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This is NOT Fair!

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By Chris at www.CapitalistExploits.at

Looking back on my own childhood I reckon raising kids must have been a piece of cake. Parents let their kids wander off to the nearest state school where justice was swift and harsh. Caning was all the rage and I certainly got my fair share. It was all pretty fair. You screw up, you get caned. Easy enough to understand.

Parents seeking a "better education" for their spawn looked outside of state schools. In private schools they found this wonderful thing called boarding schools where you don't even have to raise your own kids. The process was simple. Look around for the boarding school furthest from home, ship Johnny off with some simple advice, "try not to get sodomized too much and see you in the holidays."

School was for the most part pretty fair, unless you were being sodomized.

The concept of fairness is ingrained in human nature. I still recall my sister lining up glasses on the table with juice in them. Fizzy juice was a luxury in our house growing up, used only on special occasions and meted out with military precision. No way were you going to get less than your sibling. The juice in each cup had to be EXACT!

Juice

One slight inch higher on one cup meant a re-balancing and re-pouring was required. This could easily take 20 minutes! I remember measuring with a ruler.

Ah, fairness...

This doesn't go away as an adult. In fact, it gets stronger. Now I get mad when I see unfair situations and one example can be found in financing start-ups.

Stacking notes

A purely hypothetical entrepreneur comes to you with a deal. It is a standard convertible note which, for the purposes of this example, is a $500,000 convertible note with a 20% discount and a $5M cap. You sign up for the deal but then the company realises that they have way more interest from investors than they had thought and they further realise that they need more money than originally thought. "No problem," they say, "we'll just put more money on this cap and raise it to a $8M cap". Six months later they raise another tranche of capital on the same note but now at a $10M cap.

WHOAH!

Just wait one second...

Investors paying attention will realise that they've just been hugely diluted. What investors now own is a blend of those raises as they're all attached to that one note. When the note converts everyone who thought they were buying at a $5M cap suddenly realise that their percentage ownership of the company is far less than originally calculated. The hell with that. That's not fair!

Anti-dilution

Investors should ensure that this doesn't take place. One way of doing so is to have the company sign a side note ensuring anti-dilution and pro rata rights in subsequent rounds of financing.

If you've risked your capital in an early stage venture then you certainly should be awarded this. I personally want the ability to follow on into the company until I no longer wish to do so. I'd like to keep my percentage ownership for as long as I can do so. Pro rata rights are an option, not a futures contract. You're not forced to follow on but you have the right to should you so choose. I want that ability.

I was recently asked what to do in a situation such as the stacked note situation mentioned above. If you've invested and you see this taking place and you don't have a side note in place then ask for your money back. If the entrepreneur is prepared to do this to his early investors then you don't want to be doing business with him or her. Fools don't deserve your investment!

You can't keep sipping juice out of the glass and saying it's the same thing. That isn't fair!

- Chris

 

"I looked up fairness in the dictionary and it was not there." - William Giraldi

 

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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:41 | 6010779 nowhereman
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Life isn't fair period.  It is this myth of "fairness" that leads to "social" programs, where some bureaucrat decides that what you work hard for, should be given to someone else.  It leads to hiring based on quotas instead of merit.  It leads to the belief that you "deserve" to have what everybody else has.  It leads to big government, taxes and corruption.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:38 | 6010943 FringeImaginigs
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@nowhereman That's funny. You think fairness and sharing lead to big government, taxes and corruption. Well why don't you try Somalia, Yemen, Mali or Libya if you don't like the government organizing things and sharing in the community. Oh and don't forget to take your own AK47's and a ton of ammo, cause they won't share that with you either.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:03 | 6011020 nowhereman
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I think you missed the point.  When I was a kid, the community took care of it's own.  Now there is no community, only big government bureaucracy.  Now, where does that exist in Somalia, Yemen, Mali or Libya?

What this shows to me is that you are part of the population that believes we have the "right" to dictate to these societies that they should emulate us, for their own good, because it'd only fair, right?  Well, tell me. how that is working out for you?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 09:43 | 6010621 Downtoolong
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Some people see the glass as 95% empty, other’s see it as 5% full.

But that’s only half the story. Wait until everyone realizes what they thought was Fizzy juice in their glass is actually poisoned Koolaid.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 09:54 | 6010643 GuusjA
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De onderhandelingen over TTIP versnelt de 3e SpinozaGolf aanzienlijk.

 

http://www.volkskrant.nl/economie/handelsverdrag-ttip-ook-goed-voor-mkb~...

 

De gesprekken over 'de opvang van illegalen' die niet zijn verdronken in de Middellandse zee zorgen niet zozeer tot ernstige kabinetscrisis, maar het inzicht dat de huidige grondwetten niet deugen.

 

http://www.volkskrant.nl/binnenland/bed-bad-brood-beraad-vanavond-verder...

 

The Wall Street Journal meldde gisteren niet dat de Deutsche Bank de inzichten van het GELD=ZUURSTOF-paradigma al zou gebruiken om nog snel te redden wat er nog te redden is. 

 

http://www.nu.nl/beurs/4033721/deutsche-bank-overweegt-afstoten-postbank...

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 08:48 | 6010530 Jungle Jim
Mon, 04/20/2015 - 09:11 | 6010563 Creepy A. Cracker
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Spamapoloza time.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 08:02 | 6010480 p00k1e
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Fait is fair - cancel 401Ks and hand the loot to the defined pensioners who were smart enough to get guaranteed by PBGC. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 07:12 | 6010442 dumdum
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Life's not fair. But hey, that's life.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:34 | 6010759 KnuckleDragger-X
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Any time I hear the words 'that's not fair" I automatically add the words "to me". Life ain't fair and the universe isn't either, play the hand your dealt and if you play with people who cheat, it's your own damned fault. Life would e a lot easier if people quit sucking their thumb while their head is up their ass......

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 06:52 | 6010424 Jungle Jim
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I just saw this. Seriously?

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