of Anthony "Crotch Shot" Weinner).

https://s-i.huffpost.com/gen/1261627/thumbs/o-HUMA-ABEDIN-facebook.jpg

 

Huma and Hitlery

http://aftersantana.altervista.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/huma-abedi...

http://kackad.com/kackad/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Hillary_Clinton_Huma...

https://s-i.huffpost.com/gen/1270838/thumbs/o-HUMA-ABEDIN-PHILIPPE-REINE...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:45 | 6006926 Fukushima Fricassee
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Mooch has a dick. Fruity barack is a catcher.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:21 | 6007152 Sturm und Drang
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A swing and a miss.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:41 | 6006924 sunshineguerilla
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No, it is Chelsea.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:00 | 6006970 ZH Snob
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with support like this, she's a shoe-in.

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:05 | 6006977 Freddie
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They are used to getting screwed.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:19 | 6007002 TideFighter
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Damn. All of them together don't add up to 10.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:54 | 6007089 Blano
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^^^  Today's winning comment.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:16 | 6007295 Fish Gone Bad
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There was a 10 at one time, but two of them ate her.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 07:12 | 6008049 Charming Anarchist
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The girl in the bottom far left is holding a 4 instead of the extra letters F-O-R which would necessitate a total of 17 girls. 

There are 16 girls in the picture. 

The girl in the top far right has no sign. 

 

<<There was a 10 at one time, but two of them ate her.>>

 

You are off by 7 but you have got the right idea.  I wonder how she compared to the rest of them. Maybe she did not want to hold up the sign. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:40 | 6007044 slaughterer
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I fucked the "R" girl on "Hillary" numerous times for free. She said she also fucked Bill.  

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 22:57 | 6007708 Jumbotron
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LOL !!!!   OF COURSE THEY ARE !!!   Hillary is one of them.  She's whored herself to the Banksters and her own lust for power following in Bill's shadow ALL HER ADULT LIFE !! 

She truly is a type of the Whore of Babylon.

Plus, the hookers know with Hillary in the White House....Bill will come a knock'in QUITE often with money in hand from the Clinton Foundation.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 04:58 | 6007975 chilli sauce
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I freelance over th? internet and earn about 80-85$ an hour. I was without a job for 7 months but last month my paycheck with big fat bonus was $15000 just working on my computer from my home for 5-6 hours. Here's what i have been doing... www.globe-report.com

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:36 | 6006913 Mister Delicious
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Now *they* - are doing g0d's work.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:37 | 6006917 Payne
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Hillary has supported them in more than a few ways.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:52 | 6006951 Kirk2NCC1701
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Correct. Not just by women in low places, but by most of these women in high places:

https://fortune.com/most-powerful-women

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:38 | 6006918 ScorpionDeathLock
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Sadly these are the type of braindead women who will put her in office (because she's part woman) and condemn us all to hell.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:07 | 6006982 Freddie
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We are already in hell.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:55 | 6007093 Blano
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Amen.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:20 | 6007305 Al Gophilia
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Hillary will win by a "Lay Down Misere" then?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Lay+Down+Misere

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:41 | 6006920 Silverhog
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Is this the Motel 6 of Brothels? Don't leave the light on for me. 

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:42 | 6006932 Fukushima Fricassee
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Fuggly for sure.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:44 | 6006937 e_goldstein
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The Moonlight Bunny Ranch is actually the premiere legal brothel in Nevada.

The public sector influence certainly shows though, don't it?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:50 | 6006949 Harbanger
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They're just lobbying for tax exemptions.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:39 | 6006922 Jack's Raging B...
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This was a slow-pitch for Banzai to do some choice editing.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:39 | 6006923 Son of Captain Nemo
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Because Bill loves "whores"!...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:41 | 6006925 angel_of_joy
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Are you supposed to pay those girls for something ? Half of them are so fat and/or unattractive that I could easily save the money...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:44 | 6006936 beercandad
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Nah, they're saving themselves for bill.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:52 | 6006947 Harbanger
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May as well keep paying the wife for sex.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:33 | 6007024 angel_of_joy
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If I have to pay for something, I want at least to have an option on quality...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:43 | 6007054 Harbanger
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That would be a good rallying cry for tax reform.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:24 | 6007315 MontgomeryScott
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But,

(as an aside)

AFTER the divorce, when you don't get it anymore, you have to keep paying, and paying, and PAYING...

HELL, most of the time (while you're still married), you can keep paying, but not get it ANYWAY...

I guess it depends on who you are married to (or divorced from). If she is undesirable, you are WILLING to keep paying (just to make her stay away from you).

 

The girls don't look too attractive over in Nevada, but they can probably get the job done (turn out the lights, and bring your own bags). Hopefully, you won't want to talk to them about politics, though (or anything else, for that matter). STUPID, VACANT MINDS whose sole purpose is taking your money to get you to come...

They're not 'prostitutes'. They are 'sexual technicians'. You've GOT to be 'P.C.' about this...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:58 | 6007381 nevadan
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The girls don't look too attractive over in Nevada,

 

I don't live very far from the bunny ranch.  Always wondered what the "talent" looked like.  Not too good it seems.  However, take a stroll around UNR sometime and you will change your mind about the looks of women in Nevada. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:15 | 6006998 BorisTheBlade
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And that's they are rooting for Hillary, when she becomes president, men will be by law obliged to pay for sex with ugly ones.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:36 | 6007032 Harbanger
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Yes, that's very PC.  And to alleviate gender inequality and pay gaps inherent within our society, 50% of her wages should go to unemployed male hoes.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:25 | 6007320 MontgomeryScott
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That thing between a Bunny Rancher's legs is ALSO called a 'pay gap'!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:09 | 6007274 mc225
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i'd previously thought that 'bunny ranch' was a bit more top drawer. who knows, maybe these ladies represent a cross-section of what the clients demand; what the market will bear.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:42 | 6006929 Yen Cross
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   JFC what a homely looking bunch. Is that where bush pigs go to die?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:57 | 6006964 daveO
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Old strippers? 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:32 | 6007023 Urban Redneck
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Cankles convention.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:42 | 6006934 Weaponized Innocense
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I suppose bill can pay hookers to do just about anything.
Since Hillary is so pro women enough to hate bill as a man; some bodies got to fuck him. But these gals too old to do that thus he just paid them to hold up a Hillary sign as they so hip as his boxers.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:43 | 6006935 dizzyfingers
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http://www.truthorfiction.com/franklin-graham-says-america-will-not-come-back-in-jacksonville/ Franklin Graham Says America Will Not Come Back in Jacksonville-Truth!

America is over.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:50 | 6006942 walküre
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You have about 20 months left to leave this sad joke of a country. Hillary is a "shoo-in" (appropriate horse term).

Russia looks more and more attractive.

Russian Pussy Riot against Putin and American Hookers for Hillary -  take your pick

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:09 | 6007123 Seize Mars
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I'm going nowhere. I intend to enjoy myself.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:48 | 6006945 dizzyfingers
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 http://www.truthorfiction.com/authorities-confirm-isis-camp-in-mexico/ Authorities Confirm ISIS Camp in Mexico-Reported as Fiction!
Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:48 | 6006946 Shed Boy
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Isn't that Chelsea, top right.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:56 | 6006962 Kirk2NCC1701
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Funny, my thoughts exactly.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:59 | 6006968 B2u
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Chelsea is definitly a 3 bagger.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:21 | 6007154 stormsailor
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actually 4, 3 for her and 1 for yourself, lol

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:49 | 6007364 Farqued Up
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Is Webb Hubbell still in prison? Does Chelsea ever visit him? Or, did they give him the Dahmer treatment? I need to keep up.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:54 | 6006952 SmokinMonkey
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One, two, three, four, six 
Everybody in the car, let's go have sex,
To the hotel around the corner,
The girls want to do the president,
But I really don’t wan-na 
Get caught like I did last year
I'll find a new girl with a great big rear,
I had Monica, and Jennifer, Paula, and Kathleen
And maybe five other girls in be-tween
But I like to try a new piece of pork
When old pumpkin legs is in New York
If she’s alive I will try to jump her,
Then I will dump her.

(Chorus)
a little bit of Monica, ohh no more
a little bit of Jennifer, out the door
a little bit of Paula, on the bed
a little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!

Bimbo number five!

Pull your pants down,
And toss it on the ground,
Now bark like a hound,
And I'll make a doggy sound,
I'll chase you,
And you chase me,
And if I get caught,
Will you spank my fanny please?
Clap your hands once,
Here’s a big surprise,
Everyone was wrong,
It points to the right!

(Chorus)
Monica’s gone away
Maybe Miss. America would come and play
A little bit of Brittany would be nice
A little bit of Hillary I'm on ice

Bimbo number 5!

Booty Call!

(Spoken)
Hey baby!
Have you ever been involved in a forty billion investigation?
As a matter of fact my condoms do have the presidential seel on them
Hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big
(ha ha ha ha ha)

Note to myself
Nail her latter

(Chorus)
A little bit of Monica, ohhh no more,
A little bit of Jennifer, out the door,
Jennifer Lopez, in my bed,
A little bit of Hillary, now I'm dead!

(Talking)

Oh I do love New York!
Won't you please elect my wife?
Ya know, get her out of the house,
'cos yeah I got yard work to do, yeah that's right
Yard Work

Oh, excuse me? Bimbo number Six?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:51 | 6006953 heisenberg991
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Herpes for Hillary

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:56 | 6006960 kchrisc
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Hillary campaign slogan for the 2016 sheeple census:

Hillary 2016
A Distraction Just Like 2008.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"Now watch the Hillary, and pay no attention to the 'reach around.'"

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 16:58 | 6006967 Kirk2NCC1701
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If 2008 ans 2012 gave us a Mulatto bisexual prez, and 2016 gives us a bisexual female, then what might we get in 2020?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:05 | 6006975 Mister Delicious
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a Lizard King?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:08 | 6006983 Obadiah
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Male Cross Dressing Cocker Spaniel

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:42 | 6007050 bilejones
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A Bush

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:32 | 6007332 MontgomeryScott
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You can select Jeb, or you can select Hillary.

Either way, you WILL get a BUSH in the WhoreHouse in 2016.

(This message brought to you by the Republicratic Committee; keeping selections controlled since 1913)

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 21:33 | 6007571 StychoKiller
Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:05 | 6006979 Sturm und Drang
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Prostitution, where price discovery takes refuge.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:07 | 6006981 Peter K
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Who would pay for that?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:11 | 6006988 panem et circenses
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Interesing... it's coming from the pimps of FOX Business

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:11 | 6006989 panem et circenses
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Interesing... it's coming from the pimps of FOX Business

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:12 | 6006993 SubjectivObject
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I call bullshit.

Not one symbologically or otherwise set of spread leggs in the bunch.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:15 | 6006996 piratepiet2
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Watching from Europe, at a safe distance, I almost hope she will get elected.

It will make for so much entertaining commentary on ZH.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:43 | 6007057 WhackoWarner
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watching from Canada and I cringe at the thought.  If our Harper clown somehow manages to hoodwink the electorate here again.... I cringe to think of him drooling and running errands for Hillary.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:21 | 6007004 markar
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As they say, takes one to know one.

Hillary makes the Whore of Babylon look like Mother Teresa.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:46 | 6007006 NuYawkFrankie
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Hemorrhoids for Hillary!

Pain-In-The-Ass Power!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:22 | 6007008 Puchica
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They want Bill back.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:31 | 6007018 Equality 7-25-1
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Rats know their own by smell.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:35 | 6007334 MontgomeryScott
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Dogs always return to their own vomit.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:03 | 6007033 kchrisc
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Not that anyone cares, but this article made me think of an old friend of mine:

One of the most successful and intelligent women that I have known was a call-girl. Yes, friend, as she was so far out of my league that I couldn't have even paid for it, and then she wasn't my type either. I didn't know what she did for a living until later.

Met her at a friend's party, and we got to talking. We seemed to have a connection and we enjoyed our conversation together. Before she left the party she said that we should meet over at a local bookstore cafe and continue our convo. So one day we did. We discussed economics, history, etc. Intellectual stuff mostly.

Now this wasn't the classic "friend zone" thing, as, while she was beautiful and sexy, she was really not my type, and way out of my league. And she had no interest in me at all.

We would go out and do things, have fun, and have great convos. She'd usually pay, as she had expensive tastes. Later she told me what she did for a living. She was raking in nearly $200,000 a year from a bevy of clients. She, and a few friends, kept an ex-NFL football "Frankenstein" on the payroll if trouble brewed.

She said that she now owned a few upscale hair salons, interest in 3 dry-cleaners, and a pizza joint. She also had a home in Florida, and was about to retire from the "biz." A year after I met her, she did "retire," and moved down to Florida permanently. She was not even thirty yet.

The downside of hanging out with her was putting up with drunk aggressive guys that were usually built like brick shit houses and had 5 similar friends with them. They seemed to be egged on by the fact that I was "with her." I learned diplomacy and tact quick, but she did call "Frankenstein" once. He came over to Dave and Busters and had a little "come to Jesus" meeting with this group of young punks that just couldn't leave well enough alone. Pretty funny.

I lost touch with her, but I hope she is well.

The banksters need to repay us.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:13 | 6007286 mc225
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the only woman i ever met who read thomas szasz was a callgirl. respect.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:38 | 6007036 WhackoWarner
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cryinng for tax breaks more like it.  Those gals probably pay taxes at source

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:40 | 6007042 Chandos
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Meanwhile, you can google «Bill Clinton rape» and contribute, albeit modestly, to putting the Klintons to rest...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:41 | 6007047 dust to dust
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 Sorry boys they only accept FIAT.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 17:49 | 6007071 q99x2
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The one under the R is a tranny. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:03 | 6007109 SubjectivObject
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Behind or Under?

There's two R's.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:38 | 6007342 MontgomeryScott
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Wild guess, or personal knowledge?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:05 | 6007117 Peter Pan
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Whoever behind the scenes put Obama in power wanted to harm America. Whoever puts Hillary in power will want to destroy America.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:16 | 6007142 Prober
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WOW - looks like they are ALL HUGE !

Aren't there any slim or petite hookers ????

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:48 | 6007221 Thirtyseven
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The one holding the 2nd 'L' is attractive.  All others?  Not really.  Maybe the first 'O' and the 'E'.  The rest are kinda gross (well they're all gross, but what can ya do?).

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:49 | 6007362 10mm
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What your looking at is todays American Twat. FAT

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:18 | 6007148 luckylogger
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A rather fortunate woman she is. At least she can get some honest whores for a change instead of what she used to dealing with and being.... Maybe hillery could learn something from these girls about an honest living.....

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:54 | 6007240 Weaponized Innocense
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Hillary is already pretty good at lying to fuck US.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 18:46 | 6007219 Thirtyseven
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Wouldn't voting Libertarian be in their best interests?

Besides, there are more strip clubs and whore houses in conservative Southern states than anywhere else I know of (and I've been all over the USA).  The difference is that they're kept out of sight and tolerated (although sometimes grudgingly).

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:52 | 6007253 10mm
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As far as spending a red penny

 Not one in picture fits the bill. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:02 | 6007260 unitwar
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Well, It looks like Hillary has the honest business women vote.  Now the question is, can she get all the whores?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:12 | 6007284 10mm
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She likes vaginas. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:15 | 6007291 Razor_Edge
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Takes one to know one, and they know their soul sister. On reflection, that's not fair to hookers, after all, what harm do they actually do to anyone?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:43 | 6007349 Seize Mars
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Hey speaking of whorehouses, betcha didn't know who used to run a strip club in New York? It was a strip bar next to JFK airport called "Runway 69." Yep, that's right, it was Larry Silverstein. I guess he just got lucky in business? Funny, huh?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 19:56 | 6007376 10mm
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The one holding the "Y" wants no part of it.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:01 | 6007385 tahoebumsmith
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More like Hogs for Hillary..People must just really be stupid or just plain hard up?

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:02 | 6007391 tahoebumsmith
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Then again she just was campaining in Iowa? Maybe I'm the stupid one

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:02 | 6007387 Conchy Joe
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fucking idiots

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:02 | 6007388 Conchy Joe
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fucking idiots

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:34 | 6007449 10mm
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Fuckin idiots? How bout vast majority. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:08 | 6007400 Farqued Up
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At least the one holding the number 4 is realistic of her beauty status.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:20 | 6007422 orangegeek
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The one in the back row, right side looks a bit like Chelsea.

 

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:27 | 6007433 libertysghost
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Everybody pays for sex somehow.  Whether it's dollars, freedom, self-respect, "dreams"....whatever.  Sometimes it's a bad deal.  But often it's worth it too.  I'm suprised at all the cognitive dissonance on this one. 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:47 | 6007485 libertysghost
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Oh...don't get me wrong.  All but the black girl hiding behind the ironically placed "Y" (which actually works as a protest move...unless she just doesn't want to be seen as a hooker here when her picture on their site probably) deserve some scorn for being prostitutes for our corrupt political system at all.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 09:44 | 6008217 22winmag
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Correction: Every man pays for sex someshow.

 

Fixed it for ya and a +1.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 11:15 | 6008391 libertysghost
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I had that first...but "fixed it".  She's still putting her labor capital in...and I'm not so cynical as to think no women likes sex.  Maybe that's my dissonance...

jajjajajja.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:48 | 6007488 oooBooo
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Makes no sense.

Ugly feminists with political power do not like prostitution as a rule.

 

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 20:50 | 6007491 yellowsub
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They're voting for health care or at least continued health care they're getting from Obamacare, no different than the "illegals" be able to vote for citizenship...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 21:23 | 6007551 Al Tinfoil
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Anyone else notice the "4H" in the picture - lower left.  Freudian slip or advert?  Fine American stock.

By the way, the brunette holding the H in Hillary is by far the best deal on a pound-for-pound basis.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 21:27 | 6007558 monad
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I went into a Hooters one time, on business. I wouldn't let these whores smell me. If I had a daughter, I'd be dead. And a lot more assholes wouldn't around either.

Plan ahead, fuckers.There is only 1 law.

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 21:41 | 6007590 StychoKiller
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This reminds me, time to finish up the coffee, and get my wife's clothes off...

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 22:30 | 6007653 silverer
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isn't there something else they're supposed to be doing?

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