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Meet Zhang Shuang - Cliff-Cleaning Litter-Collector...

 

Cleaner Zhang Shuang collects litter dropped by tourists on the cliff of Laojun Mountain, 2,000 meters above sea level, in Luoyang, Central China’s Hunan province.

 

 Zhang Shuang risks his life to abseil down the cliff every three to five days for the past eight years as a cleaner. He calls for tourists to stop littering and polluting the environment.

 

...And all that for less than US minimum wage?

 

Source: English.People.CN

 

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Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:39 | 6009405 Publicus
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Soon the West will wish they had a job like that.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:42 | 6009413 y3maxx
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...Heard visitors throw coins and make a wish.

He may be making a fortune on the side.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:57 | 6009424 Latina Lover
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This cliff cleaner accomplishes more than the entire race of chinese politicians.  He cleans up garbage, whereas politicians merely spread it around, forcing you to pay to the non privilege.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:59 | 6009447 TeamDepends
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I would walk a mile to not walk a mile in your shoes.
-Savvy Dude

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:16 | 6009485 mickeyman
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Minor quibble, but Luoyang is actually in Henan province.

http://www.worldcomplex.blogspot.ca/2015/01/grottoes-and-hobbit-holes-of...

I was talking to an accountant yesterday on my way back here from Xiaoguobei. She makes much less than US minimum wage. The best paid workers in China now seem to be hard physical labour--farming and shipping. People who work with their brains get very little. No idea how much HFT programmers over here make.

Teachers (Chinese teachers, that is) get paid very little. They normally have to live in dorms in the school and have roommates. Once a month or so the water to the dorms gets shut off for a few days. Foreign teachers, of course, get paid reasonably well (not as much as in NAm, but expenses are much, much lower). Professors in Chinese universities start off at a little over $1000 (US) per month.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:24 | 6009500 Publicus
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From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:21 | 6009646 Save_America1st
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Shwang originally intended to go to law school but he didn't win the caddy scholarship...and he didn't want to be no stinkin ditch digger neither

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiRGRvE_Wqg

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:40 | 6009718 bahaar
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It has never been each according to his ability.  It has always been, some according to his greed and the rest accroding to his need.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 21:23 | 6009836 Publicus
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It should be.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 22:15 | 6009956 old naughty
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As East, so West...

They started the communist "farm" in the east...

That system was created, in 1913 (real-ly? hummmm) in Vienna by two of the four "Must-b-kidding-mes" and "throw the book" at Karl to publish...

and they have dominated (eh, menaced) us since.

"harvest" time soon?

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:28 | 6010135 TheReplacement
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Do the roommates swallow?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 05:14 | 6010385 Bokkenrijder
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"An office with a view" is probably what it said in the job advert.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 07:31 | 6010457 sidiji
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there are no chinese politicians...

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:49 | 6009432 kaiserhoff
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Mountain goat needed.

  Chop, chop.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:55 | 6009437 Goldilocks
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How about reindeer... chomp chomp
Laplander Reindeer Castration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fftnExG-WFg

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:58 | 6009445 kaiserhoff
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when you think you've seen everything;)

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 21:17 | 6009818 Latina Lover
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Awwk! I could feel my scrotum shrinking.....eeek.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:52 | 6009549 813kml
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Yikes!!!  That vid must be from first lecture of Feminism 101.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:06 | 6009592 Blano
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Good Lord. 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:40 | 6009696 opport.knocks
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That was hilarious.

I remember doing that to baby piglets as a teenager, nothing like that ;-) 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 22:28 | 6009996 OldPhart
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What is great is that beaming smile like she about to give the best blow job ever.

The FFA instructor did that with sheep, back in the day.  He demonstrated on three that we had.  We always just used boxcutters.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:30 | 6010141 TheReplacement
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I just woke up the entire house.  TY 4 da LMFAO!

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:02 | 6009456 JLee2027
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And no visible safety harness....LOL.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:37 | 6009525 Urban Redneck
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I'd be more concerned about the Chinese construction materials used in the rope and anchor and the skill of the belayer.  Those would seem the biggest risks to one's life in my mind.  

Then again with 8 years experience- he might think he doesn't need three points of contact any more... 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:22 | 6009495 Semi-employed W...
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It beats sitting in a cubicle all day.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:53 | 6009554 813kml
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It also beats making cubicles all day.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:10 | 6009607 Normalcy Bias
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...or being the 'Fluffer' on a gay porn set (I'm just guessing here!).

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:28 | 6009512 WhackoWarner
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millions of US  now permanently out of stats would apply for that job.

 

But they are now off the stats and not seeking work.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:58 | 6009565 NoPension
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Millions more, don't even have to get off the sofa, what with direct deposit.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 22:23 | 6009983 the great rift
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 01:13 | 6010251 qomolangma
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eat up your whoring $$$ moron!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 05:01 | 6010380 random999
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1. Sitting infront of a computer all day inputing useless numbers.

2. Or jumping around on a rope collecting garbage from cliffs...

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:39 | 6009406 beavertails
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Obviously, trash is stimulus

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:12 | 6009473 metastar
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Trillions dumped and counting.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:40 | 6009409 Eireann go Brach
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Watch Obama will create a new cliff cleaning jobs program!

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:48 | 6009430 rsnoble
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Only after he's gracing Mt. Rushmore.  The trash will all get caught up in those huge ears of his.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:23 | 6009498 ironmace
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rope-ready

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:06 | 6009593 NoPension
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And let in more Mexicans to do it.

" uh, Mr. President, we have a problem. The benefits we give now, are better than minimum wage. We don't have any peeps willing to work at Mickey D's, hotel staff or cut grass. And we can't stop the checks, we need the votes. "
Uh, I uh, have a ,uh idea. Let em across the, uh, border. Don't hassle em. Give em drivers licences and remind them to , uh , vote Democrat.

But Mr. President, they can't vote......... Then they look at each other and bust out laughing! Hahahaaa!!!!

" I'll have the Wetbacks votin Democrat for a 100 years"
B. H. O.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:40 | 6009412 Hong Kong Phooey
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Worse job: Hillary's gynecologist.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:01 | 6009452 kaiserhoff
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According to Archie Bunker,

  that's groinecologist.

Kinda works for her, doesn't it?

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:55 | 6009558 813kml
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Deep cavern spelunking.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:02 | 6009455 Anusocracy
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She goes to a veterinarian.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 22:01 | 6009916 DrJRiddle
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As a veterinarian myself I take umbrage and can assure you that none of us were trained for such a grotesque species as she. 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:10 | 6009469 B2u
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Isn't that Janet Reno?

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:22 | 6009493 ironmace
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bleeeaaaccchhhh

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:15 | 6009621 Normalcy Bias
Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:44 | 6009416 hairball48
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Where's a Service Employees  International Union steward when you need one?

/sarc

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:57 | 6009421 Salsipuedes
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Beats hell out of Fukushima hod carrier or Apple assembler. Fresh air, beautiful office, instant death. It`s the NWO children! Count thy blessings wherest thou might.

 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:46 | 6009423 rsnoble
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I'm probably one of the few on here that can say they've done comparible dangerous/shitty work in my time........in the US.  Of course I was paid well for it.  Height is relative.......anything over 30' your dead anyway.  Of course, most deaths occur off of 5' ladders.  Either from being impailed, breaking neck etc.  Granted they don't tell you there's 50 million people on a 5' ladder everyday...............and only one sorry ass mofo hanging off the side of a mountain lmao.  Poor bastard.   I definetely don't miss being an acrobat.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:59 | 6009448 nmewn
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Wi Hung Lo

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:03 | 6009458 kaiserhoff
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Wi Fry Hi

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:06 | 6009461 nmewn
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Nei Long Wop

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:09 | 6009467 kaiserhoff
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Faw Wong Way

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:40 | 6009529 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Hol E Fuk U Geis Fun E

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:27 | 6009511 bilejones
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Won hung Low.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:19 | 6009488 Condition 1SQ
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Don't be so sure about that, I and many of the people here have worked as laborers/tradesmen.  One thing I can tell you is laborers in the US, perhaps save a few roofers in Phoenix, have it made in the shade compared to Chinese laborer.  I don't think people appreciate what your typical Chinese laborer has to endure on a daily basis ..

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:13 | 6009617 rsnoble
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Oh i'm sure, but to be dangling from heights is something a lot of laborers don't get the chance of trying.  Not that it's good lol.  Other than that........these people get ZERO respect from many in the US as well.  For instance my nurse practioner sisternlaw who exclaims "can you do that for me?  I would, but I don't have the strength.  That's all building stuff is".  Stupid fucking bitch.  If it weren't for people like me, people like her would be living in grass fucking huts.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:53 | 6009436 Dragon HAwk
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my neighbor does that repelling shit all the time every weekend i have to tell him he can make money  with his  hobby

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:56 | 6009772 orelius
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Is killing mosquitos his hobby?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 00:27 | 6010213 Joe Camel
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I head to bars on the weekend and repel women. Still haven't figured how to make a single dime doing it, though.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 18:57 | 6009440 Manipuflation
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Well, the guy probably could not get in to qualify to take his Series 7 so this was the alternative.  Kind of like me.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:02 | 6009454 itstippy
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There's gotta be a Fiscal Cliff joke in here somewhere.

 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:09 | 6009466 nmewn
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And a Population Yield Curve ;-)

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:11 | 6009611 NoPension
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I don't buy it. They dump a toxic soup in the rivers. The air is deadly.
But this guy goes down a mountain to get a Snickers wrapper.
I go with the coin toss idea. He's picking up coins thrown for good luck.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:02 | 6009457 Monetas
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Vertical Jizz Mopper Wanted !

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:25 | 6009507 q99x2
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That would be a great job for a week. Anyhow it would keep you from getting fat and wasting your life away.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:22 | 6009655 suteibu
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And he probably gets to keep all of the swag people drop by accident.  Likely puts him in a higher tax bracket.

 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:28 | 6009513 I am Jobe
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Americans are looking for IAPPS that can do it. Americans are too fat and if there is no 64oz Supergulp offering no way will they do it.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:40 | 6009716 Goldilocks
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Fat guy dancing Black Eye peas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J659hiXiUbM (2:34)

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 21:39 | 6009867 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Oh yeah? Take a look at what these Americans do for a living!

A Dirty Job

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:36 | 6009523 Bunga Bunga
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In America they do it for free.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:46 | 6009538 acett
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My daughter, 27, straight A student, two advanced degrees, makes $1000 per semester teaching two 3 unit classes at a public univeristy.

She is too petite to do physical labor.

Welcome to America.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:48 | 6009544 HerrDoktor
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Perhaps she should explore other career opportunities.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:13 | 6009561 813kml
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Opportunity abounds for petite young women willing to do very dirty, very hard labor.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:15 | 6009618 NoPension
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Where you going with this?
She's helping kids learn.
Any pics?

813, i shoulda tagged your ass before you edited.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 07:27 | 6010451 Jadr
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Sounds like she chose really shitty advanced degrees to pursue.  I'm guessing something related to social work?  Maybe some random other branch of sociology/social "sciences"?

 

Those who can, do, those who can't, teach.  Unless you choose to pursue worthless majors and you can only teach or work in retail.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:47 | 6009542 Magnum
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In the pictures you can see the permanent grey pollution haze below.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 19:59 | 6009570 Conax
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Yikes. I can see myself falling and tumbling faster and faster, leaving bits of offal and teeth here and there on the way down, all to wage my war against litterbugs.

not.  $500 fines would clean it up just as well.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:01 | 6009572 mt paul
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the only way that job could be better is:

 

if there were baby seals to club ,on the cliff face

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:12 | 6009613 directaction
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Looks like a sweet gig! 

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:24 | 6009662 post turtle saver
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that's a man's work there... much respect

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:40 | 6009717 mijev
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Before you criticize a man, walk for a mile in his shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes. Author unknown.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:00 | 6010066 The Joker
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Jack Handy

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 22:09 | 6009935 Dre4dwolf
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I would do that job for a beer and and a few laughs.

 

I have actually done worse that's nothing. . .

 

Hes only hanging like 30ft under the platform . . . not even . . . the grade/slope isn't even that bad.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:29 | 6010138 laomei
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Luoyang is NOT in Hunan, it's in Henan.  Great journalism there... A city of 6.5~7 million people and no clue where it even is.  Good job there.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 00:50 | 6010231 Haager
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At least most ZH readers are able to locate China correctly on a map.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 04:30 | 6010368 Money Boo Boo
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It's in Europe, right?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 07:30 | 6010456 Jadr
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I think you are using outdated maps.  I'm pretty sure the modern borders are a bit south of Egypt.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 05:26 | 6010392 brookehiggins007
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wow.. i am realy imressed by the work of Zhang Shuang. What an adventourouse job he is doing. Amazing.

http://www.swiftairportparking.co.uk/

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 05:55 | 6010404 FSFT
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good thing they had their safety jackets on.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 09:21 | 6010575 Raging Debate
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If it were me, I would set up in a comfy lounge chair that had a sign over it that read "Litterers will be shot!"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:22 | 6010903 A is A
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Is this an artist's impression of all the traders BTFATH on margin?

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