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Did Greece Just Launch Capital Controls: "Mandatory Cash Transfer" Decreed Due To "Extremely Urgent Need"

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We warned last week that capital controls were inevitable and it apears the first steps have been taken (very quietly):

  • GREECE ISSUES DECREE: LOCAL GOVTS OBLIGED TO TRANSFER DEPOSIT RESERVES AT CENTRAL BANK

So, following the pension fund raid, the Greek government is now centralizing all Greek cash citing an extremely urgent and unforeseen need.".

One wonders if this is per Krugman's advice?

As Bloomberg reports:

Govt decree issued today forces local govts, general govt sector entities to transfer cash reserves to the Bank of Greece.

 

*DECREE ON MANDATORY CASH TRANSFER POSTED IN GOVT GAZETTE

But fear not: you are being "fairly compensated" for this forced capital reallocation:

  • GREEK CASH RESERVES INTEREST AT BANK OF GREECE 2.5%: OFFICIAL

From Reuters:

Greece issued a legislative act on Monday requiring public sector entities to transfer idle cash reserves to the country's central bank, as part of efforts to deal with a cash squeeze. Greece has been tapping into the cash reserves of pension funds and public sector entities through repo transactions as it scrambles to cover its funding needs.

 

Monday's act excludes pension funds and some state-owned firms. Cash reserves that are needed by these bodies for their immediate payment needs are also excluded from the regulation.

 

Athens' scramble for basic funds shows how extreme the financial constraints on Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras have become as he tries to convince sceptical foreign creditors to extend his country new financial aid.

 

The cash-strapped country must repay the International Monetary Fund almost 1 billion euros due next month. It has said it wants to honour its debt obligations.

And as observed previously:

...if capital controls were imposed as a product of a stand-off between Greece and its creditors rather than in the context of agreement as to the way forward (as ultimately in Cyprus), Greek politics could lurch towards the need for a parallel / substitute currency rather than as hoped towards commitment to the euro at all costs.

 

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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 09:58 | 6010648 kliguy38
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They have to,,,, no choice

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:07 | 6010674 jaap
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Blueprint

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:11 | 6010685 NoDebt
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Oh, here it comes.  Greeks, please brace for imapact.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:13 | 6010699 Headbanger
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Yeah.. This is a holdup!

Hand over your cash now!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:31 | 6010751 Wolferl
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Throw those pathetic Greeks out of Europe already. It´s a worthless third world country.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:34 | 6010758 BaBaBouy
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Tzipris & Company Are Just Operatives And Enablers Of IMF Debt Collection ???

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:48 | 6010797 KnuckleDragger-X
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So you say you want a revolution? Then let's have a big one where everybody can play.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:52 | 6010810 FreeMoney
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This is the slowest train wreck in history.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:23 | 6010907 NoDebt
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This is mercifully quick compared to Japan.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:25 | 6011094 KnuckleDragger-X
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Death by a 1000 (paper)cuts takes awhile....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:57 | 6011166 knukles
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California and other states (as well as the Feds) do this all the time.  A pool of funds devoted to schools meant to be legally separate for the intended purpose as enshrined in law and bond indentures, is taken and used for general fund welfare purposes.  The Feds "borrowing" from the SS fund to meet daily expenditures, etc.

Nothing new here..

That does not make it right, moral, ethical, honest or legal
It stinks of Criminal Enterprise

But nothing new

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:11 | 6011217 Sanity Bear
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we Cyprused some folks

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:57 | 6012213 SilverRhino
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We corzined some nations.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:07 | 6012494 nailgunnin4you
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I'm amazed any greek still has MITB with so many oracles warning them in the zh comment section, do the greeks not read zh daily? Idiots!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:18 | 6011067 TheReplacement
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Anyone who has the power to end bankster control over their country and does not is a bankster debt collector.

Meeting with the Kruginator... proof.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:37 | 6010754 BaBaBouy
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Desperation & Krugman Visits...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:27 | 6010921 JRobby
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Krugman looks confused in the picture.............................

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:40 | 6010948 Bananamerican
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yes....it's Krugman

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:28 | 6011263 silverserfer
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Krugman in Greece? You know there is roadkill when you see vultures circling. Soft flabby vultures with clamy hands. He is just waiting for Greece to soften up a bit before he buries his head in the soft rotting carcas 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:25 | 6011434 saveandsound
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It's Krug-Bear-Pig!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:59 | 6011584 macholatte
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Curious...

How much did the Greeks pay Krugman?

Did he get first class air fare and a suite at the Four Seasons?

 

Poor Paul Krugman

http://freebeacon.com/blog/poor-paul-krugman/

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 18:09 | 6012501 nailgunnin4you
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I think I just dropped a krugman in my pants, excuse me.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:38 | 6010760 pkrstr9
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If anyone is stupid enough to still have cash in a Greek bank after this announcement, then they deserve everything thats coming their way, including getting ass-raped by a herd of goats...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:45 | 6010786 Haus-Targaryen
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I have no sympathy for them anymore.  Literally none.  

If all the Greeks lost every cent they own, I only hope it finds its way up here north of the Alps.  Greeks can resort to cannibalization for all I care.

If the EU and the EUR are so important, they are willing to tolerate 30% unemployment and the destruction of their country, eating Grandma can't be that far off.  

At least they still have the blue & yellow outside.  

Worth it.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:58 | 6010992 BaBaBouy
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LOL .... GREEK BANKS ....

Now Thats A SAFE Place To STORE Your Fiats Paper Money...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:23 | 6011082 DanDaley
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...eating Grandma can't be that far off.

 

Let's eat, Grandma.

 

no 

 

Let's eat Grandma.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:07 | 6010851 youngman
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They were stupid to have it in a Greek bank before this announcement....its to late now

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:55 | 6010991 Tarzan
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What the Fed is going on?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:02 | 6010835 hampsterwheel
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and when paper currencies are on life support --- real money is at multi-year lows and crashing --- attention walmart shoppers - no lifeboats will be available - ....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:52 | 6010981 PTR
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Ramming speed.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:11 | 6010687 Haus-Targaryen
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So they'll do capital controls and deposit confiscation to repay IMF. 

Screwed.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:16 | 6010709 NoDebt
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Yep.  Private deposits come next.

I've been yelling at Greek (citizens) to get their money the hell outta Greek banks for at least several months now.  And yet, most probably won't.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:21 | 6010723 Haus-Targaryen
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Its interesting of robbing the municipalities to pay the bills.  

You'll have widespread muni bankruptcies.  As Orange County showed us in the early 90s -- a Greek Muni bankruptcy or a series thereof makes borrowing more expensive all Munis, thus pushing this farther down the road.

Evil fuckers -- those Bankers.  

What I wonder is will the Greek population as a whole get MAF for robbing the Munis and riot & burn Athens to the ground -- or are they too busy drinking tea, eating Gyros, and smoking? 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6010741 NoDebt
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Greece has bigger problems than worrying about Muni bankruptcies.  When the hammer comes down, they will steal everything in the country that isn't nailed down to try to keep the national-level government (somewhat) intact and (somewhat) in control.  Will it work?  No idea.  Probably not.  It's going to get ugly no matter what.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:33 | 6010755 Haus-Targaryen
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I am no Greek legal expert, but in many "EU" nations -- the central government is on the hook for the debts of Munis, so this isn't that way in Greece, or it is and they are going to change it.  

The centralization of all Muni reserves is interesting.

I get the feeling the Muni's are going to get Greek debt or IOU's in return and not EUROs, although I'd prefer them get Drachmas in return.

Stupid EURO project.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:25 | 6011096 TheReplacement
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Let's just skip to the end and evict the Greeks from Greece, repo the entire country, and then sell it at auction.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:24 | 6011252 UselessEater
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great comment

IMO -it has, is and will continue to be sold at auction via ongoing "slow burn" from the plebs point of view -to borrow C Austin Fitts turn of phrase (and we know many of the plebs have been feeling the unrelenting burn)

Also slum lords don't evict, they retain serfs in tighter shackles.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:32 | 6010753 agent default
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Moot point.  The Greek government and local authorities have always been notoriously unreliable when it comes to paying domestic contractors.  They have probably stopped all payments to the Greek private sector ever since this crisis began.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:51 | 6010803 KnuckleDragger-X
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I don't think there's much of a private sector left and there certainly won't be one by summer....

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:34 | 6010933 JRobby
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There is a hierarchy. When debts are at such a level that they can never possibly be serviced by available GDP, the cash goes uphill. Shit rolls downhill.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:53 | 6010985 PTR
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One drachma for confiscation.  One drachma for the stash.  

They just get the confiscation drachma.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:55 | 6010986 PTR
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and unless the rules are different in Greece from the US, they are unsecured creditors.  It's not *their* money.  They gave it to the bank and are an IOU on the books.  An IOU that is very last in line.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:53 | 6011162 Jaspergers
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@NoDebt, actually the lines at the bank for withdrawals are long and constant. the brinks guys are running in and out bringing more cash. i think it's just kept quiet so as not to cause further panic. on days like this (or tomorrow) where you get a significant announcement the lines can be three hours long. of course if you want more than 3-5k (of "your" money!) you have to call in a day or two in advance...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:17 | 6010712 Oh regional Indian
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US has gone Blue in the face printing Green.

Has not helped.

Pick a new colour...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:28 | 6011105 TheReplacement
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Were not greenbacks green on the back and red on the front?  Oh right, then Lincoln was assassinated.  How about silver certificates?  Shot Kennedy too. 

Hmm.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:31 | 6011267 pods
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Kennedy was not shot for anything to do with silver.

pods

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:09 | 6011394 Bay of Pigs
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True. After the Bay of Pigs fiasco in April of 1961, JFK said "I want to splinter the CIA in a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds".

The CIA killed him with the help of Bush Sr and LBJ, among others.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:31 | 6010901 Reggie Middleton
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I warned of this, and detailed step by step instructions for EU area residents to avoid it in yesterday's blog posts. Most timely, and it's still not too late to act (at least I don't think it is): 

EU Area Residents' Step-by-Step Guide to Escaping the Upcoming Bank Bail-ins & Capital Controls

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:02 | 6010657 B2u
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Oooops...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:02 | 6010658 LawsofPhysics
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When fraud is the status quo possession is the fucking law, period.

That is all.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:02 | 6010659 kowalli
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tomorrow in usa

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:04 | 6010660 Urban Roman
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Does this mean that, if you have Euro currency in Greece, and you stuff it in your mattress, that it will be like Confederate money after the Civil War? Wouldn't it continue to be recognized in the rest of Europe?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:04 | 6010668 EscapeKey
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Ultimately, it means you won't be able to stuff it in your mattress, because they won't allow you to withdraw it from the bank.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:14 | 6010701 tbone654
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so it has to be there already... correct?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:35 | 6010937 JRobby
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Should have done that a long time ago.

Home safe or safety deposit box. Next to the gold and silver (for when the shit really hits the fan) and ammo.............

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:32 | 6011273 UselessEater
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Even if you stuffed cash in the mattress they are making it harder to use it for purchases of any value.

Its becoming the perfect pig trap.......hat tip to the ZHr that posted that link it was a good read.

http://taxicabdepressions.com/?p=1193

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:10 | 6010682 pods
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There are codes on them that make it possible to differentiate the origin of the notes.  So theoretically they could call a moritorium on all Greek notes and after that declare them void.

Looks like it would be difficult to do on a large scale though.  

pods

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:14 | 6010702 NoDebt
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Yep, there's a "single currency" union for you.  All Euros are equal.  But some are more equal than others.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:54 | 6010724 kowalli
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like 6 types of usa dollars - A,B,C,D,E,F

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:41 | 6010944 JRobby
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Where they were printed

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:21 | 6010725 Tasty Sandwich
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Reminds me of the Hawaii overprint notes.

The intent of the overprints was to easily distinguish US currency captured by Japanese forces in the event of an invasion of Hawaii and render the bills useless.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:42 | 6011515 zerocash
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All euro's printed in Greece have an N in front of the serial number.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro_banknotes#Issuance_and_printing

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 00:14 | 6013546 StychoKiller
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Hmm, how hard would it be to alter the printing plates?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:29 | 6011111 TheReplacement
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You would have to have a mattress for that plan to have any chance of working...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:03 | 6010661 pods
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Wound't want to make it difficult to take it all, would they?

I'm sure that this would only happen in Greece though, not like it could happen to the SS trust fund here (oops) or soon to be MYRA accounts.

Decentralization works to protect liberty in more ways than one.

pods

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:20 | 6010722 NoDebt
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It already happened to the SS trust fund.  Thing hasn't had any actual cash in it since Clinton.  Just a bunch of Congressional IOUs

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:47 | 6010794 pods
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Even worse, they are non negiotiable IOUs, so more treasuries will have to be issued to get the actual cash for them when the time comes to pay.

pods

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:52 | 6010808 NoDebt
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Yeah, isn't debt wonderful?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:03 | 6010663 EscapeKey
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I wonder how many trillion Euro coins Krugman debates minting with Tsipras.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:23 | 6010730 No.Fifth.Turning
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They'll call them Krugmanrands--good as gold!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:03 | 6010664 q99x2
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The banksters know all this stuff in advance. When the raid the US pensions they will be prepared for any protest because they are practicing Jade Helm this summer. They know the evil they are planning. Best to stop them ahead of time.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:21 | 6010721 atthelake
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We are all armchair patriots.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:37 | 6010767 SmallerGovNow2
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And as such, you are an enemy of the state...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:41 | 6010777 Mercuryquicksilver
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"Finally someone who gets it."

 

          -Wrote Mercuryquicksilver in his online Diary

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:01 | 6010833 Al Gophilia
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After reading the responces to the ZH story of that young lady who had the guts to get out of her armchair and protest, by disrupting Draghi's pathetic press conference, I'd say you have promoted most readers here above their station. Comments such as. "I'd tap that." or "She wore a thong (giggle, giggle)", were enough to make any real patriot puke. Zh posters in the main are a mob of juvenile followers, inactively waiting for someone else to change the world for them but denigrate the hero or heroine even when it happens. Hardly a Bravo! to be heard. Pathetic.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:26 | 6010918 Bay of Pigs
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So you've been here less than three months and you can make that kind of call on the ZH community at large?

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:44 | 6010961 JRobby
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It is like many things in the world. Discoverers/Contributors vs. Blind/Follower

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:27 | 6011104 Haus-Targaryen
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Regrettably ZH has been overrun recently by the mouth breathers who got bored predicting the imminent end of the world on Infowars or Dahbo0077's Youtube channel.

There are a few of us who are active in finance who post on here pretty consistently.

That being said -- ZH has been a paradise when compared to the arm of oldmarine1 equivalents trolololing the libertarian right.

Despair not.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:36 | 6011129 Bay of Pigs
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Sure, I get it. Like any site you get your share of goofballs, idiots and trolls. Sweeping generalizations are rarely accurate.

Plenty of good posters still around here.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:47 | 6011149 TheReplacement
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By all means, lead the way.  Oh wait...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:33 | 6011275 Mr. Bones
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out who the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the  arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall ener be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory or defeat." -Theodore Roosevelt

 

Fair credit to miss thang for standing up to the man, but she's a commie so I'd hesitate before counting her among your allies.  Further, as I think I pointed out in that comment thread, it's not daring greatly if you know there will be no consequences.  Witt, who lives in Hamburg, was quickly dragged off by security guards and arrested but later released. It is unclear whether the ECB will press charges against her.  (I'd bet a Mexican Coke that they don't.)  It is important to recognize the function of professional agitators.  Remember to wear a thong if you plan to emulate her shenanigans.

Addendum,

The root (patris) of patriotism concerns me so I prefer not to identify as a patriot, nationalist suits me better.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:58 | 6011594 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Best to stop them ahead of time."

I agree. This sounds good on a keyboard, but... I've yet to see a ZHer host an Activist meeting or party. Almost any group I can think of, has more balls and "bias for action" than ZH bloggers.

Sad to say that the Std. M.O. around here is: "Be the Lone Complainer -- stacking, stocking and hiding -- lest there be real personal risk involved."

Fight Club? My ass! More like a Debate Club. Until I see more Walk than Talk, it's just cheap typing and venting.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 16:41 | 6012107 Bay of Pigs
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All the ZHers Ive ever met are pretty solid people with their heads screwed on tight. Goes for some of my old crew at Turds (before we were all banned) and over at Silverdoctors too. We're talking about guys that heavily armed and well trained in shooting, prepping, and survival tactics. Many are vets.

Activist? You've got to be fucking kidding me? For who and what?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:04 | 6010666 buzzsaw99
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elections matter /SARCASM

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:03 | 6010842 Al Gophilia
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ZH patrons make a difference /ditto.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:11 | 6011219 Charming Anarchist
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"Yes, we can!"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:05 | 6010672 Quinvarius
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Now the central bankers are going to pump the crap out of the Euro because that is what should not happen in a real FOREX market where prices are determined by something other than CB agreements.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6010742 Farqued Up
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Over $5 trillion per day are transferred thus will swamp all CB attempts to purchase and manipulate price differentials. They've had to concede defeat each time and I would say it's now like a fart in Katrina. Yes, I know that the psychopaths will not give up trying.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:51 | 6010799 Quinvarius
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Well, suffice it to say, I disagree with your assessment of where the numbers on your screen come from, and what they are really used for.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:09 | 6010677 i_call_you_my_base
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"Unforeseen"

LOL

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:10 | 6010681 Calculus99
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Whether people like Gold or not, never forget that one of its great features is it's an asset that's designed to disappear.

For example, many on this board have lost their Gold, it fell out of the boat by mistake and the lake/river is very deep and muddy...

Sadly many in Greece don't own Gold, probably put off by the old chesnuts, barbaric, doesn't pay a yield, can go down in value etc. Can't say they didn't have years of time to pick up some. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:15 | 6010884 forwardho
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For 99.9% of known human history, Gold was the pinnacle in wealth storage, and has been accepted by all known cultures.

It has never been worthless.

At various times food has surpassed it in value, But if the present world gets to that point, preservation of life will render preservation of wealth to a meaningless exercise.

As has been said by those far wiser than I...

Hedge accordingly.

 

 

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:14 | 6011225 Sages wife
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Yeah, but now we have IPhones, and so, we're like, way smarter than anyone in the history of the world. You should get out more, and like, buy stuff. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:32 | 6011780 zerocash
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When they start mining asteroids for gold that may change but until then gold is the king of money.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:51 | 6011159 TheReplacement
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Gold is nice but:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qIhDdST27g

Perhaps the medium is less important but control is more important.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:46 | 6010967 JRobby
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Nice link. I like the tone.

But not news

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:18 | 6010713 Mr. Jingles
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Yup.... greece is the test monkey. Here will be the real deal. Cant wait for jade helm and for it to go live. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:26 | 6010739 saldulilem
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If Greece goes drachma count me in for a vacation!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:27 | 6010744 treasurefish
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Krugman is a complete jackass. Why even mention him? He's an idiot, and everyone knows it. So what?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:35 | 6010761 i_call_you_my_base
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I think it's important. I keep saying it here, that Krugman has always said he thinks Greece should leave the EZ. Which makes sense because his answer to every problem is devaluation, and Greece can't do that in the EZ. Krugman likely advised Tsipras to leave the EZ.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:29 | 6010746 RealityCheque
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"How to Rob People Without a Gun" -- by Paul Krugman

 

"What a read. It's insane, he's a total cunt" - NYT

"Really, come on, that's not how money works...honestly" - Micheal Bloomberg

"Shut the fuck up Krugman. You're really damaging the hits on my blog!" - Ben Shalom

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:35 | 6010762 chunga
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I just heard the tv people explain that the blame for everything, including this, belongs to ISIS.

The solution is for the US to invade Syria. But, that will be hard right now because the military has been "eviscerated".

Ukraine should also be invaded ASAP because they're bad too. Unchecked this will cause bank runs and contagia because of instability.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:48 | 6010972 JRobby
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"The TV People"

How generous of you to elevate this filth

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 14:24 | 6011431 chunga
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If you're not careful you might mistake them for regular, normal humans.

They look a lot alike but they aren't real. Never believe what they say...it's a trick.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:47 | 6010971 JRobby
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+10,000

 

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:25 | 6011092 Kirk2NCC1701
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Skill-testing question for ZHers: "How do you rob a bank, and get away with it?"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:56 | 6011174 TheReplacement
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Take a line of credit, max it out buying shiny metal objects and a boat, declare bankruptcy when your boat capsizes.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:02 | 6011610 Kirk2NCC1701
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I like The Replacement response, but the sarcastic answer I was looking for, was: "Own it".

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:33 | 6010756 Farqued Up
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When the posturing and photo-ops are concluded, I expect Blankfein and Dimon to own the Acropolis and Corfu for a day ,or two before transferring it to their owners and puppeteers.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:40 | 6010774 MogulMushrooms
Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:41 | 6010775 Mercuryquicksilver
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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:44 | 6010784 moratar
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Someone tell me why silver is droping down so badly?

http://www.kitco.com/charts/livesilver.html

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:54 | 6010815 back to basics
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because it's a day of the week ending in "y"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:56 | 6010821 Quinvarius
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It won't last.  Not even in the paper world.  There are not enough spec longs to bother with it.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:55 | 6011345 czarangelus
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Because I just made my biggest purchase yet. Oh well, as long as the dollar cost average keeps dropping...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:45 | 6010789 Lady Jessica
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For me this image of Tsipras and Krugman says heaps.

I assume Tsipras is trying to look "economically responsible" (for the insane/uninformed).

To the rest of us it looks like a visit to the Oracle of Delphi. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:45 | 6010790 Sid James
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Robbing Petros to pay Paulos.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:49 | 6010800 sidiji
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The faster they leave, the better the EU and rest of world will be.  Greece has fked around with the world economy with it's blackmail games for way too long..time to let it revert to what it is...a bunch of a 4th world country.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:20 | 6010899 agent default
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Greece is fucking around even worse than that.  They are about to release convicted terrorists on grounds of "ill health".  US embassy right here is fuming

http://athens.usembassy.gov/amb_statement2.html

Greece should be kicked out of every Western organization period. Enough with that third world place masquerading as part of the West.  And don't get your hopes up about the Russians either.  They are laughing their heads off at these assclowns.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:54 | 6010814 MrMorden
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Next up:  Spain and Portugal.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:49 | 6010976 JRobby
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Coming over the short horizon.........soon

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:55 | 6010816 Dragon HAwk
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I had some Gold but i spent it all on Hookers & Blow to try to stimulate the economy..  /s

  my chances of getting any gold into Greece to stimulate theirs is about nil.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 10:59 | 6010828 holgerdanske
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I wonder how many Greeks are now regretting that they bought gold coins and buried them in a hole in the garden!

I would guess -- exactly ZERO

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:04 | 6011626 Kirk2NCC1701
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Long roving tax collectors with metal detectors, roaming suspects' backyards.

OTOH, Greek do own a lot of boats, and there is no shortage of islands of places where boats could capsize...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:11 | 6010862 me or you
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You need not better reason to keep zero cash on your bank account.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6010868 falak pema
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Christian Noyer of Banque de France and BIS (chairman of both) says that the BCE has "advanced" Greece 110 billion Euros as loans; forgetting to mention tha >90% is to repay eurozone banks of which Deutsche is #1. 

How can you say that loan is to the country when it just goes back to lender institutions + interest??

He warns that Grexit will have contagion just like Yanis says.

His words : Unchartered waters not only for EZ but for the whole international financial system... from the Horse's mouth! 

Schauble has now been warned by the head of BIS and Banque de France!

http://www.lefigaro.fr/conjoncture/2015/04/19/20002-20150419ARTFIG00131-...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:37 | 6010941 TeethVillage88s
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It never ends no matter the country since we are separated by Languages, Culture, different ideologies, slightly different systems. I remember being told that Deutsche Bank was not good due to it's risky behavior ... maybe 10-15 years ago.

- All people kick the can down the road hoping to come out on top through hard work or career

"forgetting to mention tha >90% is to repay eurozone banks of which Deutsche is #1."

- Maybe the Tower of Babel story is about Financiers confusing the citizens and slaves??
- Maybe the Tower of Babel story is a teaching story about Propaganda used by the property owners, owners of Capital

- Maybe all you need to know about Elites is the Story of Babel and people being divided and sent away in different directions
- Maybe this is the view of Elites, Governments, Lobbyists, and Wealth that should be taught throughout the 21st Century, about war, military strength, search for resources, Free (Slave) Trade Agreements, High Labor Supply Efforts, Open Borders, Outsourcing, Off Shore Production & Havens, World Record National Government Spending to be paid back by helpless Taxpayers who are losing wealth and Jobs...

Ya think?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:43 | 6011308 Herd Redirectio...
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Damn, love me some Tower of Babel, not to mention deciphering hiSTORY.  Like for e.g. I think 'The Pied Piper' was probably a story from around a time when military conscription was widespread.  A man appears in town, tells the kids what they want to hear, and next thing you know, all the young ones have enlisted/been conscripted.  And the 'Emperors New Clothers', but I think we are all familiar with that one 'round here!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:12 | 6010869 youngman
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Krugman can see a print fest coming soon..and he loves that..that is why he is there...to watch up close as it happens....long wheelbarrows...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:13 | 6010874 me or you
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Next step will be going house by house to confiscate people money.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:14 | 6010876 MSorciere
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Since the beginning of this SNAFU, a parallel currency for domestic use has been the sole solution. WTF are they waiting for??

 

Possible solution #2 is external - Eurobond issuance. Ain't gonna happen...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:18 | 6010891 Spungo
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How is krugman supposed to help Greece? He already knows Greece can't print their own money. They also can't tax their way out of this because that would cause capital flight. He will never ever suggest cutting spending to balance the budget.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:27 | 6010917 TeethVillage88s
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Exactly Greece is the Example Conservatives, Fiscal Conservatives, need to End Drunken Behavior in the Morning following VICHY DC Cocktail Parties.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:20 | 6010894 Gohigher
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Private Wealth Confiscation will never occur in Merica'. We learned all about the Constellation in school.
Everyone, sing in the key of Baahh ....:

She's a grand old flag,
She's a high flying flag,
And forever in peace may she wave.

She's the emblem of,
The land I love,
The home of the free and the brave.

Every heart beats true,
For the red, white, and blue,
With never a boast or a brag.

(reaching for the Hydromorphone)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:48 | 6010911 TeethVillage88s
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Complete with Christian Salute so admired by the Nazis??

O'Ryan is a grand Constellation. S/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3a1DEoB59k

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/22/opinion/greene-pledge-of-allegiance-salute/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3a1DEoB59k

Saw this recently on an old US Movie or TV Series...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:12 | 6011642 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Private Wealth Confiscation will never occur in Merica'"

Sorry, but this has been going on since Aug. 1971. It will only get worse -- like a spreading cancer, and just as devious in resisting counter-measures. They will simply tax gold buys/sells, until the sheep get turned off by the Price Spread, which is already climbing.

TPTB know damn well that if they can't beat you on Principle, that they can beat you on Procedure. Hedge/Allocate and stack accordingly.

p.s. The only rescue is if the BRICS get away from the USD, and they back their own currencies with Precious/Real Assets (PM, Oil). And I just don't see that happening soon, if ever.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:35 | 6010936 NoTTD
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Well, that explains gold's pummeling at the open today.   In perilous time like these you need to be in the safety of the stock market.

 

Which can only go up.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:53 | 6010984 Mr Nice Guy
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You're right about that! Stock market's the best play for preservation of wealth now, at least until Corzine gets his hedge fund up and running where asset appreciation will be the name of the game.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:36 | 6010938 The central planners
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And from the greek central bank to the IMF and eventually to Putin's pockets. In these days is profitable to be "isolated"

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:49 | 6010974 vegas
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Of course there is a "need"; the "need" to steal your money so the politician's asses will be covered and then in the future they can do it again becuase you are too fucking stupid to realize you are too fucking stupid. Coming eventually to the U.S. of Detroit & Chicago so you Sheeple in Amerika just move on and be happy. WTF.

 

www.traderzoo.mobi

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 11:58 | 6011004 gwar5
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They are so fucked and it's not consipiracy theory, it's conspiracy fact.

And all of it is just preview of coming attractions for the rest of us. Looking more and more like deliberate provocations to bring on a crackdown and martial law. They know full well there's always a breaking point.

 

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:01 | 6011013 all-priced-in
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Krugman will work his magic -

 

He can pull a trillion Drachma coin out of Tsipras's asshole, put it in his mouth & suck on it for a while to get all the flavor out of it before he swallows it and then 20 minutes later poop out 2 dimes and a nickel.

 

Which is exactly what a trillion Drachma  will be worth.

 

 

 

 

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:01 | 6011014 twh99
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This is the equivalent of searching between the couch cushins for change.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:09 | 6011037 Turin Turambar
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Putin will kick Greece some cash, so the can will get kicked down the road a bit further.  This will drag out for a few months at least, if not longer.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:18 | 6011065 22winmag
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Now I'm positive Syriza is the Greek version of the Tea Party, a total joke that never saw a funding package it didn't like, or at least okay in the end.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:19 | 6011068 Make_Mine_A_Double
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They will do what Italy used to do back in pre Euro Lira days. First off anything that could take cash of books was reduced to essentially IOU's.

You go to a toll booth and pay cash and guys would give bubble gum or some local script. Utter worthless and I still have a draw ful them - some are quite beautiful.

The same will happen writ larger in Greece (which they also used to do back in Drachma days). But on a larger scale to husband what few Euros they have left.

The sad thing is they will still default but when they do the economy and society will have been burnt down to the foundation and that country will most likely collaspe into social disintergration.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:33 | 6011124 TalkToLind
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Chrysó Skýles!
(Gold Bitchez)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 12:50 | 6011153 LetsGetPhysical
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Greece = the Detroit of the Mediterranean.

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