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North Carolina Man's Obituary "Respectfully Asks That You Not Vote For Hillary In 2016"

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A Cabarrus County, North Carolina man died last week, but Larry Upright, 81, made one final request in his obituary - written by his family.

"Also, the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016. R.I.P. Grandaddy."

Judging by the condolences, he is not alone in his request. It seems "everyday Americans" does not include North Carolinans...

 

Via Whitley's Funeral Home...

 

And the condolences include the following...

 

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The Condolence book has now become a multiple page political pissing contest - all done 'respectfully' of course.

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One word... "Polarized"

 

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Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:19 | 6012698 ted41776
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consider it done

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:23 | 6012707 Tom Servo
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Are you still a misogynist , if you're dead?  </sarc>

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:24 | 6012715 ted41776
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if you are male and white, the answer is yes (obviously)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:26 | 6012721 kaiserhoff
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That Ruskie Rocket is the perfect symbol for HillBilly's campaign.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:29 | 6012735 ted41776
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the recent one isn't as fun to watch as this one (unless you understand what they're saying):

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtuN8UuAWTg

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:33 | 6012748 negative rates
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I never voted, never believed in politics or what it stood for.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:38 | 6012764 ted41776
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politics? you should vote for someone because of their gender, sexual preference, family ties, or what they look like. you know... wouldn't want to be racist or sexist

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:40 | 6012782 Karl-Hungus
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should have left his request much shorter "don't vote..."

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:53 | 6012829 RU-GAY2
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if vous peoples do not vote vous peoples cannot campaign about the leaders and teh benevolent decisions tehy make for teh we non?  But fi we put nous faiths in Satoshi and reject teh entires system we haves circumvented ethir entires ventilations systems going back into tehir derriers oui?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:01 | 6012855 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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The hilarious part? He might vote for Hillary after death.

Seriously though, this is the problem with America. Old people like this who think it isn't rigged.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:07 | 6012875 Uchtdorf
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Bingo. I won't vote for Hillary, but I won't vote for the Republican offering either.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 02:17 | 6013682 nailgunnin4you
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Heh, perfectly illustrates why Empress Hillary will sweep it in 2016, the only people butthurt enough to call themselves republican will mostly be dead of natural causes by then. 

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 11:45 | 6014672 UnpatrioticHoarder
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Yeah and all her Democractic rivals will die in mysterious plane crashes

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:44 | 6012795 negative rates
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In secret I do, it's one of the skeletons in my closet, shares a bunk wit a couple skunks, so far no probs.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:06 | 6012874 Chupacabra-322
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BENGAZI = Strike One

LYBIA = Strike Two

EMAILS = Strike Three

You're done CUNT! Die Bitch!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:11 | 6012890 negative rates
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Who you callin done sucker, you feel lucky?, Well do ya, PUNK!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:20 | 6012741 Thirst Mutilator
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Might as well get used to it...

 

ZH puts up a thread about flippin' prostitutes who are, [self admitted], nymphomanics' & on central bank payrolls...

 

Somebody cracks a joke about it [& it immediately attracts downvotes ~ presumably by women &/or pussy whipped males]

 

At this pace, by November 2016, this place risks to be THE VIEW...

 

Me? I can't wait... I mean FFS, based on the track records of the likes of Yellen, Merckel, Pelosi, Fernandez, Peron, Rodham, Boxer, Waters, Fiorina, Marcos, Ginsburg, Sotomayor, Reno, Albright, etc., having a 'softer touch' in positions of power is a good thing, right?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:26 | 6012946 Pure Evil
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It's all a Jooish, Zio-Nazi conspiracy.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:34 | 6012974 Thirst Mutilator
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I don't know what it is... All I know is that I didn't INVENT it... I'm sure about that part...

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:52 | 6012825 Van Halen
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"Asks that you not vote for Hillary."

I'm going to go one up on him - I'm not going to vote at all!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 23:18 | 6013428 golden torch
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I'm making over $7k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do... www.globe-report.com

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:19 | 6012700 RU-GAY2
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vote Satoshi!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:20 | 6012702 BoPeople
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The press elects the president by decree. Whoever controls the press decides who they will announce as president. Voting seemingly does not matter.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:35 | 6012759 negative rates
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Never believed in the press, nor what they stood for.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:23 | 6012705 NoDebt
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I'm voting for Hillary.  Hell, I'm voting straight Democrat ticket in the next election.  Fastest path to collapse and the reset this country desperately needs.

I heard DeBlasio is considering running against the Hildebeast.  If he does, I'll vote for him instead.  I want the most clueless, incompetent corrupt people I can find in high office at this point.  

"Community orgainizing" cuts both ways.  Burn it all down.  All of it.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:26 | 6012720 kowalli
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i'm not sure that you will have election

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:28 | 6012733 NoDebt
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That would be the first tangible sign we're close to the reset.  I love the smell of politicians in fear of their own people.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:32 | 6012746 ted41776
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that is the smell of burnt jet fuel following a learjet taking off on it's way to new zeland or some private island in south america... enjoy!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:36 | 6012768 negative rates
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Smells more like a UPS plane that caught fire.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 07:33 | 6013908 SoilMyselfRotten
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I want the most clueless, incompetent corrupt people I can find in high office at this point.

 

Then you should be rooting for Martial Law and let O finish what he started

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:33 | 6012749 macholatte
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 I love the smell of politicians in fear of their own people.

 

You can't possibly be smelling the USA.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:06 | 6012871 johand inmywallet
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I love the smell of politicians burning at the stake!!!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:43 | 6012791 Karl-Hungus
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"I want the most corrupt, incompetent people in high office"

So, we haven't had that for the past few decades already?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:38 | 6012817 Pure Evil
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OK, who would be more incompetent:

Clinton, Bush, Obama?...............or....

Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren?

Obviously Hillarity is right up there with the rest of the D.C. cesspool denizens,

But, we've yet to start scraping the bottom of the barrel.

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:45 | 6012794 knukles
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I'm voting for anybody who'll wash my socks.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:23 | 6012824 Pure Evil
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Sock w...a...s...h...e...r,

Sock w...a...s...h...e...r

 

(use Peter Griffin's voice from Family Guy)

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:44 | 6012788 ThroxxOfVron
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"I heard DeBlasio is ... the most clueless, incompetent corrupt people I can find in high office at this point.   "

I've been around him a few times now.

Even the machine democrats I know are appalled at his ineptitude and regret running him and voting for him.

The average NYC schmo can't figure out why the guy can't get the streets plowed after it snows...

The cops think his is a traitorous douche.

The latinos that thought he was gonna rain largess uptown/harlem/bronx now mutter and shuffle away at his mention.

Even his phony wife can't keep from embarrassing him.

 

DeBlasio is a sorry kinda latino equivalent to brain-dead Biden -and he's from Joo Yawk Ciddy: Hillary might just try use him to steal the beaner vote from Rubio and Cruz.  

Someone is gonna fill the ticket.  The Dems fell for the dark horse saga of Obama last time..  

This round might be the double whammy chick 'n' spic tic.

Be afraid.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:47 | 6012806 negative rates
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Gees and around here we wonder why people don't pick up the trash for free.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 01:22 | 6013634 Buckaroo Banzai
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DeBlasio is as Latino as your pet dog. The name he was born with was Warren Wilhelm III. He changed it in order to appear more ethnic.

Guess he fooled you too.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:52 | 6012822 Karl-Hungus
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Ive thought about this too. People in the military have an almost universal dislike for obama. Thats one of the reasons I don't fear all this marshal law talk very much. I think he would give the order and people would just refuse. Hell, look at what happened when it even LOOKED like he was going to order them to attack SYRIA, much less US citizens. With Hillary, it would be the same or even worse. Another thing that makes me think this is all the secret service scandals the obama regime has had. It seems like even those guys are saying "fuck it". Think about what all those guys must overhear from all the different people obama meets with, people that require secret service presence. Can you imagine having to listen to obama and valerie jarrett and al sharpton have a meeting?? No wonder those guys are getting drunk on the job and letting people climb over the fence.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 06:23 | 6013610 nailgunnin4you
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I'm voting for Hillary.  Hell, I'm voting straight Democrat ticket in the next election.  Fastest path to collapse and the reset this country desperately needs.

 

I guess neither you or Tyler heeded your advice for me last week "Clueless red/blue fixated posts will get you nowhere here".

 

Nodoubt nodebt already contemplated this, and can admit when he is wrong. Kudos in advance.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 06:53 | 6013845 10mm
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I gave you a thumbs up for voting straight Demoncrat. But the reset will not be what people think as a fresh start. It will be worse.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:24 | 6012710 Fun Facts
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protocol #6

Appoint puppet leaders who can be controlled by blackmail.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 21:26 | 6012717 RaceToTheBottom
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Vote for the Dynasties.  300 million is not enough for a country to find more than a few people of skill to put forward.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:25 | 6012718 European American
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I kind'a like this idea...

 


DumpDC Endorses Hillary Clinton For President

DumpDC Endorses Hillary Clinton For President

By Russell D. Longcore

Yep. You read it right. DumpDC is endorsing Hillary for President.


Our Next President?

Now, let me lay out my argument so you can see the genius of this position.

Remember that the overarching reason for the existence of DumpDC is to promote state secession from the United States of America. So if you are reading this article, expecting me to promote the health and wellness of the USA, stop reading right now. You will not find that here.

The accepted premise for the every-four-year presidential dance is to find the best person to be President. Isn’t it? But out of 320 million people, there are usually only about 20 or less that take it seriously enough to commit to becoming a potential candidate. Most assuredly, these candidates cannot be the best the nation has to offer.

Are these few people TRULY the best, most qualified candidates to become President of the United States? How do Americans determine who is best? How does each political party determine who is best?

There seems to be a separation here between perception and reality. Most VOTERS think that the President is the leader of the entire Washington government, the embodiment of the Executive branch of the Constitutional government, the leader of the political party from which he/she springs, and the leader of the nation. And who would be the best person to occupy this Oval Office chair? Wouldn’t it be the person who sticks most closely to the Constitution, our founding document?

Let’s not bullshit each other here. Let’s acknowledge the reality of how DC works. The elected officeholders in Congress and in the White House all take an oath of office in which they swear to “protect and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic.” Then they spend most of their time violating that Constitution.

They vote to spend hundreds of billions of dollars annually that are authorized nowhere in the Constitution. They enact unconstitutional laws. They created gigantic bureaucracies that over time have mushroomed into the liberty-stealing, money-wasting, entitlement-growing leviathans we have all come to despise. They foment wars and conflict all over the globe as an extension of Washington’s foreign policy. And finally, they work in concert to spread inflation around the planet by borrowing and spending more and more and more.

So, if we are going to be intellectually honest about the workings of Washington DC, and the kind of person who makes it work the way it actually works…we need to stop seeking candidates who SAY they support the Constitution. We need to look at those candidates’ experience…not what they SAY, but what they have actually done in their political careers. And therefore, we need to find the candidate or candidates whose experience most closely matches HOW WASHINGTON ACTUALLY WORKS.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present for your consideration, the most qualified candidate for the Presidency of the United States in the past 50 years…

Hillary Clinton.

Just look at this resume.

Hillary grew up in the home of a politically active Republican, her father Hugh Rodham. She was also a volunteer in the campaigns of Barry Goldwater and Richard Nixon. So she has been on both sides of the political landscape.

Wellesley College feminist – got a BA in Political Science. Her senior thesis was a critique of the writings of Socialist political activist Saul Alinsky, who wrote the book “Rules For Radicals” in 1971. Hillary begins her migration into being a government “policy wonk.”

Yale law degree – by 1972, she had moved philosophically to the Democratic Party, and she and her fiancé Bill Clinton worked on the campaign staff for Presidential candidate George McGovern. She and Bill married in 1975.

Partner in Rose Law Firm – by 1975 Bill was Arkansas Attorney General, and she joined the prestigious Rose Law Firm. She worked mostly on intellectual property law and patent infringement. So she has a smattering of experience of actually owning a business.

Governor’s wife – Bill becomes Governor of Arkansas in 1978. She was First Lady of Arkansas for twelve years. Governors are the CEO of a state, much like a President, and during those twelve years, she was an insider to running state government.

First Lady of the United States – Bill became president in 1993, and for eight years, Hillary is First Lady. Once again, a cunning lawyer is at the apex of power…without having to get elected. But by now, she is an old hand at statewide and national campaigning, having campaigned with Bill for decades.

New York Senator – Another campaign, this time for herself, which she wins handily in 2000. She keeps her Senate seat until 2008.

Presidential Candidate – Hillary campaigns for the Democratic Presidential candidacy in 2008. Barack Obama wins, she loses. She tastes defeat.

Secretary of State – In a brilliant political move, Obama picks her as his Secretary of State. Obama neuters a political enemy and she becomes the face of US foreign policy all over the planet. No other candidate has this kind of diplomatic experience.

Immune to Scandal – Remember all the “bimbo eruptions” of Bill’s presidential candidacy? Remember Gennifer Flowers? Remember the murder of Vince Foster? Remember Benghazi? Remember Monica Lewinski and Bill’s blow jobs in the Oval Office? Remember the email hard drive that she had wiped clean to destroy any evidence against her unlawful use of an email account other than the State Department account? There is no scandal so low or tawdry that it will divert Hillary from what she wants. In a government in which most of what you do is unlawful, a conscience is a bother.

Unencumbered by Conscience – refer back to the last paragraph. Scandals like Benghazi and the murder of Vince Foster point to a political sociopath of world-class proportion. And remember… ALL politicians are sociopaths. Read this link. link Politician Personality Disorder aka Sociopathy If the perfect Presidential candidate is an advanced sociopath, Hillary is your girl.

Let’s Look At Hillary’s Competition.

I will not go though the individual candidates, but let’s consider them as a group. There will be a couple Governors, which will be OK, since each of them was a state CEO. There might be a Vice President. There are a few Senators, have not been in the Senate very long. There may arise a Congressman or two. And there might even be a doctor who thinks he wants to be President, and has absolutely no experience whatsoever.

NOT ONE of the Republican candidates is serious about radically transforming Washington into a place that honors the Constitution. If even ONE of the candidates pledged to return DC to only spending money authorized by the Constitution, he might be worth support. But you and I know that every one of the Republican candidates wants to attain the Presidency of the US…just as it is, without much change. And even if one of the candidates DID make Constitutionality his cause, 535 members of Congress would fight it, along with every lobbyist who makes his living from unconstitutional spending.

Any Democratic Party candidates will flog the same issues that Hillary does, so then the Dem race becomes a popularity contest.

The Conclusions

1. The Federal Government in Washington is going to collapse when the US Dollar is replaced as the world reserve currency.
2. State secession is the highest and best solution to end statism and re-institute individual liberty and property rights.
3. Bringing DC to collapse as soon as possible will cause secession.
4. In order to accelerate the collapse, the best president will be the person who is the most pro-government and most anti-liberty.

Hillary Clinton is the obviously superior candidate to accelerate and preside over the end of the United States Of America.

DumpDC enthusiastically supports Hillary Clinton For President.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:39 | 6012779 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Let me simplify this for you - it doesn't make a fukin difference. W, Bill, Hill, Barry - it's a sham. You might as well set out an analysis of shit stinks.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:13 | 6012898 Pure Evil
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"You might as well set out an analysis of shit stinks."

I think he just did.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 02:07 | 6013677 nailgunnin4you
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Let me simplify this for you - it doesn't make a fukin difference. W, Bill, Hill, Barry - it's a sham. 

 

nodebt aka captain butthurt and his band of merry flaccids disagree with you, there's totally a difference between the two!!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:26 | 6012722 toady
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To whatever political hit man managed this... BRAVO!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:27 | 6012726 OutaTime43
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I'm a democrat and I agree with him.  Bring on the challengers and it has nothing to do with her gender.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:54 | 6012830 Beam Me Up Scotty
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I feel sorry for you.

/s

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:18 | 6012911 Uchtdorf
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Who actually claims to be a Democrat these days? And no, I'm not a Republican either. Gag me.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:21 | 6012930 Pure Evil
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Wow!

Hillarity actually has a gender?

Who knew?

Do asexual Reptilians actually have a gender?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:27 | 6012727 daggerhashimoto
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who should we vote for? Satoshi Nakamoto?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:37 | 6012901 Pure Evil
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Why don't we get the best polished turd we can find and vote for that?

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 08:26 | 6013995 Beowulf55
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"who should we vote for?"

............Kaiser Soze

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:28 | 6012729 WTFUD
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Has anyone seen Hillary close-up lately? Bungalow Bill looked fucked a few years back but the Dwarf looks like the middle ugly witch Act 1 Scene One Macbeth.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 21:10 | 6013098 Dog Will Hunt
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If looks could kill, it would've been us instead of him.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:32 | 6012742 LetThemEatRand
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While I agree with his sentiments, this just goes to show how most people are in the matrix.  His last words are "don't vote for Hillary," which assumes it matters.  

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:33 | 6012747 Salah
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God bless him, he's from Nawth Carolina!

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:33 | 6012750 Downtoolong
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Hillary, “The candidate for everyday Americans who want to get a start, get ahead, and stay ahead.”

That is, unless you plan to start, get ahead, and stay ahead of her in a bid for the Presidency in 2016, then she will have you killed.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:34 | 6012754 stant
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Not sure I am voting at all if its a Hillary , Bush choice

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:37 | 6012771 LetThemEatRand
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Just say "no" stant.  In fact, just say no unless there is a third-party candidate on the ticket, which isn't going to happen.  So just say "no."  Light a smoke, drink a scotch, or do anything else and your time will be better spent.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:40 | 6012783 negative rates
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Just don't prove the constitution has a defect, you'll be in big trouble that way.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:46 | 6012799 Miffed Microbio...
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Voting is a farce now no matter what the choice. All roads lead to the same end. The only hope is a reset and due to the militarization of the police force I don't expect it will be peaceful protests.

Not that peaceful protests ever amounted to anything but make the participants " feel" they are accomplishing something.

Miffed

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:16 | 6012905 Pure Evil
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Just write in "The lessor of two evils".

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:26 | 6012947 LetThemEatRand
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You win either way.  I see what you did there.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 01:58 | 6013673 Otrader
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it will be another AIPAC/BIS/FED/Wbank/MIC endorsed whore.  The MSM will repeat the names until the sheep cheer them on to the winner's circle. 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:37 | 6012772 Shed Boy
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It amazes me that people still think their vote matters. She's already been bought and paid for.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:37 | 6012774 Wave-Tech
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Now I know why I ended up in NC - Thanks and RIP

 

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:40 | 6012781 Deathstar
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That baboon in chief was the last nail in the Republic (ironic they're the same color)

......Godzillary will be its tombstone.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:41 | 6012786 bart12
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Hillary Clinton  will be Neocon biggest wetdream

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:49 | 6012812 negative rates
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Titless Hillary? You don't know women very well.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:20 | 6012922 bart12
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Don't u know Neocon people are pretty tasteless ..

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:58 | 6012843 TabakLover
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They don't call it Norf Kakalacki for nothing.  Full a crackers......

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:18 | 6012913 Pure Evil
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Only Florida has crackers, everyone else is second tier ~ hillbillies and rednecks.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 19:58 | 6012844 TabakLover
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They don't call it Norf Kakalacki for nothing.  Full a crackers......

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:17 | 6012908 SubjectivObject
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Great recommendation.

Did the deceased have any recommendations for the Repugnican side?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 20:47 | 6013024 kchrisc
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What a rube.

Like the 80 something year-old man who tried to tell me, "The young people today. Look what they've done to the country." To which I asked, "Have you voted in every election that you could?" He thumped his chest and replied, "Yes, even the small ones." His smirk disappeared when I hit him with, "Then you are to blame, not the young of today. You are the one that for some 60 plus years held your nose and voted for criminal after criminal. You would think that by age thirty you would have sensibly wised up to their lies, games, and bullshit."

He only stood there and blinked as his head had to reboot from the truth overload.

If Hillary were the only problem, there wouldn't be any problems.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

"Truth hurts, lies plunder and kill."

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 21:40 | 6013167 Semi-employed W...
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I would have had more respect for them if they'd stuck an "or that rat bastard traitor Jeb" in there too.

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 22:56 | 6013379 q99x2
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Only crazy people that want the world to end would vote for Hillary.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 01:15 | 6013624 zstard
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What kind of a person would vote for someone like hillary clinton with known crimes and poor character? It frustrated me until I came to the conclusion that it would be someone with something to gain personally vs. the good of America.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 03:32 | 6013727 NuYawkFrankie
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Larry Upright (man, what a name!) is gonna get a pass straight into Heaven!. Those Pearly Gates are gonna be wide open for this dude!

Yes Siree - Hallelujah!!!

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 06:33 | 6013832 1stepcloser
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I wish the Old man would of said please vote with your AR15 and take the country back.

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 09:11 | 6014090 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Hillary or Jeb?  Do I want to be hit in the head with a stick or a rock?   Picture a multi-billionaire, multi-national industrialist with a red puppet on his right hand and a blue muppet on his left hand; which hand do I want to be punched in the face with while the other picks my pocket and gives me a prostate check?  Decisions, decisions.  Hopefully the Kabuki theatre we call casmpaign and election season will make it all clear for me.

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